My 59 year old watches it pretty often. We are swedish and he doesn't even skip channels during commercials because he's afraid to miss anything. Usually it's the same episodes several days in a row during the week so honestly it's tough to miss what you want to see. Some episodes of storage wars is pretty drama kino.
As an ausgay since 2020 I have to concede that but also Canada, Ausfailia and Aoeotrea-New Zealand are racing to the bottom. Honestly the kiwis are managing to worship moronic blacks harder and faster than even the yanks so they could be the dark horse option for who is most gay
Leafs have been telling Trudeau to get fricked for 3 years since he "banned" Ar-15s. The government is going to be forced to push back the amnesty, up at he end of this month, back again at least another year lol.
>go back
lmfao i meant everything got turned to gay hard and fast since 2020. I was born and raised here and had ancestors at gallipoli and on the first fleet. I'm not a wog, chink or pajeet import
Australia is a lot worse than Canada, at least we can still get guns with little hassle, but Trudeau is really trying to frick that up for us so those days might be numbered. Obligatory Heh got mine.
>Literal prostate stimulator
It's to simulate the feeling of the Federal Government and Australian Taxation Office up the arsehole of the average Australian
Which one?
That hand one? Is there a torrent?
I watched an interview with the creators on IMDB and they annoyed the shit out of me, so assumed it was shit.
Talk to Me, yes. There is a torrent of it already (make sure you get the best available version whether you'll pay to watch it or not).
While discussing the movie some Australianons elucidated an important aspect of it which is the fact that it takes place in Adelaide and what that means in terms of relative boredom for young people, how a black girl could be a fish out of water there etc. It is a great movie, make sure to read between the lines as well, there are one or two clever cautionary lessons in it
Which one?
That hand one? Is there a torrent?
I watched an interview with the creators on IMDB and they annoyed the shit out of me, so assumed it was shit.
What do you expect from a country that has absolutely no future whatsoever?
This recession is going to end at Venezeula, Zimbabwe levels. It's all downhill from here when there isn't a single thing we do better than the rest of the world.
Time to take the tinfoil hat off Aussies and see the truth. We are completely and utterly fricked.
I’m Canadian and people here are so delusional it’s insane. Our housing market, healthcare, demographics and economy are completely fricked with no improvement in sight yet people shrug and say “could be worse, we could be America.” Complacency is an art form here.
Yea could be America where they could afford a house. Leafs are incredibly delusional, I watch CPAC interview leafs on the streets sometimes and they like 98% moronic drones.
>“could be worse, we could be America.”
thats what happens when your elites adopt "the opposite of whatever US republicans think must be good" as a core part of their identity. We have a bit of that in australia too but australia/nz is analogous to the us/can dynamic
>australia/nz is analogous to the us/can dynamic
I’ve said this for a long time. Canada is America with an inferiority complex, and New Zealand is the same with Australia. You have these two big countries and both have a remora eel clinging to them, copying their culture, but obsessed with the idea they must somehow be superior to the whale they’re attached to.
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new zealand at this point probably has more deported "australian" criminal fricks that were too dumb to apply for aus citizenship than it has actual nz born c**ts
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The only "New Zealander" I can name is that African MMA fighter Israel Adesanya
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>Israel Adesanya >Born in Nigera >Came to NZ at 10
that's the same as all the "new zealanders" who came to Australia at age of 3, never applied for citizenship, ended up in jail for rape/murder/robbery and then deported at age 30 to nz having never even lived there
frickin hilarious
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Russell Crowe (Gladiator), Peter Jackson (LotR), Karl Urban (Dredd), Temuera Morrison (Jango Fett), Cliff Curtis (well known "That Guy" actor in tonnes of stuff), Horseface Ex-PM (Literal troony) and that half Maori israelite who makes all the le quirky reddit Superhero movies.
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Russel Crowe is from New Zealand? Huh I guess you learn something new every day
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Russel Crowe is from New Zealand? Huh I guess you learn something new every day
>Russell Crowe
Australian
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>Russell Crowe >Born: April 7, 1964 (age 59 years), Wellington, New Zealand
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Left at 4 and became aus citizen because nz is so bad
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Wait til you find out about Mel Gibson. You'll flip shit.
The difference most other nations have is that there are actually plans and actual manufacturing/innovation/design, literally anything that could facilitate growth.
Not in Australia.
There is no manufacturing
There is no innovation
Covid was awesome for revealing that about 60% of the workforce does fricking nothing useful. We are a service economy which simply means we're a country of people who sell services to other people selling services. When you sit down and think about that you begin to see how fragile the economy is. Also why Korea, Japan and Germany did better than us 2020-2021 because those countries actually make shit.
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Exactly why this current recession is the grand collapse of this nation. There's no coming back from this, it's time to save up money and move before it's too late.
>Interviewer: What would you say to the blue collar workers who have seen their jobs lost in Australia?
>Paul Keating: What is your new job like? One of the 2.5 million created since the early 1980s. People have found better jobs. I mean, did we ever hurt anybody liberating them from the car assembly line? >When they left the car assembly line and got a more interesting job in the economy, did we do them a disservice? >Of course we didn’t. And the way people talk about this free and fair trade as if the economy is static and not dynamic and a job lost is not a job replaced, is just bunkum…
Besides mining and tourism what do you guys do in terms of innovation? If it wasn’t for your gun laws and COVID tyranny I’d consider moving to Australia, seems like a fun place.
