At what point would you have given up and just killed yourself?
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At what point would you have given up and just killed yourself?
At what point would you have given up and just killed yourself?
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Never. Tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?
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have a nice day now, idiot zoomer.
BROADS!
this is the right answer but he's corny as frick like a reddit or youtube comment so he's a homosexual
Oh no who could ever survive without human contact for an extended period of time???
Why do people always go to the no human contact as the reason to have a nice day, and not the mounting painful health problems that can't be adequately treated.
lmao "no human contact" would be more like a reason to stay alive, far from normie banality, for most of us here; if anything, being removed from "no human contact" and dumped back into the social world wherein you're expected to interact with repugnant primates and act like you give a frick about their inanity.
I like to have some human contact but the alone time on a deserted would be amazing.
he posted on a social media website
nobody who posts here wants to be alone. that's why you post here. moron. or suit action to word and frick off.
This is one of the times I have human interaction. I still enjoy my frequent trips to the woods
I'm a different anon, but I usually forget I'm interacting with living human beings. Really it just feels like I'm having imaginary conversations, since I picture everyone on here as pepe/apu or feel like im just reading through a forum. It probably wouldn't be much different from me talking to a volleyball
>. Really it just feels like I'm having imaginary conversations, since I picture everyone on here as pepe/apu
literally me
Why didn't he just brush his teeth with a stick or something
Most unrealistic part of the film. Everyone knows cavities only form from consuming HF imbued goyslop that’s designed to rot teeth to the core and funnel people to see the dental israelite. What he was eating on that island wouldn’t have caused nearly half the problems staying on the mainland would have provided.
He had the cavity before he crashed on the island
moron? tooth decay was a major problem (even fatal) for pre-colonial brown cultures. obviously sugar exacerbates the issue but without dental care they were fricked
Dumbest post in this thread by far. Every archeological dig shows perfect dentition on such populations as medieval brits to neanderthals. 0 cavity anywhere.
It would be the unrelenting mosquito bites for me
Ironically the two are of exactly the same urgency/problem magnitude: 0. Only hypersocial subhumans could possibly reel from no human contacts (t. professional NEET, haven't left my room in years, 0 contact for 6+ months, single contact to receive groceries a few times a year at most). But as for health issues, d*ctors are 10x more likely to maim or frick you up than you are to wait it out or self-treat even with no medical knowledge. This obviously depend on country but that holds in all modern 1st world shitholes.
Haven’t you ever watched Alone? After 30 days these people are having mental breakdowns and barely surviving on squirrels and small birds.
>wins multiple seasons by chugging canola oil in your path
>Haven’t you ever watched Alone?
Yeah, everone freaks out. Tough guys quit in like a week. Most of the ones that make it through barely do.
Then out of nowhere there was that one autismaxx dude that was like
>yeah bro I'm alone pretty much all the time anyway because i don't even know how to relate to my own family
so he killed like some kind of ox with a pocket knife because he's an insane badass human and was just chilling in a cave, comfy as frick by himself in the near complete darkness of his warm little compound.
Dude could have done a year in that hole standing on his head, shit was amazing.
That was Roland. And he found a rusty nail and used it to shank a musk ox
I knew we were wired different. We must be the cavemen who hung around in the caves when the normie hunter gatherers were taking over around us
do contestants have an episode on this show or are dispersed throughout the entire season? i wouldn't mind just watching this based autist do his thing
>dispersed throughout the entire season
This. But you can just fast forward.
Yeah but that's usually in some hellish tundra wasteland, not a tropical paradise island
>spends his entire day with le epic memes and his incel cohort on 4chins
>lmao bros no human contact for me lol
Fricking literal autist.
>I described a thing therefore it thing
In the book the movie is based on it turns out the package he never opened contained ice... the one thing he missed most. He could have had ice the whole time.
Wtf how did the ice not melt?
it was ice, not water. It was cold. In fact, at the end of the book he finally opens the package and uses the ice to freeze the water and walk home from the island. The book is pretty different.
Okay kurt vonnegut.
Hot ice
he was a meth addict in the book?
Why would you wear loincloth on desert island
You ever had wiener sunburn?
Why not fully dress then
You would steadily use the fabric of your clothes for stuff
Is it anything like those weird lumps you get when you jack off three times a day multiple days in a row?
I'll wear the loincloth.
Because they needed the wildman-goes-nude trope to get the message across that he had become a hardened survivor. IRL though I guess cloth would be extremely valuable in a situation like that.
same reason the darkies where loincloths: sitting on sand/rocks/treestumps with your bare ass is very uncomfortable
No one has ever been stuck on a deserted island for more than a week in the modern era before being rescued.
The movie taking place over 4 years is fricking ridiculously laughable
Then how come Julian Sands died?
It was a forest/in the mountains instead but he was closer to civilization and still couldn't be rescued.
moron.
wrong and moronic alert
>moron
>doesn't have a single rebuttal to prove the post wrong
Lol
Then explain the passengers of The LOST flight, of MH-370, and Oliver Queen from Arrow. They all survived several years.
They were only on the actual island stranded for four months in total.
Hence Hurley not losing weight.
hurley stole mw2 care packages and ate the rations. It is canon.
Yeah I really hated that plotline. They fully explained it in the pilot (when you’re that big it takes a long time and we won’t be here that long), then backtracked just because people were still being shitty about it.
Literally more sniveling about him than the unexplained polar bears or Locke’s miraculous cure
The film's setting was set in the late 90s. They didn't have fricking smartphones and GPS trackers for every little thing.
