>ayyy white boi
>you wanna live with me for the next 4 weeks?
>I'll even pay you
Wut do?
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>ayyy white boi. >you wanna live with me for the next 4 weeks? >I'll even pay you
Get it in writing
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That's not part of the film anon
gross
I just finished this, about as shitty as I thought it would be but wasn't irredeemably bad. Solid 5 or 6/10. Gyllenhaal looks pretty fricking good for a 43 year old.
Roids will do that.
How was McGregor? I followed his MMA career pretty closely and I'm interested in how it translated.
He was actually one of the better parts of the movie imo. He kinda plays a version of his public persona but the dialogue they gave him was generic bad guy shit. I feel like he has genuine potential to play the psychopath they wanted him to be in this movie. Ultimately the performance fell flat but I don't fault him entirely.
Duality of man
Well, I also agree with the other comment about the Razzie too. He truly wasn't that bad tho imo
He could definitely win a Razzie Award this year.
Connor McGregor in this movie is like a one man Snakes on a Plane. It's ridiculously bad, but it works kind of because he sells it. Best villain introduction ever recorded in history.
Question to anyone else that saw the movie
Was Dalton just a high functioning sociopath?
>Oh no I killed this guy in the ring, he was my friend, I kind of can't help but kill people without any remorse when I'm pushed to a certain point. When the going gets tough the tough get going and I was totally about to abandon every one but once you get me mad enough or hurt people I actually like I'll just kill some people steal your money and move on.
Was that the character arc?
That's what I got
Literally the same storyline as the original roadhouse (Dalton ripped a dudes throat out in that one). This one is different in that he's pushed to kill again where as Dalton is able to hold back in the original. Same thing in the original as well with him wanting to leave but then they kill Wade so he stays (the store is also a sub story in the original but different obviously). I'm not sure Dalton is really supposed to get an arc besides he can move on and live life and stop being so self inward and shit for his mistake.
>same storyline as the original roadhouse
Not even close, but if you think so, you probably worked on this project.
Swayze was some Zen pacifist ninja that did exactly this thing for a living to BAR RESCUE business. He doesnt embrace excuses, he embraces solutions.....now clean the fricking place
Gyllenhall is some tortured psychopath that is a releuctant mercenary unleashed on other mercenaries. We're supposed to identify with him because he's sexually non threatening, respects all women and cherishes people of color
Is it bad movie....its mostly a lazy production slop garbage
I wish they went harder on his psycho arc, because that's when I actually started to care about the movie. McGregor's character says some shit like "you're not normal, are you? Me neither" but we only come to understand what he really meant in the last 15 mins of the movie.
>McGregor's character
Its obvious Knox is The Nutty Professor "Buddy Love" character.
He is Testosterone incarnate. His character is what its like to do Tren while chewinf 5 gum. He's a raging oversexed, gyper aggressive, muscle engorged, MANIC unsatiably hungry ogre. He is a walking ID alter ego. This makes him out of his mind. The crisis between Jake and Knox (quite literally "kox") is the same moronation with Hulk vs _gamma enemy__ only the Hulk is aloof and too cool for school.
> tldr lazy writing from morons
He was terrible and yet the most fun part of the movie
What's unbelievable about this show is that's it's an Amazon show to begin with...
I mean, why use physical violence at all, when you can just deadname people and they fold into the fetal position anyways.
The fight scenes don't make much sense here.
DIOS MIOS
result of this guy here
damn I was just about to watch this trash too, thanks for the heads up
The main character picks the latina
alright it might be back on the menu
LA CREATURA
Whoa
Stranger Things ugly kid went troony?
Literally looks like a clone of the kid with no teeth from stranger tinges.
los goblinos
White Americans look weird
One hundred percent cgi wtf
What the frick is up with these garbage camera angles? Can people not properly film things anymore?
maybe
I think it's digital cameras just letting them easily do 15 takes and then the editors get bored
I've fricked worse.
Doug Liman should be investigated. There's no fricking WAY he greenlit this result.
He was angry this was straight-to-streaming. He's in his hack arc.
'Ok'.
How much does she pay? Does she pay my food and booze? Do I have any obligations?