Every piece of our infrastructure is out of date. Our education system is out of date. Our medical care is out of date. Everything is massively behind the times.
Understand we have severe racism and entire enclaves of suburbs that are essentially no go zones if you don't belong to a certain race. We have less English speaking people than a fricking ESL country.
I enjoyed them but I didn’t enjoy being oppressed.
Yea could be America where they could afford a house. Leafs are incredibly delusional, I watch CPAC interview leafs on the streets sometimes and they like 98% moronic drones.
>“could be worse, we could be America.”
thats what happens when your elites adopt "the opposite of whatever US republicans think must be good" as a core part of their identity. We have a bit of that in australia too but australia/nz is analogous to the us/can dynamic
It’s nuts here. If you’re with an hour or two from an urban centre, home ownership is a pipe dream. 6-8+ ER wait times are the average and people go there because they can’t get a family doctor and walk in clinics have closed or are full literally within minutes of opening. Inflation is insane yet we’re told it’s only 6% despite food costs being out of control and my house going up $300k in 4 years.
Gas jumped 13 cents/litre on Friday and we’re so broken we don’t even complain anymore, just tell ourselves at least we have LGBTQ2 rights not like the US kek
We have some promising quantum computing and nuclear refinement technologies still in the development stage. Cochlear is ours, you might have heard of it, pun intended. Ugg boots are Australian. That's a generic name, not a brand like the American thief company insists.
>quantum computing and nuclear refinement technologies
Already obsolete and surpassed in numerous nations across the planet.
Also >anything related to Nuclear
"nah just sell it to india, don't actually use the worlds largest deposit"
>Cochlear
Already surpassed
>Ugg boots
u havin a laf m8?
They're not even made here.
Are you clearly just another tinfoil hat wearing Australian that thinks this nation is so great?
Yes.
Wake up bro, we're finished.
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No, you're finished.
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I'll see you in the food ration line in the next couple of years
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Australia actually produces food and has resources unlike fake poor countries that can only exploit their population to manufacture shit for other countries.
We don't really innovate much.
An increasing amount of effort and money is going into pacifying and policing the population (the COVID tyranny did actually agitate and grow a fringe segment of the population).
You might see some innovation there - or it could just turn into a Chinese replica or a blunt-force approach like we saw in Melbourne, 2021.
If you're American, it's probably a better gamble staying there. The Australian population is dependent upon Welfare and other forms of Government Assistance to the point where it's an expectation. Therefore, there are very few communities that are actually preparing for that day when a Global Recession hits and the Government will be unable to meet those expectations.
America's Welfare system is shit comparatively, so there's more of a "responsible for self" attitude.
>Muh covid tyranny
Frick off. If anything they didn't lock down hard enough and let a cruise ship full of filthy fricking plague rats disgorge into Sydney.
>gun laws and COVID tyranny
correct on the first part but the second part is really dependent on which state you live. I was never vaccinated, wore a mask, or participated in any lockdown and never faced any consequence. It's like judging all of the US by New York.
I mean don't get me wrong, we are circling the drain in a hundred different ways and you're instinct in not moving here will be proven correct, just the COVID tyranny is overrated.
>If it wasn’t for your gun laws and COVID tyranny I’d consider moving to Australia, seems like a fun place.
Mate, it goes much, much deeper than that. What
There isn't any innovation at all, period.
Every piece of our infrastructure is out of date. Our education system is out of date. Our medical care is out of date. Everything is massively behind the times.
Understand we have severe racism and entire enclaves of suburbs that are essentially no go zones if you don't belong to a certain race. We have less English speaking people than a fricking ESL country.
has said is correct, except I'll add that Australia in general is a "no fun allowed" Nanny State. Airsoft and fireworks are literally outlawed, with threat of prison, in all states and territories.
Being born here is like rolling a nat 1 in DnD. There's a reason that only Pajeet(a)s,Chinks and Kiwis are the only gays that emigrate to this hellhole
Every piece of our infrastructure is out of date. Our education system is out of date. Our medical care is out of date. Everything is massively behind the times.
Understand we have severe racism and entire enclaves of suburbs that are essentially no go zones if you don't belong to a certain race. We have less English speaking people than a fricking ESL country. has said is correct, except I'll add that Australia in general is a "no fun allowed" Nanny State. Airsoft and fireworks are literally outlawed, with threat of prison, in all
OH MY GOOOOOOD THIS COUNTRY IS FINISHED WE CANT PLAY WITH TOY GUNS NOOOOOOOO
why are Australians like this? You can literally tell whose ancestors got sent there as a low life convict from England just by the way they think and reason. Your comment reeks of that .
It will. You watch. If you really think they'll tax the corporations and actually bring prices down you're delusional. Prices are going to get worse and will stay that way, period.
This is the collapse of the most far behind "first world" nation on the planet.
Wasn't The Office format ripped off Frontline by the guys that made The Castle?
And there was an Australian variant about Librarians not too long ago.
Anything made now would be diversified tf with extra abos thrown in to show champagne liberal solidarity with The Voice scam.
