>attractive, extremely talented writer, any woman that talks or even looks at him for more than one second wants to bang him immediately
>repeat for every episode
What was the point of this show?
>attractive, extremely talented writer, any woman that talks or even looks at him for more than one second wants to bang him immediately
Pure fantasy occasionally grounded by the annoying daughter, then sent to the grave by the fat moronic son in later seasons
>fat moronic son
wait what duchovny had a son?
a son he didn't know about who showed up out of nowhere
This was the second personality that I downloaded 🙂
>This was the second personality that I downloaded
And how did that work out for you
I found out I'm bisexual. Now just homosexual. Still right wing.
Good. It was a different time. Even being an butthole like House (first personality I downloaded) turned out okay.
I've been living as a White Nationalist Hunter Thompson for about two decades now, basically a gentile Hank Moody.
I've cut a swath of destruction on this path.
>gentile Hank Moody.
Can you chucklefricks go leave already? Why do you losers come this board?
chud website, troony. get with the program or frick off back to moronitt.
Nope, refer to
Noticing really has you on edge. Go take a shower, you won't feel bad afterward.
>chucklefricks
have a nice day redditor
>White Nationalist Hunter Thompson
this but i just like LSD and saying Black person on the internet
you can go back wherever you came from
You live vicariously through Hank
Show is for pathetic self inserting chuds who cannot have sex in real life.
Case in point:
No, I cannot have sex with Madeline Zima, I've come to terms with this
She was 32 years old there
What does she look like now? She looked way different in Showtime Twin Peaks.
She's 48 now
No one is posting pictures. How badly did the wall hit? I'm afraid to search.
She's even better looking now
This is from two years ago when Levar was hosting Jeopardy.
She has sisters. I would accept one of them as a substitute for the real thing.
Not too bad. Hasn't had crazy Meg Ryan surgery and hopefully decides to age gracefully. She looks like a reformed mom who completely abandons her past and focuses on baking cookies and going to church. But if they only knew everything she did.
Good gums.
I hope she had children.
>watch show straight out of highschool over a decade ago
>be at uni, use downloaded israeli personality of David based-ny to start dating/getting laid more often to okay success
>meet girl that looks almost exactly like Madeline Zima and we start a fling
>shes cheating on her bf but David don't care
>two years later, in classic Moody fashion, I frick it up by fricking some random chick that looked almost exactly like pornstar It-Mouse (Kendricks), who turned out to be her friend, and neither ever talked to me again
Oh boy, should've just waited for her to finally come to her senses and dump that cuck for me instead of getting my dick wet, eh?
>>shes cheating on her bf but David don't care
I’d punch her for sure. But frick her? I dunno.
She's the voice of Fionna in the new adventure time cartoon, very ugly irl
Since Hank Moody is played by David Duchovny, this is for women who want to fantasize about fricking Agent Mulder as well. Thanks for letting me know this series exists.
I always thought Hank Moody was just... Duchovny. I mean, look at him now - he looks like he lived that life.
The be male wish fulfillment
It's basically Two and a Half Men but with breasts and creative curse words instead of a laugh track, what's not to love?
Man, he's just like me
Stop watching after season four
absolutely this. the s4 ending fits pretty well for a faux-series finale.
in truth s5 was okay to decent but it set up too much to work as an ending and the supporting cast was not as good.
after s5 it's irredeemable trash
Show ended on season episode 1, fricking prick
I'm doing nofap, I don't think I can watch this program
Judy Greer plays a prostitute named Trixie that keeps popping up. Stay away, anon.
main actor is israeli.
same shit they are trying to do with the pete davidson and timothee chalamet guy
>main actor is israeli
Do you /misc/ chuds ever think about anything else? Ger a fricking life.
Do you have a problem with facts?
The thread was discussing the character and you bring up israeli people for asbolutely no reason. I'll say it again, get a fricking life
The character is played by a israeli actor
>this is your brain on /misc/
Incels are so pathetic
>Despite being just 2% of the population...
