Nope I'll just re read Avengers/ new Avengers leading into time runs out and secret wars.. then I'll I'll watch re watch Rob explains tell me the story again all comfy on my couch
>Secret Wars
Hoping we'll get God-Emperor Doom for this.
Maybe the beginnings of that very specific character but this will be Secret Wars 84. The 2015 Secret Wars will be the next phase after this in phase 7.
realistically how long can they keep pumping out marvel movies before people get tired
I don't want my grandchildren end up watching Avenger 74: LGBT Chronicles
Disney is the propaganda wing for the government, they will never stop making marvel movies. Disney will just keep buying studios until eventually the only films that don't touch their grip are low quality indie films, and that's a stretch considering how constrained distribution is for indie artists.
People will watch every crap called Avengers. Stop pretending Solo movies were successfully, Only Spider-Man and X-Men were it, both weren't part of MShitU
Depends on which version. The 1984 version was just a cheap way of selling toys. The 2015 one is actually more emotional and serves as more of a Doctor Doom/FF story.
However this is Disney, so I would expect it to be more like the 1984 one. Expect Endgame-level cameos of other multiversal variants.
No MM was a multiverse-killing bomb set by (insert generic higher being enemy here). At first Doom ran around killing the variant MM's to buy time, but then had a big brain moment and instead gathered them all up into a big container and threw it at the (higher being enemies) so they got rekt by their own weapon.
Then he took all their god power and used it to hold together what was left of the universe.
Secret Wars 1984: A bunch of heroes and villains are teleported to a makeshift planet assembled by a powerful being known as The Beyonder. Dr. Doom ends up stealing the power of the Beyonder and becomes overwhelmingly powerful until the Beyonder tricks him and steals it back. Dr. Doom also helps the Molecule Man realize just how overwhelmingly powerful he is. In Secret Wars 2 the Beyonder comes to earth and they recruit the Molecule man to defeat him.
Apart from the plot spider-man gets the black suit and later its revealed to be venom and all of that. So expect Spider-Man to be in it and then for his movie to be the venom arc.
>Kevin Feige says Marvel Studios has movies mapped out into 2045 >Kevin Feige says Marvel Studios has movies planned into 2045 >Kevin Feige says Marvel Studios has movies planned into 2045
>dumb Black person doesn't understand basic marketing. Is "Thanos" included in any of the Avengers films? You absolute dumbfrick, of course they know the meme and know what they're doing.
Cinemaphile thinks it comes up with anything original, when all Cinemaphileners do is imitate rapper speak. Didn't even start using "based" until a black rapper made it a meme.
The big guys such and Hemsworth and Cumberbatch cost so much now they represent the primary investment in a given film. Expect cameos unto perpetuity for legacy characters
They 100% will use Secret Invasion to introduce Hulkling so when they bring the "Wanda's kids" arc full circle they can prominently feature the degenerate gay relationship between Wiccan and Hulkling.
The core team will be;
>Wiccan >Speed >Hulkling >Kate Bishop >Cassie Lang >Ms. Marvel
(Depends on if they want to keep banging their heads against the wall to make this character popular) >Either Iron Heart or Iron Lad
(This depends on how well the former is received (probably not well since Miss Marvel flopped and she's in the exact same boat of being a diversity box-ticking character who has NEVER had a successful comic). If she flops then they will probably have Iron Lad arrive + stick around in the run-up to Kang Dynasty.)
There will also be the other teams to draw on; >Thunderbolts >Fantastic 4 >Eternals
Characters on the table but may not be in the films; >Strange >Thor >Vision >Wanda
(need to put the work in to redeem her) >Captain Marvel >Hulk >She-Hulk >Daredevil >Blade >Black Knight
You really think the MCU won't bring them back for cameos in their biggest film? Lmao. This is a multiverse phase, they can bring back anyone whenever they want.
AYO HOL UP.....SO U...U BE SAYUN...WE....WE WUZ....WUZ SUM FINNA....AYO HOL UP HOL UP......LEMME GET DIS STRAIT....WE WUZ...SUM FINNA...SUM FINNA KANGZ N SHIEEEETTTTTTTTT?????
