>ayyy white boi. >you wanna live with me for the next 4 weeks? >I'll even pay you

>ayyy white boi
>you wanna live with me for the next 4 weeks?
>I'll even pay you
Wut do?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get it in writing

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *smash cut to PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPGETPREGNANT*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not part of the film anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gross

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished this, about as shitty as I thought it would be but wasn't irredeemably bad. Solid 5 or 6/10. Gyllenhaal looks pretty fricking good for a 43 year old.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roids will do that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How was McGregor? I followed his MMA career pretty closely and I'm interested in how it translated.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was actually one of the better parts of the movie imo. He kinda plays a version of his public persona but the dialogue they gave him was generic bad guy shit. I feel like he has genuine potential to play the psychopath they wanted him to be in this movie. Ultimately the performance fell flat but I don't fault him entirely.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He could definitely win a Razzie Award this year.

          Duality of man

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I also agree with the other comment about the Razzie too. He truly wasn't that bad tho imo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He could definitely win a Razzie Award this year.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Connor McGregor in this movie is like a one man Snakes on a Plane. It's ridiculously bad, but it works kind of because he sells it. Best villain introduction ever recorded in history.

          Question to anyone else that saw the movie
          Was Dalton just a high functioning sociopath?
          >Oh no I killed this guy in the ring, he was my friend, I kind of can't help but kill people without any remorse when I'm pushed to a certain point. When the going gets tough the tough get going and I was totally about to abandon every one but once you get me mad enough or hurt people I actually like I'll just kill some people steal your money and move on.

          Was that the character arc?
          That's what I got

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally the same storyline as the original roadhouse (Dalton ripped a dudes throat out in that one). This one is different in that he's pushed to kill again where as Dalton is able to hold back in the original. Same thing in the original as well with him wanting to leave but then they kill Wade so he stays (the store is also a sub story in the original but different obviously). I'm not sure Dalton is really supposed to get an arc besides he can move on and live life and stop being so self inward and shit for his mistake.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >same storyline as the original roadhouse
              Not even close, but if you think so, you probably worked on this project.
              Swayze was some Zen pacifist ninja that did exactly this thing for a living to BAR RESCUE business. He doesnt embrace excuses, he embraces solutions.....now clean the fricking place

              Gyllenhall is some tortured psychopath that is a releuctant mercenary unleashed on other mercenaries. We're supposed to identify with him because he's sexually non threatening, respects all women and cherishes people of color

              Is it bad movie....its mostly a lazy production slop garbage

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wish they went harder on his psycho arc, because that's when I actually started to care about the movie. McGregor's character says some shit like "you're not normal, are you? Me neither" but we only come to understand what he really meant in the last 15 mins of the movie.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >McGregor's character
              Its obvious Knox is The Nutty Professor "Buddy Love" character.
              He is Testosterone incarnate. His character is what its like to do Tren while chewinf 5 gum. He's a raging oversexed, gyper aggressive, muscle engorged, MANIC unsatiably hungry ogre. He is a walking ID alter ego. This makes him out of his mind. The crisis between Jake and Knox (quite literally "kox") is the same moronation with Hulk vs _gamma enemy__ only the Hulk is aloof and too cool for school.

              > tldr lazy writing from morons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was terrible and yet the most fun part of the movie

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's unbelievable about this show is that's it's an Amazon show to begin with...

    I mean, why use physical violence at all, when you can just deadname people and they fold into the fetal position anyways.

    The fight scenes don't make much sense here.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DIOS MIOS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      result of this guy here

      *smash cut to PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPGETPREGNANT*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn I was just about to watch this trash too, thanks for the heads up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The main character picks the latina

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          alright it might be back on the menu

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LA CREATURA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stranger Things ugly kid went troony?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally looks like a clone of the kid with no teeth from stranger tinges.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      los goblinos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White Americans look weird

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One hundred percent cgi wtf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is up with these garbage camera angles? Can people not properly film things anymore?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe
          I think it's digital cameras just letting them easily do 15 takes and then the editors get bored

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've fricked worse.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doug Liman should be investigated. There's no fricking WAY he greenlit this result.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was angry this was straight-to-streaming. He's in his hack arc.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'Ok'.
    How much does she pay? Does she pay my food and booze? Do I have any obligations?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jake = white Cinemaphile
    picture related = the non-whites on this board