Stop noticing things, anon.
>Unironically using chud
Ecks dee
>unironically thinking Trump didn't lose and won't lose again
rent free
>Do you /misc/ chuds ever think about anything else?
Of course not lmao, they're NPCs
Sure thing gramps.
It gets way to repetitive. It’s like old SNL sketch with one gag goes on way too long
How is it like a sketch?
Hank tries to be good guy to get ex girlfriend baby mama back. Hank ends up fricking it up by fricking some b***h or doing something stupid. Rinse and repeater for like 7 seasons
You sound like a jealous incel. You will never be Hank Moody.
Nice counter argument. have a nice day
I wasn't making a counter argument, I'm just pointing out how jealous you are of a fictional character
It was an excuse to get actresses naked. It's a Red Shoe Diaries remake with a larger serialized story. First season was good and then they started dragging it out. But Duchovny does what he wants.
Red Shoe Diaries was way too kino to be compared to this schlock.
>Red Shoe Diaries is an American anthology erotic drama series that aired
>erotic drama
Dropped
Watch some episodes before you talk. You couldn't make anything this aesthetic if you tried
https://tubitv.com/series/1496/red-shoe-diaries
>DUDE, LE EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO BANG ME 24/7
Yup, it's shit.
Is daughter in the show was ugly.
So Duchovny could satisfy his sex addiction
For me it's the Gatsby season.
Hanky is my spirit animal. There hasn't been a more literally me character in anything I've watched before or since. And no, it's not overblown. Especially considering Hank is an esteemed public figure with a big wallet who is physically attractive living in debauchery incarnate La La Land of all places. Women can't resist the childish buffoon butthole who doesn't take himself or anybody else seriously, but you have to truly, sincerely not give a shit to pull it off. You are going to lose your friends and your job and everybody will hate you but at least you'll be honest to yourself. If you're ripping Hank off for the pussy you're NGMI. It is a permanent state of mind.
But yeah, the show objectively sucks donkey dick. Charlie and Hank are the only worthwhile characters. It's still a lot of fun and it got me into writing so I will forever fully cherish it for what it's worth madafakaaaaa.
>Hanky is my spirit animal. There hasn't been a more literally me character in anything I've watched before or since. And no, it's not overblown. Especially considering Hank is an esteemed public figure with a big wallet who is physically attractive living in debauchery incarnate La La Land of all places. Women can't resist the childish buffoon butthole who doesn't take himself or anybody else seriously, but you have to truly, sincerely not give a shit to pull it off
Nice LARP, but you and I both know your life doesn't resemble his at all
Of course not, I'm not a rich writer living in LA. I'm doing the best I can with the cards I'm dealt with anyways. He's partially based on Bukowski, but people forget Bukowski was a poor miserable frick who worked a shitty post office job before he got his big break, and even after the fact he still fetishized his misery all the way through until his death. I have done worse shit than Hank has on the show on a smaller scale and I can tell you it's not a fulfilling life at all. I cannot begin to imagine how empty he would feel if he was a real person. That's why the writers gave him a family, to not make his life a complete agony.
See I thought you were glorifying Hank's lifestyle like the show does
Well I kind of am, but I am also a frick up who finds unparalleled human beauty in degeneracy so what do I know. It's certainly not a lifestyle for everybody. I've interacted with the most bizarre fricking individuals by living this way; walking, talking cartoon characters who bear the most ridiculous life stories imaginable and empathized with these people's circumstances realizing that even the worst of the worst of us are simply misunderstood souls who got lost in the shuffle. As far as getting laid goes, I assure you it works. Mind you, these are not the kind of women you'd wish to start a family with, but I manage to bring somebody home with me quite often. Everybody else cannot stand the thought of you, but they keep you around because you're the guy who says the nasty shit out loud nobody else has the balls to say.
Well anon you know the drill, have any good greentext stories?