>Every single Australian version of a US/UK tv show is fricking inferior and absolute garbage.
I watched the Australian version of The Chase once. Grim stuff
Most do, and actually have TV shows worth celebrating and have actual celebrities in their countries that are known, not a bunch of hasbeens and nobodies from some obscure show nobody ever cared about
USA is the only country deserving of a TV award show. And even their shows aren't great. TV is dogshit.
Feel free to post some other countries with lots of good shows.
That basically confirms it. You're one of those people that doesn't like to "read" when you're watching tv.
Are you Australian? Because this is extremely common over here.
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You can't even post a single country worthy of having a TV award show. What's your point about reading? subtitles? I like reading more than dogshit TV.
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We all know you'd just scoff at any country mentioned despite not having seen any of their shows, so what would be the point?
Aussie TV sucks rotten arsehole, and you're a wienerwallet if you think otherwise.
It's got nothing to do with other counties (and they show subtitled shit here all the time so get the frick over yourself numbnuts), but to do with potential vs output.
Australia has great potential but never fails to flush it down the toilet.
Of course 3rd world shitholes have bad TV, they're 3rd world shitholes. They have an excuse.
>Australia has great potential but never fails to flush it down the toilet.
this is literally australia in one sentence. Its like the straight A student with rich healthy parents who just starts doing meth for no reason
There were periods of time where Australian tv cleared the basic hurdle of being good but obviously still far worse in quality and quantity than the U.K or USA. Unfortunately that time has not been for a long time.
Outside of like Working Dog productions *whove been going since like the 80s) Australian tv is a barren wasteland of reality shows and sports coverage. Not even hating on sports really I like the AFL but theres nothing else left.
Yeah I'm sure driving 1hr out of a major city in a so-called "first world" modern nation and no longer having any infrastructure or modern technology is frickin mad
Have you never lived outside the cities? Our national parks are fricking massive, I've free camped for weeks at a time in our forest. I was born in FNQ and it's basically all dense rainforest. >1hr out of major capital cities is massive farmlands and tiny corner stores and no hospitals/schools/infrastructure
I can't imagine anyone who has lived outside of the big cities saying this. I biked from Coen to Alice Springs and never had any issue finding power, food, phone service, or water.
>global recession starts >more foreign investment into housing >more demand for resources as China implements stimulus measures again
I am never going to buy a house
Brisbane areagay detected. I love shit like this because even as fricked as everything is socialist alternative uni troons can't help but leap outside the overton window
What does this even mean? Do they want abos as sex workers or not? >No Aboriginal prostitutes
Omg! People are so racist not wanting to have sex with beautiful plus-sized First Nation godesses! My mum was a prostitute and she told me how racist and sexist all men are. There should be more representation. >Yes Aboriginal prostitutes
Omg! I can't believe beautiful Indigenous Australian women are being sexually used for money by sexist white men! The Stolen Generation by white colonisers is STILL HAPPENING, people!
First world women found out that they can make easy money by spreading their legs so prostitution is good now. Who cares about third world trafficking victims
Pretty sure that blue flag is Order of the Eastern Star (Ishtar/Isis/Lillith worship).
The female arm of the Freemasons. A globalist witch's coven.
Ishtar/Lillith is Lucifer's female aspect and sometimes his wife too, depending on which part of the lore they're spinning. but it's all really mnemonics for various chemical, math, geometric, engineering and technological concepts and formulas.
These could just be some dumb israelite b***hes who were banged by israelite daddy doing this, trying to spread their misery and ugliness to others. But more likely it's part of not only legalizing and normalizing whoring, but making it state sanctioned and by order, with anything relating to personal choice, taste or quality or even gender preferences nixed by dint of the diversity virus. Ie: all those troublesome incels and no-pussy/no-work types who refuse to "participate" in the New World Order (whitebois who don't want to go die in Ukraine) will be assigned a state prostitute to come rape them once a week to cure them of their woke-phobia.
This way every insane israelitess, troony, sheboon and mutant twat (as depicted in that poster) can get easy UBI-bucks molesting autists as an act of political and personal empowerment.
>Pretty sure that blue flag is Order of the Eastern Star (Ishtar/Isis/Lillith worship). >The female arm of the Freemasons. A globalist witch's coven.
Lol.
>nooooo you have to pay for sex >nooo you have to pay the ugliest subhumans for sex, not beautiful white women >nooooo you have to find obese hairy Black folk sexy >nooooo why aren't you paying barely sentient abos for sex???
>pay either 700 for an hour at a brothel where you can at least see the women >or risk 200 on some asian that is either horrible or at best a milf
Which way do you go bros? For me it's the asian
It's so weird, I haven't watched Australian tv in 15 years and yet somehow it's all the same faces I see around winning these awards etc. Is there even new talent they are cultivating? Same with radio. The only new music that gets played on the main stations is mega popular American pop like Taylor Swift or Ariana Grande
Even 5 years ago that second video was really dated. I'm just struggling to see where the laughs are meant to be coming from. The rapping? The fat woman dancing? The political word salad. I just don't understand how even a staunch leftist would find that video funny
I'm going to Europe. Got dual citizenship just last week. I've been and unless you're in a few major cities, the immigrant thing is a meme. We have more immigrants than they do.
