>Austin Powers meets the Avengers
>He meets Black Widow
>"Blimey, I'd shag her"
>He meets the Hulk
>"Oi, who's this green bloke?"
>Austin Powers meets the Avengers. >He meets Black Widow. >"Blimey, I'd shag her"
>Austin Powers meets the Avengers
>He meets Black Widow
>"Blimey, I'd shag her"
>He meets the Hulk
>"Oi, who's this green bloke?"
>you may have radioactive powers, man
>you may have world-class technology so profoundly complex that it may as well be indistinguishable from magic
>you may even have actual magical powers
>and crikey, you may even be an actual god, baby
>but you've gotta have MOJO BABY YEAH
>hit it!
Yeah baby I can imagine Austin doing that. Such a groovy guy
>Hulk: "HULK SMASH!"
>Austin: "Oh, behave."
Blessed first post.
>He meets Captain Marvle
>"You're a real woman to me, baby!"
>Baby! Yo gotta smile more! Show me those gnashers! Gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash oh yeah baby!
“Who the frick is this clown?”
“Beats me bub.”
ai generated filth
Butthurt “””””””””””art””””””””” school tuition debtor
>enbittered "ai artist" tired of everyone either ignoring them or having nothing good to say to them
Learn to code, homosexual
Stay mad on your StinkPad.
It’s just an app to play with. If you’re that threatened, your art might not be that good.
>And this is the Hulk. His powers make him grow larger when he's angry.
>I grow larger when I'm randy. YEAH BABY YEAAAH! YEEEAAAH BAAABY HAHAHAHA! YEEAAAAH! HAHAHAHAAAA!
More time has passed since Austin Powers: International Man of Mistery and today than had passed between the flashbacks to the 60s in the original movie.
Yeah but the internet has essentially frozen culture so the gap feels smaller
Austin Powers has never said blimey
Oh behave
?t=78
you plum fool
>he sees that leaked pic of the black widow actress and her fat ass on a bed with a notebook
GROOVEAY
Cinemaphile is fricking dead
This garbage r*ddit thread is going to get 300+ replies while multiple good topics get 3 replies and go to page 10 in 15 minutes. Total zoomer death when?
>zoomer
austin powers is millenial
Ladies and gentlemen, Burt Baccarat!
>austin powers eats the hulks green diarrhea in a cup as a joke
these mushy peas taste like shit!
They're smashing!
its a bit nawtey
terrible OP but potential thread
>An attempt was made to talk like Austin Powers
>Instead, OP just showed off what an uncreative douche he is
Fricking sad. Go back.
>UCLA Palestine protest encampment is now a warzone
>Zionist counter protestors battle the Pro-Palestine protestors
>psychedelic music begins to fade in
>the fighting stops as people look around in confusion
>Austin Powers wanders in frame
>the protestors and counter protestors all stare at Austin
>"GROOVY BABY YEAH"
>psychedelic music is in full effect
>Austin starts dancing
>The protestors start dancing
>The zogbots start dancing
>"I'M AUSTIN POWERS BABY YEAH"
very shagadellic, baby
>"Baby, if you had the choice, would ya rather date me or a bear?"
>"The bear, eh? Well, good news, baby! Say hello to my pet grizzly, Winnie!"
>"Yes, yes, yes, NO! NO! BAD WINNIE! STOP MAULIN' THE BIRD!"
>"Blimey, why'd she choose the bear anyway?"
>Austin Powers when Thanos gets beheaded by Thor
>"He'll never be the head of a major corporation"
>Thor: "I went for the head."
>Austin: "Are you sure that's what he meant when he said it?"
>>He meets the Hulk
>>"Oi, who's this green bloke?"
Also probably some very obvious fourth wall breaking Shrek reference that's not funny
How would a new Powers film even work when zoomies find big asses attractive
If I ever get money some way some how I will beg Mike to do this on cameo