Oh boy. I have five novels worth of material, but let me tell you about this fricking guy
>be me
>wrapping up at a teambuilding party
>blotto
>being the indefatigable pig that i am don't want to quit drinking so i go to my favorite bar
>walk in, see two girls
>see my friend standing at the bar with this oswald cobblepot looking fat frick
>idiot friend introduces me
>they're both fricked up beyond repair on god knows what
>guy has a full set of horrible looking fake porcelain teeth
>looks like he's smiling all the time
>talks like daffy duck
>limps like a penguin
>snorts and oinks like a pig
>spastic and twitchy like a crack addict
>incomprehensible between him being fricked up on drugs and his speech impediment
>he quickly realizes I'm also a fricking lunatic and starts taking interest in me
>I try go talking to the girls but this guy keeps following me around
>says come here I got something to show you
>throws a fricking bag of weed and a bag of amphetamine sulfate at the counter like they're fricking mom's
>says let's get fricked up
>i'm extremely drunk at this point so I accept to get myself fixed with the hard shit
>night goes bonkers
>girls join in
>guy starts talking about how he was in south africa during the mandela regime
>worked as a bouncer in an illegal casino
>spent 2 years in a south african prison for peddling crack
>was an actual crack addict
>starts telling stories about how he freebased the shit daily with native blacks
>girls are dumbfounded
>i try to take them elsewhere since it's getting out of control
>this guy almost starts crying as i left and gives me his number to go drinking some other time
Turns out he was a local con artist and a fraud. The SA story was 100% legit except for the prison part, he spent like a couple of days in prison for some politic shit. I drank with him plenty of times afterwards, he has 2 ex wives, 2 children each, both of which left him for his out of control alcoholism and general behavior.
crazy people tend to meet other crazy people
operating on the same vibrational levels draws them in like moths to a light
exacberated by drugs of course
Truer words have never been spoken anon. It took me quite a while of wondering why I'm always surrounded by asylum inmates before realizing I'm one of them. That's why I like Californication despite its glaring flaws. It's not exaggerated in the slightest. The shit I've seen as a regular poor guy... it's just another Monday morning in Hollywood. The situations on the show are played down, if anything.
yes it gets quite strange out there, the absurdism is reciprocal, the more you feed into it, the more it outputs back to you
>Dead monkeys and auto erotic asphyxiation? That’s my cue!
That line put my sides into orbit, but it rings true with wisdom. Just know when to exit a bad situation, anon.
This is the kind of clown I'm talking about. He was radicalized by hank moody in to becoming a degenerate loser. He glorifies failure. Many such cases. Sad!
>who doesn't take himself or anybody else seriously, but you have to truly, sincerely not give a shit to pull it off. You are going to lose your friends and your job and everybody will hate you but at least you'll be honest to yourself
How to accomplish this? And is it truly worth it?
Read the rest of my post and decide if this is the life you want to pursue;
It's a wild ride and I wouldn't change it for anything else but it might not be for you. As for how to achieve it, just fricking do it. There's no secret formula until you start acting. You know how you reconstruct your memories and all the times you fricked up in your head? Guess what, that happened, and the world doesn't care. So why should you? As Hank and Warren Zevon say: Life'll kill ya. Go up to that girl and quote the motherfricking Gospel. Tell your friend that you assume in a strictly non-homosexual respectful way that he's hung but still emits small dick energy. Don't take shit, get your ass kicked if needed. Try not to get arrested. Get creative and find what works for you. You will feel ashamed of yourself in the process but after a while you just realize all of this shit is a big fricking cosmic joke, your actions have no real consequences and you stop caring. If all goes to shit, drink. It will most definitely give you some new bad ideas to work with. Remember whatever you say can be used against you, but since you have the most elegantly sculpted dick in the room that gives you the right make fun of other people's dicks.
