AvP

Panned for no reason. Its a good film.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who panned this? This is a good movie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      AvP's biggest strength, a sense of fun, was looked down on by people who took Aliens and Predators SUPER SERIOUSLY.

      I always loved the movie, but it was tough back in 2004 because so many shat on it.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot it had a black female protag, but she was hot so it worked lol

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    in the grand scheme of things, it was not good.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the first movie I bought on dvd. One of the special features was a gallery with concept art and all the cover art for the Aliens vs Predator comics.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Its a good film.
    No, it's really not.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      your really not

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an awesome concept and there are some good parts but they are too few to make it interesting

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit Predators

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's bad, it just might feel relatively good to you because it meets some minimum standards of competence and is watchable compared to its sequel

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain how it's bad. I can say The Thing is bad, and every critic in 1982 would agree with me. I can say Alien is trash and proves audiences are brain damaged for liking it, and lots of people would agree back in the day.

      What is wrong with AvP? What stops it being a "oh, people got it wrong" pulpy classic?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Acting is pretty bad at times, a lot of the story doesn't make sense, and I did not care for the shape shifting pyramid

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What doesn't make sense?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    were they right?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. We always win.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crossovers are the lowest form of conversation.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember being 12 and being hyped for it. Saw it. I didn’t understand movies yet but knew something was wrong.

    same confused feeling happened again with transformers 2.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, it was in 2004?? Shit. I was actually 9 when I saw it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but knew something was wrong.
      Such as? It's a very well made film with great visual design, memorable characters, the best practical effects you've ever seen, and a story where cool shit keeps happening followed by COOLER shit.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never forget it for the pyramid scene, this was so fricking cool. Turns out the predators were the ancient alien gods we worshipped.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did they build them though?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it's not. Letting go of all the ancient aliens stuff, having one xeno waste two predators was fricking bullshit!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething Predator fan.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would the predators hunt aliens if they weren't dangerous?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having one xeno waste two predators was fricking bullshit!
      It was clever. Xenomorphs are often the cannon fodder of the franchise but showing how one can actually pose a threat to the Preds makes sense as why they're the most dangerous prey. I kinda wish they had more than 3 Predators though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cutting less than a minute of dialogue completely ruins your film for half your audience
      It was still pretty obvious but some people never figured it out

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

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    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cutting less than a minute of dialogue completely ruins your film for half your audience
      It was still pretty obvious but some people never figured it out

      Figure what out?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nerds were a mistake.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    By standards of the day it was bad. I would take it over the vast majority of things produced in current year, however, as well as over the various alien and predator movies that come afterwards.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    first 3/4 at least, the whole part of the girl becoming predator best fren was cringey

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the whole part of the girl becoming predator best fren was cringey
      That's like the most iconic part tho.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a fricking embarassing confession. This movie, for some reason, scares the shit about me. Idk, something about the pyramid setting, the lighting, that whenever I watch it I would often get nightmares where I'm in the similar-looking pyramid and caught between the battle between these two fatherfrickers.

    Which is embarassing because I watched the other movies and while they have their moments they never gave me nightmares. But this one fricking movie always does. I thought it was just childhood trauma but last year I tried to watch a clip again (and enjoyed it) but later on the night I had another dream about being in the pyramid again.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tonight i'm taking you back

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fak you mate I'm certain you were caught between the crossfires as well. Pretty sure your head got stabbed by both the wristblades and the tail at the same time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Requiem was the one that dis-proportionally terrified me; maybe it was because I watched it at night in the middle of a storm. The Jurassic Park book also freaked me out even though the movie didn't, but at least for that one I have the excuse of being an actual kid when I read it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm I never actually watched Requiem, I do wonder if it will terrify me even more because of the suburban setting.

        When I was young and watched Independence Day and then the next weekend we're going on a trip by train and I was paranoid as frick, as the train move I was under the delusion that the City Destroyer is already destroying the city and the train was our only way of outrunning the blast. Because I remember inside the train I was hoping the train would move fast enough and my mom looked at me and was like "What the frick are you thinking"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don’t have to say fricking every other word

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    AvP Weyland is an interesting character. His goals are a lot more practical, and less stupid, than Prometheus Weyland.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest problem is being a PG13 Alien/Predator movie. Frick that.
    Also didn't like the noob preds.
    Otherwise I liked it. Also the black woman protaconist is female/black character done right. Imagine spending more than a decade trying to force muh women/muh blacks on entertainment just to be mogged hard by AvP

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