>Iron Man becomes black teen >Captain America is black now >Kang is black now >Call the movie the Kang Dynasty
Twitter should be lighting a fire under Disney's ass
I suppose you are entitled to your opinion, but as someone who doesnt much care for the race war bullshit either, i disagree, i think the kangs thing is pretty funny. Maybe it is a miss for 90% of people, but most people are boring old biddies, who legit think that saying the word Black person is like saying voldemort in the harry potter universe, aka unthinkable. Words are sòoooo scary...why are we giving any word so much power?
>i'd be stoked to see Mads as Doom
This is the most lukewarm, tepid take in capeshit. Mads' entire ability to act is in his face. He mumbles and mutters every line and you want to put a mask on him?
He's also in Ant Man Quantomania where they will probably set him up for a broader audience
did the average joe know who ultron was? who fricking cares?
>The average joe who didn't watch Loki will have no idea who the frick Kang is
Probably, but that's the problem with having to watch billions of movies to understand one.
I’m honestly scared what will happen when the MCU normies move in to something else. It’s functioned as the containment center for them for a decade, what happens when their absent minded and gluttonous hunger gets unleashed upon the world that has grown around it?
Who is Kang comicgays?
Is his story any good?
I've heard a lot of good things about Secret Wars, so we can look forward to that.
So it seems Kang will be introduced in Antman 3 and then carry over to the Avengers.
I still wonder who the BBEG of the saga will become.
He is pretty boring. >Time traveling dictator
that is his character most of the time. He also constantly gets pushed to the side to boost Thanos/DOOM/anyone else
He is pretty boring. >Time traveling dictator
that is his character most of the time. He also constantly gets pushed to the side to boost Thanos/DOOM/anyone else
Kang's Kino. The problem is that MCU Kang is the biggest ape looking Black person in the world.
even the normie funko pop collection gays just seem tired and exhausted with the MCU.
feige is trying to rally the fanboys with the secret wars reveal but it really just feels like the wave already crested back in Endgame, who knows how many more people will have tuned out by the time the next Avengers flicks hit.
i honestly hope this sense of malaise with the MCU is signalling that the IP-only era of big Hollywood filmmaking is ending. maybe we'll get a 70s style auteur revival.
the only avengers who died are iron man (replaced by black teen girl), captain america (replaced by black man), black widow (replaced by florence pugh), and black panther (replaced by ??, presumably black)
>ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA >The World’s Greatest Grandma (that’s Scott Lang) and the rest of the Ant-senpai meets their greatest foe yet: Kang
This is exactly the shit that killed comics in the first place. You gotta check out some awful spin-off with starring some minor character you don't give a shit about in order to have any fricking idea what's happening in the main plot.
The worst decision was having a solid martial arts (supplemented with some CGI powers) flick and then it ends with a big idiotic greenscreen battle that anyone could have done instead of an actual hand-to-hand fight.
It was actually the best movie of phase 4 besides NWH. Awkwafina was terrible though and I have no idea who in the frick thought hiring her was a good idea for the "love interest".
They'll inevitably do cooler shit, apparently secret wars is supposed to be really cool. Usually I'd read the comic or some shit in anticipation like I did with endgame but I don't even care enough anymore. Not gonna bother with every marvel film but I'll go see that.
wtf is that real?
Yeah, they even cast a black dude as Kang.
>Yeah, they even cast a black dude as Kang.
>SHUT IT DOWN
ahahahaha do the frickwads realize they are creating a dictionary of kino in there?
>"The Goyim Know/Shut It Down"
I love that these gays take everything we do so seriously holy shit
Literally who? What? What?
please make it stop, MAKE IT STOP
AAAAAAAAA
It's real.
bro why
like...
kang is the WEAKEST villain.. shoulda had like doctor doom. he's op
Kang is dying forever in dynasty and then Doom is the main villain of
Doom will probably be the big bad of Secret Wars like in the comics.
Doom is a Fantastic Four villain.
Kang is an actual Avengers villain
Nope I'll just re read Avengers/ new Avengers leading into time runs out and secret wars.. then I'll I'll watch re watch Rob explains tell me the story again all comfy on my couch
I love Rob bros
based
>Kang Dynasty
Lame, especially after seeing the actor they hired.
