At long last. My years of training and mastery of the Force as a Jedi have brought me to this moment, a moment of glory and triumph.
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At long last.
Shame there's only 6 films
Why is every Star Wars scene always some ugly frick ‘alien’ in a bathrobe holding a glostick standing in either the desert or some low-light slummy crowded city ?
Because star wars has always been a dune ripoff a book set primarily in the desert
This guy had a 50 page wookieepedia article explaining why he went down so easily
What's the reason?
He didn't react fast enough.
jews
with one eye on either side of his head, sadly with the way his face was angled he couldn't see where Dooku was, standing directly before him
"No, you're literally a dinosaur"
This film single-handedly made the Jedi into a fart noise joke. Every producers cornball kid and nephew got to run around on set with lightsaber props while getting mowed down by blaster fire.
Great job George.
Filtered. It was the Jedi’s hubris on full display, right before their ultimate downfall. George played you like a fricking fiddle.
Poor bastard had no chance
God I fricking love the EU
Still canon in my eyes
Ain’t no way there are characters actually named Planka Jinguash and Frink Bungo, but I ain’t gonna look it up tho.
>Frink Bungo
No but there is one named Bungo Bung.
Did he train in the art of Jizz wailing with Glup Shitto?
Its totally possible, this is the same EU that has the name of the music you hear in the cantina becalled Jizz music.
>those cloth physics
YIKES
This guy's name should have been Parasaurolophus Trebor
why is woodoo hide so funny
makes me laugh every time
Fricking Woodoo Magic Mon!
You caan't see de eyez o' de' deeemon....until him come callin'
I would 100% believe this was actually what the EU said.
He's dead.
>No Jedi aren't a mystical order of knights, they're a bunch of lame robot-like politicians
Thanks George
Still filtered by the prequels
The only Star Wars movie I like anymore is the original
The original is the worst one and it's only considered good because the majority of critics were kids when it came out.
No, it's an actual great film, assuming you take it on its own and isolate it from all of the other bullshit that came afterwards. If you try to interpret it in the context of the rest of the franchise I can see why your infected brain would misinterpret it as bad.
Nta, it's important to take into context how the films evolved in between each installment. Star wars peaked between 4 and 5, and between 1 and 2.
Attack of the clones was carried by Phantom Menace and Revenge of the Sith suffered greatly for its failure to heighten expectation. The same effect is seen with the sequel trilogy, though much more pronounced.
Your parents hate you and your dad isn't your real dad.
Reminder that Coleman Trebor wasn't the first Jedi to die in Dooku's rebellion: he murdered Yaddle first.
Frick off mouse shill
Not him but I actually like Tales of the Jedi a lot. One of the few high points of the Yidsney era.
What a b***h.
>This is the end for you my penis.
Bet he wished his butthole was sewn up too after the vibes going on when he calls palpy master.