>at a party
>girl asks what movies you like
Your answer?
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>at a party. >girl asks what movies you like
>at a party
>girl asks what movies you like
Your answer?
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I'M GAAAAAAY
ur a gayet
Zack Snyder movies.
>women
>initiating conversation with a man
heh good one
I like the DC animated movies
comedies
>Y-you too.
depends on the girl. If she's a stacy just say the latest fad like barbie or smth. if she looks like an art hoe i would say amelie or some obscure french movie, etc.
Every time someone asks me that, I draw a blank and forget everything I ever watched so I just say the latest normieslop I heard about. A successful tactic.
All sorts.
I hate talking to normies. I'm very lucky I don't have to do it much.
normies are fine, it’s those in-betweeners that are semi-normie but will go off on some dumb subject as if they’re very informed—and it’s still just mindless garbage thoughts. that’s the absolute worst.
No, it's okay and I pull it off just fine but it's also kind of chore and yeah, you're not wrong, semi-normies are a greater pain, they are like cultural midwits.
>wow guy at a party is fat, has a beard, glasses, has a Commodore 64 t shirt and talks about gaming
>a fellow retro gaming enthusiast! Time to for a meeting of the minds.
>doesnt know shit
>I go get drunk with the normies and talk about GoT instead (back when it was a thing)
>Chad says "Happy Gilmore" before I can answer and hijacks the conversation
>I down another fifth of vodka and go to throw up in the toilet.
>Dunno. I really like Tarkovsky though. In fact, I've been reading his book, Sculpting in Time, in which he discusses his methods and motivations in detail. It's quite fascinating that he is able to emphasize the dreamlike quality of memory through his use of--
>Wait come back! I haven't gotten a chance to discuss his use of framing shots and mise en scene as forms of poetry!
If she's engaging you in conversation, she doesn't think you're revolting, so you're past the first hurdle. The best answer is:
>I love movies, but it's way too hard to pick a general Top 5. What genre?
Then go from there. She will either:
A) tell you her favorite genre, giving you a hint as to her preferences.
B) say "that's a cop-out. How about your all-time favorite" in which case you know she's smart. You tell the truth and see if it goes anywhere.
C) ask "what do you mean 'genre'," in which case you know she's dumb as plank and can proceed accordingly.
D) Gosh, nevermind
Which is actually C, but she's too proud to ask.
And nothing of value was lost.
If you're absolutely determined, just say "just kidding, it's [current box office leader]"
LMAO, BLUD GOT 0 RIZZ
Works if you don't look like a gargoyle.
Why would I be on the internet if I didn't look like a gargoyle?
May have been a reasonable rhetorical a decade or two ago, but times have changed.
My wife and I both come here.
> How to rizz up CchatGPT
how do you respond without sounding mad?
thanks you to
>at a party
unrealistic premise
19p Bp
my answer depends on the chick.
romantic comedies and horror movies
GayBlack folk from Outer Space (1992)
I've never watched a movie in my entire life, nor have I ever played a "video game" or an "anime manga". My hobbies are hiking, sports and voluntary work. I am also currently studying to be a foot doctor and I am learning a lot about analyzing feet. Want to let me inspect?
>Step Mother & Son's Lost Weekend - Silvia Sage - Family Therapy - Preview
Mistress plug my butt level 7
I wouldn't be at a party and if I was there is no way a girl would initiate a conversation with me
Chinatown 1974
Cry Danger 1951
Dead Reckoning 1947
Farewell, My Lovely 1975
His Kind of Woman 1951
I Wake Up Screaming 1941
Kiss Me Deadly 1955
Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye 1950
Laura 1944
Le Deuxième Souffle 1966
Le Doulos 1963
Le Samouraï 1967
Murder My Sweet 1944
Out of the Past 1947
Panique 1946
Pickup on South Street 1953
Ride the Pink Horse 1947
The Asphalt Jungle 1950
The Big Heat 1953
The Big Sleep (pre release)
The Killers 1946
The Killing 1956
The Maltese Falcon 1941
This Gun for Hire 1942
To Have and Have Not 1944
Where the Sidewalk Ends 1950
I once told a girl I was mostly into noirs from the '40s and '50s and I was stuck trying to explain what a noir was, I really gotta learn to be less sincere when I'm drunk
>what a noir was
>Mainly noirs from the '40s and '50s
>What's a noir?
