Well you see, me and my boyfriend thinks that gay sex is the funniest shit because of how disgusting it is. As a joke, we kiss, I give a smile, I go down on him, and then he rails the shit out of me, then we cuddle and embrace on the bed and I give him a kiss on the cheek knowing that everything is okay in the world. Then after we say "no homo" and start laughing on how gay and fricking disgusting that shit was and how anybody that enjoys that shit unironically is a giant homosexual.
Yes babe shit into my doggie bowl and piss on me while I eagerly eat your shit mmmm yesh this is gay sex, this is gay sex when you fart into my mouth babe
Beard oil applied, IPA in hand, a bowl packed full of medical grade indica, Portishead on the record player, and Breaking Bad on the tv (5th rewatch b***h). This is living
Bro I got this bag of super sticky bud I don't know what the guy said it was called but take a whiff...smells like a skunk's wet pussy we are getting frickin' BLAZED bro!
He's a "safe" right winger, like most libertarians. Libertarians are by and large cowardly conservatives who buckle to the immense media/academic/social pressure to vilify most core conservative tenets, so they will settle for meme things like "guns" to latch onto and become the silly comic relief for all of their viciously leftist friends who would lash them otherwise.
The character is meant to be satirical, libertarian and masculine to the point of absurdity, paradoxically hating the government while happily accepting money from it.
Barcade: frequented
Classical video game music concert: tickets purchased
Breaking bad: on the TV (5th re-watch)
IPA: pounded
Coffee: Black
Beard oil: applied
Soap: Dr squatch
Bacon: nommed
Cigars and grill: lit
The Last of Us show was such a nice departure from traditional zombie mythos. You see, it was a FUNGUS that caused the horrific transformations. This is the kind of novelty and vision that we need MORE of from Hollywood. And yeah, if you have a problem with seeing raw footage of two men gaping eachother’s buttholes for an hour, do everyone a favor and FRICK OFF.
>if you have a problem with seeing raw footage of two men gaping eachother’s buttholes for an hour
I didn't watched the episode. Does it really have explicit footage of wiener in ass for a whole hour?
And if it doesn't, then why are you crying over something that's not even there?
The whole world already memoryholed this garbage show, why are homosexuals here still obsessed with it?
To make it worse the so called crusty scene has even less nudity than Fallout, this nothingburguer shit is really what you're spending over a year seething about?
Yes babe shit into my doggie bowl and piss on me while I eagerly eat your shit mmmm yesh this is gay sex, this is gay sex when you fart into my mouth babe
Reminder that irl the guy is nothing like Ron Perlman, doesn't try to be, and actively makes fun of himself. Most everything Cinemaphile says about this guy is pure projection
Funny how cat moms and nerds made this guy their symbol of manliness but he's the biggest sissy larping as a salt of the earth type.
Muh wood carving and deep voice but giggles like a school girl
>”bro im out of dude wipes, dr squatch soap and Everyman jack body wash” >”don’t worry dude I don’t mind a little stinky crust, I can use it to sand down this rosewood birdhouse I’m crafting, and later if it’s too dry I’ll just use some beard oil” >”you’re the best boyfriend ever, what do you say we go for some craft beers and then you can shit in my mouth later? >”I love you”
Cigars
crust
>inb4 300 newbies post some variation of "crust"
I m unironically having gay sex today
F
Top or bottom?
I feel like bottoming today
You do that every day though homosexual, who cares?
>I m unironically having gay sex today
As long as it's with another manly man and the spooning involves whittling, I'll allow it.
prey tell, how does one have gay sex ironically?
Ask half of the people in crust threads
Well you see, me and my boyfriend thinks that gay sex is the funniest shit because of how disgusting it is. As a joke, we kiss, I give a smile, I go down on him, and then he rails the shit out of me, then we cuddle and embrace on the bed and I give him a kiss on the cheek knowing that everything is okay in the world. Then after we say "no homo" and start laughing on how gay and fricking disgusting that shit was and how anybody that enjoys that shit unironically is a giant homosexual.
taking a quick trip to ram ranch is the easiest way to own the chuds
ever heard of a troony, bigot?
make sure to lick that crussy clean
Beat that crussy up playa.
make sure you get a clean shave on your beard, don't want it to get all brown after your mischief
Your dad must be so proud
Considering I share beers with him and my bf every other Sunday that we visit, yeah
lel thats pathetic
>moron seething over a year over a 0/10 scene from a 2/10 show lecturing someone over what's pathetic
Ayy lmao
you wish thats what was pathetic
Do you guys ever share your bf? That'd be kino.
What compels people to post shit like this?
You should go on /hm/, there's a father who's actually fricking his sons bf behind his back. Shit is wild
delicious crusty man-bacon
Bacon sandwich, With extra [SPOILER]crust[/spoiler]
Beard oil applied, IPA in hand, a bowl packed full of medical grade indica, Portishead on the record player, and Breaking Bad on the tv (5th rewatch b***h). This is living
pass me my craft beer, my guy
HELL yeah bro that sounds EPIC, we should totally crash that one dive bar they just opened, let's crush these beers bro
Bro I got this bag of super sticky bud I don't know what the guy said it was called but take a whiff...smells like a skunk's wet pussy we are getting frickin' BLAZED bro!
Crust.
>mfw Ron Swanson is on the dole like most libertarians
safe masculinity
What are the appropriate methods for narwhalling one's epic manly bacon?
Anal.
/crust/
Bacon.
Beards.
Flannel.
Wood.
Now I have become a man.
I'd like to try this. Dipping bacon in bourbon sounds good.
Smokey whiskey is a thing so I don't see why it wouldn't work.
>mesquite-smoked bacon and mesquite-smoked ham on a sandwich
The Crust of Us.
time to rewatch epic meal time and epic meal empire
and wood working, and LGBT rights and ramming your smegma covered wiener in a nice crusty butthole. Now that's what a real man likes.
woah, breaking news
Will never understand why reddit worshipped his character in parks and recs when it's everything they hate.
Nick gives me the impression that if he wasn't success he would be incredibly bitter and possible dangerous in life. Don't know why
Remember when they loved Musk? They flip flop more than a dying fish.
He's a "safe" right winger, like most libertarians. Libertarians are by and large cowardly conservatives who buckle to the immense media/academic/social pressure to vilify most core conservative tenets, so they will settle for meme things like "guns" to latch onto and become the silly comic relief for all of their viciously leftist friends who would lash them otherwise.
Who hurt you?
The character is meant to be satirical, libertarian and masculine to the point of absurdity, paradoxically hating the government while happily accepting money from it.
>hurr le manly mustache man
Parks and Rec was and is incredibly overrated. The town hall meetings were funny but most of the actual characters were cringe
The town is the only good character.
Barcade: frequented
Classical video game music concert: tickets purchased
Breaking bad: on the TV (5th re-watch)
IPA: pounded
Coffee: Black
Beard oil: applied
Soap: Dr squatch
Bacon: nommed
Cigars and grill: lit
Yup, it's masculinity time
Trans rights, voted for
Bvll, prepped
Guns, restricted
Borders, open
Children, sacrificed
Yup it's Morbin time
>it's Moloch time
you had one job
I had a mental blank and thought they worshiped Morbius.
schizophrenic post
I liked his character in the George Lopez sitcom as George's mother's loser boyfriend
i totally forgot he was in that. he worked in the factory.
Crustin' makes me feel good!
You homosexuals really do try to hard hald the time.
>hald the time.
ESL get out
Bacon
Beard
Cigar
Lagavulin 16
It's crusty time
The Last of Us show was such a nice departure from traditional zombie mythos. You see, it was a FUNGUS that caused the horrific transformations. This is the kind of novelty and vision that we need MORE of from Hollywood. And yeah, if you have a problem with seeing raw footage of two men gaping eachother’s buttholes for an hour, do everyone a favor and FRICK OFF.
>if you have a problem with seeing raw footage of two men gaping eachother’s buttholes for an hour
I didn't watched the episode. Does it really have explicit footage of wiener in ass for a whole hour?
And if it doesn't, then why are you crying over something that's not even there?
I can't even tell if some of the anons here are even trolling anymore.
He's so cringe
Cuckshit
The whole world already memoryholed this garbage show, why are homosexuals here still obsessed with it?
To make it worse the so called crusty scene has even less nudity than Fallout, this nothingburguer shit is really what you're spending over a year seething about?
clean off your crusty butthole, gay
Cease your projections, gaylord
BLT. Extra crusty.
Yes babe shit into my doggie bowl and piss on me while I eagerly eat your shit mmmm yesh this is gay sex, this is gay sex when you fart into my mouth babe
Reminder that irl the guy is nothing like Ron Perlman, doesn't try to be, and actively makes fun of himself. Most everything Cinemaphile says about this guy is pure projection
Funny how cat moms and nerds made this guy their symbol of manliness but he's the biggest sissy larping as a salt of the earth type.
Muh wood carving and deep voice but giggles like a school girl
Member the time when he was a manly man meme? How the tables have turned
Bacon is the safe word
>”bro im out of dude wipes, dr squatch soap and Everyman jack body wash”
>”don’t worry dude I don’t mind a little stinky crust, I can use it to sand down this rosewood birdhouse I’m crafting, and later if it’s too dry I’ll just use some beard oil”
>”you’re the best boyfriend ever, what do you say we go for some craft beers and then you can shit in my mouth later?
>”I love you”