I remember the first time that was posted on Cinemaphile, I legit thought it was a dumb troll someone had made. It was so unbelievably stupid, that there was no way I was going to fall for such obvious bait. It wasn't until I watched a clip online some weeks later that I realised it was real.
You know i honestly thought it was a charity appeal advert the first time it was posted. And it was going to ask me to donate $3 a month.
It is edited exactly like one.
Looking back it has major Ramma Ramma vibes as well.
>Emperor's New Clothes
Banks directed the film. Called it her passion project. She built the fricking thing. Cast the diverse leads. Approved the script.
But to say the media and fans were misled due to "marketing" is a bridge too far.
Do you think Kristen and Elizabeth had an affair during the shooting?
The more I think about it the surer I get that this was the case.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I don't honestly think about it. Do I think Banks is faithful to her husband? Do I think Stewart is faithful? I mean, you do the math.
They made a film for lesbians and even hired two known lesbian actresses. Do I think the director fricked one of them? Might be the first time in history where that didn't happen.
4 months ago
Anonymous
eve noticed how lesbians faces become embittered, twisted and sharp looking over time
must be all that happiness and peaceful joy they've found.
sure looks that way, i doubt banks shot all that footage. in fact, knowing sony, there's a good chance they pushed for this montage if they didn't outright shove it in themselves in post.
why do morons actually think that Muslims remove the clit when it is literally Haram? is it some atheist YouTuber DUNKING on Islam that made this a thing?
>people in production signed off on this and thought it would inspire millions of women to see their spy movie
Maybe this industry really does need a complete reset.
>make a movie for men >becomes popular franchise >women get involved >make it all about how they're women >movie fails >women and simps cry sexism >movie franchise dies
Imagine calling 911 and a female cop or firefighter shows up. Best case scenario is you both die and she hopefully gets replaced by a man that is strong enough to actually save someone in the future.
>US is 40 million Blacks, 20 million chinks, 10 million israelites, 60 million native spanish speakers, 5 million muslims
change both flags to US and it'd be more accurate.
they are all really hot
charismatic even
and can act
but a script and directing fricked them over
oh, well, such is the ESG life
what is a couple careers for burned for The Message, eh?
I believe it and didn't think you were making a joke. I'm just laughing that it's the point of switching off. I don't even know why you would download it though. I wouldn't watch it for free.
4 months ago
Anonymous
gave it a shot cause the angels werent bad
and i thought the opening credits thing was a joke that someone edited for Cinemaphile
And killed Roe v Wade which was all the average feminist cared about. It's ironic that her legacy will be a lesson in how women's narcisssism destroys any attempt they make at progress.
And killed Roe v Wade which was all the average feminist cared about. It's ironic that her legacy will be a lesson in how women's narcisssism destroys any attempt they make at progress.
I don't know about american politics. Can anyone explain me this?
Prior to Trump's election the Supreme court (the judicial body that interprets the constitution) had an even split among ideologies, 4 left wing, 4 right wing, and a centrist justice Roberts (who was in theory right wing, but usually voted with the left on ideological cases.)
One of the left wing justices was an old woman named Ruth Bader Ginsburg. she had multiple health problems before the election and should have retired when Obama was in office, but she expected Hillary Clinton to win which would allow her to be the first justice replaced by a female president.
Trump won and she died during his term, that resulted in the balance of the supreme court being 3 left wing, 5 right wing and 1 center.
One of their more controversial decisions since then has been the reversal of an old court case decision Roe v. Wade, that made abortion legal in all the states, After that reversal, some states have restricted abortion access.
Abortion was an issue very important to RBG so her hubris in not retiring under Obama is seen as a huge mistake.
holy frick, she looks like she would blow into dust if you sneezed close to her
is there no age limit to be in important political positions?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>is there no age limit to be in important political positions?
Sure, it's called "voters."
The Supreme Court specifically is nominally apolitical and a lifetime appointment, so the only ways out are death or resignation. It's a "council of elders as a check on the whims of the mercurial masses" idea.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>is there no age limit to be in important political positions?
No, and the Supreme court in particular is a lifetime appointment meant to reduce the opportunity of influence from campaign donors and such that the president and legislative positions have.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>meant to reduce the opportunity of influence from campaign donors and such that the president and legislative positions have.
does it works?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Somewhat.
They don't have to simp for donors every election cycle like senators, but they are just as susceptible to personal bribes as anyone.
4 months ago
Anonymous
yes. that's why most supreme court decisions were unanimous even when the court was split. not having to care about getting pushed out means that you don't have as much to prove and you aren't chained to always siding with whoever nominated you
as a guy who is working in an office that is 80% women i can tell you its not just by 1 woman. usually when there is a project and the entire team is female, reality checks start to critically fail as women are incapable of criticizing the alpha woman in a group. when the alpha woman has a stupid idea the others will just fall in line and not say anything. this leads to women teams producing colossally bad stuff where you just ask yourself how in a team of 9 people no one noticed the rather obvious flaws. they convince each other that what they think and do is right instead of critically evaluating it.
agreed though it is pretty comfy when the alpha female isn't a moron. women are fine at making stuff, just not challenge dumb shit. so a chad alpha female who knows what she's doing makes for a great colleague or boss, but there's the huge caveat that if she's incompetent, it's 100x worse than the average incompetent dude
Reminder that RBG's legacy is being too stubborn to give up her seat while a democrat was president, and had it filled with a conservative when she died. All abortion shit and everything from the supreme court that liberals cry about is because of her.
>Reminder that RBG's legacy is being too stubborn to give up her seat while a democrat was president, and had it filled with a conservative when she died. All abortion shit and everything from the supreme court that liberals cry about is because of her.
it was to a feminist manifesto. It had a scene with giving out free birth control & tampons. And the snarky "girl power" comments along with it. I'm glad it bombed. Plus, her saying she is in her early 40's gtfo
>Movie has to make money >FRICK YOU MEN GIRRLL POWA THIS MOVIE IS NOT FOR YOU >Okay, as a man i will do as you say and wont pay to see it. >REEEEEEE WHY DID YOU NOT GO SEEE IT AND GIVE ME MONEY
Has hostile marketing ever fricking worked?
