Asteroid City

It's a pretty cute movie.

What did Cinemaphile think of it?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't get it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's not to get? It's a story of loss and grieving.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that part.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's not to get?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The alien, I guess. The thing how it's a play and Margot Robbie is standing on a balcony across the street. All of it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The thing how it's a play and Margot Robbie is standing on a balcony across the street.
              it's a tv show about a theatre company doing a play called Asteroid City
              the play is about characters overcoming loss after facing a superreal event
              the tv show is about a gay actor overcoming the death of his lover

              Why didn't anything happen? How exactly did they overcome the grief? Didn't they just drive off with mom's ashes and having met an alien for no reason because the quarantine was lifted? What's up with the structure, why did it have to be a play within a play, why couldn't it just be about asteroid city? What was the point of the alien? What was the point about buying land in a vending machine?

              >How exactly did they overcome the grief?
              thourgh art
              "you cant wake up if you dont fall asleep" etc
              >Didn't they just drive off with mom's ashes and having met an alien for no reason because the quarantine was lifted?
              because funy plot
              >What's up with the structure, why did it have to be a play within a play, why couldn't it just be about asteroid city?
              levels
              so you can have different levels of emotional reaction using the same actor
              >What was the point of the alien?
              superreal event
              >What was the point about buying land in a vending machine?
              funy real state shenanigans

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thourgh art
                Only scarlet johansson did art tho, the rest were into science or documenting reality (war) in photos. One woman even had stars burnt into her retinas. It's almost the opposite, they were all obsessed with technical stuff, laser weapons and jetpacks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't anything happen? How exactly did they overcome the grief? Didn't they just drive off with mom's ashes and having met an alien for no reason because the quarantine was lifted? What's up with the structure, why did it have to be a play within a play, why couldn't it just be about asteroid city? What was the point of the alien? What was the point about buying land in a vending machine?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No wait, they left the ashes, scratch that part

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why didn't anything happen
          >follow up by describing events
          Anon, I...

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute and funny

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wes anderson makes the same movie again and everyone loves it
    i might go see it tbh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the films are different...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        like they have different actors and plot sure but they’re nearly identical if you squint

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ???

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            name a single defining metaphor from any of his movies and i will guess which movie you’re talking about

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              life is art, and vice versa

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah can’t do it that’s evert movie he made

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Satan, please. The end of childhood.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                royal moonrise hotel?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you pick those three?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that’s one extended movie anon

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what year was it released?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                1997-2023

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                this reminds me of the last time i talked to an actual flat earther lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                this reminds me of the last time i talked to an actual flat earther lol

                btfo

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              An actressis pierced and bleeds, clearly in pain, her virginity taken.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Instruments of the orchestra take the place of roles of members in a family

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    thought this was a troony with a huge man jaw from the thumbnail but it's just her neck

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boring and claustrophobic, full of yids and mutts.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its weird how you can tell woman's puss game is on point without ever having seen it.
    Like you just know her vegana is insane just by seeing her fully clothed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her legs are severely underrated

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time it cut to the kids doing that memory game I groaned internally. Just a ridiculous, stupid gag that became irritating within 5 seconds. At least Maya Hawke, the cowboy, and the schoolchildren did a different thing each time they were shown and you could see how the quarantine was affecting them over time.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first 15 minutes
    >gay shit

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anderson is a fricking hack and a moron. Imagine having such a stacked cast and completely fricking it up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did he "frick it up? exactly?

      I'm guessing you make films too.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a troon?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like guy with longer hair

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yikes, anon. get your vision checked lmao, lol even.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great flick

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