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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming two viewers for a Zack Snyder movie is reaching.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He’s saying more people press play on a controller than go to a theatre. You are moronic, Gunnjeet

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if I hear a singular person talk about this movie in real life I will personally give Zach Snyder a blowjob

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zack Snyder already has Armond White to give him blowjobs any time he pleases.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Snyder is a freak in an industry of weirdos.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >moron director believes tech scammer lies
    >repeats them in public

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zack gotta be one of the most moronic people in Hollywood, maybe he should adopt another Black person child from Africa, the cuck.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My big takeaway is this confirms all those Netflix numbers are bullshit.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dude's an effin genius

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's delusional. Netflix automatically starts playing this shit if you scroll on it. Most people probably turned it off after 5 mins.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like youtube now, hovering over the thumbnail video counts a view

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >netflix has a no singles policy too

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Delightful of him to just casually reveal that Netflix juices their already dubious numbers by a factor of two

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, him just revealing stats like that is so hilarious. What a dumbass

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >10 dollars a ticket
    that's pretty optimistic, we haven't had prices that cheap since the Bush presidency

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most people didn't walk out of Barbie after ten minutes

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you could turn on your phone
    >and watch it there
    the director himself literally wants you to watch the movie on your phone, can't make this shit up, Zack "Slop" Snyder, maker of slop, consumer of slop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Watch it on your phone and that still counts as two viewers for Netflix.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many of those views were in India?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's at almost 90 million views
    >nooooooo, that 90 million doesn't mean it was already assuming 2 people saw it together, it was 90 million separate households

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >estimate corresponds exactly to the number of pajeets with electricity

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was both drinking and stoned when I watched it. It didn't help at all. Its pretty bad when the British space nazi villain is the most compelling character.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does that include people who stopped it 10 minutes in?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >does that include people who stopped it 10 minutes in?
      IIRC two minutes is enough to count as "watched" by Netflix's algo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        These viewing numbers are more inflated than a Dobson sexual fantasy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        2 minutes is enough time for the production company logos to pass and display "directed by zack snyder" for people to quit it

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If these hacks put as much thought and effort into the movies they make as they do pussyaching and finger-pointing, maybe the problem would solve itself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking THIS!
      Maybe if you made something actually good, you'd have more time to do something other than cope, spin, dodge, backpedal, then blaming either the production company for shackeling you or the audience that doesn't want to take a bite of your shit sandwich.
      You're not a visionary. You're a narcissist trying to make whatever IP YOURS. Maybe it's you that sucks.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know as someone who often criticizes Snyder I would always have a principle of hating him as an artist but not as a person. But holy shit he says the stupidest things. IDK, maybe it's an act.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Love or hate him, Snyder is smarter than people give him credit for.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell me a single smart thing he's ever said

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, for one he is directing a multimillion franchise, and you are here, in Cinemaphile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Batman can't kill is canon. And I'm like, 'okay, the first thing I wanna do when you say that is I wanna see what happens'. And they go, 'well don't put him in a situation where he has to kill someone'.

        >"You're protecting your god in a weird way, right? You're making your god irrelevant if he can't be in that situation. He has to now deal with that. If he does do that what does that mean? What does it tell you, does he stand up to it? Does he survive that as a god? As your god, can Batman survive that?"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why does he equate batman to god?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bruh, if you can't understand that superheroes are a stupid pantheon for a stupid people I don't know what to tell you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He’s talking about how the fans view him, moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Smartest Snyder hater

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Batman doesn't kill, it's like his defining characteristic next to wearing a costume and being rich: no matter how bad the villain, he believes in rehabilitation
          >But what if... he did kill?
          >He doesn't.
          >But if he did tho...
          >[exasperated sigh]

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My take is that Batman doesn't give a frick about rehabilitation, he just doesn't want to kill people. But that's just me