The movie was a shit test and we passed by letting it bomb.
i don't fund people who hate me.
With the right director they make great main characters. This is especially important when we follow them to a hot tub so they can take off their tops and discuss the threat at hand.
>a stereotype in Hollywood that men don't go see women do action movies
It's not a stereotype, it's a verifiable fact, plus it's not just men who avoid these movies: it's everyone.
Maybe if people would stop making "female action lead" synonymous with "girl power, 'yas slay queen', political garbage" I'd fricking watch them. Best I've seen in the last few years were You're Next and Ready or Not, and those aren't even primarily action movies. I'd mention Underworld, but I doubt I could convince any of you that I do indeed like those movies beyond Beckinsale in a bodysuit, and the last Resident Evil movie was a special kind of dreadful.
>Maybe if people would stop making "female action lead" synonymous with "girl power, 'yas slay queen', political garbage" I'd fricking watch them.
Yeah, I had no problem with Terminator or Aleins, which are both female lead action movies.
>the original Charlie's Angels movies both passed $250m box office >yet people pretend it's misogyny when people don't watch female movies
maybe they're just shit lol
I have 0 idea how in the frick they screwed up a successful formula. >Hot woman, kick some ass.
People are willing to let a woman fight men in action films. As long as they don't turn on the nag switch. When i have to hear about social issues, women's rights and other political bullshit. I just turn the film off. Spy action is not the right setting for a long boring deep dive in to the directors personal politics. If i wanted that, i would not be watching a Spy Action film now would i? >Resident Evil
Fricking did it.
And they made like 10 movies out of it.
Nobody thinks less of Milla Jovovich as a woman. She fricking killed it as Alice and Leloo.
>Hot woman, kick some ass.
I think you have to be a homosexual to like that though
Women doing masculine things isn't hot, and women aren't believable in fight scenes
So it's worthless as action and worthless as boner bait
The uploader has not made the video available in my country, anon.
4 months ago
Anonymous
its haywire(2011)
4 months ago
Anonymous
>During a particularly harrowing two-week period when Cohen was teaching Carano the art of surveillance and counter-surveillance, he and his team tracked her via a GPS system installed in her car.
How does that help teach her surveillance
This is how it always goes. Women don't want to watch action movies, but if the movies appeal to their boyfriends enough they'll tag along. My gf has been dragged to everything from Tomb Raider to Shin Kamen Rider not because she wanted to watch them, but because I did. When The Marvels was in theaters we were sitting in a cafe literally right next to the movie theater with an entire day ahead of us with nothing to do so I asked if she wanted to see it. Her response? >What is that? Why would I want to watch a movie called The Marvels?
So we just went home instead.
nah youre not getting the point. they are forbidden from using tampons because their parents fear it could destroy their virginity. this is a real and serious concerns for many parents in the middle east. the girls there are under strict parental control to the point where they are not allowed to leave the house alone and are not free to choose their partner.
she is partially right though. especially east turkey is very conservative and girls staying "virgin" is very important because marriages there are arranged, so tampons are not allowed. they probably use pads though.
Tampons are fairly rare outside of the west because they involve shoving something up your vegana and they are actually dangerous.
Only western women are dirty and stupid enough to use them.
the naivety lies more in the fact that they wont allow women run around unattended, but women not allowed to keep their own money is definitely a thing in arab countries.
What i find hilarious is women already live life on easy mode. Yes some men are dangerous, but thats life. There is danger for everyone. But these crazy b***hes want more than the easy life they already have. Its fricking insane
>women scared for their lives >help release dangerous criminals from jail >help prevent them from owning guns to even the odds against men >help import more dangerous men from 3rd world shitholes
????????
Why is it so hard to make a RE movie? Just follow the plot of the first 2 games, which movie like in the first place. I will say, I didn’t think that recent RE movie was great, and the casting was shit, but it wasn’t horrible. A few tweaks and it could have been good.
Punjabi Leon and Negress Jill were unforgivable. Worse is the actress who plays Jill is actually attractive and somehow she looked like shit.
She needs to fire her agent. A cursory look at any of these projects Forespoken, Charlie's Angels, Resident Evil should have been enough. I know you can't be selective in your early career but given that a flop could ruin your entire career you have to try and be discerning when a script comes along.
She's a dumb wiener-jumping prostitute who torpedoed her own marriage and even her own movies because she was too busy jumping on Harry Styles' wiener to actually give a shit about anything else
She tried to throw Shia under the bus saying he was being difficult to work with and "fired" him over twitter before his girlfriend fka twigs called her out then she hired Harry Styles and made a movie nobody cares about
>Banks and Olivia Wilde are such lying deceitful b***hes
and we put up with it cause we want to frick them, not nice and soft, but punish them for hating men amiright! these bawds need to get pounded by BWC!
I'm with this dude. Girls only hate men because they've never had a BIG WHITE wiener! To Liz's credit, she talks about dick size openly, so you KNOW she's a size queen.
This is the same woman who got up on stage and proudly proclaimed that Steven Spielberg had never made a film with a female lead. This was like maybe a year after the BFG released.
Obviously false according to what she was saying at the time of release, but also anyone who watched the movie knows it's a lie. When every single man, including bit parts, is terrible and sexist, and every single woman, including bit parts, is competent and confident, it doesn't take a summer course in modern politics to figure out what's up.
And that's still not the worst sin. The worst sin was that the Angels constantly intruded on each others skill sets, completely muddling the character work and plot.
>Obviously false according to what she was saying at the time of release, but also anyone who watched the movie knows it's a lie. When every single man, including bit parts, is terrible and sexist, a
She doesn't know subtlety, like every feminist so she has the bad guys in the intro out of nowhere start talking about how women can't do anything. Real life chauvanists are more subtle, and they can also have positive traits that a woman might actually enjoy. Like they're a rich sugar daddy who thinks women can't do anything, so they just take care of women as home makers.
She should have doubled down and said Cocaine Bear was a treatise on the female condition. Would have at least generated some curiosity-related content/side chat.
