Australian television makes Indian television look good by comparison.
The frick is wrong with this country?
Australian television makes Indian television look good by comparison. The frick is wrong with this country?
Australian television makes Indian television look good by comparison.
The frick is wrong with this country?
aw yeah bloody oath mate shits fricked fricken ahh ahh fricken aahh yeah let's fricken have some bonding though whining yeah let's get drunk and talk about how fricked every c**t is except us eh, and then start fricken breaking down crying about how hard life is in the land of beaches and hot girls and open space and then lets fricken wank in each others mouths cos that's essentially what we were doing the whole time
Ken oath ya dawg
The Office Australia (2024)
Woman playing boss. moron and special olympics participant playing Jim/Tim. Transgender playing Pam/Dawn.
>finnish dwight
KEK
>arab dwight
i want to know what his character is like
>Woman playing boss. moron and special olympics participant playing Jim/Tim. Transgender playing Pam/Dawn.
The frick is wrong with these convicts?
Arab Pam is cute
A hypothetical for AusAnons, Tracy Grimshaw (strife be upon her) has found out that you been dole bludging and dumping asbestos outside primary schools. You have twenty minutes until she arrives at your place with 200 A Current Affair cameramen, what do you do?
Swedish and Arab Pam are the best one.
I hop in my VN Commodore and rip a single pegger down the street
Holy mother of all wallings
Grimbawd has always looked like that
Not the op nor a reddit Black person, I just wanted to see how others would deal with her because I’m worried A Current Affair will find out I’m bludging.
Why would you, a reddit Black person come here to make an Australian thread?
wait for them to show up then pull my shirt up over my head and stumble out of the house
Stay indoors.
tell her I'm just waiting for a mate.
get my fighting socks on
Attack the cameramen
Wait for them out the front yard with the hose
Jesus fricking Christ Australia. That's worse than Sweden's
Whenever I saw women in lead comedy role like this, I can expect the loudest and annoying dialogue, with weird eye movement and body gesture whenever they tried to deliver their punchline so that it would be 'funny'
This is so embarrasing Australia, so embarrasing
Can't wait to see Aussie Office's Karen/Rachel character if there is one.
>the freak is the most normal looking one
I thought memes about Australia being upside down were just that
Where can I watch The Office (Saudi Arabia)?
Looks like Saudi version uses the exact copy of US set.
Apparently it can be watched but it's ppv.
https://shahid.mbc.net/ar/series/%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D9%83%D8%AA%D8%A8-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D9%88%D8%B3%D9%85-1/season-958387-958388
Australians actually believe that they aren't a tremendous joke, laughed at by the rest of the world.
When civilization collapses and Australia finally succumbs to ultimate tyranny and Chinese overpopulation suffocating it, those still left with all their faculties will scratch their heads and ask, "how? How did it all come to this? We, Australians, the proud descendants of the toughest bastards on Earth, how did we become slaves?"
The answer is inevitably the same, for all. Martin Bryant.
You, Australians, let yourselves be duped by those in power who manipulated you like helpless puppets, convincing you that it would be "best to give up your arms" in the wake of the Port Arthur Massacre of 1996. You, Australians, watched like docile cows as they removed your right to defend yourselves from them. Yet, you complain "why, why, why?". Your memory is short. Your chances of reversing your inevitable descent into slavery, even-shorter. I don't despise you. I don't even laugh at you. I simply pity you. You brought this tyranny upon yourselves.
FRICK AUSTRALIA.
>Give up your arms
Just semi-autos, unless you’re a collector, farmer, pest controller or professional armorer. We actually have more firearms in circulation now than at any other time in our history.
We also have a number of companies making semi-autos (my preferred brand is Wedgetail industries).
So please, do go off, it’s always amusing to see a frickwit like you make a c**t out of himself unprompted.
So how many guns have you got?
He broke you.
You have guns and Biden is still president, what good are guns if you only use them for prostate stimulation?
There's no reason to have a gun if you're in the city. All the gun violence is criminals killing criminals. Americans are small wiener poofs. That's the only thing they want gun rights for.
You need a gun mate? I smuggle old AKMs and makarovs into brisbane, hmu if you're interested
you're on your own for the ammo though
I had a guy try and sell me a gun at the bowls club on Stradbroke Island a while ago, was that you anon?
Did you buy it? Can I have it?
I did not. I had a parma then got into a fight in the car park with a drunk guy and his (also drunk) dad though
>blame the people who were kids or not even born yet
>imply the people who were adult at the time were given a choice.
