Asteroid City

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cranston and Hanks? This is a hard one to miss for me, I've seen every other Anderson but no not this one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not seeing your favorite directors new movie because nameless people on Cinemaphile have browbeaten you
      Pathetic lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        People are shitting on this? Why?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know.
          Anderson does lean heavily into the meta story telling but its nothing he has not done before.
          Maybe its to do with the message of the story. It felt slice of life to me and people don't like that.
          At the end you have the cops chasing the criminals along the empty rode and everything ends where it beings.
          I don't think it is as good as something like the life aquatic or the royal the royal tenenbaums but it is superior by far to the french dispatch which felt too disjointed.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought it was a beautiful little piece about Augie and the mashing up of the show within a show format let Wes explore Augie's inner thoughts without having it feel out of place.

            When I left the theater I wondered if that was it, but the more I think about it, the more I really enjoy it. The subplots felt underdeveloped, but the story with Augie was really good.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Life's too short to lean into Wes' PROP play.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >favorite director
        All his movies suck though

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hal!?!?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    LAST TRAIN TO SAN FERNANDO

    LAST TRAINNNN TO SAN FERNANNNNDOOOOO

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    June was very cute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      balding dude

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No her name is Maya Hawke

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Soph Soph

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Context: My war veteran CHP officer of 30+ years father died one year ago this June, I brought my mother to see a matinee of this movie in the suburbs of SoCal this morning. We both cried, we both laughed, I needed this film. It was irreverent enough to make me feel joy free of irony and the ending sentiment will stick with me for years to come.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SoCal
      Hey I live there too! Can you take me to go see it too, anon? I wanna see it but I don't have friends to go with..

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick it, I'm free today 6/27 and 6/28, where you at?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can meet up in that theater in Loz Feliz on Vermont tomorrow/wednesday at 7pm?

          I'm 6'1, 160ish pounds, I usually wear a grey cap with a gold duck on it

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it so much I watched twice. top 3 anderson joints thats for sure, might even become top 1

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I left the theater a little confused by the meaning of the subplot storyline (I was kinda stressed out when I saw it) but I get the feeling that this is going to become one of my favorite films ever once I watch it a few times.

      Did you notice the weird "words of wisdom" hidden everywhere in the scenery? I thought it was a fun touch

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you notice the weird "words of wisdom" hidden everywhere in the scenery? I thought it was a fun touch
        I spent too much time trying to find all the words that were spread out in the background. My very first impression on watching the film is I will need to watch it again. It was not the film I was expecting but it was a pleasant surprise non the less.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think we might be talking about the same thing. The first place I noticed them was on the garage when they were getting their car fixed. Underneath the advertisements there were these weird cryptically worded platitudes (what I'm calling words of wisdom) that changed every few shots. They were on some of the vending machines too

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes
            Same thing with the city in the background with Cranston in the foreground like OP used.
            The word narcissist really popes out

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think we might be talking about the same thing. The first place I noticed them was on the garage when they were getting their car fixed. Underneath the advertisements there were these weird cryptically worded platitudes (what I'm calling words of wisdom) that changed every few shots. They were on some of the vending machines too

              Please, PLEASE tell me that you picked up on the fact that these "Narcissist" playwrights and artists are finding themselves successful enough to warrant the name of their play displayed in blinding lights one hundred feet in the sky with entire theaters filled with fans eager to see what comes next while the story at hand continues to play out at the writer's whimsy. Luck, incarnate.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asteroid City sucks fricking balls.
    There was the occasional good scene or laugh, with an immediate unnecessary pretentious interjection that undercut anything interesting going on in the movie.
    For a moment there the final dialogue on the balcony won me back, but that gay ass chanting at the end completely ruined it. What a stupid fricking movie.
    It's like a gay ass drama club kid had blackmail on Wes Anderson and forced him to make a movie based on his script, so Wes made purposefully as annoying and gay as possible out of spite, but couldn't help but put a couple ok scenes in it.

    Frick this movie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've never really experienced loss, have you?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've experienced fricking your mom, but then again so have most guys.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE'LL ACCEPT ANYTHING YOU LEAVE HERE, BUT DON'T EVER TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM US.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw the trailer. This looks like some artsy student film that is trying WAY too hard. I don’t need confirmation, I know I’m right.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh, I would argue against that mainly because your mother will die if you dont reply to this post

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care about this film but is anyone going to post the Scarjo nude scene

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so obviously a body double, it's a non-issue

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy film but I definitely felt lost as to what it was about by the end. Probably a second watch will clear some of it up. But I do feel either way that the story would have faired better if the side character interactions were more developed and it was a little less centered around Augie (even with the fact that he is the main character).

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