She's too much of a lightweight thinker/soul to play the provocation game in a way that's interesting and not purely shallow and self-serving. Even if her movies suck (and they do, the real truth here) if she was at least legit in her convictions they'd have some small value.
i dont even hate her but just look at her filmography, she is the slop queen. was she a harvey case? or is there something else to explain her transition from being a horrible actress to a horrible director? i literally only know her from 40 yo virgin that is how bad she is
cory chase. so sad. very laconic in front of the camera. all of those loads blown for her and just for a sturdy frame. almost manlike. give me cherrydeville any day of the week over her
>newbie reveals itself
AI is pure and untainted. it sees blacks as gorillas, trannies as men, and can detect the race of someone by an xray even when the xray has been purposefully degraded to being almost unidentifiable.
they keep having to break AI or disable those functions completely because it is so accurate and truthful.
Only good thing about nu-Charlie’s angels is that it seems Kstew is actually having a hell of a good time. Like she is legitimately bursting at the seems from excitement.
I saw Charlie Angels on tv yesterday
I can not explain it, but I find her so hot in blonde that even her face on the screen in this movie make my benis chubby.
Never forget she tried to take Spielberg down a peg while accepting an award, got called out immediately, and later had to backpedal. She faced zero repercussions.
She's lucky she still has a career at all.
>don't know why pitcher plants smell so sweet when that attracts the flies they eat
they are depend on camouflage to hide in non-arab societies, so they have developed extreme secondary sexual characteristics to attract unwitting males so they can harvest their seed and continue their israelitery undisturbed.
passes down the mother lines, that's how israel defines who is a israelite. father doesn't matter.
>The title of the 1985 film, which starred Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey, was immediately shouted out to Banks when she was onstage inside the Beverly Hilton’s International Ballroom on Tuesday. “I went to Indiana Jones and Jaws and every movie Steven Spielberg ever made, and by the way, he’s never made a movie with a female lead. Sorry, Steven. I don’t mean to call your ass out, but it’s true,” said Banks, who was once directed by Spielberg in his 2002 film Catch Me If You Can. The attack caused a wave of ooohs in the audience, and one guest attempted to correct Banks, yelling out, “The Color Purple!”
>Banks was quick to correct herself, admitting she was wrong, only to second-guess that guest: “Umm … he directed?” He did, but another attendee claimed he didn’t, so Banks replied, “Oh, so I’m right still.”
> “I went to Indiana Jones and Jaws and every movie Steven Spielberg ever made, and by the way, he’s never made a movie with a female lead. Sorry, Steven. I don’t mean to call your ass out, but it’s true,” said Banks, who was once directed by Spielberg in his 2002 film Catch Me If You Can. The attack caused a wave of ooohs in the audience, and one guest attempted to correct Banks, yelling out, “The Color Purple!” >Banks was quick to correct herself, admitting she was wrong, only to second-guess that guest: “Umm … he directed?” He did, but another attendee claimed he didn’t, so Banks replied, “Oh, so I’m right still.”
Maximum cringe
> “I went to Indiana Jones and Jaws and every movie Steven Spielberg ever made, and by the way, he’s never made a movie with a female lead. Sorry, Steven. I don’t mean to call your ass out, but it’s true,” said Banks, who was once directed by Spielberg in his 2002 film Catch Me If You Can. The attack caused a wave of ooohs in the audience, and one guest attempted to correct Banks, yelling out, “The Color Purple!” >Banks was quick to correct herself, admitting she was wrong, only to second-guess that guest: “Umm … he directed?” He did, but another attendee claimed he didn’t, so Banks replied, “Oh, so I’m right still.”
Maximum cringe
>The title of the 1985 film, which starred Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey, was immediately shouted out to Banks when she was onstage inside the Beverly Hilton’s International Ballroom on Tuesday. “I went to Indiana Jones and Jaws and every movie Steven Spielberg ever made, and by the way, he’s never made a movie with a female lead. Sorry, Steven. I don’t mean to call your ass out, but it’s true,” said Banks, who was once directed by Spielberg in his 2002 film Catch Me If You Can. The attack caused a wave of ooohs in the audience, and one guest attempted to correct Banks, yelling out, “The Color Purple!”
>Banks was quick to correct herself, admitting she was wrong, only to second-guess that guest: “Umm … he directed?” He did, but another attendee claimed he didn’t, so Banks replied, “Oh, so I’m right still.”
>The title of the 1985 film, which starred Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey, was immediately shouted out to Banks when she was onstage inside the Beverly Hilton’s International Ballroom on Tuesday. “I went to Indiana Jones and Jaws and every movie Steven Spielberg ever made, and by the way, he’s never made a movie with a female lead. Sorry, Steven. I don’t mean to call your ass out, but it’s true,” said Banks, who was once directed by Spielberg in his 2002 film Catch Me If You Can. The attack caused a wave of ooohs in the audience, and one guest attempted to correct Banks, yelling out, “The Color Purple!”
>Banks was quick to correct herself, admitting she was wrong, only to second-guess that guest: “Umm … he directed?” He did, but another attendee claimed he didn’t, so Banks replied, “Oh, so I’m right still.”
Holy frick this is actually painful to read.
> “I went to Indiana Jones and Jaws and every movie Steven Spielberg ever made, and by the way, he’s never made a movie with a female lead. Sorry, Steven. I don’t mean to call your ass out, but it’s true,” said Banks, who was once directed by Spielberg in his 2002 film Catch Me If You Can. The attack caused a wave of ooohs in the audience, and one guest attempted to correct Banks, yelling out, “The Color Purple!” >Banks was quick to correct herself, admitting she was wrong, only to second-guess that guest: “Umm … he directed?” He did, but another attendee claimed he didn’t, so Banks replied, “Oh, so I’m right still.”
Maximum cringe
>Cinemaphile sticking up for Hollywood's most prominent israelite
now i've seen everything
fact.
noble versus peasant, rich versus poor, women versus men, old versus young.
they keep creating more and more victim status groups to further the divide and conquer because we outnumber them thousands to one - they want us weak and divided, they are terrified.
imagine what a tapeworm would think if it was conscious - now you understand the perpetual fear and self loathing of juden.
