Actually now that I think about it this makes sense.
You put a relatively young gay couple in your commercial for AIDS pills so your old homosexuals watching this don't feel bad about being old and having AIDS and feel more hopeful and put them in a better mindset to buy your product.
Rockstar is based in the UK and in all fairness, these games are supposed to be a satirical reflection on reality. Do you genuinely believe there aren't half naked sheboons tweaking on cars in Miami? Or anywhere else in urban America?
Only rockstar north is based in the uk, one of the 9 subsidiaries. Rockstar the company is based in New York and from what Cinemaphile says the game actually looks whiter than what Miami is lmao
>fighting game tourny
Talk about low hanging fruit. That scene is infested with autismos and shitskins so its no surpise the troon plague has spread to the black nerds.
This. Have you ever been to a Smash bros tournament? I have. You will never find a bigger collection of trogoldytes, autists, trannies, and general creature features outside of maybe a my little pony convention. They had signage up two hallways away advertising it and specifically listing deodorant as a requirement for attending. I could smell the body odor and feces before I even entered the event.
It's interesting to see this because only within the past few days I've started hearing about this from a coworker who was big into smash. The things he has told/shown me have killed more of my sides than a fat man eating mcdonalds. >Rules about hygine as you mentioned, apparently can literally disqualify contestants because it distracts the other player. >Some guy named sky williams who made a house for people to live in and play smash all day that devolved into a rape palace. >dozens of videos of people spazzing out and smashing controllers at live tournaments in front of hundreds of spectators.
It has been a fascinating rabbit hole do go down. Do you have any specific instances you can share with me? It's genuinely my favorite lolcow at the moment.
It's interesting to see this because only within the past few days I've started hearing about this from a coworker who was big into smash. The things he has told/shown me have killed more of my sides than a fat man eating mcdonalds. >Rules about hygine as you mentioned, apparently can literally disqualify contestants because it distracts the other player. >Some guy named sky williams who made a house for people to live in and play smash all day that devolved into a rape palace. >dozens of videos of people spazzing out and smashing controllers at live tournaments in front of hundreds of spectators.
It has been a fascinating rabbit hole do go down. Do you have any specific instances you can share with me? It's genuinely my favorite lolcow at the moment.
I have never played Smash outside of fricking around in it with friends so discovering a fricking zany party game about Nintendo characters beating each other up has a competitive scene and one so insanely fricked up really confused me.
It's interesting to see this because only within the past few days I've started hearing about this from a coworker who was big into smash. The things he has told/shown me have killed more of my sides than a fat man eating mcdonalds. >Rules about hygine as you mentioned, apparently can literally disqualify contestants because it distracts the other player. >Some guy named sky williams who made a house for people to live in and play smash all day that devolved into a rape palace. >dozens of videos of people spazzing out and smashing controllers at live tournaments in front of hundreds of spectators.
It has been a fascinating rabbit hole do go down. Do you have any specific instances you can share with me? It's genuinely my favorite lolcow at the moment.
>See the beginning of Carwash (1976) on TV the other day. >One of the characters is a black drag queen/transgender and makes several sexual jokes/advances within the first few minutes on screen, at the other (mostly black men) workers and they all tolerate it or find it funny.
>nerds 20 years ago >neckbeards screaming homosexual and moron while blaring metal, utter disdain for normalgays or anyone who would restrain their violent autism
>nerds now >fat, effeminate, sitting cross legged in their Rick & Morty™ flip flops, apologizing to minorities for their existence while popping titty skittles and staring at their iFrick 19
social media leading to tons of secondary morons attaching themselves to nerd shit they dont actually care about, HRT, plummeting testosterone levels and the absolute blight on humanity that is eceleb culture
I feel like I missed one but that's what I can think of off the top of my head
>I feel like I missed one but that's what I can think of off the top of my head
Fast pay delivery models encouraging industries to cater to people with poor impulse control rather than satisfy picky coonsoomers.
The fact that you take the existence of HIV, let alone that it's so widespread it needs commercials for medication, as being perfectly normal and natural says everything.
How come when confronted with the massive over representation of minorities, particularly blacks and interracial relationships, in commercials, leftists will always retort that is a result of companies trying to target the black demographic because they spend a lot of money when the reality is that they spend the least amount of money than any race, and white and Hispanic purchasing power is much more lucrative, clearly it has nothing to do with money as targeting blacks is the worst demographic to focus on, so then what is the reason?