>Secret Wars
Finally some good food. Hoping we'll get God-Emperor Doom for this.
>being excited for a character to be added to the MCU
You haven't learned a thing
>Secret Wars
Hoping we'll get God-Emperor Doom for this.
Maybe the beginnings of that very specific character but this will be Secret Wars 84. The 2015 Secret Wars will be the next phase after this in phase 7.
the guy they cast for kang is the reason why im excited for kang dynasty. why? because he was amazing in loki
Did they say who would be directing?
WE
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
AND IF YOU THINK WE KANG
WE'LL FINNA A WAY
"We'll fixing to a way?" What?
Sorry, i'm not well versed in ebonics, let's try it again from the top
WE
>let's try it again from the top
It was better without you. You seriously fricked it up.
sorry
WON
ZULUL
WUZ
IZ
IT IS ALL OVER HAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHA
>it’s real
WE
A NAKED BLACK MAN ON SCREEN
SO YOU BE SAYIN
I stopped watching capeshit after the second Avengers flick but I will watch this one. They finally got me back.
Is that what they're calling Black Panther now?
>Kang Dynasty
meme magic keeps the world spinning
Marvelbros, i dont like you but if you wanna vent and chat, I'll be here
3 years from now, great
SAY MY NAME
WE
>zulul drums for black panther
it's so bad.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LIFE IMITATES ART
wait till zoomers find out iron man is a black woman with an afro now and captain america is also black.
What's the problem, you do know Black Panther outgrossed ALL of their movies, right?
Not even top 5, gay:
https://www.businessinsider.com/marvel-movies-ranked-how-much-money-at-global-box-office-2021-11
man, Black folk really cant into math huh
Zoomers worship blacks like a religion, those movies are going to be fine.
realistically how long can they keep pumping out marvel movies before people get tired
I don't want my grandchildren end up watching Avenger 74: LGBT Chronicles
People are already tired. That majority that left after Endgame isn’t coming back.
Disney is the propaganda wing for the government, they will never stop making marvel movies. Disney will just keep buying studios until eventually the only films that don't touch their grip are low quality indie films, and that's a stretch considering how constrained distribution is for indie artists.
i thought the numbers on loki and wandavision were pretty good though?
People will watch every crap called Avengers. Stop pretending Solo movies were successfully, Only Spider-Man and X-Men were it, both weren't part of MShitU
Can I get a quick rundown on secret wars?
Depends on which version. The 1984 version was just a cheap way of selling toys. The 2015 one is actually more emotional and serves as more of a Doctor Doom/FF story.
However this is Disney, so I would expect it to be more like the 1984 one. Expect Endgame-level cameos of other multiversal variants.
>The 1984 version was just a cheap way of selling toys
But the actual SW comic was better than the 2015 one.
>Can I get a quick rundown on secret wars?
There is a big battle between all the heroes and villains from across the multiverse and Doctor Doom steals the Beyonder’s powers to become God.
>Doom kills everyone
>magically undo this in the next movie
HA HA marvel so clever
Doom, Strange, and Molecule Man save existence during a collapsing multiverse.
Doom is God-king, Molecule Man is lil b***h in the basement holding it all together. Strange stepped out of line.
Wasn't it Doom's fault to begin with? He went around killing molecule man's that set the whole thing off didn't he?
No MM was a multiverse-killing bomb set by (insert generic higher being enemy here). At first Doom ran around killing the variant MM's to buy time, but then had a big brain moment and instead gathered them all up into a big container and threw it at the (higher being enemies) so they got rekt by their own weapon.
Then he took all their god power and used it to hold together what was left of the universe.
Secret Wars 1984: A bunch of heroes and villains are teleported to a makeshift planet assembled by a powerful being known as The Beyonder. Dr. Doom ends up stealing the power of the Beyonder and becomes overwhelmingly powerful until the Beyonder tricks him and steals it back. Dr. Doom also helps the Molecule Man realize just how overwhelmingly powerful he is. In Secret Wars 2 the Beyonder comes to earth and they recruit the Molecule man to defeat him.
They’re gonna turn everybody black and gay so don’t even bother.