I love it how easy being a man is, you can just a buddhist and go like "if you let karma fly like a bird through your house, dont think about it, dont react to it, and its gone" then you would have no mental karma around problems like OP.
You know what I did when I saw all of this I thought "lol, seems to me that its another housewife bullshit thing, who cares then" and then I never watched it. I mean, most of us already know in our subconscious that its going to be shit, that they will ruin it. So instead of walking into region of terror where you will be in misery...just walk away...or just let this bird of feminism fly through your house? Who cares?
These days I dont care anymore, its just dumb, fat housewives movies, a bunch of children, low skilled subhuman garbage. There is no surprise. There is no problem. Just dont keep yourself busy with it, go make some money, start a business, do activism or something. Movies were always kinda shit tier and for lower organisms.
I think you're just trying to be above something you don't fully understand.
This is the modern recreation of going to the village square to throw rotting fruit at the local moron who's locked up in the stocks. It's fun to collectively make fun of something.
frick this sexism grifting c**t.
This is the same b***h who was bold and moronic enough to try to shame Steven Spielberg on stage by saying he never made a movie with a female lead, only for the audience to shout out "The Color Purple".
That was a prepared speech which she had to have run through multiple people beforehand and none of them even thought to correct her. That's pretty funny.
I want to lick her soles
Pic-related was one of the stars, is that close enough?
She's famously pro footgay
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/33PmzxKvetA
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7oNG3r9bqGg
She has gone out of her way for us before
I want to dick her holes.
homosexual
wtf was that opening credit sequence tampon commercial?
does anyone have the webm
OFF KOURSH!
The shit cgi helicopter makes me laugh every time
>this is an title intro to elizabeth's "Action movie"
sure lizzy
>men say I can't direct action
>they're right
>blumpf did this
I remember the first time that was posted on Cinemaphile, I legit thought it was a dumb troll someone had made. It was so unbelievably stupid, that there was no way I was going to fall for such obvious bait. It wasn't until I watched a clip online some weeks later that I realised it was real.
You know i honestly thought it was a charity appeal advert the first time it was posted. And it was going to ask me to donate $3 a month.
It is edited exactly like one.
Looking back it has major Ramma Ramma vibes as well.
Rama Rama is fricking kino.
I still feel like this clip is bait. Am i being trolled right now?
what the FRICK
>Girls can do anything!!!
>Cut to montage of random girls doing things
Bravo, Banksu
Well, almost anything. If they choose to be a stay at home mother, that's wrong and betraying all that feminism has accomplished.
It's hilarious that this shit is real. It looks like a 70-year-old man's idea of a recruitment video for the girl scouts.
It's fine.
Its fine if you're making an advert for an international private school for girls.
Damn Liz I'm sure you didn't need to go this far to get your blackrock bux holy fricking shit
i showed this to a girl i know irl and she said it was insulting, kek
You know a girl irl? What does she smell like? Tell us everything
I will now buy your tampons
This looks like some type of girl power montage a middle school girl would make
It looks like a commercial for tampons or BPD meds
Isn't the premise of charlie's angels that there's 4 smoking hot baywatch babes doing glowie shit at the whim of some old c**t
why are you phrase this like it's a question you're asking instead of a declaration you're making
it's. everything.
movie?
So weird. Is this supposed to be the angels when they were growing up?
>Emperor's New Clothes
Banks directed the film. Called it her passion project. She built the fricking thing. Cast the diverse leads. Approved the script.
But to say the media and fans were misled due to "marketing" is a bridge too far.
Do you think Kristen and Elizabeth had an affair during the shooting?
The more I think about it the surer I get that this was the case.
I don't honestly think about it. Do I think Banks is faithful to her husband? Do I think Stewart is faithful? I mean, you do the math.
They made a film for lesbians and even hired two known lesbian actresses. Do I think the director fricked one of them? Might be the first time in history where that didn't happen.
eve noticed how lesbians faces become embittered, twisted and sharp looking over time
must be all that happiness and peaceful joy they've found.
>girls too can ride bikes
How could I have been so blind!? I guess my cousins riding with me was all in my head all this time!
Regular ould action sthuff.
i can't tell if this is the opening of the movie or the end
Opening.
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Are they singing about KFC?
i swear there was an almost identical montage in the first captain marvel movie
I still refuse to believe this is real. Since I'll never watch this movie I may never know.
Thats in the movie??
what
>women in hijab skydiving
wow I never realized muzzies were so radical!
Are those stock videos?
sure looks that way, i doubt banks shot all that footage. in fact, knowing sony, there's a good chance they pushed for this montage if they didn't outright shove it in themselves in post.
They probably bought them from a womyn-owned B-roll production studio.
>Little girls wearing hijab meaning they got their first period already fit to marry
As is the custom, infidel.
they've also just had their clit and lips sliced off by a bearded old goatfricker in rags, and are set to marry their 67 year old uncle.
That's almost entirely an animist and African thing.
why do morons actually think that Muslims remove the clit when it is literally Haram? is it some atheist YouTuber DUNKING on Islam that made this a thing?
Liberals are so cringe
>totally not an activist manifesto guys, just le action movie.
I honestly thought I was looking at a tampon commercial or something.
what the frick
women shouldn't be allowed to make movies anymore
i cant understand how something like this can sincerely be made
>people in production signed off on this and thought it would inspire millions of women to see their spy movie
Maybe this industry really does need a complete reset.
>maybe
>Maybe this industry really does need a complete reset.
Girl power woo!!! The future is female!!!
You guys are shitting on this but Barbie did the exact same cringe schlock 20 years later and made a billion dollars.
If Barbie was a loveless, sexless, ass-kicking lesbian it would have failed too.
>make a movie for men
>becomes popular franchise
>women get involved
>make it all about how they're women
>movie fails
>women and simps cry sexism
>movie franchise dies
This is why I laugh every time a liberal gets murdered
Imagine calling 911 and a female cop or firefighter shows up. Best case scenario is you both die and she hopefully gets replaced by a man that is strong enough to actually save someone in the future.
Just some action bro
>tampon commercial
That... is really apt
I still rape her
do amerimutts really shill articles about innane homosexual/womanshit (gossip) for free on anonymous mongolese clam scraping forums?
It’s spelled “inane,” you europoor brainlet. Rent free btw
>US is 40 million Blacks, 20 million chinks, 10 million israelites, 60 million native spanish speakers, 5 million muslims
change both flags to US and it'd be more accurate.
Test
Testicles
cringe
simps are out of control
>born and raised in Pittsfield, Massachusetts, Ali
it’s ogre
>Yashar Ali
He looks like you'd expect.
look at that Bostonian man!
Looks like a YT flunkie who brings Chunk his sѹmilk lattes.
We will always have The Next Three Days
>Diversity done right tbh
DOMESTIC $17,803,077
Yikes
they are all really hot
charismatic even
and can act
but a script and directing fricked them over
oh, well, such is the ESG life
what is a couple careers for burned for The Message, eh?
>and can act
let’s not go crazy here
done right tbh
so they went back to where they came from?
I need the one on the left and the one on the right to take turns on farting up my nose and in my mouth
crazy how the 2 nonwhites and even the post menopausal director looks better than the younger white female
banks is such a attractive mature woman, i wanna kiss her
Oof level: Maximum.
She's such a dumb b***h
Wow, Terminator : Dark Fate was a thing. How does one see that nowadays?
If
is sneaky I want to know what "obvious" is.
>sneaky
Do leftoids really?
this was around the time i turned off the movie and regretted downloading it
>"this was around the time i turned off the movie"
>Opening credits are still rolling
kek
im not making a joke
this was literally the point in the movie i turned it off, it was probably 10 minutes in
I believe it and didn't think you were making a joke. I'm just laughing that it's the point of switching off. I don't even know why you would download it though. I wouldn't watch it for free.
gave it a shot cause the angels werent bad
and i thought the opening credits thing was a joke that someone edited for Cinemaphile
this was literally just before the end credits moron
I have to give 'RBG' credit, she handed the SCOTUS to the GOP for a generation
And killed Roe v Wade which was all the average feminist cared about. It's ironic that her legacy will be a lesson in how women's narcisssism destroys any attempt they make at progress.
I don't know about american politics. Can anyone explain me this?
Prior to Trump's election the Supreme court (the judicial body that interprets the constitution) had an even split among ideologies, 4 left wing, 4 right wing, and a centrist justice Roberts (who was in theory right wing, but usually voted with the left on ideological cases.)
One of the left wing justices was an old woman named Ruth Bader Ginsburg. she had multiple health problems before the election and should have retired when Obama was in office, but she expected Hillary Clinton to win which would allow her to be the first justice replaced by a female president.
Trump won and she died during his term, that resulted in the balance of the supreme court being 3 left wing, 5 right wing and 1 center.
One of their more controversial decisions since then has been the reversal of an old court case decision Roe v. Wade, that made abortion legal in all the states, After that reversal, some states have restricted abortion access.
Abortion was an issue very important to RBG so her hubris in not retiring under Obama is seen as a huge mistake.
holy frick, she looks like she would blow into dust if you sneezed close to her
is there no age limit to be in important political positions?
>is there no age limit to be in important political positions?
Sure, it's called "voters."
The Supreme Court specifically is nominally apolitical and a lifetime appointment, so the only ways out are death or resignation. It's a "council of elders as a check on the whims of the mercurial masses" idea.
>is there no age limit to be in important political positions?
No, and the Supreme court in particular is a lifetime appointment meant to reduce the opportunity of influence from campaign donors and such that the president and legislative positions have.
>meant to reduce the opportunity of influence from campaign donors and such that the president and legislative positions have.
does it works?
Somewhat.
They don't have to simp for donors every election cycle like senators, but they are just as susceptible to personal bribes as anyone.
yes. that's why most supreme court decisions were unanimous even when the court was split. not having to care about getting pushed out means that you don't have as much to prove and you aren't chained to always siding with whoever nominated you
How is it so bad bros...
It was made by a woman with no talent.
as a guy who is working in an office that is 80% women i can tell you its not just by 1 woman. usually when there is a project and the entire team is female, reality checks start to critically fail as women are incapable of criticizing the alpha woman in a group. when the alpha woman has a stupid idea the others will just fall in line and not say anything. this leads to women teams producing colossally bad stuff where you just ask yourself how in a team of 9 people no one noticed the rather obvious flaws. they convince each other that what they think and do is right instead of critically evaluating it.
Similar situation and I've seen it happen.
agreed though it is pretty comfy when the alpha female isn't a moron. women are fine at making stuff, just not challenge dumb shit. so a chad alpha female who knows what she's doing makes for a great colleague or boss, but there's the huge caveat that if she's incompetent, it's 100x worse than the average incompetent dude
Holy fricking cringe. "No, guize...I was really just trying to make a run of the mill action movie, honest!!!!!111111OneOneOne"
Reminder that RBG's legacy is being too stubborn to give up her seat while a democrat was president, and had it filled with a conservative when she died. All abortion shit and everything from the supreme court that liberals cry about is because of her.
>Reminder that RBG's legacy is being too stubborn to give up her seat while a democrat was president, and had it filled with a conservative when she died. All abortion shit and everything from the supreme court that liberals cry about is because of her.
Correct, I hate Hillary and RBG so god damn much.
it was to a feminist manifesto. It had a scene with giving out free birth control & tampons. And the snarky "girl power" comments along with it. I'm glad it bombed. Plus, her saying she is in her early 40's gtfo
>Movie has to make money
>FRICK YOU MEN GIRRLL POWA THIS MOVIE IS NOT FOR YOU
>Okay, as a man i will do as you say and wont pay to see it.
>REEEEEEE WHY DID YOU NOT GO SEEE IT AND GIVE ME MONEY
Has hostile marketing ever fricking worked?
The movie was a shit test and we passed by letting it bomb.
i don't fund people who hate me.
I don't want to see women in action movies other than as supporting eye candy
With the right director they make great main characters. This is especially important when we follow them to a hot tub so they can take off their tops and discuss the threat at hand.
And where were the women? Did they go to see your stinky movie? No they didn't you disingenuous b***h.
Well, she made a really fricking shitty action movie that was full of the most ham-fisted feminist messaging.
Women won't go to movie theatres on their own anymore because hooting Black folk go to the movies and they don't feel safe.
>a stereotype in Hollywood that men don't go see women do action movies
It's not a stereotype, it's a verifiable fact, plus it's not just men who avoid these movies: it's everyone.
>GO AND SAVE YOURSELF
>AND TAKE IT OUT ON ME
Maybe if people would stop making "female action lead" synonymous with "girl power, 'yas slay queen', political garbage" I'd fricking watch them. Best I've seen in the last few years were You're Next and Ready or Not, and those aren't even primarily action movies. I'd mention Underworld, but I doubt I could convince any of you that I do indeed like those movies beyond Beckinsale in a bodysuit, and the last Resident Evil movie was a special kind of dreadful.
>Maybe if people would stop making "female action lead" synonymous with "girl power, 'yas slay queen', political garbage" I'd fricking watch them.
Yeah, I had no problem with Terminator or Aleins, which are both female lead action movies.
Your toxic masculinity is still an issue
How?
Time for some introspection
>I-it just is
>the original Charlie's Angels movies both passed $250m box office
>yet people pretend it's misogyny when people don't watch female movies
maybe they're just shit lol
I have 0 idea how in the frick they screwed up a successful formula.
>Hot woman, kick some ass.
People are willing to let a woman fight men in action films. As long as they don't turn on the nag switch. When i have to hear about social issues, women's rights and other political bullshit. I just turn the film off. Spy action is not the right setting for a long boring deep dive in to the directors personal politics. If i wanted that, i would not be watching a Spy Action film now would i?
>Resident Evil
Fricking did it.
And they made like 10 movies out of it.
Nobody thinks less of Milla Jovovich as a woman. She fricking killed it as Alice and Leloo.
>Hot woman, kick some ass.
I think you have to be a homosexual to like that though
Women doing masculine things isn't hot, and women aren't believable in fight scenes
So it's worthless as action and worthless as boner bait
The uploader has not made the video available in my country, anon.
its haywire(2011)
>During a particularly harrowing two-week period when Cohen was teaching Carano the art of surveillance and counter-surveillance, he and his team tracked her via a GPS system installed in her car.
How does that help teach her surveillance
Her Charlie's Angels reboot actually had a majority male audience. All that complaining about men but it was women who refused to see it.
This is how it always goes. Women don't want to watch action movies, but if the movies appeal to their boyfriends enough they'll tag along. My gf has been dragged to everything from Tomb Raider to Shin Kamen Rider not because she wanted to watch them, but because I did. When The Marvels was in theaters we were sitting in a cafe literally right next to the movie theater with an entire day ahead of us with nothing to do so I asked if she wanted to see it. Her response?
>What is that? Why would I want to watch a movie called The Marvels?
So we just went home instead.
>What is that? Why would I want to watch a movie called The Marvels?
Marry her
It's happening in September. We're all gonna make it.
>77
Congratulations, lad!
>Men see movies with female MCs
>NO NOT THOSE MOVIES
What a c**t.
>"They'll go and see a comic book movie with Captain Marvel"
not anymore they won't
did they really pretend there was no tampons in Turkey?
Turkie is a #freebleeding country.
She probably thinks all brown people live like those Black folk in the kalahari.
nah youre not getting the point. they are forbidden from using tampons because their parents fear it could destroy their virginity. this is a real and serious concerns for many parents in the middle east. the girls there are under strict parental control to the point where they are not allowed to leave the house alone and are not free to choose their partner.
>has never been to any of those countries, not even turkey
>thinks jamming a plastic stick up your c**t is a universal human right
she is partially right though. especially east turkey is very conservative and girls staying "virgin" is very important because marriages there are arranged, so tampons are not allowed. they probably use pads though.
Tampons are fairly rare outside of the west because they involve shoving something up your vegana and they are actually dangerous.
Only western women are dirty and stupid enough to use them.
>I was so moved by this idea totally irrelevant to the film I'm making, so I forced a square peg into a round hole
Women were such a mistake
>They've never heard of stashing your money in other places so people can't access it
elizabeth banks is truly a special type of moronic
the naivety lies more in the fact that they wont allow women run around unattended, but women not allowed to keep their own money is definitely a thing in arab countries.
I'm so glad I never actually watched the movie. At this point my "cringe written by women" bell sees more action than the Black fatigue bell.
LMAO she though Turkey was some tragic third World shithole.
remember when that woman went hitchhiking across Europe in a wedding dress, reached turkey and was raped and murdered by a dirt farmer
First world countries don't have entire cities just pancake because they spent 20 years forgoing and forging inspections and basic building standards.
>That one. You can bomb that one.
What i find hilarious is women already live life on easy mode. Yes some men are dangerous, but thats life. There is danger for everyone. But these crazy b***hes want more than the easy life they already have. Its fricking insane
>women scared for their lives
>help release dangerous criminals from jail
>help prevent them from owning guns to even the odds against men
>help import more dangerous men from 3rd world shitholes
????????
It’s 37 1/2 D checkers they’re playing.
White men truly are the most dangerous creatures on earth.
Unironically true, seeing how they conquered most of the planet.
also:
>men have to go to war to kill and die
>women have to stay at home and cook
guess who's more unhappy with their position in this distribution
why do women lie so much
> it’s bad because it’s not pozzed enough
Critics have become fricking deranged
they need to outwoke each other to stay in business
>become
they've always made their living on sensationalism, just like all journalists.
K-Stew rebounded no problem as expected but poor Naomi & Ella's careers are now on life support and time is ticking...
Hope your happy women for not supporting your own!
>Hope your happy women for not supporting your own!
if it's good, I support it. If it's pandering crap, or just crap, I do not support it. Simple.
everything Ella's been in no matter the medium flops
she's cursed
Well it did result in one of 2023s biggest gaming meme's. But for the wrong reasons.
