>Shame Stone Cold's body is out of commission because he could be doing this too.
Dude, Stone Cold wrestled last year. Beat the shit outta KO at Mania. Then came our later to stunner Vince McMahon. It was the series finale of prowrestling.
Exactly. I listened to Cody Rhodes talk about the Rock the other day, and he’s nowhere near his level in terms of mic skills.
Then you look in the comments and everyone is creaming themselves over it
Vince McMahon, aside from being a frothing sex freak, was a creative genius at building characters and storylines. Once he stepped back from making all the decisions, shit went downhill quickly. Wrestling will always be popular because it's live athletic theater drama and humans love that shit, but there's a serious lack of creative vision and talent right now, just like in movies/TV.
Please. One of Vince's last stories was the whole Austin Theory zoomer homosexualry. It was so bad, WWE was forced to destroy all value the MITB briefcase had. Two years later, it still hasn't recovered.
The alternative is ramen raisings and absolutely nobody wants that, current WWE relies too much on past wrestlers because the current ones >Are botch machines >Can't act for a dime >Get buried easily in promos >Only gimmick is weird shit >If someone gets a slight push the writting team buries them
That's why guys like cena or rocketty still draw a dime whenever they appear on a show.
The alternative is ramen raisings and absolutely nobody wants that, current WWE relies too much on past wrestlers because the current ones >Are botch machines >Can't act for a dime >Get buried easily in promos >Only gimmick is weird shit >If someone gets a slight push the writting team buries them
That's why guys like cena or rocketty still draw a dime whenever they appear on a show.
Yes, Paul Levesque (slave name Triple H) has been in charge of creative for some years and he pushes mostly roided androgynous women and, indeed, "dull" wrestlers (what we Cinemaphile chads call vanilla midgets).
That plus WWE is now owned by TKO's israelites so it's all D.E.I. shit
I was visiting a rural Indian family a couple years ago and when I came into the house all the lads were watching WWE
Pretty based honestly, we watched Roman reigns flop while we had chicken curry - what a life!
>tf do people think this is real
It is though. People take real falls and hurt each other for real, as much as they try to protect each other because they need to work the next night, and the night after and so on!
>Spend 6 years becoming more and more unlikeable >Get the Samoan mafia to unleash the shit on Vince McMahon or something idk I just know vince was crapping on a girl and left >Take over WWE as the ultimate heel
>chris masters
couldn't work >carlito
one-dimensional mid carder, fired when he got fat >mr kennedy
was about to reach the pinnacle of his push as world champion kayfabe-son of the boss but couldn't hide his juicing, proceeds to nearly paralyze the two biggest stars in the company >muhammed hassan
can't do non-white stereotype gimmicks in the 21st century despite vince's chronic desire to make racist television >mordechai
moronic gimmick. undertaker only worked because gen x and millenials are moronic and kane was built off of that story. plus he was 7 feet tall and jacked to the brim >paul burchill
who? >brian kendrick
vanilla midget
john morrison >dope but didn't have good promo skills
Masters didn't need to work. Plus he got better when he came back in the early 2010s, but they did nothing with him. Triple H mocked him for deflating after the steroids backstage on RAW, totally ended his career. Now Hunter has a pacemaker his heart is so strained from the HGH or whatever the frick he was on.
Carlito was in feuds with Cena and had a great IC title match with old Ric Flair. They believed in him. I remember the dirt sheets back then reporting that he was lazy and could've been a top guy but they soured on him. The spitting apple gimmick and that backbreaker + a memorable theme, put young Carlito in AEW and Tony's buying a summer home in PR.
You can literally go watch the backdrop, Kennedy did nothing to Orton. Orton was an absolute c**t back then and only started to mellow out in the 2010s. I'm not familiar with the Cena thing and can't recall ever seeing footage of it. House show maybe?
That's the thing about Muhammed Hassan though, he was NOT a stereotype gimmick. His entire persona is an American Arab getting treated like shit in post 9/11 America. Vince was actually incredibly forward thinking on the right wing reactions to 9/11 and what they were doing to the places wrestling is very popular in. Hassan cuts an entire promo about an article written by some zionist, it's one of the best things from that era. He is truly the lost all time great, had barely any experience and was drawing nuclear heat and was adequate in the ring.
Mordechai is a fringe one but the look was cool and so was Kevin Thorn. I just think if you do his career over again, we got the worst version of it. It's the same with Sean O'Haire.
Pirate on SmackDown during the peak of Depp's fame. It was really fun, never going to be a top guy but it was getting over in real time before they pulled the plug on it.
