Babe quick, come check it out, some of the most insane cope you've ever read just dropped
Babe quick, come check it out, some of the most insane cope you've ever read just dropped
Babe quick, come check it out, some of the most insane cope you've ever read just dropped
Assuming two viewers for a Zack Snyder movie is reaching.
He’s saying more people press play on a controller than go to a theatre. You are moronic, Gunnjeet
if I hear a singular person talk about this movie in real life I will personally give Zach Snyder a blowjob
Zack Snyder already has Armond White to give him blowjobs any time he pleases.
Snyder is a freak in an industry of weirdos.
>moron director believes tech scammer lies
>repeats them in public
Zack gotta be one of the most moronic people in Hollywood, maybe he should adopt another Black person child from Africa, the cuck.
My big takeaway is this confirms all those Netflix numbers are bullshit.
dude's an effin genius
He's delusional. Netflix automatically starts playing this shit if you scroll on it. Most people probably turned it off after 5 mins.
Like youtube now, hovering over the thumbnail video counts a view
>netflix has a no singles policy too
Delightful of him to just casually reveal that Netflix juices their already dubious numbers by a factor of two
Yep, him just revealing stats like that is so hilarious. What a dumbass
>10 dollars a ticket
that's pretty optimistic, we haven't had prices that cheap since the Bush presidency
Most people didn't walk out of Barbie after ten minutes
>you could turn on your phone
>and watch it there
the director himself literally wants you to watch the movie on your phone, can't make this shit up, Zack "Slop" Snyder, maker of slop, consumer of slop.
Watch it on your phone and that still counts as two viewers for Netflix.
How many of those views were in India?
>it's at almost 90 million views
>nooooooo, that 90 million doesn't mean it was already assuming 2 people saw it together, it was 90 million separate households
>estimate corresponds exactly to the number of pajeets with electricity
I was both drinking and stoned when I watched it. It didn't help at all. Its pretty bad when the British space nazi villain is the most compelling character.
does that include people who stopped it 10 minutes in?
>does that include people who stopped it 10 minutes in?
IIRC two minutes is enough to count as "watched" by Netflix's algo.
These viewing numbers are more inflated than a Dobson sexual fantasy.
2 minutes is enough time for the production company logos to pass and display "directed by zack snyder" for people to quit it
If these hacks put as much thought and effort into the movies they make as they do pussyaching and finger-pointing, maybe the problem would solve itself.
Fricking THIS!
Maybe if you made something actually good, you'd have more time to do something other than cope, spin, dodge, backpedal, then blaming either the production company for shackeling you or the audience that doesn't want to take a bite of your shit sandwich.
You're not a visionary. You're a narcissist trying to make whatever IP YOURS. Maybe it's you that sucks.
You know as someone who often criticizes Snyder I would always have a principle of hating him as an artist but not as a person. But holy shit he says the stupidest things. IDK, maybe it's an act.
Love or hate him, Snyder is smarter than people give him credit for.
Please tell me a single smart thing he's ever said
Well, for one he is directing a multimillion franchise, and you are here, in Cinemaphile
>"Batman can't kill is canon. And I'm like, 'okay, the first thing I wanna do when you say that is I wanna see what happens'. And they go, 'well don't put him in a situation where he has to kill someone'.
>"You're protecting your god in a weird way, right? You're making your god irrelevant if he can't be in that situation. He has to now deal with that. If he does do that what does that mean? What does it tell you, does he stand up to it? Does he survive that as a god? As your god, can Batman survive that?"
why does he equate batman to god?
bruh, if you can't understand that superheroes are a stupid pantheon for a stupid people I don't know what to tell you.
He’s talking about how the fans view him, moron.
>Smartest Snyder hater
>Batman doesn't kill, it's like his defining characteristic next to wearing a costume and being rich: no matter how bad the villain, he believes in rehabilitation
>But what if... he did kill?
>He doesn't.
>But if he did tho...
>[exasperated sigh]
My take is that Batman doesn't give a frick about rehabilitation, he just doesn't want to kill people. But that's just me
He realizes rehabilitation doesn't work and doesn't care about the city, he just wants to let off some steam beating the shit out of people.