The way I see it, the world's going to shit anyways. I'd rather live out my days enjoying the culture, architecture, art, history, etc of Europe than be stuck in the boring and bland country that is Australia.
This is the least worst country in the world.
Maybe Scandinavia is an option if you prefer cold weather.
Lots of other countries can be good, but its reliant on you being already wealthy and mogging the local economy with your first world earnings.
>i-i-i-i-i-it's not that we have terrible shows because aussies are bleeding-heart liberal that suck state dick! >w-w-w-we just don't want to brainwash people! what about america??
hard cope from your part
Australia is the worst parts of British and American culture combined into one country. It's the soulless car-centric suburbia and lack of real culture and history of the US combined with the overbearing nanny state and the unwarranted smarmy arrogance of the British.
>ITT: Jealous third worlders, Europeons, seppos and poms losing their fricking minds over Aussie bants
Friendly reminder that Australia produces some of the highest quality movies, television and music in the world
We literally invented the feature film.
Kneel and beg for forgiveness
We have the most soulless entertainment industry on the fricking planet. We've made like five good films in total and they all came out fifty fricking years ago. Everything is a ripoff of something from the UK or the US.
Also I fricking hate indie shit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc thats always referencing some esoteric Australian youth thing: >remember the Surf Life Saver Club? >remember Freddo Frogs and Paddle Pops? >hey tradies? we call smoke breaks "smokos" and we call smokes "durries" >remember John Howard eating fairy bread at Bunnings while watching Round the Twist and Neighbours?
dont you remember all that shit? I HATE THE FRICKING CHATS
Average age for free to air teevee viewership in this country must be 50
My 59 year old watches it pretty often. We are swedish and he doesn't even skip channels during commercials because he's afraid to miss anything. Usually it's the same episodes several days in a row during the week so honestly it's tough to miss what you want to see. Some episodes of storage wars is pretty drama kino.
How old are you if your son is 59?
I’m thinking Australia might be worse than Canada at this point
what an embarrassment
Because they have locally oriented media awards? I'm sure Canada has that too. It's standard for cultures to celebrate recent cultural achievements.
I think they’re called the Junos. named after national treasure Elliot Pages hit movie I assume
As an ausgay since 2020 I have to concede that but also Canada, Ausfailia and Aoeotrea-New Zealand are racing to the bottom. Honestly the kiwis are managing to worship moronic blacks harder and faster than even the yanks so they could be the dark horse option for who is most gay
Good thing for you that you're right and it's everybody else that's wrong.
what does that even mean moron
That you're lucky to be special.
people are just completely apathetic at least here in leaf land. it's not that they are wrong, most people just don't care to care anymore.
If we’re betting on who is most gay I’m going with the cucks who gave up their guns.
Leafs have been telling Trudeau to get fricked for 3 years since he "banned" Ar-15s. The government is going to be forced to push back the amnesty, up at he end of this month, back again at least another year lol.
>ausgay since 2020
go back
>go back
lmfao i meant everything got turned to gay hard and fast since 2020. I was born and raised here and had ancestors at gallipoli and on the first fleet. I'm not a wog, chink or pajeet import
>Aoeotrea-New Zealand
what did he mean by this
Australia is a lot worse than Canada, at least we can still get guns with little hassle, but Trudeau is really trying to frick that up for us so those days might be numbered. Obligatory Heh got mine.
Here's what the award looks like btw
Literal prostate stimulator
>Literal prostate stimulator
It's to simulate the feeling of the Federal Government and Australian Taxation Office up the arsehole of the average Australian
>see thing
>immediately think about shoving it up ass
I thought Gumby was limey.
Designed in the 80s or early 90s?
1959
Very representative of their industrial capacity
Is this another AI thread?
As someone who lives in this country, the 'entertainment' industry of cuckstralia is mediocre to the core.
its much worse than mediocre
>that arm hair
hirsute girls are the best because they have high T so they're always horny
Chris Lilley made good content.
Is he still around or did he get cancelled?
>Chris Lilley
Hasn't had a show since 2019
Basically cancelled because of Black Lives Matter
The best horror movie of the year is Australian.
which is?
Talk to Me, yes. There is a torrent of it already (make sure you get the best available version whether you'll pay to watch it or not).
While discussing the movie some Australianons elucidated an important aspect of it which is the fact that it takes place in Adelaide and what that means in terms of relative boredom for young people, how a black girl could be a fish out of water there etc. It is a great movie, make sure to read between the lines as well, there are one or two clever cautionary lessons in it
just spell them out no need to be cryptic
Which one?
That hand one? Is there a torrent?
I watched an interview with the creators on IMDB and they annoyed the shit out of me, so assumed it was shit.
Slotherhouse is not Australian
HMMM did I hear someone say they want to hear my Dad's Google History?
Dad's Google History, Dad's Google History
>what are the details of the proposed Voice to Parliament?
Dad's Google History it's bloody Dad's Google History
>How can I get a cheap copy of Raspail's The Camp of the Saints?
Dad's Google History, it's hergharghearghbagher
>blocks your path
he made millions ack
And no Australians have ever watched/heard of the majority of the shows as no one watches Free Tv anymore.
Also it's not an Oscars rip off you moron. It's an Emmys ripoff.
What do you expect from a country that has absolutely no future whatsoever?
