Australian television makes Indian television look good by comparison. The frick is wrong with this country?

Australian television makes Indian television look good by comparison.

The frick is wrong with this country?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aw yeah bloody oath mate shits fricked fricken ahh ahh fricken aahh yeah let's fricken have some bonding though whining yeah let's get drunk and talk about how fricked every c**t is except us eh, and then start fricken breaking down crying about how hard life is in the land of beaches and hot girls and open space and then lets fricken wank in each others mouths cos that's essentially what we were doing the whole time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ken oath ya dawg

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Office Australia (2024)

    Woman playing boss. moron and special olympics participant playing Jim/Tim. Transgender playing Pam/Dawn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >finnish dwight
      KEK
      >arab dwight
      i want to know what his character is like

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Woman playing boss. moron and special olympics participant playing Jim/Tim. Transgender playing Pam/Dawn.
      The frick is wrong with these convicts?

      Arab Pam is cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A hypothetical for AusAnons, Tracy Grimshaw (strife be upon her) has found out that you been dole bludging and dumping asbestos outside primary schools. You have twenty minutes until she arrives at your place with 200 A Current Affair cameramen, what do you do?

      Swedish and Arab Pam are the best one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hop in my VN Commodore and rip a single pegger down the street

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy mother of all wallings

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grimbawd has always looked like that

          Why would you, a reddit Black person come here to make an Australian thread?

          Not the op nor a reddit Black person, I just wanted to see how others would deal with her because I’m worried A Current Affair will find out I’m bludging.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you, a reddit Black person come here to make an Australian thread?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait for them to show up then pull my shirt up over my head and stumble out of the house

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stay indoors.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tell her I'm just waiting for a mate.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        get my fighting socks on

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Attack the cameramen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait for them out the front yard with the hose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus fricking Christ Australia. That's worse than Sweden's

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever I saw women in lead comedy role like this, I can expect the loudest and annoying dialogue, with weird eye movement and body gesture whenever they tried to deliver their punchline so that it would be 'funny'
      This is so embarrasing Australia, so embarrasing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait to see Aussie Office's Karen/Rachel character if there is one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the freak is the most normal looking one
      I thought memes about Australia being upside down were just that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I watch The Office (Saudi Arabia)?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like Saudi version uses the exact copy of US set.

        Apparently it can be watched but it's ppv.

        https://shahid.mbc.net/ar/series/%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D9%83%D8%AA%D8%A8-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D9%88%D8%B3%D9%85-1/season-958387-958388

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Australians actually believe that they aren't a tremendous joke, laughed at by the rest of the world.

    When civilization collapses and Australia finally succumbs to ultimate tyranny and Chinese overpopulation suffocating it, those still left with all their faculties will scratch their heads and ask, "how? How did it all come to this? We, Australians, the proud descendants of the toughest bastards on Earth, how did we become slaves?"

    The answer is inevitably the same, for all. Martin Bryant.

    You, Australians, let yourselves be duped by those in power who manipulated you like helpless puppets, convincing you that it would be "best to give up your arms" in the wake of the Port Arthur Massacre of 1996. You, Australians, watched like docile cows as they removed your right to defend yourselves from them. Yet, you complain "why, why, why?". Your memory is short. Your chances of reversing your inevitable descent into slavery, even-shorter. I don't despise you. I don't even laugh at you. I simply pity you. You brought this tyranny upon yourselves.

    FRICK AUSTRALIA.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Give up your arms
      Just semi-autos, unless you’re a collector, farmer, pest controller or professional armorer. We actually have more firearms in circulation now than at any other time in our history.
      We also have a number of companies making semi-autos (my preferred brand is Wedgetail industries).
      So please, do go off, it’s always amusing to see a frickwit like you make a c**t out of himself unprompted.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So how many guns have you got?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He broke you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have guns and Biden is still president, what good are guns if you only use them for prostate stimulation?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no reason to have a gun if you're in the city. All the gun violence is criminals killing criminals. Americans are small wiener poofs. That's the only thing they want gun rights for.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need a gun mate? I smuggle old AKMs and makarovs into brisbane, hmu if you're interested
      you're on your own for the ammo though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had a guy try and sell me a gun at the bowls club on Stradbroke Island a while ago, was that you anon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you buy it? Can I have it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I did not. I had a parma then got into a fight in the car park with a drunk guy and his (also drunk) dad though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blame the people who were kids or not even born yet
      >imply the people who were adult at the time were given a choice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have 4 million guns you twat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans would easily lose their guns too if they ever manage to repeal the amendment and said its 10 years in prison to have them like they did to us, its not a difficult thing for a government to do. As it turns out I've never really heard of any criminals getting 10 years being caught with guns but back then the magistrates were much harsher I think.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the second amendment is a complete illusion at this point. good luck having a "well regulated militia" without getting infiltrated by feds and getting raped by RICO charges. you can't even have a protest at your capital building without people being thrown in prison for years just for being there. you have been fooled into thinking you have any sovereignty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      within your lifetime the supreme court will have a democrat majority and you will have the same limited gun rights as we do and none of you limp wienered homosexuals will do anything to stop it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all true except for the implication that martin bryant did anything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See Brown Seethe!
      Seethe, Brown, Seethe!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do your owners know you post here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's more guns than people, we don't hand them out to mental patients.