>all those transportation costs amounting to around 15% of expenditures because Americans cannot into city development and drive an hour on the ameriroads to and from work every day
I mean you can cope and seethe about Americans all you want but at the end of the day Americans are ranked 1-3 among countries with the highest disposable income, so we’re clearly doing better than you financially than whatever shithole country you’re from.
>t. Someone who’s butthurt he’s lost years of his life driving to wage slave job day after day
Imagine getting triggered by someone laughing at your transportation costs kek also: >muh money muhfugga
I’m sure all those rich israelites in New York are really benefitting the average mutt
I commute 24 minutes a day, 3x a week so it’s not a big deal. It’s worth it to be able to live in a big house with a big yard in a white suburb. And I bring up the fact that Americans have the highest to 3rd highest disposable income in the world because the previous poster was trying to imply our transportation costs were a big deal, when clearly they’re not. Plus Europeans have other costs that we don’t on top of lower wages and that is more harmful to them than our transportation costs are too us so I don’t understand why he thinks he as any ground to stand on when it comes to finances.
>ackshually I only commute 3.4 minutes to work a day and I have a big McMansion with a 10/10 wife and 12 inch dick and seven blonde children and I make 6 gorillion a year
Yeah course you do ignacio
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And here comes the euro poor cope lmao
5 months ago
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Every mutt I’ve ever argued with about always tells me they earn 100k+ and live in a white picketed fence area away from those dangerous minorities that are all over the place, why are you such liars?
5 months ago
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Most Americans live in small towns. That said a lot of them are shitholes. There's 350,000,000 people here.
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That’s because the only Americans that live in cities are leftist or minorities, not your average Cinemaphile poster. And also no person with a shitty income and living circumstances (like you) are gonna post about it. But go on and cope if it makes you feel better about your shit country.
5 months ago
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At least my countries white and not collapsing in on itself. I couldn’t think of anything worse to be an American right now
5 months ago
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You deserve to be dropped in North Korea, Afghanistan or the West Bank, to name a few.
5 months ago
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>projecting about where he’ll be conscripted to fight in Israel’s next war with
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>I have no brain becuase da joos stole it REEEEEEEEEEEE
But he can walk 5 minutes to his paki mart to get his curry slop and cigarettes!!
Exactly and he won’t tell you what shithole he’s posting from because it’s just as bad or worse but if pressed he’ll say Switzerland because if you google “best country” it’s the only country ranked higher than the US.
Careful, facts like this tend to produce a lot of tears from uppity Eurotrannies.
For some reason not being able to own a car is something they REALLY have to cope hard with.
This ad is a masterpiece of subversion though >She's having a baby >Oh shit, the baby's black but the father's white! >Oh shit, he's happy, What a cuck! >Oh shit, here comes the father-they're a gay couple after all! >Oh shit, it's a juice commercial the whole time!
The finest storytellers in history couldn't cram that many surprises into 20 seconds.
>A typical surrogate in the United States makes from $50,000 to $60,000 paid in monthly installments. She also gets paid another $5,000 to $10,000 USD in various benefits. Surrogates with unique qualifications (such as living in California or having previous experience) often receive an additional $10,000 or more.
not worth it
I make it a point to tell every advertiser I can that I will never buy anything they sell specifically because of commercials like this. I want them to know their marketing departments and ad agencies are actually losing them money instead of earning it.
>All the comments chimping out about this
If only they knew what they were teaching in health classes in school. In high school our class once watched a video about these homosexuals talking about how they had aids and how they only had sex with other gays with aids. It was pretty funny because our health teacher looked visibly disgusted. And this happened almost 10 years ago so I can’t imagine what they’re showing to kids now.
Does anyone find the dark skin people in commercials pretty racist because it’s acting on the assumption that blacks and browns are more mentally susceptible to low effort advertisement (I mean, they are)
It’s like those Chinese casino app pop ups you see sometimes and it’s all Blacks dancing around with cash.
My mom and eldest sister like to watch Mama's Family but it seems Logo the "formerly gay and lesbian" channel is her only means of watching it.
And this ad comes on and I think another one and Mom cringes and turns her head in disgust but still keeps it on that channel.
I've offered alternatives to live TV but they like to deal with seeing gays smooch and almost vomit at the sight then having me just get the episodes for them.
>Mom cringes and turns her head in disgust but still keeps it on that channel.
Women are Schrodinger's gay supporter. When a man doesn't care you know it. If he's a gay you know it. If he hates you, you know it. Women will pretend all day. There's no dealing with your mom, anon. Let her be.
On Sunday, a thread that had a webm of a hentai scene where a woman fricks a dying sea monster as the op stayed up for hours. Presumably while the mods waited for the sauce.
Who still watches commercials?
