Assassins, Mercenaries, Hit Men, and Guns for Hire

Let's talk about the characters in Marvel and DC who are professionals in the business of death. Who are some of your favorites?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deathstroke, l think that pedo arc needs to be retconned.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a one-off arc to be retconned, it's the story that put him on the map, the key component of the revenge plot that ran through the first 40 issues of the New Teen Titans. It's basically Slade's origin story.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am not talking about retconning the entirety of judas contract, l am talking about just retconning *THAT* part.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but why? I dont care about a supervillain that kills people for money doing bad shit

          PeaceMaker though dc is inconsistent on how he’s written: John Cena obnoxious loser PeaceMaker or stern murder machine peacemaker

          He's more of a government mercenary, which is slightly different than a freelancer. Peacemaker has a sense of national duty rather than a paycheck

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dropping a bomb on a major American city and murdering hundreds of thousands of people.
          You sleep.
          >Fricking a 15 year old
          THIS MUST BE RETCONNED

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >first thing
            in character
            >second thing
            not in character

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Deathstroke being a sociopathic butthole who would manipulate and abuse a teenager in his quest for revenge is absolutely in character, it's literally from arc that created and defined his character.
              Deathstroke bombing Bludhaven was completely out of character. Just admit you don't know the character.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's hilarious, infopill me on this.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >infopill
          Lurk moar

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was retconned in priest's run to where slade only kissed her, however dc published a trade or something called the other history of the dc universe which called slade out for being a rapist and dc basically retired the character shortly after (funny how their female characters who did questionably non-consensual sexual acts like talia al ghul and poison ivy didn't get written out)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The other history of the DC universe isn't canon, it also says that Katana's sword has no magic and she has no kind of formal training, it's just the DC universe seen through Ridley Scott's eyes.
        And they didn't really retire Deathstroke after that book, he still got used in Deathstroke Inc., had a crossover with Batman and Robin, and was one of the main bad guys in Dark Crisis.
        Sure, Deathstroke is technically on limbo right now, but it didn't happen after the other history of the DCU, it happened way later because of how he ended up after Dark Crisis.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah. i remember reading some deathstroke inc comics that got storytimed here. if i remember correctly he jobbed every chance he got in those books and was really just a prelude to dark crisis where dc decided deathstroke was gonna be the big bad for some reason. the series ended with him apparently losing all his powers and we haven't seen him since, and i'm not expecting to see him for a while either because of current year political reasons, thats why i said they basically retired the character. i'm aware he's getting an elseworld miniseries where he's a viking, but in the main continuity i don't think dc will use slade for some time

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if i remember correctly he jobbed every chance he got in those books
            That's not how I remember it!
            >because of current year political reasons
            Nah, I don't think it's because of that, I feel like it makes complete sense to give Slade a break after he was the final boss of a Crisis, he'll be back eventually, one way or another.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Deathsroke Inc. and Shadow War leading into Dark Crisis were so stupid.
            They spent all this time building up Deathstroke to fight Black Canary and Batman and Damian only for Dark Crisis to be about Deathstroke vs Nightwing, when they hadn't interacted since the The Lazarus Contract and hadn't had any real enmity since Infinite fricking Crisis and Batman Reborn.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Deathstroke destroying the shitty Teen Titans Academy made the whole thing worth it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't kill enough of the kids to justify an event that stupid.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wah wah muh mail rights and false equivalences

        Ivy and Talia did plenty of stuff before they did questionable sex stuff. Slade was introduced as a pedo, so of course it's coloured his whole existence.

        Also
        >DC have retired the character
        Proof of this?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          when did i mention "male rights"? i'm just pointing out a double standard. slade did plenty of stuff after judas contract and never once after did any sexually questionable acts, yet poison ivy has more stories where she does questionable sex stuff yet that stigma hasn't stuck to her? seems like a double standard to me. and slade hasn't appeared since

          yeah. i remember reading some deathstroke inc comics that got storytimed here. if i remember correctly he jobbed every chance he got in those books and was really just a prelude to dark crisis where dc decided deathstroke was gonna be the big bad for some reason. the series ended with him apparently losing all his powers and we haven't seen him since, and i'm not expecting to see him for a while either because of current year political reasons, thats why i said they basically retired the character. i'm aware he's getting an elseworld miniseries where he's a viking, but in the main continuity i don't think dc will use slade for some time

          i just kind of assume that dc being the far left political activists that they are wanted to distance themselves from slade whose pedophilia defines his whole existence and wrote him out

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought Cinemaphilemblr was just a meme, holy shit, crawl back to rëddit you pathetic fricking homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think needs more teen gfs

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we really call Elektra an assassin anymore? Same goes for Black Widow.

