Asteroid Shitty

Just watched this, anyone else see it? I give it a solid "it was fun"/10

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of his suburban schtick

    hes the arcade fire of film

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suburban schtick
      Royal tenebaums is all in New York city?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it feels like a suburban kid writes every film

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah gotcha

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I raise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arcade fire is good though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hipsterslop is good though

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why's is bad? Because is popular?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If only Win Butler kept his dick in his pants

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it as good as the grand Budapest hotel?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He delivers narcissistic vanity projects disguised as entertainment. I don't want to watch quirky people eat at dairy queen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about quirky people eat at a dairy queen that’s undergoing its first major renovations since the 70s, so that there’s a Hispanic construction worker looking at blueprints in the background and Jason Schwartzman says “Hector, estaba tiempo por favor. En desplasa ustedes.” And hector go “talk to bossu” and the boss is standing in the unrenovated half of the Dairy Queen and it’s Zoolander!

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't stand the color. Literal eyesore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jeffery wright is a good actor though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's only 1 hour 44 minutes.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the RT for this one and his last so mid? This guy is a great American auteur who routinely makes classics. The French Dispatch is a thousand times better than any other film the year it came out and critics said, meh. I don't get it. Is like the Lebron effect where they're just tired of how good he is? They just take it for granted? I don't know, but it's embarassing.
    Spider Man: Slop Shit Titty Frick will reliably be 96% but an auteur's carefully crafted masterpiece is 70%. Ok

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I a lot of people didn't realize french dispatch was an anthology going into it and it's hard to be 75 minutes in the theater when a fourth story starts from the beginning

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's been doing the same Weslop a lot longer than capeshit has existed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What super hero movie could he pull off?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't trust critics for Jack Shit anymore. People are no longer capable of judging beauty, their minds and hearts are too darkened by sin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very true

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is just not that good of a writer or storyteller. I like his first three movies, they had a lot of soul and self-deprecation. Nothing after.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If licorice pizza is what he typically makes then he's overrated as hell. Just slop pretending to be artistic. Pathetic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Licorice pizza sucked though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >licorice pizza
        >Wes Anderson
        At least try to be interested in the medium you post about all day and night

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wes Anderson sucked since he made Donnie Darko

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wes anderson tim burtoned himself before tim burton

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wes Anderson is an ovverated hack. Interesting how cinema autists seem to give his pretentious bullshit a pass all the time. OMGEH LE PASTEL COLOURS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ovverated
      But he's not that popular and his movies get meh reviews

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His favorite movie list was good though

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's Scarlett nude scene?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Full frontal but not super sexy or anything. She just drops a towel on purpose

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will watch.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was a body double until googling later

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I enjoy Wes' movies a lot and that's a nice cherry on the top

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys you can see scarlet Johansson naked in PG-13

    >Focus Features successfully appealed the decision, and the film was re-rated PG-13 "for brief graphic nudity, smoking, and some suggestive material".

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non-sexual nudity is normal

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the aesthethics of this flick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Redditor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Redditor

      Their brother dressing like a dad was intentional, wasn't it

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy/10
    Good flick to take your gf to

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is bottle rocket worth watching?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think so, yeah. Might be my favorite of his but I am no great fan of his, especially not his later work which I find to be both gay and moronic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >both gay and moronic
        I don't really value the opinions of morons. Opinion discarded

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          enjoy your tweeshit homosexual

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tweeshit
            Don't know what that means

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely. It's one of his best, doesn't have too much of his more indulgent style he developed later and it's probably Owen Wilson's best performance.

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