Seriously, Muhammed Hassan has been forgotten about completely because the online fans back then watched the indies and the boomer podcasters like Cornette pretend wrestling after 1985 doesn't exist. Absolute kino vignettes, especially that American Beauty sequel suburb shot with the contrast cranked for plasma screens.
you should watch AEW, give it a try! They have legends like Ric Flair, Sting, Bret Hart, Ricky Steamboat, Jerry Lynn, The Great Mutoh, Jeff Hardy, Martha Hart and of course Chris Jericho!
>HES BEATING THAT WOMAN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE >VINCE THIS IS GOING TO FAR, SHE MAY BE A JEZZEBEL BUT NO ONE DESERVES THIS
Is he going for the top rope? hey jr i think vince is pulling down his pants >OH NAH SOMEBODY STOP HIM, STOP THE GOD DAMN MATCH STOP THE- HE JUST CUT A TURD TOUGHER THAN A 2 DOLLAR STEAK
I think vince just knocked her out with that one >BAH GAWD THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR, IM JUMPING INTO THAT RING, THAT WOMAN IS BROKEN IN HALF
*3 black men enter the ring*
>Singaporean boat destroys bridge in Baltimore >Suddenly YT algorithm isn't puritan anymore
Were the sing-sings controlling the algorithm before that happened?
I don't watch WWE but I thought The Rock gave up wrestling years ago and is now a Hollywood actor. I also thought The Rock was the good guy so WTF is going on here?
>having to yet again take a page from the GOAT to generate some cheap heat
They're really trying to course correct triple nose's awful booking of this angle
forced and gay
Just like what happened to Kevin Nash in the summer of 92
KWAB
He truly is the most electrifying man in entertainment. Shame Stone Cold's body is out of commission because he could be doing this too.
>Shame Stone Cold's body is out of commission because he could be doing this too.
Dude, Stone Cold wrestled last year. Beat the shit outta KO at Mania. Then came our later to stunner Vince McMahon. It was the series finale of prowrestling.
WWE trash talking Rock was always the best version of him
2003 Rock has always been my fav.
Hollywood Rock! He even brought back the same music in this final boss run lol
>Mama Rhodes
top kek
>Mama Rhodes
That was the best part. I also loved
>"Look at you now!"
I'm gonna say that when I beat up another homeless man
All this hype for a match that isn't even fricking happening.
Rock has to be pinning Cody in the tag and getting a triple threat, right?
:O le blooderino?!
we eatin good mandrama chads!
He looks just like his daddy
holy shit im the aew fan but that’s insane lol
>holy shit im the aew fan
So not only are you gay but your English is shit as well.
his english is fine, he is just the only aew fan left
THE HIERARCHY OF THE WWE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE
Dimes framing and composition
They really need to let wrestlers take roids again
I don't think Drew got so swole with vitamins.
KINOOOOO
the kind of shit you see in the last 20 mins of a kung fu panda movie
Holy SOVL
Are current pro wrestlers so dull, the WWE still have to rely on past greats from 25 years ago?
Afraid so
Yup
Yes
Exactly. I listened to Cody Rhodes talk about the Rock the other day, and he’s nowhere near his level in terms of mic skills.
Then you look in the comments and everyone is creaming themselves over it
those are shills/bots. Cody isn’t a star
cody is a huge star, did you see how butthurt everyone was when the rock tried to steal his main event?
He's the current main character of wrasslin'.
Then why does everyone chant CM Punk whenever Cody tries to cut promos?
they don't. you're thinking of drew mcintyre
No, I am specifically thinking of
where rock came out to stare down cody and the crowd just chanted for cm punk instead.
they were in shitcago and they chanted at the end of the rocks part
Yes they did chant for someone else over the cody/rock promo, I accept your concession.
has it ever happened prior to that? no
will it happen again? no
fricking moron
Yes it has, the crowd famously chants CM Punk over other promos all the time even during the years he was retired, fricking casual.
i'm talking specifically about cody you homosexual
It happened to him too, even in AEW, the promotion he started with his friends, he quickly got overshadowed by CM Punk when they signed him.
Vince McMahon, aside from being a frothing sex freak, was a creative genius at building characters and storylines. Once he stepped back from making all the decisions, shit went downhill quickly. Wrestling will always be popular because it's live athletic theater drama and humans love that shit, but there's a serious lack of creative vision and talent right now, just like in movies/TV.
how do I create excitement through my stories like vince?
Please. One of Vince's last stories was the whole Austin Theory zoomer homosexualry. It was so bad, WWE was forced to destroy all value the MITB briefcase had. Two years later, it still hasn't recovered.
yep
The alternative is ramen raisings and absolutely nobody wants that, current WWE relies too much on past wrestlers because the current ones
>Are botch machines
>Can't act for a dime
>Get buried easily in promos
>Only gimmick is weird shit
>If someone gets a slight push the writting team buries them
That's why guys like cena or rocketty still draw a dime whenever they appear on a show.
