I remember the trend of reddit loving men who led conservative lifestyles until discovering these men also had conservative social and political views. Which gave rise to leftists pretending to be conservatives and morons like le heckin epic bacon man.
Listen up, and listen good fricko, because I am only going to say this once.
Ready? I mean are you really ready?
I mean are you really actually ready to get your mind freak'n blown with the force of a thousand suns?
Okay.
Don't say I didn't warn you, it's about to get real awesome in here.
Let me put my slithery pig grease in your septic crust cave so we can get a nice mucky bacon broth brewing down there, if you know what I mean pal. Things are about to get downright muculent in this house.
Crust
>Im a man’s man! That why I love bacon, having a manly beard, and voting for Obama!
This shit was actually everywhere in 2012
I wish John Wayne would come back and Nuke the Planet
that's buddy Hackett but i get the sentiment
im wrong slim pickins
I remember the trend of reddit loving men who led conservative lifestyles until discovering these men also had conservative social and political views. Which gave rise to leftists pretending to be conservatives and morons like le heckin epic bacon man.
>implying you must have conservative social and political views to live a "conservative" lifestyle and vice versa
If you are in the limelight that is true. Living in Hollywood and not having conservative views means that you are wife sharing and shit.
Can't even look at him the same. Came out as gay, Ron Swanson ruined
Ron Swanson is basically a gay israelite's interpretation of what a manly man is supposed to be like.
Actors don't seem to think that their roles may prevent them from doing future ones but I'm telling you I wouldn't employ this crusty frick anymore
But you're a nobody anon
imagine seething so hard one year and a half later. Lmaoing @ ur life
>is an actual bleeding heart pussy
>wife is a control freak sociopath dyke
>keep getting jobs because israelites like you
tale as old as the talmud
>be in your 50s
>have a decent well liked tv career and occasional movie role
>start having aggressive gay sex scenes
>call everyone homophobes
Throwing out my Ron Swanson pyramid ASAP
It's kinda blurry
>buffets
Audibly chuckled
Listen up, and listen good fricko, because I am only going to say this once.
Ready? I mean are you really ready?
I mean are you really actually ready to get your mind freak'n blown with the force of a thousand suns?
Okay.
Don't say I didn't warn you, it's about to get real awesome in here.
Here it goes.
EPIC.BACON.
what is actually goin on in this webm
4D gaming, the future of video games
greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time
>le stern faced funnyman
That's not Jim Gaffigan
Let me put my slithery pig grease in your septic crust cave so we can get a nice mucky bacon broth brewing down there, if you know what I mean pal. Things are about to get downright muculent in this house.
>kisses a man full tongue in
from where I come from it's called gay
CRUSTY BACON
kinoman.
It’s Mr. Heckin Epic Bacon Chungus to you.
>BARCADE!
Muh gay representation scene
911 did it better and without having to put crusty sex scenes
>9-1-1
Fujo titilation only. There's no real crust
The government will eat your sandwich
Not my peanut butter sandwich!
The narwhal bacons at midnight 😉
I consider him a reasonbly good actor (Fargo, Parks, Devs)
Why is he so hated?
Cinemaphile hates crust
HUMILIATION RITUAL
The episode would have been okay if they removed the sex scene. They just couldn't help themselves
they 99% fricked irl, how is it a humiliation ritual if he liked? They literally kissed at the emmys
Heckin epic bacon narwhal manly man 2012 reminds me of the chive and chivettes