At least you're not him

At least you're not him

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

Yakub: World's Greatest Dad Shirt $21.68

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could achieve the same effect by playing music very loudly and save yourself half the embarrassment

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mother!
    >Anti Christ
    yeah i don't want to talk to you

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all post 2010 tv shows and films
    >and twin peaks
    Id gladly tell him I have some most of that t-shirt and say that his taste is absolutely awful and he should learn to discover films made before 1990

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good concept, awful execution. With all the A24slop I’d want to deck that dweeb, not talk to him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Good concept
      kek.
      This is the equivalent of early 00's forum signatures with those little banners like "firefox user" "Metallica listener".
      Complete hollow sense of personality filled by consoomer shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is art criticism, not just assigning identity from what webrowser you use

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly.
          What a maroon
          -'84 Bronco 4bbl custom exhaust

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And that's a bad thing because? I would totally start talking to him. I love movies, I love talking to movies with different people, listening to new opinions and sharing mine.
    Though the stuff on his shirt seems all over the place

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I love talking to movies
      you would love watching movies at my local kinoplex then, it's full of urban youths who share your passion

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He probably got loads of pussy though

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    I don't want to read your fricking clothes ok?

    • 2 months ago
      Aspiring Investor

      upvoted

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not as good as the shirt I saw in Kroger worn by a 50+ year old woman that said, "His dick smells like Chapstick because of me."

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just walk up to them and talk to them. Also be handsome don't walk up to people not being handsome.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started wearing plain t shirts because I was tired of people starting conversations with me over what was on my shirt. Yes I am schizoid.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do that too, but mostly because I'm socially awkward.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    most cringe thing I ever did was buy a janus films shirt and a criterion collection t shirt, I never wore them and threw them in the trash after a wave of embarrassment washed over me as I got them in the mail.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does Cinemaphile think of my conversation starter t-shirt?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      awful. he doesnt say that line outside the plane. are you even banemaxxing?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      needs more subtlety

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My shirt to start conversations, whaddya think?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This reminded me of that green text about anon asking his dad how to start conversations and his dad comes up with "always carry and offer gum, you'll be the gum guy". Don't remember exactly but everything seemed autistic as frick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Double mint Dave

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek that was fast, that's exactly the one thanks anon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Double mint Dave lives in my head.

          Also, checked

      • 2 months ago
        Fledgling Investor

        pure gold

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        removed the pointless shit

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these very specialized subreddits always baffle me. who the frick seeks them out?

Leave a Reply to Anonymous Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *