Bacon.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bacon

    I don't like it nearly as much any more. For me it's gotta be sausage, or steak. And no scrambled eggs, but eggs over medium.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Excuse me for liking FLAVOR!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love Baconposting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, do you guys remember FunnyJunk??

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bowel cancer.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically though bacon is one of the great pleasures of life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t like bacon (or any pork really) and don’t understand the fascination with it. Why is it such a meme? Like this scene, and that YouTube channel where the guy would put bacon in everything, to tinder girls putting how much they <3 bacon and their dogs and the office in their bio. I have completely missed the fascination with the stuff.

      Really? I have only come close to enjoying it on two occasions, once when it was some high quality thick cut stuff that was seasoned with something tasty and another time some weird turkey stuff my buddy made that didn’t taste at all like bacon but was delicious.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its the best cut of meat on the animal smoked and salted. pretty self explanatory why people would like it, we're biologically hard wired to crave and enjoy salty fatty meat once in a while. Definitely not an every day food

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >best cut of meat smoked and salted
          What about brisket, barbecue, or jerky? I’d have those 100 times out of 100 over bacon given the choice. Shit, I’d rather have fried livers or pemmican over bacon too, it’s just not that good or interesting tasting, not healthy, and has a nasty mouthfeel too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >literally "what about apples instead of oranges"
            kek honestly

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >apples to oranges
              Hardly, you’re casting a pretty broad net when you say that it’s the best meat smoked and salted when theres plenty of superior alternatives

              >and has a nasty mouthfeel too.
              is that what you tell your boyfriend when you refuse to swallow?

              Kek

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saying it's the best cut of meat of the animal, meaning that part of the back is the best meat of the pig even if you don't turn it into bacon and make something else different out of it.

                And yes you are LITERALLY doing apples to oranges by comparing foods to each other as if theyre mutually exclusive

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and has a nasty mouthfeel too.
            is that what you tell your boyfriend when you refuse to swallow?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mouthfeel
            You mean texture you imbecile?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Look up a word before you get mad about it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s 3 words thou

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t like bacon (or any pork really) and don’t understand the fascination with it. Why is it such a meme? Like this scene, and that YouTube channel where the guy would put bacon in everything, to tinder girls putting how much they <3 bacon and their dogs and the office in their bio. I have completely missed the fascination with the stuff.

            Really? I have only come close to enjoying it on two occasions, once when it was some high quality thick cut stuff that was seasoned with something tasty and another time some weird turkey stuff my buddy made that didn’t taste at all like bacon but was delicious.

            I can mouthfeel the autism in these posts lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's very versatile because of the soggy/cripsy cooking spectrum. Bacon bits in salad, bacon in pb&j, bacon with broccoli/bok choy/green beans, bacon as an addition to another meat (burger, hot dog, steak).
        Can't really do that with turkey slices or breakfast sausage.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a thread for real men.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    d00d SVOL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget
      Nickelback = bad
      Freddie Mercury = epic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chuck norris jokes
      >2012
      that shit was ancient by then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2012
      moronic zoomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meme hipster

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mhmmm crusty bacon

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people not realise how ridiculous this is? I worked in a breakfast joint and we would have pallets of eggs, literally thousands, and probably 500lb of bacon at any time. Just absurd to think any single human even "le epic manly moustache man" could eat a fraction of the inventory.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bacon
    eaten
    >weed
    smoked
    >oatmeal russian imperial stout
    drank
    >interracial cuckold creampie clean-up playlist vol 12 (2024)
    compiled
    >latest RLM video
    watched
    >off topic thread of a violent racial webm
    reported
    >zendaya thread
    bumped
    >wife's bf's wiener
    fluffed
    >game
    lost
    >dubs
    check

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fricking cringe reddit shit

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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