Apart from the plot spider-man gets the black suit and later its revealed to be venom and all of that. So expect Spider-Man to be in it and then for his movie to be the venom arc.
WE
WANT
THE
Cinemaphile
AUDIENCE
HOL UP
Avengers 5: DA WEWUZ
>I'm gonna be 35 years old for the next Avengers movie
I wonder if I'll have a kid by then. Or by Avengers Secret Wars.
You have to <spoiler>HAVE SEX</spoiler> to have children, incel.
Jesus that is the most depressing thing I’ve ever heard
So will I
>Kevin Feige says Marvel Studios has movies mapped out into 2045
>Kevin Feige says Marvel Studios has movies planned into 2045
>Kevin Feige says Marvel Studios has movies planned into 2045
morons will watch literal shit with a marvel tag on it, why not
If they're mapped out then why in the multiverse did they do time travel and THEN introduce Kang???
>it's real
what fricking reality are we in? We're officially beyond clown world now
Kang has been a major Marvel character since the 80s, Cinemaphile has rotten your brain
except kang wasn't black until after the Cinemaphile meme
>major
homie was barely in anything frick off with your major bull shit
>since the 80s
Since Avengers comics started, pretty much. In the '60s.
>dumb Black person doesn't understand basic marketing. Is "Thanos" included in any of the Avengers films? You absolute dumbfrick, of course they know the meme and know what they're doing.
I know what a Batman and a Spider man is and nothing else
I guarantee to you that more people know the WE WUZ meme more than this obscure character
Kang is an actual marvel character you bellend
>hurr durr meme magic lolz1111!1!11
You gays are as cringeworthy as those morons from reddit
Dude's been around since 1963, we didn't invent that word.
Cinemaphile thinks it comes up with anything original, when all Cinemaphileners do is imitate rapper speak. Didn't even start using "based" until a black rapper made it a meme.
Yeah, like any time they say something was "ahead of its time." Zoomers are tumors.
WE WUZ KANG
Normies already love Kang, they were going crazy over his acting in Loki. Chuds have lost again.
yeah normies will love a black afro chick replacing tony stark im sure
They cast a black guy, named Kang, as the villain.
kang was in loki?
he was in the last episode. spoiler: The female loki stabs him and sets the chain of events that will come next
>they were going crazy over his acting in Loki
What acting? Acting like a dumb but smart le quirky black joker science god man?
Holy mother of frick it’s real we are reaching clown world levels never seen before bros get ready for kang floyd to save the world
>The REAL endgame is just some normal ass Black person
Kind of fricking unbelievable that they looked at that and thought nothing of it
>WHAAAAAT? WHY DIDN'T THEY THINK OF OUR HECKIN 2010s Cinemaphile RACISM SLANG WHEN INTRODUCING A CHARACTER FROM THE 60s?
meanwhile
>NOOOO IS THAT A HECKIN PROBLEMATIC NONDIVERSE CHARACTER FROM THE 60S/70S/80S/90S/2000S?
>2 Avengers movies in 2025
the absolute madmen
Who the frick is the Avengers? Aren't they all dead?
Its in 2025. Until then we have like 10 more movies, They will set some shit up.
Captain Black person
Hawkeye
Hulk
Ant Man
Wakanda Forever is setting up black girl Iron Man, too.
Currently set up:
America Chavez
Kate Bishop
Lil Marvel
Valkyrie
Coming soon:
Iron Heart
She-Hulk
Shuri Panther
The big guys such and Hemsworth and Cumberbatch cost so much now they represent the primary investment in a given film. Expect cameos unto perpetuity for legacy characters
YASSS A BUNCH OF QUEENS, CANT WAIT TO PAY TO SEE THEIR MOVIES THREE TIMES EACH, JUST TO SHOW MY SUPPORT
>Valkyrie
Nobody likes her.
They 100% will use Secret Invasion to introduce Hulkling so when they bring the "Wanda's kids" arc full circle they can prominently feature the degenerate gay relationship between Wiccan and Hulkling.
