Aunt May

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should have stayed dead 30 years ago. It just feels cruel to keep her alive while Ben is one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *gone

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile hates her because she is too based

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I-is she powering up?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really went all out in israeliteifying her look, didn't they? We get it already, marvel. She's a israelite.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they draw her like she's 700 years old? She's Peter's aunt, not her grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was created in the 60s. People aged worse back then.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She was created in the 60s
        AD or BC?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't get why they went with "aunt" instead of grandparent. It'd visually make a lot more sense, and I'm not sure would narratively make less sense.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was created in the 60s. People aged worse back then.

      I really don't get why they went with "aunt" instead of grandparent. It'd visually make a lot more sense, and I'm not sure would narratively make less sense.

      Is it possible that Stan and/or Ditko envisioned them as Peter's great aunt and uncle? And then somehow along the way that got muddled and the more direct relation was established more firmly by someone

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let's say Pete's parents were 40 something when he was born. Aunt May would be like, in her 60s when we first see her. What do you think a 60 year old would look like in the 60s? She could have been born in the past century!

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill the old b***h.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make her hot like her Ultimate version and have her know Peter is Spider-Man. Or just send her somewhere or kill her so she's out of the way.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why has May been alive when she has been completely irrelevant to Peter’s supporting cast and isn’t used at all in his stories anymore?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Marvel kept killing off all the wasted supporting cast, the characters would just be in costume 24/7.
      Of course they DID kill off a bunch of those already, which tells a lot about the current state of the comics and movies.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aunt
    >looks like shes in her late 70s

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she's about to shift the Earths Polar orientation wouldn't that be neat
    You know an ultimatum is supposed to be delivered BEFORE doing cuhrazy shit, right?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should had retired the character instead of resurrecting her via Peter selling his soul to the literal devil.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t they retcon it so she was Peter’s mother instead? Something like
    >may gets pregnant
    >can’t look after the baby
    >adopted by her sister and decide to never speak of it
    >sister dies so now her “son” is living with her as her nephew

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    omd had two route, either kill aunt may, the last thing that held onto peter's past being the maternal character he needs to outgrow.
    Or remove mary jane and accept he will never move on, mature, be financially indpedent adult who has to deal with the maturity of life and developing a family.

    Frick marvel for which route they picked

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she

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