AVATAR

Finally got around to watching Avatar 2: Aquatic Boogaloo
What did I think of it?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You thought it was kino and one of the best movies in recent years.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You thought it was kino and one of the best movies in recent years
      I have never seen Avatar, nor Avatar 2, yet i am 100% convinced that you and your opinion are both moronic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re stupid it’s kino. It’s just like a decent, good, watchable movie like Jurassic Park or Back to the Future or something .

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You’re stupid it’s kino. It’s just like a decent, good, watchable movie like Jurassic Park or Back to the Future or something
          There is no way its fun like Back to the future orJurassic park - Samn Neill, Goldblum, M fox, C floyd, C glover already piss on avatars cast from mile high by talent power alone.
          And i am sorry but these blue "naturehomosexuals" seem like a shitty "communism/enviromentalism good"message delivery systems. Trailers are just so cringe.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok idk what to tell you. Do you guys have like a sea of shit to watch? I’m starving for shit to watch. And you sound like some lefty israelite. Since when do commies care about the environment? Yeah, manufacturing covid needles and dilators and dildos and planned obsolescence iPhones are great for the environment! If anything Avatar is just anti-judaism.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >durrr I don't watch thing but I make sure to go into every thread and spout my idiotic opinion that thing is bad because I say so

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it but it's a little torturous, a lot of bad stuff happens. My favorite scenes are the swimming ones.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movies are so weird due to that right? The sequels seem like they're all going to have equal parts wonder and misery. Will more main characters need to die in each movie?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing that clawed his face scraped his fricking bone away?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Day One.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't know why some people have such a problem with Quaritch being brought back. He's so kino.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if Lyle and Quaritch are going to have to fight each other in the next movie?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do they? He’s the best character.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It felt contrived that they brought him back. Even though he was a good character.
          And then there's the squad of nobodies who didn't even have names.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it didn't? It felt completely within the realm of their technology and capabilities. Then it gives motivation for him to want to attack Jake as well as have an internal struggle to break away from the RDA. The squad all have names.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You haven't watched it if you didn't experience it in a 3D cinema.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it in IMAX from the middle seats and it looked so real I almost tried to reach out and hug Kiri. 4D was cool too.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason after watching this movie I really really wanted to frick a black woman. This is not shitpost I am being truthful.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the water people and stuff, but the overall plot was a little stupid.
    They bring back the old commander again.
    Sully immediately abandons his insurgency resistance operation.
    But they're still focused on hunting him down even though he's not relevant anymore.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They bring back the old commander again.
      That was based though. The Recoms were neat and in the spirit of 'Avatar'. And he is relevant because he's caused them a lot of serious problems, deaths, and wasted resources. He's the primary leader that's able to rally the Na'vi into an effective fighting force and he can come back at any point or just attack their marine operations like he eventually did. It would have been a big morale hit too if Quaritch had gotten him. The General was only giving him limited time and resources to do it anyway.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its fricking trash
    >lets get away from our people and hide with these people so we dont get our people into war
    >gets the new people into war instead
    >half way through the battle the entire tribe disappear.
    Its a moronic movie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >half way through the battle the entire tribe disappear.
      I noticed this too. It's like they all went home after the boats got disabled.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It mentions frick all about it in the movie too, its not like the leader was like "we have to retreat" they just disappear....its moronic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They tribe only joined to get the leaders daughter. Sully's kids went back like idiots.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a weird reaction to it. I really enjoyed it, thought it was very good, but I don't really have the urge to watch it again.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cameron was wise to bring back the first movies villain, he hard carried 2

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't help but think the entire thing looked like a video game cutscene with its high frame rate

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      so what? Games rule and are becoming more kino than most movies. Certainly having better graphics than the trash movies coming out lately.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whole load of nothing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I should send you back to the people. In a bodybag.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino and Cameron is king, but it could have used some editing. It was really long and still didn't get to everything you want to see and there wasn't enough time to develop each child's character.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first half hour and last half hour are great, substantially better than anything in the first movie. Everything in between is boring as shit, Jimbo could've cut at least an hour from the movie and it wouldn't have affected the story.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite autistic detail of this movie is how Cameron actually got the same minor grunts from the first movie back for the Recoms, rather than just making new random military Navi characters

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolute kino

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the blue dicky pls

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    masterpiece

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would take a fricking shit if that thing lurched out of the water and started sprinting at me.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A terrible sequel to a really good movie
    There's a lot of moronic shit in the movie but the worst of all is that sully still act like a marine when the whole point of the first movie was him becoming a na'vi

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a dumb takeaway. Maybe 1 was better but 2 is still god level kino.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Indian people love Avatar so much?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they? I thought they love marvel. India contributes too much to pollution to pretend to care about Avatar. Same reason why trannies hate it. Trannies need the fires of industry churning and burning and poisoning the environment so they can get their makeup and hormones and dildos etc. Since when does India care about the environment?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember looking up why were they hunting the whale because that scene dragged on for like 10 minutes and I thought I must've missed a line of dialogue or something. Turns out they tell you after they catch it. I dunno maybe if I knew what the whole point was I might've cared.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also the whale has some kind of immortality juice in it's brain? Who cares? They've already master the art of downloading your consciousness into a new body they already have immortality. The whole scene was just a boo hoo look at how awful whaling is. Well shit, I agree. Maybe you should go harass the japs about it then instead of hammering it over my fair hair. Ain't my fault.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >downloading your consciousness into a new body
        No, they didn't. You're dumb if that's what you got out of the movie.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't the Japanese whaler metaphor be closer to the Navi than the colonists? The Japanese don't hunt whales because of some precious resource in them. They do it out of tribal habit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just imprinted an avatar with the memories of the commander guy.
        It's a copy. Not a download.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue. Should have been paying attention.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Whale juice was disappointing, but it seems they needed some way to make the humans appear more evil, make the audience dislike the RDA more, and decrease the moronic jokes about Unobtanium people still think are so clever a decade later.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unobwhalium

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL
    BLUE HOUTHI
    VICTORY

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how schizo avatar haters are...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, you're the guys who spam threads about how you want to frick blue cat ladies. I just shitpost, bro.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Heroes are training their children to bear the torch of their battle
    >Main villain is the reincarnated clone of the previous villain
    >Dead character lives trought the daughter and son
    >Plot recycled but in a different place
    How is that movies are becoming more similiar to capeshit in a bad way?
    Back then we wanted movies to don't do the mistakes of the comics. Instead capitalism synergy-zes everything to the same template of sequels

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miles betraying his friends to teach the Recs how to pilot dragons was a metaphor for his white side getting in touch with his white parents right?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't teach them how. He goaded them into taming them the hard way instead of just tranq-ing them.
      With some luck he might have gotten a few of them killed in the attempt.
      It was the best possible move he could make in the circumstances.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So was a metaphor for bullying to build character?

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