The core team will be;
>Wiccan
>Speed
>Hulkling
>Kate Bishop
>Cassie Lang
>Ms. Marvel
(Depends on if they want to keep banging their heads against the wall to make this character popular)
>Either Iron Heart or Iron Lad
(This depends on how well the former is received (probably not well since Miss Marvel flopped and she's in the exact same boat of being a diversity box-ticking character who has NEVER had a successful comic). If she flops then they will probably have Iron Lad arrive + stick around in the run-up to Kang Dynasty.)
There will also be the other teams to draw on;
>Thunderbolts
>Fantastic 4
>Eternals
Characters on the table but may not be in the films;
>Strange
>Thor
>Vision
>Wanda
(need to put the work in to redeem her)
>Captain Marvel
>Hulk
>She-Hulk
>Daredevil
>Blade
>Black Knight
Forgot Shuri Panther & the Wakanda lot who will probably get some of the spotlight
ALSO forgot Sam Wilson Cap + Bucky AND Patriot who was teased in F&TWS
You really think the MCU won't bring them back for cameos in their biggest film? Lmao. This is a multiverse phase, they can bring back anyone whenever they want.
This.
>”But it was like before endgame guise!”
New art for Kang just dropped
SAY HIS NAME
n
They should have cast LTG
I'd love to see him tear apart the Avengers like Loki on steroids. Not using smooth talking and trickery, but just through pure trash talk.
Black galactus?
blacktus
Balacktus
Black person
The one time I'm actually happy about a character race change, this is too fricking funny
So is antman gonna go up his butthole and do the needful
Reminder, Kang aka Nathaniel Richards is a descendant of "Reed Richards" and Sue.
Lol, LMAO.
Powerful
fricking fentalyn
AYO HOL UP.....SO U...U BE SAYUN...WE....WE WUZ....WUZ SUM FINNA....AYO HOL UP HOL UP......LEMME GET DIS STRAIT....WE WUZ...SUM FINNA...SUM FINNA KANGZ N SHIEEEETTTTTTTTT?????
AVENDJUZ
LINK UP
I just knew you guys would totally have a ball at this...wasn't disappointed at all.
>Iron Man becomes black teen
>Captain America is black now
>Kang is black now
>Call the movie the Kang Dynasty
Twitter should be lighting a fire under Disney's ass
They seriously put KANG in a movie title? Seriously?
SO YOU BE SAYIN… WE WUZ KANGZ?
Here's concept art
They do know that Kang's face was a mask right?
So how strong is this Kang homie?
He is like Frieza and Doom is like Cell
who'd be majin-boo?
Kang from another multiverse
Knull in the Sony universe crossover event
Knull is fanfic like dragon ball super
Ordinarily that'd be Thanos but Marvel did him first.
Kang is as strong as the old Kangz of Egypt.
>Detroit in 2023
Multiversal time lord tier, will be interesting to see how much Disney dilutes the story to make it palatable.
This is so trash. Jesus Christ! This looks like a 5th grader’s first attempt at photoshop. Look at ant-man on his shoulder.
Who's in purple?
waluigi
Michael Douglas (his character is revealed as trans in the movie)
Lean
Where da kang footage?
Based Disney ensuring hilarity for millions of threads in the future.
I thought Kang was going to be the Thanos of this set.
>Cast a black dude as Kang so they can set up a We Wuz Kangz joke
How the frick did thry get away with this???
Hold up… so you be saying we was kings and shit?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The joke just isnt as good since Kang has existed since we'll before the meme.
Shut the frick up homie
The still put KANG in the title which could have easily been avoided.
Literally only this board sees the meme. Just isnt funny, its too much of a reach and it happened in the wrong order
Shut up Jamal
I care nothing for your race war, i only care if something is actually funny or not. This meme is a miss.
I suppose you are entitled to your opinion, but as someone who doesnt much care for the race war bullshit either, i disagree, i think the kangs thing is pretty funny. Maybe it is a miss for 90% of people, but most people are boring old biddies, who legit think that saying the word Black person is like saying voldemort in the harry potter universe, aka unthinkable. Words are sòoooo scary...why are we giving any word so much power?
He was never black until after Cinemaphile
They cast him as black after the meme
WE WAZ KANGS MY NIGGGGGGAAAAA
who will they cast as doom?
