>Austin Powers meets the Avengers. >He meets Black Widow. >"Blimey, I'd shag her"

>Austin Powers meets the Avengers
>He meets Black Widow
>"Blimey, I'd shag her"
>He meets the Hulk
>"Oi, who's this green bloke?"

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you may have radioactive powers, man
    >you may have world-class technology so profoundly complex that it may as well be indistinguishable from magic
    >you may even have actual magical powers
    >and crikey, you may even be an actual god, baby
    >but you've gotta have MOJO BABY YEAH
    >hit it!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah baby I can imagine Austin doing that. Such a groovy guy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hulk: "HULK SMASH!"
        >Austin: "Oh, behave."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed first post.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He meets Captain Marvle
    >"You're a real woman to me, baby!"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Baby! Yo gotta smile more! Show me those gnashers! Gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash oh yeah baby!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Who the frick is this clown?”
    “Beats me bub.”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ai generated filth

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Butthurt “””””””””””art””””””””” school tuition debtor

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s just an app to play with. If you’re that threatened, your art might not be that good.

          >enbittered "ai artist" tired of everyone either ignoring them or having nothing good to say to them

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Learn to code, homosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stay mad on your StinkPad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just an app to play with. If you’re that threatened, your art might not be that good.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And this is the Hulk. His powers make him grow larger when he's angry.
    >I grow larger when I'm randy. YEAH BABY YEAAAH! YEEEAAAH BAAABY HAHAHAHA! YEEAAAAH! HAHAHAHAAAA!

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More time has passed since Austin Powers: International Man of Mistery and today than had passed between the flashbacks to the 60s in the original movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but the internet has essentially frozen culture so the gap feels smaller

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Austin Powers has never said blimey

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh behave

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=78
      you plum fool

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he sees that leaked pic of the black widow actress and her fat ass on a bed with a notebook
    GROOVEAY

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is fricking dead
    This garbage r*ddit thread is going to get 300+ replies while multiple good topics get 3 replies and go to page 10 in 15 minutes. Total zoomer death when?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer
      austin powers is millenial

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ladies and gentlemen, Burt Baccarat!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >austin powers eats the hulks green diarrhea in a cup as a joke

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these mushy peas taste like shit!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're smashing!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these mushy peas taste like shit!

      its a bit nawtey

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    terrible OP but potential thread

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An attempt was made to talk like Austin Powers
    >Instead, OP just showed off what an uncreative douche he is
    Fricking sad. Go back.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >UCLA Palestine protest encampment is now a warzone
    >Zionist counter protestors battle the Pro-Palestine protestors
    >psychedelic music begins to fade in
    >the fighting stops as people look around in confusion
    >Austin Powers wanders in frame
    >the protestors and counter protestors all stare at Austin
    >"GROOVY BABY YEAH"
    >psychedelic music is in full effect
    >Austin starts dancing
    >The protestors start dancing
    >The zogbots start dancing
    >"I'M AUSTIN POWERS BABY YEAH"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      very shagadellic, baby

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Baby, if you had the choice, would ya rather date me or a bear?"
    >"The bear, eh? Well, good news, baby! Say hello to my pet grizzly, Winnie!"
    >"Yes, yes, yes, NO! NO! BAD WINNIE! STOP MAULIN' THE BIRD!"
    >"Blimey, why'd she choose the bear anyway?"

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Austin Powers when Thanos gets beheaded by Thor
    >"He'll never be the head of a major corporation"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Thor: "I went for the head."
      >Austin: "Are you sure that's what he meant when he said it?"

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>He meets the Hulk
    >>"Oi, who's this green bloke?"

    Also probably some very obvious fourth wall breaking Shrek reference that's not funny

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would a new Powers film even work when zoomies find big asses attractive

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I ever get money some way some how I will beg Mike to do this on cameo

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