This recession is going to end at Venezeula, Zimbabwe levels. It's all downhill from here when there isn't a single thing we do better than the rest of the world.
Time to take the tinfoil hat off Aussies and see the truth. We are completely and utterly fricked.
everyone's fricked, everywhere
And yet in Australia we still think we're fine and everythings great and better than everywhere else.
I’m Canadian and people here are so delusional it’s insane. Our housing market, healthcare, demographics and economy are completely fricked with no improvement in sight yet people shrug and say “could be worse, we could be America.” Complacency is an art form here.
Yea could be America where they could afford a house. Leafs are incredibly delusional, I watch CPAC interview leafs on the streets sometimes and they like 98% moronic drones.
>“could be worse, we could be America.”
thats what happens when your elites adopt "the opposite of whatever US republicans think must be good" as a core part of their identity. We have a bit of that in australia too but australia/nz is analogous to the us/can dynamic
>australia/nz is analogous to the us/can dynamic
I’ve said this for a long time. Canada is America with an inferiority complex, and New Zealand is the same with Australia. You have these two big countries and both have a remora eel clinging to them, copying their culture, but obsessed with the idea they must somehow be superior to the whale they’re attached to.
new zealand at this point probably has more deported "australian" criminal fricks that were too dumb to apply for aus citizenship than it has actual nz born c**ts
The only "New Zealander" I can name is that African MMA fighter Israel Adesanya
>Israel Adesanya
>Born in Nigera
>Came to NZ at 10
that's the same as all the "new zealanders" who came to Australia at age of 3, never applied for citizenship, ended up in jail for rape/murder/robbery and then deported at age 30 to nz having never even lived there
frickin hilarious
Russell Crowe (Gladiator), Peter Jackson (LotR), Karl Urban (Dredd), Temuera Morrison (Jango Fett), Cliff Curtis (well known "That Guy" actor in tonnes of stuff), Horseface Ex-PM (Literal troony) and that half Maori israelite who makes all the le quirky reddit Superhero movies.
Russel Crowe is from New Zealand? Huh I guess you learn something new every day
>Russell Crowe
Australian
>Russell Crowe
>Born: April 7, 1964 (age 59 years), Wellington, New Zealand
Left at 4 and became aus citizen because nz is so bad
Wait til you find out about Mel Gibson. You'll flip shit.
I would rather be American.
yeah, every other country is doing the same damn thing: pretending everything's normal. we're all fricked
The difference most other nations have is that there are actually plans and actual manufacturing/innovation/design, literally anything that could facilitate growth.
Not in Australia.
There is no manufacturing
There is no innovation
Covid was awesome for revealing that about 60% of the workforce does fricking nothing useful. We are a service economy which simply means we're a country of people who sell services to other people selling services. When you sit down and think about that you begin to see how fragile the economy is. Also why Korea, Japan and Germany did better than us 2020-2021 because those countries actually make shit.
Exactly why this current recession is the grand collapse of this nation. There's no coming back from this, it's time to save up money and move before it's too late.
>Interviewer: What would you say to the blue collar workers who have seen their jobs lost in Australia?
>Paul Keating: What is your new job like? One of the 2.5 million created since the early 1980s. People have found better jobs. I mean, did we ever hurt anybody liberating them from the car assembly line?
>When they left the car assembly line and got a more interesting job in the economy, did we do them a disservice?
>Of course we didn’t. And the way people talk about this free and fair trade as if the economy is static and not dynamic and a job lost is not a job replaced, is just bunkum…
https://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2020/04/paul-keatings-grand-vision-australia-gasping-for-ventilators/
Pure evil.
It did create better paying jobs. But they're all just service jobs and massively inferior ones at that compared to the rest of the world.
Australian skills are not even exportable
Besides mining and tourism what do you guys do in terms of innovation? If it wasn’t for your gun laws and COVID tyranny I’d consider moving to Australia, seems like a fun place.
drink and watch sports
There isn't any innovation at all, period.
Every piece of our infrastructure is out of date. Our education system is out of date. Our medical care is out of date. Everything is massively behind the times.
Understand we have severe racism and entire enclaves of suburbs that are essentially no go zones if you don't belong to a certain race. We have less English speaking people than a fricking ESL country.
>COVID tyranny
lol you know someone's a shill when they say this
If you didnt enjoy lockdowns you don't belong here
This actually takes the cake for the single most moronic post I've ever seen in this site. Congratulations.
silence normalBlack person
I enjoyed them but I didn’t enjoy being oppressed.
It’s nuts here. If you’re with an hour or two from an urban centre, home ownership is a pipe dream. 6-8+ ER wait times are the average and people go there because they can’t get a family doctor and walk in clinics have closed or are full literally within minutes of opening. Inflation is insane yet we’re told it’s only 6% despite food costs being out of control and my house going up $300k in 4 years.
Gas jumped 13 cents/litre on Friday and we’re so broken we don’t even complain anymore, just tell ourselves at least we have LGBTQ2 rights not like the US kek
t. No U Bot
We have some promising quantum computing and nuclear refinement technologies still in the development stage. Cochlear is ours, you might have heard of it, pun intended. Ugg boots are Australian. That's a generic name, not a brand like the American thief company insists.