>You will feel ashamed of yourself in the process but after a while you just realize all of this shit is a big fricking cosmic joke
People always say this, but that sounds incredibly hard to actually internalize. Genuinely not giving a frick is actually difficult
Ever been to the gym? It's kinda like a mental workout. You just have to be consistent. The next time you're thinking whether you should say something or not just say it and see where it takes you. Trust me, you can even get away with saying wild shit like "I rub it out to kiddie porn". If you're sarcastic all the time nobody can tell whether you're joking or not. Sometimes, I don't even know myself. And you can always rely on the irony card if things go to shit. It's the best cure for life in general.
I care too much about the perception of myself
Hence why I said that's a very hard mentality to actually internalize
People in general and especially women enjoy bluntness, that's something to consider. You may think tip toeing and not offending anybody is the right thing to do, but that's what everybody does and when someone who tells it like it is comes along, people aprreciate that. If they don't, they're not worth keeping in your life in the first place.
It's a very fine line but yes women like "jerks."
>If you're sarcastic all the time nobody can tell whether you're joking or not
i used to be like this and it led me nowhere tbh
>As Hank and Warren Zevon say
I went home with a waitress, just like I always do.
>Charlie and Hank are the only worthwhile characters
this, the episodes when they were bachelors were the highest kino you'll ever get from the show, funny as frick
The Charlie actor is in both Californication and Sex and the City, he must be the key to these generation destroying brainwash shows.
One thing I like about Californication is how un-PC it is with Duchovny openly calling people homosexuals in early seasons.
Karen is a wall hit BPD psycho c**t, and really dragged the show down.
>Hanky is my spirit animal. There hasn't been a more literally me character in anything I've watched before or since. And no, it's not overblown. Especially considering Hank is an esteemed public figure with a big wallet who is physically attractive living in debauchery incarnate La La Land of all places. Women can't resist the childish buffoon butthole who doesn't take himself or anybody else seriously, but you have to truly, sincerely not give a shit to pull it off. You are going to lose your friends and your job and everybody will hate you but at least you'll be honest to yourself. If you're ripping Hank off for the pussy you're NGMI. It is a permanent state of mind.
>But yeah, the show objectively sucks donkey dick. Charlie and Hank are the only worthwhile characters. It's still a lot of fun and it got me into writing so I will forever fully cherish it for what it's worth madafakaaaaa.
You forgot your image gay
The charges officer
Being extremely unrealistic is the major charge
Most popular TV shows are about what society has recently deemed taboo. They are primarily watched by women who vocally criticise taboo subjects but internally crave them and are aroused by them.
The 90s saw a large societal backlash against male attitudes towards casual sex, specifically the culture of one night stands, resulting in men looking for more long term relationships. This is what women asked for, but did not really want, therefore one of the most popular shows in the early-mid 2000s was about a man who had a lot of sex with random women.
Many such cases.
So it was literally a chud show?
they didn't understand the source material
He looks like a fricking chud
Are chuds just normal men? Wtf anon
>being racist and outdated is a normal man
I really loathe that you morons invaded from Stormfront and ruined this website. Cinemaphile used to be quite liberal until unironic nazis and Trump dicksuckers invaded.
A lot of us were actually here back then, stop this history rewriting shit, Black person
Been here since '04. Racists and literal nazis were never welcome here. This usef to be a liberal website. Frick off back to Stormfront, chud.
lying tranitor attempts to rewrite history, seethes when goys notice coincidences. Such is the life of the candy ass.
>"b-b-b-but back then the N*zis were the bad guys on my internet board!!1"
no one cares what manipulated opinions you think were held on here 20 years ago. Most of what you believe and those people back then regarding history and WWII is likely based on historical manipulation from the victors anyways.
>Civil Rights was peaceful, Martin Luther King Jr was a saint
>oppressions of women in America
>7 Day War
>the Apartheid was evil and things are better now that it's over
All examples of highly manipulated portrayals of events and people to fit a society's agenda.