Yes, Paul Levesque (slave name Triple H) has been in charge of creative for some years and he pushes mostly roided androgynous women and, indeed, "dull" wrestlers (what we Cinemaphile chads call vanilla midgets).
That plus WWE is now owned by TKO's israelites so it's all D.E.I. shit
My dad's still tuning in, I have no idea who the current wrestlers are and it's odd seeing WWE champs like Triple H with shaved hair or just bald.
It's literally always been that way
white trash boards that way >>>Cinemaphile
cry harder homosexual
>white trash
>Cinemaphile
You mean the board where 90% of the users come from India?
Got proof for this claim or are you just talking out of your gaping ass?
I was visiting a rural Indian family a couple years ago and when I came into the house all the lads were watching WWE
Pretty based honestly, we watched Roman reigns flop while we had chicken curry - what a life!
this all thanks to AEW it scared the WWE and lit a fire under them
Nah it's because Vince got clapped. If he was still in charge Rocky wouldn't even be showing up.
lol AEW has no fire or passion which is why nobody watches their garbage product. Seethe hardy troony lover.
The whole point of AEW is to fleece Tony Khan’s billionaire dad out of all his money as quickly as possible
>AEW has no fire or passion which is why nobody watches their garbage product
I just found out about aew it's a retirement home for wrestlers
Frickin' zoomers are all 'On noes, it's too much'. Why are they such PG crybaby b***hes???
Welp, I guess I'm gonna start watching wrestling again
Get rid of Vince and 2 decades of trash fixes itself almost overnight lmao
%3D%3D
This is old man Rock as well
Is that..blood? Don't let the investors see this!
The Rock is literally the boss now
lmao is this really 6 minutes of the Rock beating Cody up?
the more thing change, the more they stay the same
lol Cody is WWE's b***h.
As he should be
humiliation ritual
Where can I watch Raw? I'm not getting Peacuck
You get the gist of it on Youtube.
watchwrestling.ae
I'm sorry to break it to you anon, but television programs are generally fictitious in nature.
>look at you
>look at you
>look at you
>look at you
>look at you
>look at you
Bit esoteric, no?
the acting is so bad lol how tf do people think this is real
>tf do people think this is real
do you think movies are real? dumbass
It's done live with little or no preparation. What's your definition of "real", cuz this is the realest thing on TV for sure.
>tf do people think this is real
It is though. People take real falls and hurt each other for real, as much as they try to protect each other because they need to work the next night, and the night after and so on!
We know it's fake. We're all just gooning to bara.
If you think that is bad, there are still people who actually believe NFL plots are not scripted too.
>Spend 6 years becoming more and more unlikeable
>Get the Samoan mafia to unleash the shit on Vince McMahon or something idk I just know vince was crapping on a girl and left
>Take over WWE as the ultimate heel
MOMMA RHODES!!!!!
>it rains just to make the segment even more kino
God himself has chosen WWE. It's over for AEW.
cm punk segment was better
the rock is a big guy
for Cody
>censoring the word shit
>can't even show the trashcan hit
>attitude is back
lmao
yeah it reminded me more of like 2002-2006 wwe
love this brawl
Trashcan bit went out uncensored when it was live, like all weapon shots do.
>lashley breaks the masters lock
>starts using it
movies where you absorb your enemies' powers?
I stopped watching in the late 2000s when they botched all the guys I thought were cool. It's like a wasteland for lost careers and terrible luck.
>Chris Masters
>Carlito
>Mr Kennedy
>Muhammed Hassan
>Mordechai
>Paul Burchill
>The Brian Kendrick
>John Morrison
I think if some of those guys come up in the NXT era, maybe it works out differently.
I think Hassan and Daivari had to go because of 9/11
>chris masters
couldn't work
>carlito
one-dimensional mid carder, fired when he got fat
>mr kennedy
was about to reach the pinnacle of his push as world champion kayfabe-son of the boss but couldn't hide his juicing, proceeds to nearly paralyze the two biggest stars in the company
>muhammed hassan
can't do non-white stereotype gimmicks in the 21st century despite vince's chronic desire to make racist television
>mordechai
moronic gimmick. undertaker only worked because gen x and millenials are moronic and kane was built off of that story. plus he was 7 feet tall and jacked to the brim
>paul burchill
who?
>brian kendrick
vanilla midget
john morrison
>dope but didn't have good promo skills
>>paul burchill
>who?
Kind of pirate gimmick, but you should really remember the major incest vibes with sister Katie.
that gimmick was KINO
humiliation...
dare I say it...
ritual
For me, Moppy was the greates humiliation ritual in the history of WWE.
Masters didn't need to work. Plus he got better when he came back in the early 2010s, but they did nothing with him. Triple H mocked him for deflating after the steroids backstage on RAW, totally ended his career. Now Hunter has a pacemaker his heart is so strained from the HGH or whatever the frick he was on.