Gott damm, don't make eye contact
it's amazing she still gets work
Cinemaphile shilled this shit, I watched the first episode and it was horrible
>Cinemaphile shilled this shit
the sad part is you probably believe this
What are you talking about? Literally every grift & gaymer YouTuber was saying this was shit along with Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile
Why is it so hard to make a RE movie? Just follow the plot of the first 2 games, which movie like in the first place. I will say, I didn’t think that recent RE movie was great, and the casting was shit, but it wasn’t horrible. A few tweaks and it could have been good.
Punjabi Leon and Negress Jill were unforgivable. Worse is the actress who plays Jill is actually attractive and somehow she looked like shit.
wow I never heard of this
Scrub it from your memory again. Not even Lance Reddick could save it, given that he was playing Wesker.
Was laughed at on here for a bit. Shills were saying that was all part of making it successful.
It was cancelled as soon as it came out, basically.
…WITH HER FREAKING MIND!
She needs to fire her agent. A cursory look at any of these projects Forespoken, Charlie's Angels, Resident Evil should have been enough. I know you can't be selective in your early career but given that a flop could ruin your entire career you have to try and be discerning when a script comes along.
>she's cursed
Oh, it's definitely not because she is an activist c**t who chooses the biggest leftie piles of subversion available, no sir komrade no.
She's gorgeous IRL but they completely fricked up her game model to make her look dumpy and borderline moronic.
Who and who?
She turned 50 today, I think
She doesn't realise the internet recorded everything she was saying prior to this backpedaling.
Banks and Olivia Wilde are such lying deceitful b***hes
>Olivia Wilde
Please elaborate.
Let's just say she's not the most faithful wife.
She's a dumb wiener-jumping prostitute who torpedoed her own marriage and even her own movies because she was too busy jumping on Harry Styles' wiener to actually give a shit about anything else
Ah
She tried to throw Shia under the bus saying he was being difficult to work with and "fired" him over twitter before his girlfriend fka twigs called her out then she hired Harry Styles and made a movie nobody cares about
>Banks and Olivia Wilde are such lying deceitful b***hes
and we put up with it cause we want to frick them, not nice and soft, but punish them for hating men amiright! these bawds need to get pounded by BWC!
I'm with this dude. Girls only hate men because they've never had a BIG WHITE wiener! To Liz's credit, she talks about dick size openly, so you KNOW she's a size queen.
>socks on
come on Terry you're breaking my balls
Sexy granny
She does, you can see varicose veins. I hate her so much I saved that picture.
You don't want to see the dark side of me.
lol she looks better at age of 50 than avg 20yo femoid in usa
People hate her because she was so lucky on genetic lottery
She has old lady hands and wrists.
>Olivia Wilde
what the frick happened to her?
Nothing "happened" to her other than getting married at an early age and despite the open marriage, never having a real relationship with a boy.
Enter: boy bander (whom she cast)
The wall happened.
doesn't matter, media will just conveniently ignore this shit. journos only have long term memory when they try to cancel someone.
It's really dangerous to tell people that women cannot lie.
MeToo died down when women realized they were driving men to the Billy Graham rule and thus they couldn't flirt their way to the top anymore.
This is the same woman who got up on stage and proudly proclaimed that Steven Spielberg had never made a film with a female lead. This was like maybe a year after the BFG released.
>believe all women
should we have believed the woman who accused Emmet Till of cat calling her?
checkmate, roasties
that one, yes. all the other ones, no.
damn, kstew hates the movie
https://variety.com/2024/film/news/kristen-stewart-hated-charlies-angels-1235868714/
Obviously false according to what she was saying at the time of release, but also anyone who watched the movie knows it's a lie. When every single man, including bit parts, is terrible and sexist, and every single woman, including bit parts, is competent and confident, it doesn't take a summer course in modern politics to figure out what's up.
And that's still not the worst sin. The worst sin was that the Angels constantly intruded on each others skill sets, completely muddling the character work and plot.
>Obviously false according to what she was saying at the time of release, but also anyone who watched the movie knows it's a lie. When every single man, including bit parts, is terrible and sexist, a
She doesn't know subtlety, like every feminist so she has the bad guys in the intro out of nowhere start talking about how women can't do anything. Real life chauvanists are more subtle, and they can also have positive traits that a woman might actually enjoy. Like they're a rich sugar daddy who thinks women can't do anything, so they just take care of women as home makers.
Every time a woman opens her mouth, a giant 9 inch wiener should bee shoved into it. That's all.
She should have doubled down and said Cocaine Bear was a treatise on the female condition. Would have at least generated some curiosity-related content/side chat.
She's too much of a lightweight thinker/soul to play the provocation game in a way that's interesting and not purely shallow and self-serving. Even if her movies suck (and they do, the real truth here) if she was at least legit in her convictions they'd have some small value.
Should have marketed it as a sexo movie.
i dont even hate her but just look at her filmography, she is the slop queen. was she a harvey case? or is there something else to explain her transition from being a horrible actress to a horrible director? i literally only know her from 40 yo virgin that is how bad she is
She's the Cory Chase of acting
cory chase. so sad. very laconic in front of the camera. all of those loads blown for her and just for a sturdy frame. almost manlike. give me cherrydeville any day of the week over her
hopefully we get to see poop coming out of her butthole on camera one day then
Why does she pause to look forlornly at that woman who was next in line?
Even AI can't pull any real emotion from her face, she's got a big smirking smile and it still reads her as mostly neutral
Her leaks were terrible why is she so mad 24/7
>her leaks were terrible
Hey anon where do you live? I want to send you a present.
>implying AI could when humans can't
You dumb frick.
Cinemaphile comments are srs bsns
No fun allowed.
I don't need some subjective assessment from a flawed, biased human. AI is the superior, objective measurement of human emotions.
Frick off, skynet.
But first make me some robowaifus.
>act like a robot
K-Stew would win an Oscar!
I live in America bet u wish u did too
Perfect, I'm visiting usa in 2 months. Whereabouts?
And of course I wish I lived in the us.
A 7-11 tattoo is fricking insane
Kek you've never met a closeted heterosexual?
you can tell this actress has never had a really big dick or she would turned out more like Miley Cyrus
So many modern tattoos are just scribble and graffiti.
>newbie reveals itself
AI is pure and untainted. it sees blacks as gorillas, trannies as men, and can detect the race of someone by an xray even when the xray has been purposefully degraded to being almost unidentifiable.
they keep having to break AI or disable those functions completely because it is so accurate and truthful.
That was always a meme anyways.
She's a fine actress.
what is this?
the microsoft one got shut down a decade ago
Only good thing about nu-Charlie’s angels is that it seems Kstew is actually having a hell of a good time. Like she is legitimately bursting at the seems from excitement.
I saw Charlie Angels on tv yesterday
I can not explain it, but I find her so hot in blonde that even her face on the screen in this movie make my benis chubby.
Never forget she tried to take Spielberg down a peg while accepting an award, got called out immediately, and later had to backpedal. She faced zero repercussions.
She's lucky she still has a career at all.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/elizabeth-banks-apologizes-steven-spielberg-calling-him-lack-female-leads-1013996/
This was so fricking cringe I don't even want to click it. I remember it too well
She's not fooling Cinemaphile, don't worry. I'd hate frick her, Drew Barrymore, Olivia Wilde, Rachel Sennott, Miley Cyrus, Amanda Peet, Jodie Sweetin, and Nicole Kidman.
prostitutes need to be taught lessons, but some women never learned them...
For me it's Olivia and Rachel with her huge israelite breasts. Idk what it is about israeli girls but many of them are stacked.
Now we're cookin'
They deleted the fake booba thread, but this thread feels relevant.
Y'all talking feminism and bullshit. But why do feminists get fake boobs?
>don't know why pitcher plants smell so sweet when that attracts the flies they eat
they are depend on camouflage to hide in non-arab societies, so they have developed extreme secondary sexual characteristics to attract unwitting males so they can harvest their seed and continue their israelitery undisturbed.
passes down the mother lines, that's how israel defines who is a israelite. father doesn't matter.
God noo how could i get fooled by a israeli milk truck and get tricked into leaving my seed in her... that would suck so much
She's friends with Seth Rogen so she's barely surviving unlike Katherin Heigl who's been relegated to commercials about dog food
>The title of the 1985 film, which starred Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey, was immediately shouted out to Banks when she was onstage inside the Beverly Hilton’s International Ballroom on Tuesday. “I went to Indiana Jones and Jaws and every movie Steven Spielberg ever made, and by the way, he’s never made a movie with a female lead. Sorry, Steven. I don’t mean to call your ass out, but it’s true,” said Banks, who was once directed by Spielberg in his 2002 film Catch Me If You Can. The attack caused a wave of ooohs in the audience, and one guest attempted to correct Banks, yelling out, “The Color Purple!”
>Banks was quick to correct herself, admitting she was wrong, only to second-guess that guest: “Umm … he directed?” He did, but another attendee claimed he didn’t, so Banks replied, “Oh, so I’m right still.”
Holy frick this is actually painful to read.
you guys on the same period cycle yet?
Gottem
> “I went to Indiana Jones and Jaws and every movie Steven Spielberg ever made, and by the way, he’s never made a movie with a female lead. Sorry, Steven. I don’t mean to call your ass out, but it’s true,” said Banks, who was once directed by Spielberg in his 2002 film Catch Me If You Can. The attack caused a wave of ooohs in the audience, and one guest attempted to correct Banks, yelling out, “The Color Purple!”
>Banks was quick to correct herself, admitting she was wrong, only to second-guess that guest: “Umm … he directed?” He did, but another attendee claimed he didn’t, so Banks replied, “Oh, so I’m right still.”
Maximum cringe
Kek
>Cinemaphile sticking up for Hollywood's most prominent israelite
now i've seen everything
it's why israelites invented Feminism.
Divide & Conquer 101.
fact.
noble versus peasant, rich versus poor, women versus men, old versus young.
they keep creating more and more victim status groups to further the divide and conquer because we outnumber them thousands to one - they want us weak and divided, they are terrified.
imagine what a tapeworm would think if it was conscious - now you understand the perpetual fear and self loathing of juden.
>Noooo you can't point out this woman being moronic
If you're going to criticise that israelite at least get your fricking facts straight first.
Don't care, still want to frick Elizabeth Banks
She used to be pretty.
fricking twat.
God damn it!
She'd be my perfect girl if she never opened her mouth. She hates men.
where do you put the D if she never opens her mouth. you didn't think this through did you anon
>like I'm not gonna rape her mouth
Anon ur funny. Do as I do, not as I say!
Didn't she have a good similar scene in Walk of Shame?
She probably got to frick K-stew though, so it was all worth it in the end.
I love it how easy being a man is, you can just a buddhist and go like "if you let karma fly like a bird through your house, dont think about it, dont react to it, and its gone" then you would have no mental karma around problems like OP.
You know what I did when I saw all of this I thought "lol, seems to me that its another housewife bullshit thing, who cares then" and then I never watched it. I mean, most of us already know in our subconscious that its going to be shit, that they will ruin it. So instead of walking into region of terror where you will be in misery...just walk away...or just let this bird of feminism fly through your house? Who cares?
These days I dont care anymore, its just dumb, fat housewives movies, a bunch of children, low skilled subhuman garbage. There is no surprise. There is no problem. Just dont keep yourself busy with it, go make some money, start a business, do activism or something. Movies were always kinda shit tier and for lower organisms.
I think you're just trying to be above something you don't fully understand.
This is the modern recreation of going to the village square to throw rotting fruit at the local moron who's locked up in the stocks. It's fun to collectively make fun of something.
>18 months old article
>fast
Too pretty for Hollywood.
>Is employed in Spider-Man movies
>Complains about Spider-Man movies existing
Is she tarded
frick this sexism grifting c**t.
This is the same b***h who was bold and moronic enough to try to shame Steven Spielberg on stage by saying he never made a movie with a female lead, only for the audience to shout out "The Color Purple".
lel
His very first movie starred a female lead…The Sugarland Express
That was a prepared speech which she had to have run through multiple people beforehand and none of them even thought to correct her. That's pretty funny.
sex
the thing about backpedalling is unless you have one of those dumb fixie bikes or a coaster brake it doesn't do anything