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He realizes rehabilitation doesn't work and doesn't care about the city, he just wants to let off some steam beating the shit out of people.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it's like his defining characteristic next to wearing a costume and being rich
            It literally isn’t.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it literally is

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            batman has killed lots of people though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His take on the bible make him a mega moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where can I find that take?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a Snyder hater at all but he always sounded a little downy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's a moron.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many of those views were me continually watching it on repeat since it came out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All of them. You’re the only person that watched it.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zack is such a homosexual. I can't believe you morons worshipped him just to be contrarian

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >click on the big banner accidentally for a second before backing out and watching something else
    >counts as a view

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Rebel Moon actually good enough to watch? I'll give most movies a try these days. What in 2023 would it compare to in quality?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a dumpster fire. It's not only a really bad movie, it's a movie that had an hour hacked off it's run time so they could artificially shill a "true directors cut" version six months later

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, that does sound bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      aim generally pretty forgiving for this kind of genre just because I like to keep the market open for good scifi projects and even I have to say it is pretty bad. storywise anyway, some of the visuals are pretty cool. you might enjoy it just to watch some space scifi of you don't pay too much attention to what is actually happening in the movie. It is just the most generic plotline you can possibly imagine that steals all it's plot points from 2 or 3 movies you can instantly name while watching it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes, that's tough. Story is the most element to me. Visuals will only carry me for so long.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          same, but I can watch even really dumb scifi if it is fun and looks cool. the blatent lack of even a hint of originality really put me off though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I'm gonna wait until I'm in a sci-fi lull. No way I'm gonna watch that so soon after watching Dune 2.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well for free, at least the price is right
              https://fmoviesz.to/movie/rebel-moon-part-one-a-child-of-fire-l13oz

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >fmovies.to
                Jesus H. Christ, learn to operate a torrent client, newbie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >download movies when you can just stream them
                jfc learn how tech works you insufferable cuck

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you download every israelitetube you watch as well doncha mouth breather?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Snyder really can't help but say incredibly stupid shit whenever he's interviewed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But what he said isn't stupid at all.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's objectively right though.
    What are you seething about?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie is a sacred cow. That's it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Getting people to see 2 minutes of something for free is a lot less valuable than getting people to pay for it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People pay to watch shit on NETFLIX, though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do they? Even with the "cracking down on password sharing" people still do it. And how much even is a Netflix subscription these days? $30/mo? Which completely sidesteps the fact that getting distracted and letting the cursor hover over a show for a second so the trailer plays counts as a view.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody got a Netflix account to watch this slop lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No they pay to have access to Netflix. Netflix makes the same amount of money if you spend Zero minutes watching it or 200 hours watching it over the course of the month you paid for.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And tickets these days aren't even $10, my local kinoplex is like $16

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there are over a billion jeets so he is probably right. jeetistanis prob ate this shit up

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lol. This is like when people would talk about the MASSIVE view counts they were racking up on websites like Facebook, not understanding that the vast majority of those "views" were from the autoplay as people scrolled by.

    >Wow, look how many (equivalent) views and revenue my movie totally absolutely got!!!

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >american doesnt understand price is where supoly and demand intersect
    znyder....

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >here's how Bernie can still win the primary

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why don't netflix add cats as viewers?
    i would assume one netflix viewer has at least 3 cats by their side on the bed/couch

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >That's $1.6 billion
    Impressive. Very nice.
    Now let's see Netflix's debts.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Variety is completely ignoring what Zack Snyder said just because he dared to compare his movie to what is the current sacred cow of Hollywood cinema.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally the first time I've heard of Drive to Survive, how was it inserted into the pop culture?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Snyder Sir just said it

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's right. Both movies are mediocre though.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >80-90 million, give or take
    just give or take ten million bros
    >that's 160-180 million
    give or take twenty million

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is no way on this Earth even his low end numbers are remotely true

      Nobody gave a frick about this turd, any more than the times Netflix claimed Red Notice and Grey Man were super blockbusters watched more than anything released in theaters

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