I'm ESL and had trouble with this as well, was it a typo for "erode"?
>rode penis for all it was worth
Translation?
he's a gay that rides on wiener, he's coming out of the closet right now I don't know why you ESLBlack folk are having such a hard time understanding it
He has to be careful with his sperm. He's a multimillionaire. There are stories of women taking used condoms out of the trash and rubbing it on their vagene to get pregnent.
That's why you should add hot sauce to the used condom every time. Let the luls come when they may.
For more fun, hide the used ones and just leave fake used ones only with the hot sauce and whatever you can use to fake the spunk. :^)
To tell it to you in a manner you'd understand. It's like how you have a habit of opening the fridge and opening it to get something to eat even when you're not hungry or you shouldn't eat or it'd frick up your plans. Sure you could go out and buy some food but that's a bother. You could order some but that's also a bother.
It's an addiction to the specific activity and not to the object itself.
I dont get it either. I contemplate buying one of those giant fake asses because i get no pussy, and he does this shit?
It pretty much is unless you actually care about the girl.
you're right, sex is a million times better, so why would you ever jerk off when you can actually get laid
if you were a chad like rob, you'd understand. you become desensitized to female attention and having sex isn't worth it when you have to deal with naggy b***hes. masturbation can definitely feel better than sex, and you can goon for hours to specific fetishes unlike with a woman where you bang for half an hour then have to talk about random bullshit/cuddle. aint nobody got time for that
meaningless sex is only somewhat slightly better (not all cases) than fapping
t. bi bawd
sex is only genuinly fun and beautiful if its with someone who you love
thats why my dad still cries over mom despite being way better off than she is and easily being able to get a new b***h
I once jacked off like 8 times a day and then got worried because the skin in my penis would tear off and I showed my dick to my dad and asked if it was normal.
Robert Downey Gooner
Heh
top heh
one of us
>rode penis for all it was worth
what does it mean?
What do YOU*points at you* think it meant
I'm ESL and had trouble with this as well, was it a typo for "erode"?
it means he gets on top of it like a cowgirl
From article
>"I utilised that organ and rode it for everything it was worth."
rode hard and put up wet. It's a cowboy expression.
he used to put a saddle on a metal penis and ride it around town stopping criminals, hence the name iron man
he's a gay that rides on wiener, he's coming out of the closet right now I don't know why you ESLBlack folk are having such a hard time understanding it
it means in prison he got drilled by BBC
Iron Manus
So Due Date was just projection
I don't understand rich famous guys who struggle with porn or masturbation addiction.
you can have pussy whenever you want but still jack off?
only a virgin would make a post like this
why can't you morons understand that sex and masturbation is not the same at all
It pretty much is unless you actually care about the girl.
you're right, sex is a million times better, so why would you ever jerk off when you can actually get laid
No woman can handle your own dick better than you can and that's a fact
>sex is a million times better
dumb virgin moron
that's like saying cake is much better than beef
sex is more fun
it doesn't feel any better than jerking off
you'll find out one day
He has to be careful with his sperm. He's a multimillionaire. There are stories of women taking used condoms out of the trash and rubbing it on their vagene to get pregnent.
That's why you should add hot sauce to the used condom every time. Let the luls come when they may.
For more fun, hide the used ones and just leave fake used ones only with the hot sauce and whatever you can use to fake the spunk. :^)
Real savy multimillionaires bulk purchase used condoms filled with hobo nut.
Ejnoy the child support now, b***h.
I dont get it either. I contemplate buying one of those giant fake asses because i get no pussy, and he does this shit?
To tell it to you in a manner you'd understand. It's like how you have a habit of opening the fridge and opening it to get something to eat even when you're not hungry or you shouldn't eat or it'd frick up your plans. Sure you could go out and buy some food but that's a bother. You could order some but that's also a bother.
It's an addiction to the specific activity and not to the object itself.
if you were a chad like rob, you'd understand. you become desensitized to female attention and having sex isn't worth it when you have to deal with naggy b***hes. masturbation can definitely feel better than sex, and you can goon for hours to specific fetishes unlike with a woman where you bang for half an hour then have to talk about random bullshit/cuddle. aint nobody got time for that
>virgingay
You feel exhausted after a single frick
You can goon 15 times an hour
its like an esspresso vs a constant sip of drip coffee
meaningless sex is only somewhat slightly better (not all cases) than fapping
t. bi bawd
sex is only genuinly fun and beautiful if its with someone who you love
thats why my dad still cries over mom despite being way better off than she is and easily being able to get a new b***h
Edging is way more rewarding
I jacked off for over three hours today, I came once. I enjoy the numbness. As he's someone who struggled with drugs, I imagine it's the same for him.
hell is other people
I often enjoy boppin my bologna while my wife's asleep. I can lay out all comfy, get some coconut oil, a nice mike adriano flick and just go bonkers.
Considering how busy they probably are, cranking one out and moving on with your day is probably the better option most of the time
Typical biden supporter. TDS is a symptom of being closeted and mentally ill.
HE'S JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL
I must say maturbation is better than sex sometimes. You don't need to take your partner's pleasure in account.
Sam Jackson is the same. 99% of his twitter likes were comprised of porn gifs, before people discovered it and he disliked all of those posts.
rode penis means he got on a penis and really grinded
wtf he is GAY!
He finally came out.
>rode penis for all it was worth
Translation?
he jerked that shit until it was raw
RDJ was in prison, prison dick was ridden
why would he share this information with the rest of the world?
I once jacked off like 8 times a day and then got worried because the skin in my penis would tear off and I showed my dick to my dad and asked if it was normal.
I have a group of acquaintances who call me "robert downey" because I look as disheveled as him.
If only they know about my masturbation habits.
>They don't call him Iron Man for nothing
IDGI.
New literally me just dropped.
Wow, a movie star turned out to be degenerate. Lemme alert the press...
Why is there a Like A Dragon bible and why does its social media account post about Hollywood celebrities?