>it's like his defining characteristic next to wearing a costume and being rich
It literally isn’t.
it literally is
batman has killed lots of people though
His take on the bible make him a mega moron
Where can I find that take?
I'm not a Snyder hater at all but he always sounded a little downy
He's a moron.
How many of those views were me continually watching it on repeat since it came out?
All of them. You’re the only person that watched it.
Zack is such a homosexual. I can't believe you morons worshipped him just to be contrarian
>click on the big banner accidentally for a second before backing out and watching something else
>counts as a view
Is Rebel Moon actually good enough to watch? I'll give most movies a try these days. What in 2023 would it compare to in quality?
It's a dumpster fire. It's not only a really bad movie, it's a movie that had an hour hacked off it's run time so they could artificially shill a "true directors cut" version six months later
Damn, that does sound bad.
aim generally pretty forgiving for this kind of genre just because I like to keep the market open for good scifi projects and even I have to say it is pretty bad. storywise anyway, some of the visuals are pretty cool. you might enjoy it just to watch some space scifi of you don't pay too much attention to what is actually happening in the movie. It is just the most generic plotline you can possibly imagine that steals all it's plot points from 2 or 3 movies you can instantly name while watching it
Yikes, that's tough. Story is the most element to me. Visuals will only carry me for so long.
same, but I can watch even really dumb scifi if it is fun and looks cool. the blatent lack of even a hint of originality really put me off though.
Well, I'm gonna wait until I'm in a sci-fi lull. No way I'm gonna watch that so soon after watching Dune 2.
Well for free, at least the price is right
https://fmoviesz.to/movie/rebel-moon-part-one-a-child-of-fire-l13oz
>fmovies.to
Jesus H. Christ, learn to operate a torrent client, newbie
>download movies when you can just stream them
jfc learn how tech works you insufferable cuck
I bet you download every israelitetube you watch as well doncha mouth breather?
Snyder really can't help but say incredibly stupid shit whenever he's interviewed
But what he said isn't stupid at all.
He's objectively right though.
What are you seething about?
Barbie is a sacred cow. That's it.
Getting people to see 2 minutes of something for free is a lot less valuable than getting people to pay for it.
People pay to watch shit on NETFLIX, though.
Do they? Even with the "cracking down on password sharing" people still do it. And how much even is a Netflix subscription these days? $30/mo? Which completely sidesteps the fact that getting distracted and letting the cursor hover over a show for a second so the trailer plays counts as a view.
Nobody got a Netflix account to watch this slop lmao
No they pay to have access to Netflix. Netflix makes the same amount of money if you spend Zero minutes watching it or 200 hours watching it over the course of the month you paid for.
And tickets these days aren't even $10, my local kinoplex is like $16
there are over a billion jeets so he is probably right. jeetistanis prob ate this shit up
Lol. This is like when people would talk about the MASSIVE view counts they were racking up on websites like Facebook, not understanding that the vast majority of those "views" were from the autoplay as people scrolled by.
>Wow, look how many (equivalent) views and revenue my movie totally absolutely got!!!
>american doesnt understand price is where supoly and demand intersect
znyder....
>here's how Bernie can still win the primary
why don't netflix add cats as viewers?
i would assume one netflix viewer has at least 3 cats by their side on the bed/couch
>That's $1.6 billion
Impressive. Very nice.
Now let's see Netflix's debts.
Variety is completely ignoring what Zack Snyder said just because he dared to compare his movie to what is the current sacred cow of Hollywood cinema.
This is literally the first time I've heard of Drive to Survive, how was it inserted into the pop culture?
Snyder Sir just said it
He's right. Both movies are mediocre though.
>80-90 million, give or take
just give or take ten million bros
>that's 160-180 million
give or take twenty million
There is no way on this Earth even his low end numbers are remotely true
Nobody gave a frick about this turd, any more than the times Netflix claimed Red Notice and Grey Man were super blockbusters watched more than anything released in theaters