Who still watches Cinemaphile?
Presumably the same people who still watch commercials.
Old people, maybe?
Actually now that I think about it this makes sense.
You put a relatively young gay couple in your commercial for AIDS pills so your old homosexuals watching this don't feel bad about being old and having AIDS and feel more hopeful and put them in a better mindset to buy your product.
you think like a child
What's your thinking then?
complex, ethereal, impenetrable
Gay people apparantly
>travis kelce here for the new covid vax
tariq nasheed angry jerking off
>americansworshipBlack folk.txt
Too lazy to post the thing but you get my point.
>average American videogame in 2023
Rockstar is based in the UK and in all fairness, these games are supposed to be a satirical reflection on reality. Do you genuinely believe there aren't half naked sheboons tweaking on cars in Miami? Or anywhere else in urban America?
Only rockstar north is based in the uk, one of the 9 subsidiaries. Rockstar the company is based in New York and from what Cinemaphile says the game actually looks whiter than what Miami is lmao
This is a screencap from the trailer. Last time I went to Miami was over 10 years ago. They do have a pretty big population of Cubans and Caribbeans.
People who have an issue with GTA6 just don’t understand GTA and it’s satire of American society
It was always a parody of hollywood movies, not of actual society, at least when it was still good. It went to shit when they strayed from that.
>blacks back then
>real killers / gangstas that will frick you up if you look at them wrong (Eazy, Dre)
>blacks now
wtf happened?
>fighting game tourny
Talk about low hanging fruit. That scene is infested with autismos and shitskins so its no surpise the troon plague has spread to the black nerds.
>NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! T-THAT D-DOESN'T C-COUNT!!!
ok explain this then
homies can be gay too!
At least post the link!
>gets a bunch of boomers hooked on a rap song with country stylings
>reinvents himself as a gay devil
Honestly incredible rugpull.
WE WUZ QUEENZ
HRT is the modern crack epidemic. Right down to being spread by the government as a form of population control.
This. Have you ever been to a Smash bros tournament? I have. You will never find a bigger collection of trogoldytes, autists, trannies, and general creature features outside of maybe a my little pony convention. They had signage up two hallways away advertising it and specifically listing deodorant as a requirement for attending. I could smell the body odor and feces before I even entered the event.
It's interesting to see this because only within the past few days I've started hearing about this from a coworker who was big into smash. The things he has told/shown me have killed more of my sides than a fat man eating mcdonalds.
>Rules about hygine as you mentioned, apparently can literally disqualify contestants because it distracts the other player.
>Some guy named sky williams who made a house for people to live in and play smash all day that devolved into a rape palace.
>dozens of videos of people spazzing out and smashing controllers at live tournaments in front of hundreds of spectators.
It has been a fascinating rabbit hole do go down. Do you have any specific instances you can share with me? It's genuinely my favorite lolcow at the moment.
>because it distracts the other player.
I wonder if some of those freaks considered that a genuine competitive tactic.
I have never played Smash outside of fricking around in it with friends so discovering a fricking zany party game about Nintendo characters beating each other up has a competitive scene and one so insanely fricked up really confused me.
If you're the kind of person who enjoys watching a trainwreck I highly recommend it.
isn't Smash a game for kids?
Remember when Black people were cool, now they're cringe like whites.
>Remember when Black people were cool
no, all brown people are unlikeable
>2 broke bucks
It isn't even Thug Hunting anymore, they're straight up looking to get caught.
oh my word, i say i say...i see some BUCKS looking for some BREAKIN
Have you seen what the original rappers looked like? They were the black version of the Village People
lmao wtf
have blacks always been this zesty?
Even worse. Just look at Afrika Bambaata one of the pioneers of hihpop. That Afrofuturistic brother loved underaged boypussy.
>See the beginning of Carwash (1976) on TV the other day.
>One of the characters is a black drag queen/transgender and makes several sexual jokes/advances within the first few minutes on screen, at the other (mostly black men) workers and they all tolerate it or find it funny.
>nerds 20 years ago
>neckbeards screaming homosexual and moron while blaring metal, utter disdain for normalgays or anyone who would restrain their violent autism
>nerds now
>fat, effeminate, sitting cross legged in their Rick & Morty™ flip flops, apologizing to minorities for their existence while popping titty skittles and staring at their iFrick 19
social media leading to tons of secondary morons attaching themselves to nerd shit they dont actually care about, HRT, plummeting testosterone levels and the absolute blight on humanity that is eceleb culture
I feel like I missed one but that's what I can think of off the top of my head
>I feel like I missed one but that's what I can think of off the top of my head
Fast pay delivery models encouraging industries to cater to people with poor impulse control rather than satisfy picky coonsoomers.
