>asteroid about to destroy the Earth
>the planet doesn't devolve into chaos, orgies, mass suicides, murders and rape
when are we going to see an honest disaster movie?
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HOLY HECKERINO MORTY, THERE IS A COMET THAT DESTROYS THE EARTH SO NOW WE HAVE TO HAVE HECKIN CUTE AND VALID ORGIES AND SUICIDERINOS MORTY
what would you do if the Earth was gonna be destroyed in three months?
Sit on my room, browse Cinemaphile and maybe play some video games
implying it aint
drug rape Gaben and steal his deep sea sub
People would be more generous more kind and there would be a level of brotherhood never before seen. Rarely do sinking ships become every man for himself, more often than not it is the Aristeia of the crew and passenger. The zenith of discipline and good will toward men.
Profess my love to the girl I love and spend the rest of my time with friends and family telling them how much everything meant to me.
I wouldn’t stop going to the gym.
put together a team
Just leave earth by any means necessary.Honest diaster films would have people trying to aggressively leave no matter what. All the hedonistic behavior would be bullshit.
binge vidya and spend all my dosh on frivolous shit.
prolly start smoking meth and play computer games
Depends (unironically) on what the news does the the global economy.
I mean, if money is still a thing in the first months, I would sepend all on it on drugs, alcohol and prostitutes.
However, if money is not longer a thing, I would just drive and see how far I can get, with my dog at my side
Don't look up is probably the most accurate disaster movie, because literally all characters are fricking morons trying to argue with other morons, and politics, propaganda and profit making overshadow the actual reasonable mission to destroy the comet, which eventually fails because of all the dumb decisions and the world just ends
it also has an ending scene where everyone is fricking each other en masse
wouldve been good if it was actually funny
for a movie thats supposed to be about how "obvious" problems are and how people mess up simple things, they completely fricked up any realism with their comet
anything in the solar system is pretty much in orbit around the sun, which means up until a few days before it impacts earth, the comet would often appear to be moving away from earth, getting smaller at times, the same way planets and other objects in orbit around the sun do since differing apogee/perigee means differing orbital periods.
even with tails, most comets are completely invisble to the naked eye and have very very low magnitudes unless theyre right next to earth or entering the atmophere. I worked on NEOSSAT which was supposed to view near earth objects but it was rushed and they fricked up the onboard camera/payload, so its ability to see high magnitude (low lit) objects, so the only thing it can see now are other military satellites and exoplanets. thats right, exoplanets and other solar systems. thats how fricking hard it is to see comets even with a tail. its easier to see a goddamn exoplanet a bajillionbuttfholefrick miles away than to see a simple comet in the solar system.
their entire "hurrdurr climatechange so obvious" falls deaf as frick when they themselves clearly do not understand a single thing about orbital mechanics or comets.
like listening to a little moron child explain to you their solution to world hunger.
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I fricked up I meant to say high magnitudes. comets have high magnitudes
the sun is falling out of orbit and is going to crash into the earth, what biblically and scientifically accurate movies are you taking into the shelter my enlightened fellow?
>the sun is falling out of orbit and is going to crash into the earth
Im gonna jump so hard I enter a wormhole, go back in time and frick jesus in the ass
sorry I guess my example wasnt quite as cartoonish as yours, you have quite an imagination
Old meme dude
I'd just hope it fell during the night
Aniara
people are far too attached to their routines and daily rhythms for this kind of thing to happen on a grand scale. some people would go crazy, but the vast majority of us would live as if nothing was happening because we would be unable to process the idea of the earth exploding.
these final hours
go watch it, its exactly what u want
Sell me on it.
just posted it before seeing your post
Its what Op says, a realistic end of the world scenario. World is ending, guy wants to go get fricked up and party, meets a young girl on the way...
inb4
no pedo shit, he hasnt turned pedo because world is ending
Trailer looks like low budget shit, and what's with them somehow having 12 hours after a comet hits the Earth? They'd be dead in minutes, not fricking 12 hours kek
The ass-teroid hit on the other side of the planet, the blast wave took 12 hours to get to them.
Not how physics work lmao
>these final hours
you should mention Angourie Rice is in it, that would work here
>asteroid about to destroy the Earth
>the planet doesn't devolve into full-scale nuclear war because might as well kill the guy I hate the most before the space rock delets everything else
Tonight you find a lump somewhere on your body, and find out you will die within 1 year.
Do you devolve into chaos, orgies, suicide, murder and rape?
If I ever get diagnosed with terminal cancer I would absolutely commit political violence.
i remember my dad taking me to go see deep impact when I was in 1st grade. i loved disaster movies growing up. From Twister, ID4, Dante's Peak, Volcano, Daylight, etc... i cried myself to sleep thinking about the end of the world. Now, I'd drink myself senseless before the final hour.
OP was cheering for Joker in TDK
>an honest disaster movie?
Watch these final hours
Last Night 1998, granted i havnt seen it in years.
Seeking a friend for the end of the world (2012). i knew the ending was coming but it really threw me for a loop when it came.
It's funny, watching Deep Impact and how society was back then, and then watching Don't Look Up what society is like today, it's only been 30 years and it feels like 100
That's a good point, and it is pretty sad to think that most of society would act more like Don't Look Up than Deep Impact.
Last Night (1998 film) handles the idea pretty well. People know of an apocalyptic event several months before it happens. What the event is, isn't really the focus but more about what people are doing.
and what do they do?
>It's an asteroid the size of Texas
>My god, what do we do?
seeking a friend for the end of the world
Alright movie, weird love interest couple though
>Steve Carell was 50
>Keira Knightley was 27
Wtf were they thinking?
Typically the actors are at least 18 to avoid the hassle of child labor laws.
>Wtf were they thinking?
Its an odd couple situation. two people that would never meet under normal circumstances, thrown together and made to adjust their long standing points of view.
That might happen in the cucked no weapons having parts of the world, but here in Murrica' heartland, we wouldn't tolerate that shit and would murder looting Black person-tier scum.