Idris Elba
Doesn't matter if they keep him masked all the time. Can be Nutombo Mkakki for all I care.
ik he was already wasted in dr strange but i'd be stoked to see Mads as Doom
>i'd be stoked to see Mads as Doom
This is the most lukewarm, tepid take in capeshit. Mads' entire ability to act is in his face. He mumbles and mutters every line and you want to put a mask on him?
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER TARIQ NASHEED
Soooo... Disney knows what its doing right? I mean Kang isn't an obscure meme.
Why didn't they call it Avengers: Conquest? The average joe who didn't watch Loki will have no idea who the frick Kang is
He's also in Ant Man Quantomania where they will probably set him up for a broader audience
did the average joe know who ultron was? who fricking cares?
>The average joe who didn't watch Loki will have no idea who the frick Kang is
Probably, but that's the problem with having to watch billions of movies to understand one.
Wait so who are the new Avengers?
kangs
Tom
Falcon
Capt Marvel
Thor's non daughter
She Hulk
NO FRICKING WAY AAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>post-Endgame leftovers include Doctor Strange, Hulk, Namor, Valkyrie
>not making a real Defenders movie
meme magic strikes again
I just wish Tom Cruise would play the Beyonder
>kang dynasty
They're going to pander to fricking china aren't they????
AYO HOL' UP YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG WHITE BOI. DIS ONES FOR DA REAL KANGZ
Isn't Kang usually in Egypt?
That would be the Chang Dynasty. Though, they already pandered to china with that chinese superhero.
Anon they don't even release their films in China anymore
big collective shrug from most people i'm seeing regarding phase 4, 5, 6 and whatever the frick else the MCU has to offer beside Black Panther 2.
really feels like "IP era" is ending. hopefully we get a 70s filmmaking revival as a response to all this
I’m honestly scared what will happen when the MCU normies move in to something else. It’s functioned as the containment center for them for a decade, what happens when their absent minded and gluttonous hunger gets unleashed upon the world that has grown around it?
that's a huge point
Who is Kang comicgays?
Is his story any good?
I've heard a lot of good things about Secret Wars, so we can look forward to that.
So it seems Kang will be introduced in Antman 3 and then carry over to the Avengers.
I still wonder who the BBEG of the saga will become.
Go to Cinemaphile and find out
He is pretty boring.
>Time traveling dictator
that is his character most of the time. He also constantly gets pushed to the side to boost Thanos/DOOM/anyone else
Kang's Kino. The problem is that MCU Kang is the biggest ape looking Black person in the world.
>the problem is that i don't like the actor's face
I just find it hilarious, homies face look like an easter island statue
He is a shitty Cosmic Doom. He is a b***h.
even the normie funko pop collection gays just seem tired and exhausted with the MCU.
feige is trying to rally the fanboys with the secret wars reveal but it really just feels like the wave already crested back in Endgame, who knows how many more people will have tuned out by the time the next Avengers flicks hit.
i honestly hope this sense of malaise with the MCU is signalling that the IP-only era of big Hollywood filmmaking is ending. maybe we'll get a 70s style auteur revival.
We kang't stop winning
Two Avengers movies in the same year. They’re desperate
>George Floyd is Kang
My dad would be having such a dull retirement if not for these flicks. I can only be grateful.
Your dads a fricking loser
How?
>this will help them beat Avatar
Avatar hasn't made like 20 billion dollars in 13 years
But anon, it was exactly like every other movie ever and it had blue cat people! And and and and
yet its still the highest grossing movie ever made and it makes you MCU shills seethe.
I hate marvel capeshit too but thanks for playing
They’re both owned by Disney. What are they gonna accomplish, beating themselves?
the only avengers who died are iron man (replaced by black teen girl), captain america (replaced by black man), black widow (replaced by florence pugh), and black panther (replaced by ??, presumably black)
>presumably black
Of course not, obviously new Black Panther is going to be played by Ryan Gosling
>ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA
>The World’s Greatest Grandma (that’s Scott Lang) and the rest of the Ant-senpai meets their greatest foe yet: Kang
This is exactly the shit that killed comics in the first place. You gotta check out some awful spin-off with starring some minor character you don't give a shit about in order to have any fricking idea what's happening in the main plot.