We have 4 million guns you twat
Americans would easily lose their guns too if they ever manage to repeal the amendment and said its 10 years in prison to have them like they did to us, its not a difficult thing for a government to do. As it turns out I've never really heard of any criminals getting 10 years being caught with guns but back then the magistrates were much harsher I think.
the second amendment is a complete illusion at this point. good luck having a "well regulated militia" without getting infiltrated by feds and getting raped by RICO charges. you can't even have a protest at your capital building without people being thrown in prison for years just for being there. you have been fooled into thinking you have any sovereignty
within your lifetime the supreme court will have a democrat majority and you will have the same limited gun rights as we do and none of you limp wienered homosexuals will do anything to stop it
all true except for the implication that martin bryant did anything
See Brown Seethe!
Seethe, Brown, Seethe!
Do your owners know you post here?
There's more guns than people, we don't hand them out to mental patients.
Weird you've never worked that trick out, but then, you ARE dysgenic morons.
>we don't hand them out to mental patients
Why lie like this?
Huh.
...Anyway, I know there's a lot of twerking Black person asses you need to be worshipping....
How much tongue you gonna use today?
>If a tweaking Black person can't get a machine gun in 20 minutes, then SOCIETY IS DEAD!!!
Genuine American thought
>t. Country quickly being turned into India 2.0
nope. china 2. gorrillian
australia is just warm canada
they have chinks instead of pajeets and dingos instead of caribou
forget the gun thing. pretty much every country disarms its citizens. The US is an outlier.
the aussie reaction to covid was insane.
I've never seen a more drastic change in public perception.
here we all were supposed to think that australia was run by glib, straight talking, tough crocodile dundee types when it fact it's run by fat, loud, overbearing karens.
wrong dude
we are full of Indians too
ALL my neighbours in my new suburb are chinese and indian
Some Aussie here said Melbourne is 50% poo and 50% chinks. Which made me sBlack person for some reason.
For me, it's Yasmin's getting Married
>pic unrelated
Wasn't that a shitty show from like 20 years ago that died instantly? Not exactly representative.
But it's true that modern Australian TV sucks ... because the only people left watching it are fricking boomers. It's a race to the bottom.
>tench
>ten ch
>ch ten
Great Scott
I hated this show (never watched it) because it was advertised as the first animated talk show host, when it was NOT.
Do Australians have any interest in moving to Canada?
Do Canadians have any interest in moving to Australia?
Canada has pretty much all the same problems as Australia but it's cold instead of hot
>Do Australians have any interest in moving to Canada?
lol FRICK NO. We may be shit but we're not THAT shit.
I have a cousin who lives in Canada and has a big family of his own over there.
Why are the UK and the British colonies the most pathetic countries on Earth?
For me, it was Skithouse and Life Advice (which were aired around the same time as that David Tench shit).
The only Australian show I've watched is Summer Heights High.
I like it a lot and it's probably the most realistic depiction of secondary school I've ever seen. I've heard his other stuff isn't very good.
Jai'me Private School Girl and Jonah from Tonga are good. they are spinoffs from Summer Heights High so you might like them. His other shows have some good characters while also some lame ones. His most recent show (the Netflix exclusive) was really bad though. I dropped it after one episode
>in Italy on holiday
>turn on the hotel tv
>Italian dubbed Sea Patrol
Had a good laugh about that. Never watched it though, the main actress looked like a c**t.
Australian survivor is really good, and Hamish & Andy's road trips are fun
I am Australian but I don't watch any Australian TV
if I'm going to waste my time watching TV I'm going to watch British television
Breaker Morant is the only good Australian film I've seen
There are lots of similarities. Both have hilarious accents and spend too much time in the sun.
>based nickelodeon on tv
for me its ahh real monsters! and The Angry Beavers
I remember that shitty show. TV show hosted by some CGI guy with a giant head. Singer Nelly Furtado was interviewed on the show and you could tell she was thinking WTF IS THIS SHIT.
Fat Pizza and Kath & Kim is better than anything America has released in the past 10 years.
The Aussies were so draconian about Covid for the same reason they're so autistic about bringing anything that might bite a koala past the border. The unique but fragile ecosystem has led to a mentality of total biosecurity. It all follows from there.
We need to go back.
>inspector rex
holy kino
Reminder that we did The Bear first in the mid 2000s
I didn't realise how deeply buried in my brain this clip was.
why is destiny afraid to debate nick fuentes
I miss Andrew O'Keefe
it's true
I am Australian and this country is a worthless hole that hasn't produced anything meaningful in 40 years
it's a rock exporting nation not a skilled nation