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The mouse always wins, baybee
I don't think he'll live that long
Avatar 3 is obviously where Quaritch decides the pure warrior culture of the Na'vi is more suited to him than corporate suits that he hates anyway.
He joins some na'vi tribe, possibly challenging for leadership, then leads them as one faction along side Jake's sea tribe against the general we saw about 5 seconds of who's clearly the uncaring bureaucratic military commander who'll order the genocide of the Na'vi in Avatar 3 or later.
that would be gay and very indicative that cameron is still big mad over computer nerds making up quaritch quotes about humans being cool 15 years ago
>that would be gay
I think it's kind of a natural progression. The dude clearly lives for war, he clearly hates the execs as much as the scientists, he just happens to be on their side more.
Now he's a recombinant, what's Earth got to offer him?
He liked Pandora before he was able to breath its air.
1: Earth
2: Water
3: Wind
4: Fire
5: Blood
6: Energy
7: Spirit
8: Poop
Probably the best, funniest post in the history of Cinemaphile, bravo sir!
3 is gonna be fire
>3 is gonna be fire
fr fr no cap. lit.
The fifth one will be ether. But other than that, you're right.
Who in the frick is an Avatarbro?
Seriously, who actually enjoys this shit?
I love Aliens and Terminator/T2 but I genuinely don't get how this is a franchise
This. I have never met someone I'd call an Avatar fan. I know tons of people who enjoyed the movies. But nobody collects Avatar merchandise, wears Avatar clothes and accessories, or discusses Avatar worldbuilding. Not once in my life have I heard the phrase "This reminds me of that thing in Avatar where..." and I see people bring up Star Wars and LotR out of the blue every day.
I collect it all. I don't sleep more than 4 hours a night you sick frick. Why are you so pretty
you missed out on the totally real and organic avatar general threads that were posted for like 4 months after the last movie came out
why is he dedicating the rest of his life to the blue people
why are you dedicating the rest of your life to the israelite people?
what does that even mean
Your concession was accepted
>mocked for years because of the massive delays
>avatar 2 turns out to be one of the biggest movies ever made
kino redemption arc
avaCHADs gonna be eating good for years
>chuds say no cultural relevance
>DAILY avatar threads since release
always been eating good fren
I guarantee it's one or two autists starting those threads every single time.
Nobody would dedicate years a decade or their life to doing that, why are avatarhaters like this? Everything you say to them is this wild justification, they cannot face the fact that Avatar is the highest grossing film of all time and has a fambase
Yes they absolutely would dedicate years to that.
Or you can accept that the highest grossing film of all time that has lego sets and everything gets daily threads
I can accept that it appeals to hairy dads who wanted to see cool graphics in a theater once, and that every other ticket was sold to children and their parents who wanted to see the epic blue people movie.
Regular people don't actually enjoy it as a good movie.
patently false and you revealed your bias within the first 7 words. amazing
Nah ur movie is just gay
Just like Star Wars sequels!
the vaxxx has claimed another victim, rip cameron
Alita 2 when?
The instant Cameron retires, Disney will hand over Avatar to woke DEI writers and female directors who will destroy it.
And nothing of value will be lost
>greatest cultural achievement in cinema history
>biggest audience of any franchise ever
>nothing of value
This series will be remembered for centuries. It will be the Illiad, the Aeneid, the Dante's Inferno of American cinema.
People who call it some epic cultural moment just for having a big box office are legit double digit IQ.
The only cultural relevance it had other than people memeing about the inflated box office numbers was starting the short-lived 3D fad infesting every single new release.
>3D
Okay grandpa. Avatar 2 released in 4D with rumble seats. Touch grass.
Did it have a propulsing dildo up your ass for the sex scene gaylord?
If Avatar 3 does I know you'll be there on opening day.
Not a single gay in the Avatar series so far, btw.
They're all trans beastiality instead sweet
>fricking hominids
>beastiality
I got some bad news about your ancestors, anon.
>ermm, its okay because of this weak ancestral link from millions of years ago CHUD!
you will get the rope smurflover
is the wet fart from shrek 4d?
I watched it when I was 10 and didn't opt to pay for moronic 4D rumble seat shit.
I still thought it was awful and I was 10. If it failed to appeal even to me when it's obviously meant to be kidslop, then it sucked.
Oh wait, just realized you said Avatar 2.
Yeah, I didn't watch that generic schlock movie because I remember the first one sucking so bad.
>this guy was 10 years old in 2022
Read the second reply I didn't realize he was talking about Avashart 2, which I did not see.
Good thing no one else has the grindset necessary to actually make an Avatar movie apart from Cameron
>Toruk Makto male grindset music starts playing
Man has made films all his life for dosh. Let him have his passion project fantasy world his child-mind dreamt up as he enjoys the lategame of life, he deserves it. Id probably do the same tbf. Wouldn't give 2 shits if some people rag on my mind world of molewomen giantesses - I'm still fleshing out the lore, dont ask for more
Avatar 3 soundtrack leaked:
10468 days until Avatar 7
There should be individual stickies for each upcoming Avatar sequel with a countdown.
keep us posted king
Avatar is just capeshit.
He wants to keep sprinkling diamond on his food when he's 90 I guess
I'm an Avatarchad, but even I know he's not going to live long enough to make seven of these things.
Ok, but make them all 90 mins long from now on. New audiences won't bother to catch up if every movie is fricking 4 hours long.