    On similar tangent, The Hand are kind of lame because they lack a distinct leader or named members people actually care about. At least over at DC with The League of Assassins you got Ras Al Ghul. Which speaking of, how many DC criminals/assassins are card carrying members of that organization?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      League of Assassins got complicated post-Rebirth by getting split between the LoA, headed by Talia, and the League of Shadows lead by Lady Shiva.

      Later in Williamson's Robin mini it was revealed there was also once a League of Lazarus that got disbanded. They recently complicated it some other way, and I can't remember right now how.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lady Vic is a great character and doesn't get enough attention.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Desperately needs a redesign.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She dead.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean she's dead? She appeared in Williamson's Robin run last year.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arcade was always good for a fun side story. One million dollars per hit, promising a wild death trap and successful elimination if the target or your money back.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arcade is just a weird assassin in general because of his methods. Everyone learns a skill like guns or knives, while this guys creates overly elaborate games/death rooms.

      Speaking of payment gimmicks, there's Chance. Guy has a rate, but will offer the double or nothing deal to get a bigger payout

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Chameleon have any good stories or single issues of him being an actual spy/assassin, sneaking into places and swapping disguises Agent 47-style? Seems like an underused character in that regard.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batroc the Leaper, can't help but root for him

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We really should see more of Black Spider

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      did we ever see what he looked like, or was he just batman the whole time?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In that movie? Yeah, we clearly did. The switch didn't happen until during/after the evidence warehouse fight

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST LIKE CAP

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could Taskmaster beat Deathstroke

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on who has the preptime, imo.

        If Taskmaster has time to study Slade, he wins, if Slade knows about Task's copying abilities he could blitz him down fast enough to avoid the learning process.

        Dropped into a cage match with zero preptime for either of them, I think Slade takes it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really? Can't Taskmaster just remember previously remembered moves from Captain America, Hawkeye, and others by heart at this point?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Slade still has better base stats and a Healing factor

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Since when?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                since ever? It was part of the package that gave him that "using 90% of his brain" thing. That was the only way he won against Lawton in a gunfight in Villains United

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's still only limited by being just a really well-trained and athletic human. He can mimic moves but can't do anything overtly superhuman.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they count? I actually like how King brought back the Force of July.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I actually like how King
      no

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not always bad!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          All his capeshit stuff is terrible outside of that one Elmer Fudd mini. Stuff like Vision and Omega Men ended up being way worse in hindsight.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >outside of that one Elmer Fudd mini
            Including that turd.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did like how Young Justice animated show turned Sportsmaster into one of Deathstroke's peers. They made a goofy premise, ran with it, and made me take him somewhat seriously.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they eventually turn comic Sportsmaster into the show Sportsmaster?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t mind Sportsmaster’s update but I wish they kept his black handkerchief mask

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like the modified hockey mask better. It's sporty, intimidating, and certainly better than a football helmet

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wild Dog looks better with it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they eventually turn comic Sportsmaster into the show Sportsmaster?

      He moves pretty good for someone who’s 55 and 60. I do want to see Cheshire and Artemis beat him almost to death for destroying the family though

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the Body Doubles but they lose points for not having a consistent character design

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    PeaceMaker though dc is inconsistent on how he’s written: John Cena obnoxious loser PeaceMaker or stern murder machine peacemaker

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Priestroke could have been good, but it sucked instead.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DC should do some miniseries where some MYSTERIOUS bad guy puts a hit out on Lex Luthor and every assassin , merc, hit man goes to metropolis to kill him and collect the 10 million dollars and superman has to spend the entire time protecting his arch enemy or something. 3 issues of wacky comedy
    (the mysterious bad guy was lex himself for some oddly convoluted plot reason)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(the mysterious bad guy was lex himself for some oddly convoluted plot reason)

      Why do you need a reason more complex than "to frick with Superman"?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's hear it for some lesser known mercenaries

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the merc version of Hobgoblin best, shame how he kept getting mistreated by writers who were basically yelling NOT MUH at him.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is one who is the superior of all others, yes?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      YEAHHHHHH

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marvel Top 3
    Deadpool
    Bullseye
    Taskmaster

    >DC Top 3
    Deadshot
    Lobo
    Tommy Monaghan

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Darkwing Duck

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kino

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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