at least he had friends to hang out with, his own apartment, and disposable income
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Life is genuinely better without women. They were a mistake.
>Incel cope
Life was a mistake.
I don't agree but I've reached a point where I'm pretty happy without gf in my mid-twenties. I plan on travelling for work sometime next year and glad I don't have to maintain some gay "long distance relationship". I definitely want some gf experience before I hit 30 though, lest become more of a social moron than I already am
Being single is a lot more fun before you've been in a relationship. I was super happy as a kissless virgin before my first girlfriend, then after we broke up I was super lonely and missed spending everyday with my best friend. Enjoy your innocent single life, but I definitely recommend finding a gf.
Being single is better after you have plowed some b***hes. I've eaten pussies and nutted in them. I am at peace. I need no woman, but if it comes along I won't say no.
I feel the opposite, only miss my ex for some pussy. The rest was boring compared to single life.
I'm 38. All my friends have fallen away (kids and family). Three of them are going through or have went through a divorce. Let me tell you my friend, they are going through it. I'm an incel, sometimes I think I'm a coward. But there is no reason today and to be alive and bond yourself to a woman. For life. The concept of promises is completely foreign to them.
>In sickness and in health
>Until death do us part.
If I were ever to utter those words, I would mean it. Your word is your bond. It's like a fricking McDonalds store nowadays. So thanks, but no thanks.
>Just raise your woman to be right
No. I want her to have a brain by herself.
I got blackpilled hard when a girl from my college classes, who was engaged, was fricking different dudes from class then going home to her husband and posting couple photos and how much they loved eachother. One of them was my friend and he showed me messages of them sexting and her saying brb my husband is home. Fricking vile. They got a kid now aswell, might not even be the husband's kid who knows
Your friend is not a bro for not telling the husband.
My dad's best friend fricked my mom for seven years. I knew about it from the moment their romance started. Literally. I watched their first kiss. I went to my mom, crying.
>Why are you crying? Did you see something?
>I brushed my teeth, I'm disgusted with myself. This will never happen again.
Then she proceeded to frick my dad's best friend behind my dad's back. For seven years.
We had a family cat that loved my mom. And the family cat felt more at home in the end in the neighbours' house. My dad was so fricking oblivious. He got a rash too, and talked about it to his best friend. His best friend said: I have it as well.
So my dad asked: " Are you fricking my wife?"
"No." My dad told him he was going to another pub. But he went straight back home. The doorbell rang and it was my dad who opened the door. That's how my dad knew his best friend was fricking his wife, for over seven years. Everything had been a lie.
I saw their first kiss.
>Why didn't you tell me?
Because you're both horrible parrents lel.
>This will never happen again.
She lied. She lied to me. My mom lied to me. For over seven years. When the most principal woman in your life does something like that to you, it does damage that can never be repaired.
I ate shitty food. Everything was deepfried. Why? because she wanted to go and frick the neighbour. Let's not put effort into food and actually raising my sons: My pussy is hot and it needs to get fricked.
As a result I had to raise my two younger brothers. I was their father and mother. I'm still disgusted with my parents for fricking up so badly.
End blogposting. I had to get it off my chest.
have a nice day, nobody is reading your gay tumblr fanfic.
At least you won't end up like your dad and live a lie, that's gotta be worth something
>I got blackpilled hard when a girl from my college classes, who was engaged
I'm assuming you mean undergraduate and that this isn't community college, so she's somewhere in the 18-22 range. Any chick in current year in western society that is getting married at that age is either
1. Turbobawd degenerate thinks that getting married will make her get her shit together / show that she's "responsible" (these are the same chicks who get knocked up at that age, think that having a kid will make them responsible, and then a few months after its born realize how much they miss partying so they start constantly asking people to watch their kid so they can go do meth for a week with Tyrone and the gang
or
2. Mormon
No offense dude but I'm not going to take a speck of advice on dating or women from a 38 year old incel.
It's a lonely life. My finances are good. I still hope to find the perfect woman, or the woman that is perfect for me. I can't even think about kids. That's why I said I'm feeling comfortable, I don't have any responsibility except for myself. But it is lonely, no man is an island. Or should be. I want what my friends have. But it's a huge responsibility. I can't even fathom the thought of falling in love anymore. But maybe it is out there and it's not all an illusion.
You were born in the mid 1980s. Why the frick are you an incel? It was actually easy to get laid back then.
No it wasn't, the last of gen x'ers were sold awful boomer lies about being nice and polite to women.
t. 84, and my HS years (99-03) were full of the same dichotomy that exists now, except back then it wasn't 'incel/chad' it was 'douchebags and nice guys'.
>If I were ever to utter those words, I would mean it.
You're not allowed to. The law states that you MUST be able to leave the arrangement at any time for any or even no reason.
I wish I could lie to myself like this.
Just go outside more and it won't be a lie.
He's not lying
t. divorced and carefree man
>sucking on round juicy ass cheeks and blowing a fat load in a pussy then having dinner with a woman is lame
jesus I get the pain but telling yourself you dont need women is like you dont need food
>Eating ass
You are a homosexual.
I made it very clear I was interfacing with the ass cheeks. I have yet to suck pooper and the thought of it is hot but I know its probably just gross.
>Kissing lips
>Sucking nipples
>Slapping ass
Gays do those things too. Also gays eat, drink and sleep, maybe you should stop doing those too. You don't want anyone to think that you are a gay, do you?
Gays catch aids. It's like their thing. I'd rather have a gerbil running up my ass.