The manipulation of truth in order to go to war with Iraq in retaliation of 9/11 is a great modern example of this. Same with the effort of the media to brainwash and lie about Covid in 2021 to give more control to WHO.
I've never been on stormfront and I don't like neo-nazis/skinheads (they're largely stupid from what I've seen and used as political tools)
That said.
You as a boomer likely accept Americans have been lied to by world governments about Vietnam, Iraq, Opioids in Afghanistan, and maybe even Ukraine. But as with many boomers, the moment some aspects of WWII are questioned then it's too much of a societal taboo for the boomer mind and all of a sudden no questions can be asked about it without you being accused of being the lowest of the low, or an evil person.
It's insane not to investigate or question government narratives nowadays.
>Been here since '04. Racists and literal nazis were never welcome here. This usef to be a liberal website. Frick off back to Stormfront, chud.
Lmao. No one who "had been here since 2004" would care about the comments. frick off you lying deceitful israelite
>Stormfront
only people who blame stormfront for anything are unironic jidf and homosexuals from patriotswin, so either stfu shmuley or go vote harder for you homosexual loving Black person worshiped kosher cheeto you greasy mutt frick
Love how easily chuds reveal themselves after getting called the frick out. Trump will lose again, and again.
you will never colonize this website and you will never be a woman, no matter how much you lie online.
Would love kicking your ass.
Another seething little pol pissbaby crying, LOL
Pathetic incels like you will never get laid
Would be so enjoyable watching a chud like you getting a public beatdown
Imagining what it would be like to kick your ass...
I can almost be a chud like you would get your fricking ass beatb down in public
You sound like you would easily get your fricking ass kicked
stop you're going to give this whole site dyslexia lmao
frick off chud
What a pussy you are. Nazis get absolutely no chicks IRL, but you already knew that
Just frick off, chud.
You really got that troony all worked up with this post. Funny how the number of posters wasn’t going up for all these replies. Really makes you think.
What a fricking lying scumbag you are. Cinemaphile was never, NEVER a far right website until hicks like you invaded
Another racist. Why are you still here? Go back to Stormfront, redneck.
Amazing how staying in your mom's basement 24/7 creates nazi incels like you, who would've thought?!
Absolutey based. Losers either need to head on leave, or even better, head on back to Stormfront
Do you think your parents would be proud of this pathetic post you just made?
Frick off you prick, trump lost
You're a sick c**t.
>Cinemaphile used to be quite liberal
lol
>Cinemaphile used to be quite liberal
Correct. Although you should probably add that what was consider liberal back then is considered extreme right wing now. Meaning that it isn't the way people articulate themselves that has changed. It's where on the political spectrum you locate it that has.
Sir, this is a no-logic zone. Place your hands on the hood of the car and bend over.
Chud detected
he's a chode
every season he has a fling with a hot woman.
for me it was susan sarandons big tittied daughter. hubba hubba
That's every episode
>SILENCE AGENT
i know that dude
David is a huge sex addict and manages not to get entangled in me too. How does he do it?
Is he really?
>How does he do it?
because he knows how women behave
My God imagine the smell
Because when they say no he just walks away and doesn't force it. The ones that get caught are the ones that develop a oneitis and become obsessive. Weinstein was the master of forcing himself after a rejection. Duchovny knows there's plenty of horny starlets around.
The thing the kinda guys like Duchovny have is that he's the tall dark and mysteriously aloof type that women throw themselves at -- he doesn't make the first move, the women does.
cause hes not cringy gay who didnt get pussy in highschool like other actors/directors/producers
It's wish fulfillment anon. Like those single female lawyer shows in the late 90s or the single female cop/detective shows in the 2000s.