Carlito was in feuds with Cena and had a great IC title match with old Ric Flair. They believed in him. I remember the dirt sheets back then reporting that he was lazy and could've been a top guy but they soured on him. The spitting apple gimmick and that backbreaker + a memorable theme, put young Carlito in AEW and Tony's buying a summer home in PR.
You can literally go watch the backdrop, Kennedy did nothing to Orton. Orton was an absolute c**t back then and only started to mellow out in the 2010s. I'm not familiar with the Cena thing and can't recall ever seeing footage of it. House show maybe?
That's the thing about Muhammed Hassan though, he was NOT a stereotype gimmick. His entire persona is an American Arab getting treated like shit in post 9/11 America. Vince was actually incredibly forward thinking on the right wing reactions to 9/11 and what they were doing to the places wrestling is very popular in. Hassan cuts an entire promo about an article written by some zionist, it's one of the best things from that era. He is truly the lost all time great, had barely any experience and was drawing nuclear heat and was adequate in the ring.
Mordechai is a fringe one but the look was cool and so was Kevin Thorn. I just think if you do his career over again, we got the worst version of it. It's the same with Sean O'Haire.
Pirate on SmackDown during the peak of Depp's fame. It was really fun, never going to be a top guy but it was getting over in real time before they pulled the plug on it.
I loved Brian Kendrick because he had character.
Seriously, Muhammed Hassan has been forgotten about completely because the online fans back then watched the indies and the boomer podcasters like Cornette pretend wrestling after 1985 doesn't exist. Absolute kino vignettes, especially that American Beauty sequel suburb shot with the contrast cranked for plasma screens.
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>swole stardust will never be a thing
cody is moronic
you should watch AEW, give it a try! They have legends like Ric Flair, Sting, Bret Hart, Ricky Steamboat, Jerry Lynn, The Great Mutoh, Jeff Hardy, Martha Hart and of course Chris Jericho!
so AEW is WWE's retirement home?
Yes! They even have Money Plane star Adam "Edge" Copeland.
Afraid so.
why would i watch old washed up wrestlers past their prime?
For the same reason you watched Frozen Empire
>you should watch AEW
Hahahhahahahahahahaha
I love how they harass celebs
when is bianca belair putting the braid on the line?
Whenever she decides it's coming off.
>she gates to decide
lame and gay
>HES BEATING THAT WOMAN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE
>VINCE THIS IS GOING TO FAR, SHE MAY BE A JEZZEBEL BUT NO ONE DESERVES THIS
Is he going for the top rope? hey jr i think vince is pulling down his pants
>OH NAH SOMEBODY STOP HIM, STOP THE GOD DAMN MATCH STOP THE- HE JUST CUT A TURD TOUGHER THAN A 2 DOLLAR STEAK
I think vince just knocked her out with that one
>BAH GAWD THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR, IM JUMPING INTO THAT RING, THAT WOMAN IS BROKEN IN HALF
*3 black men enter the ring*
Nobody writes it like vince
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the signs for his scat fetish were there all along...
>Singaporean boat destroys bridge in Baltimore
>Suddenly YT algorithm isn't puritan anymore
Were the sing-sings controlling the algorithm before that happened?
>they go outside and its raining
KINOOO
God is on their side.
Is Michael Cole gone yet? he literally ruins every single match he commentates
Coleminer board.
>Cody back
>Punk back
what was the point of leaving?
To prove they can draw dimes on their own without the E same as Drew and Lashley.
I don't watch WWE but I thought The Rock gave up wrestling years ago and is now a Hollywood actor. I also thought The Rock was the good guy so WTF is going on here?
He randomly comes back to take away Mania paychecks from the full timers.
> I also thought The Rock was the good guy
He goes back and forth, he went from face to heel in his Cena Mania feuds.
>having to yet again take a page from the GOAT to generate some cheap heat
They're really trying to course correct triple nose's awful booking of this angle
isn't Hulk Hogan a racist man?
every old guy is
Jeff blasting Jaqueline with a guitar. He broke so many guitars
Cody should come back as Midnight Rider
What is that samoan boomer gonna do, complain his back hurts?
Cody really loves adding color.
>rock in the shadow
>cody in the light
>mfw I realized this was the last time they spoke as friends
when did wrestling get better lighting? this looks cool
when they fired the guy that was running production for 30 years a couple months ago
They weren't friends, they were already bitter enemies at that point.
Is it true that there's a wrestling fed that's just all trannies and gays?
No, GCW still has some deathmatch rednecks and yard tard types no matter how much effy tries to gay it up with his big gay brunches.
Let's talk about the REAL wrestling draws.
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