ScarletCHADS…our redemption arc is coming!
More like Scarlet b***h
No thanks, she's hotter when she's evil
SHEEEEIT
we wuz
My fricking sides
You really cannot make this shit up
I'm so tired
Please let capeshit die you fricking redditors
I’ll be 30 when it comes out bros. Frick this shit I’m a boomer
ill be 31. it is well and truly over for the both of us
white people BTFO
WE
but who are the new avengers?
all the new characters they put in their shitty disneed shows like moon knight and ms marvel
Moonknight, ms marvel, she hulk, strange, nu hawkeye, shang chi, captn marvel, captian 'falcon' america,ant man
+ ironheart
at any rate, it could be an era of fapkino
who is the defacto leader now? Captain Marvel? No way it is going to be capt. amer. the new actor doesn't have the charisma
strange marvel and hulk
probably new panther too
god damn that's trash
hopefully it kills the mcu
SUIT LEAK GET THE FRICK IN HERE
Hot brown rang!
Domestic Abuse Ant-Man when??
Why are there so few crossovers this time? This run has 2 Avengers films at the end. Last time has 4 Avengers movies and Civil War.
Really looking forward to Wakanda Forever and the Kang Dynasty
>blade moved to phase 5
>no one cares about shang-chi
>eternals fricking bombed
>jane foster thor fricking dies
yay diversity! the new super power of introducing new characters that never show up again.
shang-chi is kino, /misc/tard
It was pretty cool, I really wish they did not hire female asian, chain smoking Chris Tucker though.
The worst decision was having a solid martial arts (supplemented with some CGI powers) flick and then it ends with a big idiotic greenscreen battle that anyone could have done instead of an actual hand-to-hand fight.
It was actually the best movie of phase 4 besides NWH. Awkwafina was terrible though and I have no idea who in the frick thought hiring her was a good idea for the "love interest".
Shang-Chino
>new movie stars like Angelina Jolie
history really started in 2007 for osme people huh
I’m so fricking tired of Marvel movies, make it stop
>the eternal burger
This guy's chin is almost as big as the rest of his face
It's over.
Literally this.
I havnt seen any of the nu shows or movies after endgame. It was the perfect conclusion.
Spider-man was better than endgame
They'll inevitably do cooler shit, apparently secret wars is supposed to be really cool. Usually I'd read the comic or some shit in anticipation like I did with endgame but I don't even care enough anymore. Not gonna bother with every marvel film but I'll go see that.
I should've quit after Infinity War, because Endgame was absolute trash.
>tfw starting to get up there in age and I may not see these movies
You've got to be fricking kidding me
That is a really fricking terrible name.
>Avengers
what avengers? more than half of them are dead.
PLEASE TELL ME THEY ALL KLAPPED
they are ridiculing them and they don't even see it
My favorite version of this is unironically having a fried chicken franchise called "Bojangles"
must be an edomite thing, always wanting to ridicule others
Meme magic, or are israelites just this based?
this some Tulpa /x/ willing things into existence shit. Maybe the law of attraction is real?
I'm going to watch this because CHADDICK BOSSMAN was based and there's nothing Cinemaphile can do about it.
It's real?
>*checks youtube for videos*
>none have WE WUZ commented repeatedly
I'm not angry, Cinemaphile, just disappointed
>here's your supergenius time travelling space Alexander bro!
mup da doo didda
Ogabooga where da ultmate dindu nuffier at?
why does guy look like George Floyd
"Hulk, get off mah neck, ah can't BREAVE"
When you're so woke you loop right around and become racist.
Is this an Aztec pyramid?
The Atlanteans are now Aztec, as is Namor.
No it black peoples pyramid
>Disney puppeteering a dead man's account to shill
Sometimes you've just got to respect the irreverence of the tribe when it comes to making money.
dude's dead and he's still postin damn Twitter is addictive
>already 2 billi movies
DCucks are scared
I feel nothing.
WE WUZ AVENGERS ND SHIEYYT
Keep shilling for them moronic phonegay, there is no such thing a bad advertisement