his ex wife was cute that's all I remember
bojack horsemen
but without paul f tompkins "jokes"
AHHHHH MY LIFE FRICKING COLLEGE WOMEN AND CELEBRITIES IS SO DEPRESSING
>here's those 36 year old cooeds I was telling you about
aren't they strippers? only the blonde is a co-ed and the actress was 24, so close enough
Insider here. Duchovny slept with the following actresses from the show in real life: Madeline Zima, Rachel Miner, Carla Gallo, Maggie Grace, Eva Amurri, Meagan Good, Addison Timlin, Natalie Zea, Tara Holt and about a dozen extras and no name actresses. The crew had a betting pool on who he was going to sleep with. He basically just goes for the young ones and ignores the older ones. They say it's because Gillian Anderson is the only older actress that has his heart. He probably loved her more than his ex-wife. Some actresses did reject him, but he's charming. He does this on every show he's been on.
did he flirt with them on set? or how was it like?
These breasts should be illegal
The mc is literally me
SEXOOO
>"daddy I got that role on the tv show!"
>"that's great honey I can't wait to see you in it my little baby on the big screen!"
Her mother would be proud.
Why does he look like discount David duchovny?
That is David Duchovny though
thinking of watching this show
but is he banging old roasties or young college girls?
this is important info I need before I download
both
In the first episode he is fricking a 16 year old he presumed was older.
>Unattractive, manlet geek with no personality, any woman that talks or even looks at him for more than one second wants to bang him immediately
>repeat for every episode
I told a professor I wanted to frick her and she reported me and I got a write up
For me it was the stripper student
For me it's Lew Ashby
>What was the point of this show?
the point was that his libido and looks brought him more trouble than they were worth
so what was the reason the fiance/wife/girlfriend cheated on him at the start of the series? That he was too involved in a movie production and she wasn't getting enough attention?
He was talking to other girls and didn't get enough attention.
The charm of the show I think is that it throws in a lot of real life relationship shit.
I think Karen just got tired and moved on.
Interesting tidbit - Scully wanted to do a cameo on the show but Mulder didn't want her on it because he didn't want to ruin their X-Files relationship.
https://screenrant.com/duchovny-anderson-deny-californication-cameo-ruin-xfiles/
>denied sexy Gillian Anderson milf on californication because of David and his relationship
fricking you Duchovny
It's actually quite endearing. I appreciate his attitude.
>It's not hard to see why some X-Philes would've been more than happy to see Duchovny and Anderson get busy onscreen, as while they eventually got together romantically, Mulder and Scully never really did much as far as displaying physical affection in front of the camera. Yet at the same time, Duchovny's position does make sense. He is protective of The X-Files, and of the award-winning characters that he and Anderson created while leading the show. While they certainly wouldn't have been playing Mulder and Scully on Californication, anyone who had watched The X-Files would likely still see them that way.
>protective of The X-files
>let Chris Carter get away with THAT ending
>the absolute state of Duchovny
She could have been on the show and not fricked him. A sexy older women tease that said no and left him thirsty would have been kino.
So are you saying she could be Hank's sister.
Californication 2 starring Anderson as the sister. Genius. Call showtime. If she agrees to do a bit of lesbian stuff it will print money.
SEXOOO
her and the chick from house of cards were the most sexo women ever on screen
no contest
I can still see her breasts when I close my eyes and I haven't watch this show in like a decade.
fox mulder
Boomer power fantasy
>What was the point of this show?
israelite fantasy
It's pornopgraphy, but sneakier
Best character in the show coming through
His tongue gimmick was legit funny as frick
Collini OUT
The point was young actresses breasts, you absolute homosexual.
poor guy is a sex addict
He was a fricking chud
gamma male fantasy,
Hollywood is full of gamma males, aka secret kings, aka they're trying to huuuurrrttttt meeeeeee aka squirters aka hypochondriacs aka vaxxed and quad boosted aka paypigs for OF bawds aka proud feminist ally, aka autogynephilia aka cucks aka, well you caught my drift
Jesus christ, take your medications please.
Sex and the City for males, designed to influence that generation of males to be hopeless drunk PUA wannabe Hank Moodys. Just like sex and the city inspired generations of women to be shameless wienertail carousel riding roasties