>quantum computing and nuclear refinement technologies
Already obsolete and surpassed in numerous nations across the planet.
Also
>anything related to Nuclear
"nah just sell it to india, don't actually use the worlds largest deposit"
>Cochlear
Already surpassed
>Ugg boots
u havin a laf m8?
They're not even made here.
Are you mentally moronic?
Are you clearly just another tinfoil hat wearing Australian that thinks this nation is so great?
Yes.
Wake up bro, we're finished.
No, you're finished.
I'll see you in the food ration line in the next couple of years
Australia actually produces food and has resources unlike fake poor countries that can only exploit their population to manufacture shit for other countries.
We don't really innovate much.
An increasing amount of effort and money is going into pacifying and policing the population (the COVID tyranny did actually agitate and grow a fringe segment of the population).
You might see some innovation there - or it could just turn into a Chinese replica or a blunt-force approach like we saw in Melbourne, 2021.
If you're American, it's probably a better gamble staying there. The Australian population is dependent upon Welfare and other forms of Government Assistance to the point where it's an expectation. Therefore, there are very few communities that are actually preparing for that day when a Global Recession hits and the Government will be unable to meet those expectations.
America's Welfare system is shit comparatively, so there's more of a "responsible for self" attitude.
>Muh covid tyranny
Frick off. If anything they didn't lock down hard enough and let a cruise ship full of filthy fricking plague rats disgorge into Sydney.
have a nice day homosexual hahaha vaxx me up daddy type ass Black folkhit fricking rape eternal israelite b***h
>gun laws and COVID tyranny
correct on the first part but the second part is really dependent on which state you live. I was never vaccinated, wore a mask, or participated in any lockdown and never faced any consequence. It's like judging all of the US by New York.
I mean don't get me wrong, we are circling the drain in a hundred different ways and you're instinct in not moving here will be proven correct, just the COVID tyranny is overrated.
What do you do for work?
The economy is a Ponzi scheme built on real estate so every government is basically just a party of landlords who accept lobbyist bribes.
>If it wasn’t for your gun laws and COVID tyranny I’d consider moving to Australia, seems like a fun place.
Mate, it goes much, much deeper than that. What
has said is correct, except I'll add that Australia in general is a "no fun allowed" Nanny State. Airsoft and fireworks are literally outlawed, with threat of prison, in all states and territories.
Being born here is like rolling a nat 1 in DnD. There's a reason that only Pajeet(a)s,Chinks and Kiwis are the only gays that emigrate to this hellhole
So
>What
Every piece of our infrastructure is out of date. Our education system is out of date. Our medical care is out of date. Everything is massively behind the times.
Understand we have severe racism and entire enclaves of suburbs that are essentially no go zones if you don't belong to a certain race. We have less English speaking people than a fricking ESL country. has said is correct, except I'll add that Australia in general is a "no fun allowed" Nanny State. Airsoft and fireworks are literally outlawed, with threat of prison, in all
OH MY GOOOOOOD THIS COUNTRY IS FINISHED WE CANT PLAY WITH TOY GUNS NOOOOOOOO
why are Australians like this? You can literally tell whose ancestors got sent there as a low life convict from England just by the way they think and reason. Your comment reeks of that .
>This recession is going to end at Venezeula, Zimbabwe levels
Nah.
It will. You watch. If you really think they'll tax the corporations and actually bring prices down you're delusional. Prices are going to get worse and will stay that way, period.
This is the collapse of the most far behind "first world" nation on the planet.
>It will
Nah.
Don't forget The Voice dividing the country. It's not going to end well.
Don't come here.
>I don't even want to
Good. Tell everyone.
>collapse in 2 weeks!
the future is Australian
Oriental-Australian or Anglo-Australian?
Even worse. Arab-Australian.
But they don't even consider themselves Australian
>Add -y or -ies to every noun
Why are Australians like this
Because English is not our official language. We actually don't even have one.
Fun fact: Demi Lardner is friends with these sois and ripped off the Dad's Google History bit from their stuff:
Dad's Google History:
Soi Boi's texts from your parents
Fun Fact:
Australia literally rips off everything from England/US and has next to Zero ideas of their own.
Every single Australian version of a US/UK tv show is fricking inferior and absolute garbage.
I am curious to see at least one scene of the shit show that will be our version of The Office
Wasn't The Office format ripped off Frontline by the guys that made The Castle?
And there was an Australian variant about Librarians not too long ago.
Anything made now would be diversified tf with extra abos thrown in to show champagne liberal solidarity with The Voice scam.
>Every single Australian version of a US/UK tv show is fricking inferior and absolute garbage.
I watched the Australian version of The Chase once. Grim stuff
>DA'S GOOGLE 'ISTORY
>RUDDY RA ROOROL LIZZERY
She’s cute
HOW IS IT EVEN WORSE? They exceed my cringe limit, I couldn’t finish.
Maybe aurtrilra really is a shit
Demi did it better
this is fun more countries should have this kind of thing if they can. even if its actually shit which it is
Most do, and actually have TV shows worth celebrating and have actual celebrities in their countries that are known, not a bunch of hasbeens and nobodies from some obscure show nobody ever cared about
>actually have TV shows worth celebrating
No
Oh you've watched all tv shows from every country on planet earth? Please sir tell me that are some of the good ones from other nations?