      Weird you've never worked that trick out, but then, you ARE dysgenic morons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we don't hand them out to mental patients
        Why lie like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh.
      ...Anyway, I know there's a lot of twerking Black person asses you need to be worshipping....

      How much tongue you gonna use today?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If a tweaking Black person can't get a machine gun in 20 minutes, then SOCIETY IS DEAD!!!
      Genuine American thought

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Country quickly being turned into India 2.0

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nope. china 2. gorrillian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      australia is just warm canada
      they have chinks instead of pajeets and dingos instead of caribou
      forget the gun thing. pretty much every country disarms its citizens. The US is an outlier.
      the aussie reaction to covid was insane.
      I've never seen a more drastic change in public perception.
      here we all were supposed to think that australia was run by glib, straight talking, tough crocodile dundee types when it fact it's run by fat, loud, overbearing karens.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong dude
        we are full of Indians too
        ALL my neighbours in my new suburb are chinese and indian

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some Aussie here said Melbourne is 50% poo and 50% chinks. Which made me sBlack person for some reason.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Yasmin's getting Married

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pic unrelated
    Wasn't that a shitty show from like 20 years ago that died instantly? Not exactly representative.

    But it's true that modern Australian TV sucks ... because the only people left watching it are fricking boomers. It's a race to the bottom.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tench
    >ten ch
    >ch ten

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great Scott

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hated this show (never watched it) because it was advertised as the first animated talk show host, when it was NOT.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Australians have any interest in moving to Canada?
    Do Canadians have any interest in moving to Australia?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Canada has pretty much all the same problems as Australia but it's cold instead of hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do Australians have any interest in moving to Canada?
      lol FRICK NO. We may be shit but we're not THAT shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a cousin who lives in Canada and has a big family of his own over there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are the UK and the British colonies the most pathetic countries on Earth?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it was Skithouse and Life Advice (which were aired around the same time as that David Tench shit).

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only Australian show I've watched is Summer Heights High.
    I like it a lot and it's probably the most realistic depiction of secondary school I've ever seen. I've heard his other stuff isn't very good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jai'me Private School Girl and Jonah from Tonga are good. they are spinoffs from Summer Heights High so you might like them. His other shows have some good characters while also some lame ones. His most recent show (the Netflix exclusive) was really bad though. I dropped it after one episode

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in Italy on holiday
    >turn on the hotel tv
    >Italian dubbed Sea Patrol
    Had a good laugh about that. Never watched it though, the main actress looked like a c**t.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Australian survivor is really good, and Hamish & Andy's road trips are fun

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am Australian but I don't watch any Australian TV
    if I'm going to waste my time watching TV I'm going to watch British television
    Breaker Morant is the only good Australian film I've seen

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are lots of similarities. Both have hilarious accents and spend too much time in the sun.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >based nickelodeon on tv
    for me its ahh real monsters! and The Angry Beavers

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember that shitty show. TV show hosted by some CGI guy with a giant head. Singer Nelly Furtado was interviewed on the show and you could tell she was thinking WTF IS THIS SHIT.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat Pizza and Kath & Kim is better than anything America has released in the past 10 years.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Aussies were so draconian about Covid for the same reason they're so autistic about bringing anything that might bite a koala past the border. The unique but fragile ecosystem has led to a mentality of total biosecurity. It all follows from there.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need to go back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inspector rex
      holy kino

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that we did The Bear first in the mid 2000s

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't realise how deeply buried in my brain this clip was.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is destiny afraid to debate nick fuentes

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Andrew O'Keefe

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's true
    I am Australian and this country is a worthless hole that hasn't produced anything meaningful in 40 years

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a rock exporting nation not a skilled nation

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