Eazy would turn over his grave if he sees what happened to the black community
homosexual died from aids lol
Yeah but he most likely got it from having unprotected anal sex with random prostitutes
>Yeah but he most likely got it from having unprotected anal sex with random prostitutes
Those random prostitutes were gay dudes with aids
>Dre
You sure about that? Dude asked other men to suck his dick so often that it became his catchphrase.
"All of a sudden Dr Dre is a G thang, but on his
Old album cover he was a she thang"
it's just no damn fun when the bucks go n break themselves
homies were gay as shit in the 80s too. its really just the 90s, early 00s crime ridden nigs that you are thinking of.
Black bros..............
>dre
"Biktarvy - Good bangs for the bucks"
It’s unironically an AIDS drug lmao
>average american conservative movie
as shit as my country is, thank god i am not american
What is this and how the frick do I stop my stupid ass country men from making more of it?
become Jwoke
kill ben shapiro
RETURN TO CONSERVATIVE VALUES
STOP THE ZEISTY homieS
ENCOURAGE THE BBC
Z E S T Y
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T
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>commercial for HIV drug features a gay couple
WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?!
Why are homosexual Black folk literally being broadcasted to children?
The fact that you take the existence of HIV, let alone that it's so widespread it needs commercials for medication, as being perfectly normal and natural says everything.
Wait, this is really an ad for AIDS??? no fricking way
warhammer took a weird turn
What does the prophet. Nasneed The Zesty think?
How come when confronted with the massive over representation of minorities, particularly blacks and interracial relationships, in commercials, leftists will always retort that is a result of companies trying to target the black demographic because they spend a lot of money when the reality is that they spend the least amount of money than any race, and white and Hispanic purchasing power is much more lucrative, clearly it has nothing to do with money as targeting blacks is the worst demographic to focus on, so then what is the reason?
>all those transportation costs amounting to around 15% of expenditures because Americans cannot into city development and drive an hour on the ameriroads to and from work every day
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
I mean you can cope and seethe about Americans all you want but at the end of the day Americans are ranked 1-3 among countries with the highest disposable income, so we’re clearly doing better than you financially than whatever shithole country you’re from.
But he can walk 5 minutes to his paki mart to get his curry slop and cigarettes!!
And that’s a bad thing because?
You're right, clearly that's better than actually having the money to own your own vehicle and have the ability to go where you want, when you want.
>t. Someone who’s butthurt he’s lost years of his life driving to wage slave job day after day
Imagine getting triggered by someone laughing at your transportation costs kek also:
>muh money muhfugga
I’m sure all those rich israelites in New York are really benefitting the average mutt
I commute 24 minutes a day, 3x a week so it’s not a big deal. It’s worth it to be able to live in a big house with a big yard in a white suburb. And I bring up the fact that Americans have the highest to 3rd highest disposable income in the world because the previous poster was trying to imply our transportation costs were a big deal, when clearly they’re not. Plus Europeans have other costs that we don’t on top of lower wages and that is more harmful to them than our transportation costs are too us so I don’t understand why he thinks he as any ground to stand on when it comes to finances.
>ackshually I only commute 3.4 minutes to work a day and I have a big McMansion with a 10/10 wife and 12 inch dick and seven blonde children and I make 6 gorillion a year
Yeah course you do ignacio
And here comes the euro poor cope lmao
Every mutt I’ve ever argued with about always tells me they earn 100k+ and live in a white picketed fence area away from those dangerous minorities that are all over the place, why are you such liars?
Most Americans live in small towns. That said a lot of them are shitholes. There's 350,000,000 people here.
That’s because the only Americans that live in cities are leftist or minorities, not your average Cinemaphile poster. And also no person with a shitty income and living circumstances (like you) are gonna post about it. But go on and cope if it makes you feel better about your shit country.
At least my countries white and not collapsing in on itself. I couldn’t think of anything worse to be an American right now
You deserve to be dropped in North Korea, Afghanistan or the West Bank, to name a few.
>projecting about where he’ll be conscripted to fight in Israel’s next war with
>I have no brain becuase da joos stole it REEEEEEEEEEEE
>kvetching
Exactly and he won’t tell you what shithole he’s posting from because it’s just as bad or worse but if pressed he’ll say Switzerland because if you google “best country” it’s the only country ranked higher than the US.
Careful, facts like this tend to produce a lot of tears from uppity Eurotrannies.
For some reason not being able to own a car is something they REALLY have to cope hard with.