Jake = white Cinemaphile
picture related = the non-whites on this board
uh I should be clear
by picture related I mean the one in the wheel chair
>Road House
FAMILY GUYYYY xD
>ugly
Why do they hate pretty black women
I enjoyed it. also mcgregor walking is a fricking gag in itself holy shit it made me lol every time
Yeah, why does he walk like a poof?
He raped a lot of guys in prison
It was a lot funnier than I thought it would be
This felt incredibly videogame-y
I know what you mean, they tried to capture the cheesiness of the original but it ended up coming across as insincere.
It's because almost every single prop in the movie is CGI. the canoes that fall from the ceiling is all cgi, the drumset he hits his head into is cgi and the piano, etc. even some of the wounds i believe are cgi.
Was the entire first fight scene CGI? I swear it was but then I'm like who the frick would cgi this?
Multiple fight scenes are cgi
Keanu Reeves was entirely CGI in the 4th matrix movie. It's all a test to see who notices and who doesn't.
A very large portion of it absolutely is. I think maybe the cage and tables are all that weren't but I wasn't paying that close attention.
Go woke, go broke.
i get paid in twerks on muh dick
nice cinematography!
shapewear is reaching fraud levels that are frankly insulting.
Goddamn
Why are they shoehorning basketball Americans into this?
AMDchads keep winning
wish the articles were dated, it's one less thing that needs to be addressed when sending this to people kek
>Why are they shoehorning basketball Americans into this
The one thing that i always appreciate when i go to beach tiki bars is
> the overwhelming number of peaceful, chill black people that are respectful to the waitstaff and never make problems
> and the diverse R&B musical acts they book
>Daniela Melchior's character meets guy after he sends a bunch of grunts to the hospital
>looks him up and watches a video of him killing a guy during a UFC fight
>inmediately gets on a boat to frick him
Does that work in real life?
Melchior's character
"Hottest" woman (comparatively speaking....not even hotter than the EXTRAS in the original movie)
aggressively pursues the protagonist romantically. Jake shutters from her advances and recoils when he's treated like a piece of frickmeat.
Its hilariously bad at how SHE wears the masculine energy and he the feminine energy.
> She pursues him
> She out flexes him by picking him up in a big dick boat
> She drives him to the open water implication
> She brings everything for a low tide beach lounge
> she pushes him into a sexual role
> she SAVES his life at a pivotal cant win ultimatum
> she was the le badass confronting him as the thug that beat up the bad guys in the ER
> HE didnt even rescue her at the end. She wouldve escaped on her own (they made a point to make that obvious)
Gross Black person.
She was hotter than the love interest
Great ass on that black b***h
>OBESE ass on that black b***h
You think Serena Williams is hot, right?
Can someone take a screenshot or webm of that scene where he beats the piss out of those thugs and drives them to the hospital with Kokomo playing softy on the radio
Average movie but that was kino
Why did he do that though? They started it.
>Why did he do that though?
Because the writers are lazy
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Aruba Jamaica oooh I wanna take ya
As if you wouldn’t frick this nigress
Did he say "I gaped guys like you in prison"?
Why has Doug Liman always have zero career momentum?
>makes a classic action movie beloved by all that helps define a decade
>relegated to the slop mines for that decade until he can find another gem
Watched it today for free, ofc
Honestly, I cringed at the first 15-ish minutes, but then it gradually got better and sillier and by the end I was fricking 100% on board with it shouting KNOX KNOX KNOX at my screen
Anyway, it's a silly as frick movie, don't expect anything more and you'll be fine
this isnt just another dumb fun movie. theres something wrong with this movie, it's inhuman. its soulless. something is fricked up. Conor's character was amusing but he was underutilized and didn't really get to do anything that great. What the frick had you shouting KNOX at the end of the movie?
im a huge cringe kino defender but this one is too much. if i didnt know better i'd say AI created this
Whenever Knox appeared on screen the scene got infinitely better and I wanted him to win in the end, even though he was the heel so there was no way he would
i mean i dont disagree, he was the best part.
side note you should watch RRR immediately if you havent already.
>white
Is there sex and nudity in it like the original?
I feel like in the tenth movie Dolton is going to be skydiving from outer space fighting flamboyant muscle man and Amazonia woman
im thirty minutes in and lmfao what is this lawless town over run by thugs