>...N-Never mind.
>So it's like this type of movie with typically one private investigator getting involved in a big plot- or a murderer or sometimes a police officer and uh-
>Never mind, Inception is my favorite movie
decend list anon
keep it up
>Fight Club
>American Psycho
>Wolf of Wall Street
Instant panty-droppers. Trust me.
An Idiot saves the President
Rich Boy Hero 4
Silent Hero Journey Boy
Fight Fight Fight
Boats
The only movies I watch anymore are mom/son incest jav videos when I edge for upwards of 2-8 hours while playing mom/son incest games. However recently I’ve run into a problem where I’ve watched and rewatched all the jav videos worth seeing and played and replayed all the western and Japanese games worth playing. The only ones I haven’t seen or watches are shit or from series that I’ve seen enough videos from that they’re no longer interesting. Idk what to do anymore because my faps are no longer satisfying and the release of new quality content does not keep pace with my desires. Any advice?
what are the best games in your opinion?
i've only really enjoyed summertime saga which i know a lot of people think is trash so i'd like to know of better ones from someone with this level of interest in the genre
Honestly I can’t really get into this right now because my gf is sleeping behind me and I’m not gonna risk her waking me up and seeing me browsing f95zone and looking at incest porn games so I can give you good recommendations so I’ll keep things short. Just go on f95zone and go to latest updates, select incest as your tag and sort by most views or likes or whatever. Then go to the thread home of incest and find that game in the list so you can see what type of incest there is and if they’ve had penetration sex yet (if you only want to play games that have gotten to that content like me) and then just play those games. If you’re interested in Japanese VNs look up a guide for how to do machine translations for games that don’t have one then go on IMDb and use blood related mother as heroine and sort by popularity and rating and make your way down the list, just be careful of games that have like a 30-50 hour duration time, they probably won’t be worth playing and also ignore any western games on the list, stick to f95 for that.
Sorry VNDB not imdb
winter memories?
No mother son incest never played
missing out, aunt/nephew kind of deal is very nice
i usually say something like "i like boring depressing foreign movies in black and white where nothing happens and everyone is miserable" and get to make a joke that people tend to laugh at while also being honest
Oculus, Triangle.
girls never ask you what movies you like, they do ask what music you like though and i hate them for it
>what music do you like anon?
>autism kicks in
>mind races for what feels like a milennia in search for a decent answer
>well i uhhhhhhhhhh i like rock haha
i fricking hate it
>what music do you like anon?
>JAV, mostly
I don't watch movies, I watch kino. Has gotten me laid dozens of times.
Whatever Ryan Gosling was in last.
you are literally obsessed with me homosexual
The Mist
neither she or I knew what year it was even made
>the one with the big huge monster
>*Leaves*
>You wouldn't know them
This is how you tease them which starts a conversation, and then drop some names and then tongue their poosy
This once happened in a job interview, the interviewee asked me about my hobbies and then asked me what kind of movies are my favorites. I just said I mainly enjoy David Lynch movies without elaborating and she just said okay and moved on to the next question. I was/am so fricking autistic bros, I hate it
A Brief Encounter
Dr Zhivago
Bridge in the River Kwai
I inform her of my passion for French New Wave films such as Le Beau Serge and Zazie dans le Métro as well as my newfound interest in German Expressionism, solidified through classics such as Schloß Vogelöd and Die Nibelungen: Siegfried, even though I haven't actually seen any of these movies. I then insult her own, more basic tastes and their simplicity.
Zoolander