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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite is Meat In Your Mouth and they didn’t even make that one.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TAKE A PICTURE TRICK
    IMMA ON A BOAT b***h

    WE DRINKIN SANTANA CHAMP
    CAUSE ITS SO CRISP

    I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS
    AN MY FLIPPYFLOPPIES

    IM FLIPPIN BURGERS
    YOU STRAIGHT
    FLIPPIN COPIES.

    ***** THIS BOAT IS REEEEAAAL *****

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Then there’s “Wack Album”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wack album
      YOU TAKE IT BACK

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey look its Sandberg and the other couple of fellas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t like that word. “Fellas”.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nailing bawds and WRITING OUR VOWS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/obEFYnP.jpeg

      AW SHIT, GET YOUR TOWELS READY IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

      >it will never be 2009 and 2013 ever again
      life is suffering.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want cute emo girls and guys back so badly you have no idea.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers will never understand how important lonely island was to an entire generation of nerdy millennials

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when you could joke about hot chicks being hot, or even just show hot chicks being hot in general. Now if there’s a single woman in a bikini anywhere to be found, you hear butthurt screeches of “REEEEEE STOP OJECTIFYING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!”. I respect Sydney Sweeney at some level for rejecting that rhetoric and embracing her sex appeal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's not something to be proud of, but since your gen is devoid of any good content i guess you can claim lonely island

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's ok lil bro, go back to jerking off to amazing digital circus or whatever you guys are into these days. I promise you that the next generation will consider you to be equally moronic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >amazing digital circus
          That's gen alpha, you fricking moron. Zoomers are already nearing their 30s.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah zoomers were in middle school, elementary school when the lonely island was big

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn’t know sovl if it sat on your face. You only know paying for porn on OF and streaming “playlists” instead of buying entire albums.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on a boat and I threw it on the grouuuund was inescapable circa 2009/2010/2011

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2009-2013
    I loved Lunchtime, I still watch it all the time for a sensible chuckle.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    criken
    jacksfilms
    epic meal time
    nigahiga
    smosh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have to go back

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's this banger.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe they ACTUALLY got Michael Bolton to do this, he must be a great sport.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every singer they got to work with said it was the most fun they'd had recording a song.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he came around but he really doesn't seem to get it and thinks hes being made fun of

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bing bong brothers is 18 years old
    wtf happened bros...

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >millennials pissed and shit their pants for this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAVE A MOTHAFRICKIN BABY ON THE FLOOR
    RAISE IT IN THE CLUB
    HOMESCHOOL IT BY THE DOOR

    NOW BE AMBIDEXTROUS
    FRICKING AMBIDEXTROUS
    WE'LL COME AROUND AND TEST YOU
    IT'S A BIGGIE ON OUR CHECKLIST

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I NEVER SAID I WUZ A ROLE MODEL

    All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
    It's Portman mother fricker
    Drink till I'm sick
    Slit your throat
    And poor nitrous down the hole
    Watch you laugh and cry
    While I laugh you die
    And all the dudes
    You know I'm talking to you
    (we love you Natalie)
    I wanna frick you too
    P is for Portman
    P is for pussy!
    I'll kill your fricking dog for fun
    so don't push me.

    PT2

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bash Brothers album is their best work

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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