I beg to differ
Alexander Selkirk
Survived: 4 years and 4 months
Douglas Robertson & Family
Survived: 38 Days
Gerald Kingsland & Lucy Irvine
Survived: 1 year
Tom Neale
Survived: 16 years
https://www.boaterexam.com/blog/real-castaways/
Before the plane even crashed.
>fresh water source
>no subzero temps
>fishing all day
>no b***hes or bosses
I’d be fine.
*snibet snabs ur balls*
Probably would've died from a tooth infection or diarrhea.
At absolutely no point would I have ever so much as even contemplated killing myself, because my survival instincts are pure & untainted.
>t. Would kill himself on the first day
Never
>Beautiful location
>Free from being another one of society's stooges
>Volleyball companion always withing rapeable distance
It would be my paradise.
tooth decay
wouldn't kill myself, but I probably would have died from the tooth infection
I wouldn't have to. I'd frick up at some point and die anyways.
>At what point would you have given up and just killed yourself?
When I come back and see my wife married some loser and had kids in the span of the four years.
never. i've watched primitive technologies videos a hundred times. i'll have a clay house in a week.
>clay
>tropical island
when i opened the last pack of twinkies.
He literally had to survive as an incel for four years
Nobody can survive that
at least he got to frick wilson's bussy. maybe on special occasions he would warm it up over the fire first
did you know the character Willson was added to the story by Tom Hanks himself as a refrence to the time he slapped his wife Rita Wilson until his hand bled?
Slowly dying of thirst/exhaustion is more likely than killing yourself. Never underestimate your own survival instinct you'd likely be looking for food and shelter until you couldn't.
He literally solved this in the movie by capturing water from the tropical rains
Wouldn’t he get scurvy IRL from only having coconut water and fish?
Don’t recall him having any other food while there
Do fish get scurvy, you moron? Meat and prgans contains everything you need to survive.
Do fish have the same teeth and gum structure or the same nutritional needs as an adult male human?
So how come all those sailors died of scurvy a couple of hundred years ago? They couldnt figure out how to fish?
its mostly from eating preserved food, inuits don't get scurvy
I'm allergic to fish, I'd probably kill myself when I realized I was gonna starve
In the book the package contained a satellite phone.
that’s pretty corny
In the musical adaptation the package contained a lifetime's supply of sweetcorn.
if I haven't done it now why would an island change my mind
I'm very unlucky. I'd get rescued while fapping or taking a shit.
I think dying of hypothermia would be pretty peaceful.
I’ve had hypothermia, or at least the first stages of it. Cold like you’ve never felt before in your life. So cold it hurts. Joints start stiffening up. Hands are nothing but blunt, useless weights. Walking or moving in general is a Herculean task. When I was finally able to get back inside and warm, I almost passed out in the spot. I ended up sleeping for sixteen hours.
Reminder that based on the timeline, Kelly was cheating on Chuck with the dentist before he crashed.
C(h)uck..Cuck I get it
How did people not get horrible tooth decay before toothbrushes were invented?
they didn't eat heavily processed foods and artificial sweeteners
They did. It was before agriculture and cultivation of grains that most people had perfect teeth. Look up Andamanese Islanders.
Plaque basically forms a forcefield around your teeth. Teeth aren't supposed to be white. Plus sugar was a rarity.
Sugar was rare, but sweet fruits and honey weren't.
Ahistorical moron. Back to school, child.
People did clean their teeth with things lile tree sap whic has a chewing gum texture. Indian culture used coconut oil and spices like turmeric to dislodge and kill bacteria.
Etc.
Even rubbing a mint leaf on your teeth and gums would work.
When I would have felt compelled to make this thread.
depends if I could figure out how to make wine or something from the coconuts
The instant sand got in my ass
I would make cum island, I would hold my thatch house together with cum, I would cum on everything before I ate it, I would sustain myself with dried cum, I would be constantly drained of cum, when they found me and sent for doctors the first thing I would ask is for the doctor to check my sperm count and when he asked why I would say
>Because I cum
>being alone in a tropical island is le bad!
do normies really?
Within the first hour of being there.
I would of never left.
I don't know. Maybe 5... 6:30.
Never leaving the island I am the king now
I would love it. I want to get out of clownworld. I'm thinking of going all Chris McCandless. Even if I last two months that's more than a lifetime here.
They went gay 100%
If only he had one more person there with him he probably would have been happy.
kino
holy shit, i remember this movie. should watch it again someday.
One day young pussy will wash up on shore
Lol the guy that ww2 movie Unbreakable is based on talked about floating in a life raft in the pacific with I think 2 other guys. He specifically mentions how stupid this movie is, he wished he’d been alone. He calls tom hanks a pussy it’s funny as hell
Assuming I could find water, food and shelter like he did, I'd probably last a few months before giving up
This is the fricking dream most of us are praying for nuclear apocalypse to provide the opportunity.
It's my wildest dream. I wouldn't even try to come back.
I wouldn't have taken a job that required me to fly, I definitely don't care enough about any company to leave the comfort of my home.
Before I got on the plane.
A whole island all to myself. I'd have forced sex with everything on there alive. Crabs, otters, fish, dolphins. Whatever was there. No condoms no limits.
But you have to marry the crab after.
You don't want to break her crab heart do you?
I like how stupid homosexuals are like "I would NEVER do that", yeah you don't know that, stupid. It's called going "insane". You don't know what you're capable of when you go apeshit from being isolated for months. You might try to make a boat out of your own intestines. So shut the frick up, redditor, youtube commenter, karma homosexual. Just shut your prostitute mouth. You don't know.
>constantly sunburnt
Sounds like the worst part of it. No wonder we were napping during mid-day.