Or are you one of those people that refuses to "read" when you watch tv so you've only ever watched english shows?
USA is the only country deserving of a TV award show. And even their shows aren't great. TV is dogshit.
Feel free to post some other countries with lots of good shows.
That basically confirms it. You're one of those people that doesn't like to "read" when you're watching tv.
Are you Australian? Because this is extremely common over here.
You can't even post a single country worthy of having a TV award show. What's your point about reading? subtitles? I like reading more than dogshit TV.
We all know you'd just scoff at any country mentioned despite not having seen any of their shows, so what would be the point?
tf are you even talking about you moron?
Aussie TV sucks rotten arsehole, and you're a wienerwallet if you think otherwise.
It's got nothing to do with other counties (and they show subtitled shit here all the time so get the frick over yourself numbnuts), but to do with potential vs output.
Australia has great potential but never fails to flush it down the toilet.
Of course 3rd world shitholes have bad TV, they're 3rd world shitholes. They have an excuse.
>Australia has great potential but never fails to flush it down the toilet.
this is literally australia in one sentence. Its like the straight A student with rich healthy parents who just starts doing meth for no reason
>Of course 3rd world shitholes have bad TV, they're 3rd world shitholes. They have an excuse.
Don't be rude to the Europeans, anon
There were periods of time where Australian tv cleared the basic hurdle of being good but obviously still far worse in quality and quantity than the U.K or USA. Unfortunately that time has not been for a long time.
Outside of like Working Dog productions *whove been going since like the 80s) Australian tv is a barren wasteland of reality shows and sports coverage. Not even hating on sports really I like the AFL but theres nothing else left.
SOVL
when we produce kino, it's kino
waiting for the influx of aussies who think their backwards ass nation is so great
how's your internet speed?
Australia is better than your country. Your country is shit.
backward nations are the best ones though. It's all the modernization that is killing this and every other country.
Yeah I'm sure driving 1hr out of a major city in a so-called "first world" modern nation and no longer having any infrastructure or modern technology is frickin mad
The state of 2023 Cinemaphile
m8 I'm not sure you understand. We don't have dense forests populated with wildlife and resources you could live on.
1hr out of major capital cities is massive farmlands and tiny corner stores and no hospitals/schools/infrastructure
Have you ever gone to Bendigo to get your cube?
Have you never lived outside the cities? Our national parks are fricking massive, I've free camped for weeks at a time in our forest. I was born in FNQ and it's basically all dense rainforest.
>1hr out of major capital cities is massive farmlands and tiny corner stores and no hospitals/schools/infrastructure
I can't imagine anyone who has lived outside of the big cities saying this. I biked from Coen to Alice Springs and never had any issue finding power, food, phone service, or water.
Well, you seem misguided. Slow internet is better than fast internet when it comes to developing humans. No internet is best of all.
>"developing humans"
i see your point. good way to explain australians
The abbos would be ruling Australian by now if it weren’t for that delicious gasoline
Name 1 better country
Literally any country in the EU
They're too crowded
>global recession starts
>more foreign investment into housing
>more demand for resources as China implements stimulus measures again
I am never going to buy a house
m8 I'm 33. I've already given up on buying a house ever.
How could they possibly be mocked around the globe when no one knows what they are?
It's mocked by Australians. They don't take it seriously.
IS YOUR NAME NOT BRUCE, THEN?
we have the same thing in brazil kek
https://festivaldegramado.net/
Australians, explain
Brisbane areagay detected. I love shit like this because even as fricked as everything is socialist alternative uni troons can't help but leap outside the overton window
you will pay to frick the unevolved human
How do you unironically make shit like this. The Nazis couldn't make better propaganda to hate these people
What does this even mean? Do they want abos as sex workers or not?
>No Aboriginal prostitutes
Omg! People are so racist not wanting to have sex with beautiful plus-sized First Nation godesses! My mum was a prostitute and she told me how racist and sexist all men are. There should be more representation.
>Yes Aboriginal prostitutes
Omg! I can't believe beautiful Indigenous Australian women are being sexually used for money by sexist white men! The Stolen Generation by white colonisers is STILL HAPPENING, people!
It’s just white demoralization.
The context beyond that isn’t important
First world women found out that they can make easy money by spreading their legs so prostitution is good now. Who cares about third world trafficking victims
They want prostitution to give up all its colonies. Clear?
Pretty sure that blue flag is Order of the Eastern Star (Ishtar/Isis/Lillith worship).
The female arm of the Freemasons. A globalist witch's coven.
Ishtar/Lillith is Lucifer's female aspect and sometimes his wife too, depending on which part of the lore they're spinning. but it's all really mnemonics for various chemical, math, geometric, engineering and technological concepts and formulas.
These could just be some dumb israelite b***hes who were banged by israelite daddy doing this, trying to spread their misery and ugliness to others. But more likely it's part of not only legalizing and normalizing whoring, but making it state sanctioned and by order, with anything relating to personal choice, taste or quality or even gender preferences nixed by dint of the diversity virus. Ie: all those troublesome incels and no-pussy/no-work types who refuse to "participate" in the New World Order (whitebois who don't want to go die in Ukraine) will be assigned a state prostitute to come rape them once a week to cure them of their woke-phobia.
