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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like Asterix 'cept I never drank a str pot

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sovl

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they should do this again, merge three stories togheter and make make amalgam movie, i know they did it kind of with the "The Secret of the Magic Potion" but the OC donut steal characters will never be seen again so the story felt cynical.

      they have enough material, but they just want to make "original stories"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Portuguese godfather gave me an Asterix board game. I had no idea how to play it.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is really how I feel at work right know frick bureaucracy and c level management

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who did it better?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    been stuck in my head for like two decades now

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just here to make Cinemaphile seethe
    i love French, Belgian and Italian comics
    that's all

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patrician right here itt

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      TIL there are people who dislike French and Belgian comics

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vikings/Gauls/Celts never wore horned helmets.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      true but that's not a vikang, gaul or celtic helmet

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Anglo-Saxons were Vikings or at least the same genetic stock as Vikings/Gauls/Celts.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >genetic stock
          lmao

          goths in asterix all speak in Gothic font, all britons are stiff upper lip, all Spainards have giant bull horn helmets, Egyptians walk like hyroplyghs, etc etc.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posts a picture of a helmet depicting two warriors wearing horned helmets inlaid into it

      sure bud

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    FORM NUMBER 838!

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this part of the movie was boring to me when I was a kid but now it's my favorite.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you realise Asterix had Permit A 39 the whole time
    BRAVO GOSCINNY AND UDERZO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was realising the manager only went insane because he saw a customer getting what they wanted

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Je croie en toujour en moi, ha ha
    It’s sexy when women sing French.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=72

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't argue with that

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what I was referring to btw

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile once did a storytime with an Asterix comic where they meet a manga character. Supposedly it's one of the most hated Asterix comics, but it seemed perfectly okay to me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i doubt it's the most disliked, i can't stand Asterix in Corsica or the one where he fights aliens, those two stories are actually bad, the latest story is actually pretty fun, he battles a smarmy poet named sanctimonius

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do you dislike the one in Corse ? It's fun, the one with aliens comes off as an old fart being angry and trendy things

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          asterix in corsica is just one note joke and i have to look at all the prunefaced people deliver zero jokes for the entire book, i hate it.

          i get it, they're STOIC but geez

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can understand, I love the real Corse so any work there automatically strikes me as comfy for me. I like the idiotic family feuds and the old dudes sitting on the tree or pillar

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    chi g'ha dito all'arembagio

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      red that with Depardieu's voice

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not so fast

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to go back

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asterix in Britain is the single greatest work of banter ever produced

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it also has one of the most kino scenes in the series

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it was the 12 tasks

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        12 tasks is best, no other come close.
        The jokes all works, it don't follow any comics so it's completely free to do whatever and the movie itself directly state this as a joke, the many new characters are all fun and well thought while the well known ones are true to themselves, although underused, and the many things it parodies (french administration of course, horror and pornographic movies which were a big hit at the time, commercials etc..) it do it very well and it still is fun and relevant to this day.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      watching this as an italian, do the romans have an italian accent? It's obvious that the brits have a british accent but I'm not sure about the romans
      in our dub they all have a roman accent which is hilarious

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They had an American accent in mine

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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