>Government Bootlicker
Lol, enjoy your 2-hour commute to get groceries on your public corona-box.
>He still thinks any of this is about money, and not systematic genocide of White people by the people with little hats
Top keks.
>leftists
this anon has been raging about the left all day.
I'd get in the guts of that buck with the blond(e) wig in that AIDS commercial
EVERYTIME THE BABY COMES OUT I GO *FARRRRRT* OUT ALOUD
I would smile too. Thats a photo worthy turd especially coming out of a woman.
This ad is a masterpiece of subversion though
>She's having a baby
>Oh shit, the baby's black but the father's white!
>Oh shit, he's happy, What a cuck!
>Oh shit, here comes the father-they're a gay couple after all!
>Oh shit, it's a juice commercial the whole time!
The finest storytellers in history couldn't cram that many surprises into 20 seconds.
kek, my laughter escalated with each new level of subversion as I watched
why would AIDS ridden baboons trigger trannies?
>A typical surrogate in the United States makes from $50,000 to $60,000 paid in monthly installments. She also gets paid another $5,000 to $10,000 USD in various benefits. Surrogates with unique qualifications (such as living in California or having previous experience) often receive an additional $10,000 or more.
not worth it
>unique qualifications (such as living in California
What other state literally breeds human children for gays to buy and abuse like a flesh light?
Sweden strikes again.
i support homosexuality and transgenderism among african americans.
>gays never got offended by this commercial
https://youtu.be/xo-93UipPfI?si=3w8XVH_7Kd_Pghbx
It's great that this triggers the worst dipshits in the country
What country are you from OP? I guarantee you gays are worse
I make it a point to tell every advertiser I can that I will never buy anything they sell specifically because of commercials like this. I want them to know their marketing departments and ad agencies are actually losing them money instead of earning it.
two homies kissin'
Bleh
>All the comments chimping out about this
If only they knew what they were teaching in health classes in school. In high school our class once watched a video about these homosexuals talking about how they had aids and how they only had sex with other gays with aids. It was pretty funny because our health teacher looked visibly disgusted. And this happened almost 10 years ago so I can’t imagine what they’re showing to kids now.
Does anyone find the dark skin people in commercials pretty racist because it’s acting on the assumption that blacks and browns are more mentally susceptible to low effort advertisement (I mean, they are)
It’s like those Chinese casino app pop ups you see sometimes and it’s all Blacks dancing around with cash.
Hope i can beat and shoot the shit out of them
have black men caught onto this dehumanizing yet or are they still busy killing each other?
Why are Black folk so gay? Are they just genetically a race of homosexuals?
Zesty
>watch the most television
>most likely to be gay
Yeah, it's not for you, literally. Dumb ass. Your ads are targeted at terminally online people.
My mom and eldest sister like to watch Mama's Family but it seems Logo the "formerly gay and lesbian" channel is her only means of watching it.
And this ad comes on and I think another one and Mom cringes and turns her head in disgust but still keeps it on that channel.
I've offered alternatives to live TV but they like to deal with seeing gays smooch and almost vomit at the sight then having me just get the episodes for them.
>Mom cringes and turns her head in disgust but still keeps it on that channel.
Women are Schrodinger's gay supporter. When a man doesn't care you know it. If he's a gay you know it. If he hates you, you know it. Women will pretend all day. There's no dealing with your mom, anon. Let her be.
Now post that Swedish one where the mixed race gay couple has a baby.
Nonsense. There's no mixed race couple on screen.
got you talking about it
take a marketing class /tv most of you already do as much work as marketers daily anyway you will make a lot of money
these AIDS medication commercials are getting a little on the nose.
NONE of you leave you house NONE OF YOU HAVE SEX NOne of you are of risk of aids so THIS IS CLEARLY NOT MARKET TO YOU
using some dude’s ass to jerk off or shoving a dildo up your own ass isn’t sex, you creepy troon
then your idea of sex is very boring
No. It’s not. You’re idea of sex sounds very disgusting and laden with feces and can’t possibly result in procreation (the definition of sex).
>procreation (the definition of sex).
Oh I forgot only Americans have cars and are literally incapable of walking anyway where, fricking spastic
Meant for
Why are Liberals so evil?
>my thread on asking for Frederick the Great movies gets me banned
>these posts stay up for 4+ hours
On Sunday, a thread that had a webm of a hentai scene where a woman fricks a dying sea monster as the op stayed up for hours. Presumably while the mods waited for the sauce.
>Average American Commercial in 2023
if your still watching advertisements in 2023 you sorta deserve it