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uh I should be clear
      by picture related I mean the one in the wheel chair

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Road House
    FAMILY GUYYYY xD

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly
    Why do they hate pretty black women

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it. also mcgregor walking is a fricking gag in itself holy shit it made me lol every time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, why does he walk like a poof?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He raped a lot of guys in prison

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a lot funnier than I thought it would be

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This felt incredibly videogame-y

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know what you mean, they tried to capture the cheesiness of the original but it ended up coming across as insincere.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's because almost every single prop in the movie is CGI. the canoes that fall from the ceiling is all cgi, the drumset he hits his head into is cgi and the piano, etc. even some of the wounds i believe are cgi.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's because almost every single prop in the movie is CGI. the canoes that fall from the ceiling is all cgi, the drumset he hits his head into is cgi and the piano, etc. even some of the wounds i believe are cgi.

      Was the entire first fight scene CGI? I swear it was but then I'm like who the frick would cgi this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Multiple fight scenes are cgi

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keanu Reeves was entirely CGI in the 4th matrix movie. It's all a test to see who notices and who doesn't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A very large portion of it absolutely is. I think maybe the cage and tables are all that weren't but I wasn't paying that close attention.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go woke, go broke.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i get paid in twerks on muh dick

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice cinematography!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shapewear is reaching fraud levels that are frankly insulting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they shoehorning basketball Americans into this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AMDchads keep winning

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wish the articles were dated, it's one less thing that needs to be addressed when sending this to people kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are they shoehorning basketball Americans into this
      The one thing that i always appreciate when i go to beach tiki bars is
      > the overwhelming number of peaceful, chill black people that are respectful to the waitstaff and never make problems
      > and the diverse R&B musical acts they book

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Daniela Melchior's character meets guy after he sends a bunch of grunts to the hospital
    >looks him up and watches a video of him killing a guy during a UFC fight
    >inmediately gets on a boat to frick him
    Does that work in real life?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Melchior's character
      "Hottest" woman (comparatively speaking....not even hotter than the EXTRAS in the original movie)
      aggressively pursues the protagonist romantically. Jake shutters from her advances and recoils when he's treated like a piece of frickmeat.
      Its hilariously bad at how SHE wears the masculine energy and he the feminine energy.
      > She pursues him
      > She out flexes him by picking him up in a big dick boat
      > She drives him to the open water implication
      > She brings everything for a low tide beach lounge
      > she pushes him into a sexual role
      > she SAVES his life at a pivotal cant win ultimatum
      > she was the le badass confronting him as the thug that beat up the bad guys in the ER
      > HE didnt even rescue her at the end. She wouldve escaped on her own (they made a point to make that obvious)

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gross Black person.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was hotter than the love interest

    Great ass on that black b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OBESE ass on that black b***h
      You think Serena Williams is hot, right?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone take a screenshot or webm of that scene where he beats the piss out of those thugs and drives them to the hospital with Kokomo playing softy on the radio

    Average movie but that was kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he do that though? They started it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why did he do that though?
        Because the writers are lazy

        ?t=359

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aruba Jamaica oooh I wanna take ya

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As if you wouldn’t frick this nigress

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he say "I gaped guys like you in prison"?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why has Doug Liman always have zero career momentum?
    >makes a classic action movie beloved by all that helps define a decade
    >relegated to the slop mines for that decade until he can find another gem

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it today for free, ofc
    Honestly, I cringed at the first 15-ish minutes, but then it gradually got better and sillier and by the end I was fricking 100% on board with it shouting KNOX KNOX KNOX at my screen
    Anyway, it's a silly as frick movie, don't expect anything more and you'll be fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this isnt just another dumb fun movie. theres something wrong with this movie, it's inhuman. its soulless. something is fricked up. Conor's character was amusing but he was underutilized and didn't really get to do anything that great. What the frick had you shouting KNOX at the end of the movie?

      im a huge cringe kino defender but this one is too much. if i didnt know better i'd say AI created this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whenever Knox appeared on screen the scene got infinitely better and I wanted him to win in the end, even though he was the heel so there was no way he would

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i mean i dont disagree, he was the best part.

          side note you should watch RRR immediately if you havent already.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there sex and nudity in it like the original?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like in the tenth movie Dolton is going to be skydiving from outer space fighting flamboyant muscle man and Amazonia woman

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im thirty minutes in and lmfao what is this lawless town over run by thugs

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