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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    walk at a brisk pace to evade her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this actually happens immediately before she gropes him
      but everyone in the series is horrible and moronic so of course the "victim" turns and stands against a wall

      it's where i stopped watching

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i heard they are making an american version where they reverse gender roles and the stalker posts on Cinemaphile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they did the film would have to take place in a universe where everyone wouldn't just bend backwards to help a woman. Maybe if she was fat and ugly

      Cinemaphile doesn't seem to like this progslop much huh
      not seeing it talked about much anymore

      I thought it was pretty good. It's not like I pay for this garbage anyway.
      And now that I've seen it all Cinemaphile isn't posting threads about it any more

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was this guy such a homosexual? That’s a beautiful British rose. I would force feed her as well. She’d probably let me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i doubt you'd have to force

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile doesn't seem to like this progslop much huh
    not seeing it talked about much anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a friend of mine who has similar tastes to me told me about it only recently. I've been watching something else though but I plan on watching it. he said something about a fat woman stalker and the protagonist getting bummed. did sound interesting

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take her round to that producer's house and have him bum rape her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking brilliant, why didn't he think of this?
      Also the first red flag should have been when Darrien said he was a pansexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >well groomed male approaches you in a bar
        100% of the time they want to shag your arse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What qualifies as being well groomed?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a fresh hair cut, a slim fit shirt and a bottle of poppers in his pocket

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              gays unironically do all that in preparation for their raping nights?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've had fat stinky b***hes stalk me its not fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds horrifying.
      Give us a greentext, anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First time was my freshman year of college
        >At school one random day
        >Random number is texting me asking to see my dick
        >I'm not very attractive and despite losing my virginity at 16 I had not had sex since then so there weren't any stories about how hot I was or how big my dick is
        >They also keep telling me personal information that they know about me that I haven't really disclosed to anyone
        >I'm kinda desperate for romance at this point in my life so I keep telling them that if they reveal themself to me I won't go to anybody about it
        >They keep saying no and eventually I block their number cause they're super insistant about seeing my penis
        >For years I thought it was this gross b***h who was a known prostitute at my school but then I came to the revalation that it could have been this fat black troony
        >As soon as this hit me I gagged and blocked this troony on literally everything

        Second time was when I did the Disney College Program about 2 years later
        >Basically there's a party bus that you pay a few bucks for and it takes all of the College Program kids (CPs for short) to the bars around downtown Orlando. A different bar every day
        >Tuesday is arguably their biggest night where they take everyone to a place called Señor Frogs
        >At this point in my life I was more sexually active and going to bars for the express purpose of fricking women
        >The previous week to this night I was chatting up a girl at another bar.
        >The beer goggles were on and this fat b***h looked damn good. Real damn good.
        >A few minutes into the conversation I get assaulted with this pungent smell.
        >This scent was like smelling salts and it fricking sobered me the frick up.
        >I realize that the b***h is fat and she stinks like shit so I fake that my friends are looking for me and dip
        >Back to tuesday
        >I'm moving through the crowd chatting up girls, especially this one tall Indian girl
        >Suddenly stinky fatty comes back to me
        >She pretends not to know who I am, but she does 200% cont...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cont...
          >I try and get away from her but stinky fatty is following me throughout the bar trying to strike up conversation
          >At this point I think she's gonna try something when suddenly the club lights come on and I fricking say "GOTTA GO, BYE!"
          >I speed walk out of that motherfricker like Sonichu taught me
          >I get back on the party bus, she's there
          >Frick me, she's staring me down like I'm a piece of meat
          >Suddenly I get a tug on my jacket. Some b***h is yelling at me about it.
          >Quickly begin to converse with her
          >Things happen and the b***h that saved my life is now my girlfriend, has been for quiet some time now.
          Moral of the story, don't get so drunk that you think fat b***hes are hot. And if a latina seems aggrivated with you in the club she's testing you. Have some stones, it could be your only chance

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Quickly begin to converse with her
            >Things happen and the b***h that saved my life is now my girlfriend, has been for quiet some time now.
            Bro this the best part you skipped. Tell her off in front of everyone? What did your thin girlfriend do? Get into a fight with the orca?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Señor Frogs
          i have lived in central florida for 40 years
          been to orlando, kissimmee, tampa, ybor city countless times
          never once saw a place called 'Señor Frogs'
          now why would you post a fabvricated story, anonymously, on an anonymous website?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fricking moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even if he didn't instantly correct you with Google maps, how could you possibly think you have an up-to-date mental list of the names of every bar in the state?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine feeding her eclairs as you cum in her ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heavenly. she's literally built for getting pounded

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    restrainment order

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she would show the judge a recording of you joking about her fat breasts and she would get it dismissed and have one placed against you just to keep fricking with you

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call me Ishmael

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ngl I would love it, she is a bit more fatter than I usually like them but she has a cute face and nice eyes. As long as she aint a c**t I would eat her c**t

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd just let her suck me off whenever I wanted

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bananas & sprite.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has a pretty face, obviously it's just because she is a Hollywood fat woman but fat chicks with pretty faces can get it

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wouldn't enable her in the first place. If she was just showing up at the bar I work at I could probably deal with it but I'd reject any offers to meet her in private and I'd make sure she doesn't learn my phone number, adress or E-Mail. I imagine she'd lose interest eventually and bother someone else.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk away

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't lead her on in the first place

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    day that calorie restriction results in weight loss and this is an inviolable law of physics

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would enlist the help of Captain Ahab, he has dealt with things like this before.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This show was pretty unintentionally redpilled. I almost turned it off when it's revealed he's dating a troony, but then you find out he's only dating a troony because he got turned into a huge homosexual by being gay raped lmao, many such cases!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would have believed it was from porn addiction before we see the gay rape

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would form a dependent relationship to her and use her as material for my own comedy and later a Netflix series where I can pretend I was the victim all along instead of enabling my own neurotic pathologies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was just trying to be a good bartender, anon.
      The bartender in the last scene did the same thing for him

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you handle her stalking you?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell her I'm going to buy her a gym membership if she doesn't stop

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do a 360 and walk away

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will never watch but I heard the protagonist becomes a gay hooker to avoid the stalker. Can anyone confirm this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not watched it either but that's kind of what my friend said. apparently
      >comedian who works in bar gets stalked by psychotic ham planet
      >that leaves him with some weird repressed trauma
      >comedy picks up and he gets ass raped by a gay producer
      >tries to live a normal life but ends up doing more and more degenerate things because he's traumatised
      >ends up trying to have sex with a troony
      >has a breakdown because he's broken from all the trauma

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leave some raw poultry in a glass and serve her a glass of water in it next time she turns up

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't need to

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm black so she would have ignored me because she was racist as hell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her body her choice.

      Why don't you date other black girls?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Andy

    Part with the male rapist just reminds me of Chad Moss

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