>i want gerbil running up my ass
Sure you do, gay.
women:food is interesting. i will concede that both are necessary but its a bad idea to let either control your life. for me porn meets the needs just as well as oatmeal.
This is true ONLY until you get to a certain older age. Once you are 65 and no longer want to / are able to play vidya and jack off all day the dopamine hits start to fade and the only thing you will have is your partner. When you get older this reality becomes more and more clear and I am happy at 28 that I have my partner already although sometimes I wish I could be single again. And I may do that, but I will constantly be reminded that after a certain age the only women you are going to find is crazy ones or the bottom of the barrel spinster types / mega fatties. Not to mention you won't be able to share you life memories and experiences with them.
I think by age 40 is when you need to seriously consider finding your life partner.
>dude you'll get really interested in women when you're a teen
>once you're 20 you'll regret wasting your teenage years
>by your mid-twenties you'll regret being a virgin with no dating experience
>once you're thirty it's over you'll be so depressed trust me bro just have sex
>um no ok actually it's 40 that's when you're gonna feel miserable no trust me bro it'll happen this time
sure, buddy.
I'm enjoying my cozy life with all my free time, laughing at you losers desperately trying to justify your miserable marriages.
It’s better to be single than in a bad relationship, but being in a good one is way better than being single
It’s been a while since the last time I watched this but wasn’t the whole point of the movie that being a virgin is okay and sex isn’t the most important thing in life?
>being a virgin is okay
>sex isn’t the most important thing in life
Both are lies
>being a virgin is weird past a certain point
>sex isn’t the most important thing in life
fixed
truth is it doesnt matter because you can lie. women are very dumb and there are lots of sex havers who are very bad at it.
Tesla, Leonardo, Newton, Leibniz, Kant, Michelangelo: Are we a joke to you?
Please fricking die
Seethe
Guys I got my whole pc banned for posting a thread about wanting to frick the m3gan doll. Can I appeal this at all? I genuinely feel awful was just a dumb shit post
>not knowing how to get a new ip address in the current year
I've been on here for years and still don't know how to get around bans. I've never had sex either
NTA but just a warning to anons who plan on buying their own property innawoods - if you live in an unincorporated area with like 200 people in it, you can't just reset your router because there's absolutely no reason to be given a dynamic IP when you're that remote.
Basically, if you reject modernity, you better be willing to pony up for a vpn if you want to shitpost. Meanwhile, homeless schizophrenic drug addicted bug people in cities can just get on the bus (and not pay lol), go to the library, and shitpost to their heart's content since there's like 30 computers with different IPs and the network resets every single night. (This is at least how it is in Seattle, which doesn't filter web access at libraries - I've seen many a homeless guy watch porn on them, and Cinemaphile isn't firewalled either). It actually helps explain the quality of this site.
>I genuinely feel awful
Only because you were reprimanded.
6 years to go
Being a virgin was purely a boomer problem
Casualisation of dating via apps makes it disgustingly easy to have sex
>I can't get a woman
>just b urself
sure maybe
>a woman destroyed my life
>just b urself
kek frick you, that's gotta be bait right?
me next year
anon... what happened?
It never 'just happened' like it did for everyone else. When it didn't just happen, I just stopped caring.
What was the furthest you got with a girl?
A girl gave me a handjob through my pants once when I was 19. Probably could've went out with her but I fricked up trying to emulate chad behavior.
>trying to emulate chad behavior.
What did you do? Act non caring?
Yep, tried to be all flippant and dgaf
>And then one day for no reason at all he started shooting them
>best buy employee
>gets a single mother willing to marry him
Huh
>Desperate ex-prostitute dumping their accident baby on some putz she uses as a paycheque
Many such cases
Every time I'm fooling around with a woman it just feels boring and I want to stop after 5 minutes. I am a 30 year old virgin.
too much porn
Probably. I switched to only jerking off once a week and still feel the same way but a decade and a half of daily porn use probably did irrepairable damage.
Be me
Gym max for years
Clothes max
Shave of my balding hair
Beard max
Jobmax working 18 hrs a day ina restaurant for the last year
stil zero matches on Tinder, only got 2 obese fugly women who ghosted me after a year
It's Ogre
Why the frick did you space it all like that when you were clearly formatting that like a green text? Are you fricking stupid?
>tfw 30 years old kissless virgin
What even is the point of it all anymore?
If you really think sex is a milestone, get a hooker. If you think hookers are cheating and you want "real connection": humble your virgin ass out and get a hooker first. How has "waiting for real connection" worked out for ya? You will gain untold amounts of confidence is you just Get. It. Out. Of. The. Way. You probably have a internal stress bomb explode when you meet a woman because it will eventually lead to that subject you have zero experience in. Or, if you just want to get laid so OTHER people get over it, stick to your hobbies.
The idea of going to a prostitute disgusts me
Most prostitutes are strungout drug addicts too and are not clean
>Writes out a paragraph of advice and insight just for you
>"But I don't like hookers"
This is why you get left on read. Waste of frickin time lol.
Only disgusting freaks use prostitutes
>had a job in retail
>was able to support himself, date, and own a house
wew
>Own a house
Yea he totally didn't rent an apartment, I'm glad you have also watched this movie
He didnt, watch the movie again
Uh huh
still wrong lmao
moron
watch it again
I have spent so much of my life alone that the idea of being in a relationship is unfathomable.
Same here, I'm way too used to being an autistic hermit at this point.
Im.43 and not a virgin but would trade my life for this guys in a heartbeat
what makes him any better
they werent really his friends though
Why can't they just make prostitution legal?
I have all those things, except friends I hang out with. I have one long time friend I talk to online. He lives in another city.