This way every insane israelitess, troony, sheboon and mutant twat (as depicted in that poster) can get easy UBI-bucks molesting autists as an act of political and personal empowerment.
It's Torres Strait Island you skitzo
>Pretty sure that blue flag is Order of the Eastern Star (Ishtar/Isis/Lillith worship).
>The female arm of the Freemasons. A globalist witch's coven.
Lol.
>nooooo you have to pay for sex
>nooo you have to pay the ugliest subhumans for sex, not beautiful white women
>nooooo you have to find obese hairy Black folk sexy
>nooooo why aren't you paying barely sentient abos for sex???
>pay either 700 for an hour at a brothel where you can at least see the women
>or risk 200 on some asian that is either horrible or at best a milf
Which way do you go bros? For me it's the asian
Pay 400-600 for an independent escort from Scarlet Blue
>from the nation of drop bears comes
>a new menace
>drop prostitutes
It's so weird, I haven't watched Australian tv in 15 years and yet somehow it's all the same faces I see around winning these awards etc. Is there even new talent they are cultivating? Same with radio. The only new music that gets played on the main stations is mega popular American pop like Taylor Swift or Ariana Grande
?
first video - attempted to scrub it from the internet
their second - abc still have it up
meant for
mamma fricking mia
I died from cringe.
jesus christ what an embarrassment
Even 5 years ago that second video was really dated. I'm just struggling to see where the laughs are meant to be coming from. The rapping? The fat woman dancing? The political word salad. I just don't understand how even a staunch leftist would find that video funny
its not about laughs its about sending a message
holy christ if these are the same two women
forget bridges do one about the wall oh you already did
Vote yes, bros.
frick off
>Oscars
>Logies is a TV award show
moron.
Our version of the Oscars is the AACTA awards and it looks like this
>AACTA
Lol it's how you people say "actor"
Nah yeah
Thespian?
So where the frick do I escape to then
Back home to India
I'm going to Europe. Got dual citizenship just last week. I've been and unless you're in a few major cities, the immigrant thing is a meme. We have more immigrants than they do.
The way I see it, the world's going to shit anyways. I'd rather live out my days enjoying the culture, architecture, art, history, etc of Europe than be stuck in the boring and bland country that is Australia.
which major cities should one avoid
I'm not your slave mate do it yourself. Literally search up "worst/most unsafe cities in Europe"
This is the least worst country in the world.
Maybe Scandinavia is an option if you prefer cold weather.
Lots of other countries can be good, but its reliant on you being already wealthy and mogging the local economy with your first world earnings.
It’s mainly the tv channel (can’t remember if it’s 9 or 7) patting itself on the back for shelling out crappy reality shows that costs $1000 to make.
from aus and the only show from this country I watched completely was mr inbetween. everything is just straight low quality trash
>australian tv
>i-i-i-i-i-it's not that we have terrible shows because aussies are bleeding-heart liberal that suck state dick!
>w-w-w-we just don't want to brainwash people! what about america??
hard cope from your part
I'm not australian
>>we have terrible shows because aussies are bleeding-heart liberal
what are americans then?
everyone in this thread is coping
>what are americans then?
better and whiter than you, Ahmed
LOL
LMAO
jesus fricking christ do they REALLY
there you go again with that coping
did you read that fricking image
I had a stroke
>did you read my redditpost?
Not sure what reddit is
Greatest logies clip https://youtu.be/ipYEgd_h9U8?feature=shared
The fallout is even funnier
Logies is a night where ~~*melbourne*~~ has a giant circle jerk and pretends the rest of australia had anything to do with who gets fancy buttplugg
It's just the TV industry here jerking themselves off.
As the pic says, it's mocked around the clock.
I haven't watched Australian tv in 10 years
So, it's the razzies: aussie edition.
ok, good on them.
Australia is the worst parts of British and American culture combined into one country. It's the soulless car-centric suburbia and lack of real culture and history of the US combined with the overbearing nanny state and the unwarranted smarmy arrogance of the British.
>ITT: Jealous third worlders, Europeons, seppos and poms losing their fricking minds over Aussie bants
Friendly reminder that Australia produces some of the highest quality movies, television and music in the world
We literally invented the feature film.
Kneel and beg for forgiveness
pretty sure every country has award shows for their own media
>ctrl + F
>"razzies"
>not mentioned untill 200 posts in
god, this board is filled with zoomers
ANGLO PRIDE WORLDWIDE
I want to be an Australian student
We have the AACTA Awards for movies you daft c**t, logies are our version of the emmys.
Wouldn't that be an Emmys ripoff?
We have the most soulless entertainment industry on the fricking planet. We've made like five good films in total and they all came out fifty fricking years ago. Everything is a ripoff of something from the UK or the US.
Also I fricking hate indie shit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc thats always referencing some esoteric Australian youth thing:
>remember the Surf Life Saver Club?
>remember Freddo Frogs and Paddle Pops?
>hey tradies? we call smoke breaks "smokos" and we call smokes "durries"
>remember John Howard eating fairy bread at Bunnings while watching Round the Twist and Neighbours?
dont you remember all that shit? I HATE THE FRICKING CHATS
Why is there an anon seething that culture has recognisable things?