Is it easier or harder to get a tall girl? I can't tell if they waive height since they think they're a freak or if they consider it more since they don't want to be shorter than their bf.
>naw, any one, or more, of the following are good: >-funny
cope >-tall
true >-casually confident (but never wienery)
cope >-rich
true >-good-looking
true >add: >-dresses well
cope >or >-good job
cope >to any of those, and you're desirable
cope
some tall women have low self esteem despite being pretty, fit/healthy and a good specimen overall because they were bullied or felt put out in school because of envious c**ts.
i saw a slightly tall girl a few days ago, maybe 5'10, maybe slightly more, with a fricking disgusting hook nosed dirty third rate muslim that looked lilke it had just crawled out of a cave or a pile of shit. he had no redeeming features whatsoever, poorly dressed, shorter than her and didn't look to have any money or charm, shuffling around like a rancid beggar.
that was an obvious case where she's convinced herself she's worthless because her classmates made her feel the odd one out her whole life.
she was young, about 19 maybe.
it is one of the most disgusting things I've seen
>because they were bullied or felt put out in school because of envious c**ts.
Wow could you imagine being so petty and miserable? Frick those envious c**ts >fricking disgusting hook nosed dirty third rate muslim that looked lilke it had just crawled out of a cave or a pile of shit. he had no redeeming features whatsoever, poorly dressed, shorter than her and didn't look to have any money or charm, shuffling around like a rancid beggar.
Oh.
I don't care about other races in the slightest, and there is no reason why I should.
there is a difference, height is generally a positive trait. being an inbred desert dweller is not. he can stick to his race's hunchback, bow legged mutant females.
Or better yet let maria take acting classes so she can play herself(in more ways than one). I should play her bf who get's to sniff her chocolate starfish.
>public
A lot of those paparazzi shots are just blatant breaches of privacy. I guarantee he thought they were alone and he could just enjoy the smell of his girl’s delicious butthole in peace.
That's elizabeth debicki(a goddess) and no she hasn't retired. She's in her prime and would have been a perfect actress to play sharapova so not sure why that tired old hag Anya is being casted in her stead.
Ayyy Joy isn't even Slavic or Eastern European, so who knows what the thought process was on that. Is the blonde from Ahsoka tall? How about the girl from Borat 2? If they wanted a Slavic girl, those would be better choices.
Tall women are great. They rarely get hit on because men are intimidated so they have unlimited pent up sexual energy. Any woman over 5’10” is guaranteed to be ultra horny
My exes best friend was 6'1" and she would always b***h about not having sex like I was supposed to care. She tried to frick me twice and I never mentioned it to anybody she was legit insane tho.
Nah she was insane, she ended up marrying an Asian guy, not sure if they had kids but putting your dick in crazy is a bad plan, I've done it too many times.
Are they afraid of open casting calls now or something? Why must every role be played by the same few actors? I didn't even dislike Anya but I'm starting too just by virtue of her being so frequently cast and in things she's not suited for.
I'm 6'3" and had a crush on a 6'3" chick for a while.
Also at a department store once I had to ask a sales girl if some clothing was on sale and she must have been 6'7"+. Built like a fricking spinning top, her hips were no joke like 2 feet wide.
>I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller >I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her >I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat >And a six-four Impala
Women start getting lamer as they age and don't really do anything unless they are wife material, its why these guys go for younger its not necessarily about the looks although that obviously helps
This makes me think back to High School. I was pretty decent with girls and had a really cute girlfriend at the time. But this HAPA Polynesian/White girl who was like 6'2 showed up to a Halloween party dressed as Pocahontas and walked into the room I was sitting in with my GF and couple friends. I absolutely dropped my fricking spaghetti and like a caveman I just said out loud "Wow, you're tall" and stared at her. Total short circuit of my brain because I couldn't believe how stunning and beautiful she looked. I could tell she was embarrassed/flustered and I wish I could go back in time and salvage that moment. Not the most embarrassing moment I've had, but definitely one of those moments where I remember it a couple decades later while standing in the shower and cringe.
I have flashbacks to cringe moments fairly frequently. still make me physically curl up to an extent or just clench my fists.
there was one girl who was so pretty I didn't know what to do around her, she was in my friend circle some years ago. I think she liked me too, and laid down a couple of hints. even had trouble talking to her sometimes because she was so pretty.
When I was maybe about 10 years old my older and much bigger step sister would over power me and pin me down and I think it activated some kind of fetish inside of me. Pretty gay tbh, I don't like having homosexual fetish shit.
>On 7 March 2016, Sharapova revealed that she had failed a drug test at the 2016 Australian Open, which she described as the result of an oversight. Sharapova admitted to testing positive for meldonium, an anti-ischemic drug usually prescribed for heart conditions that was added to the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA)'s banned substances list on 1 January 2016. >Meldonium is not approved for use in the United States, Sharapova's country of residence; however, it is legal to use in Russia, the country that Sharapova represents in tennis. The drug's inventor Ivars Kalviņš said that he did not think taking it should be construed as "doping", but he also said that it "is very popular among athletes" and was used by the Soviet military for "optimizing the use of oxygen" and that it "allows athletes to train under maximum strain".
Well considering the 6'2 russian woman isn't an actor I think Anya Taylor Joy will do a better job.
Yeah and Jack Reacher is 6'5" in the books and they cast Tom Cruise.
That's an actual midget. The tall girl is only 5'7
Nope, she's 6'5. Short girl is like 4'11 though.
>Midget
Nah, it's just a Hispanic.
haha
fact posting. to make it more accurate, she's a disgusting little jungle pygmy cannibal from south america somewhere.
>6'0'' vs 5'11''
lel
cute feet
Cute. I want both
Left>right
Is it easier or harder to get a tall girl? I can't tell if they waive height since they think they're a freak or if they consider it more since they don't want to be shorter than their bf.
these days all girls want tall
naw, any one, or more, of the following are good:
-funny
-tall
-casually confident (but never wienery)
-rich
-good-looking
add:
-dresses well
or
-good job
to any of those, and you're desirable
>naw, any one, or more, of the following are good:
>-funny
cope
>-tall
true
>-casually confident (but never wienery)
cope
>-rich
true
>-good-looking
true
>add:
>-dresses well
cope
>or
>-good job
cope
>to any of those, and you're desirable
cope
i dated a 6'1" woman once.
i'm 6'2".
issue: you can't kiss comfortably when you're fricking.
5'0"-5'5" is perfect for me.
Meaning a 6'5" woman should date a 7'2"+ guy.
some tall women have low self esteem despite being pretty, fit/healthy and a good specimen overall because they were bullied or felt put out in school because of envious c**ts.
i saw a slightly tall girl a few days ago, maybe 5'10, maybe slightly more, with a fricking disgusting hook nosed dirty third rate muslim that looked lilke it had just crawled out of a cave or a pile of shit. he had no redeeming features whatsoever, poorly dressed, shorter than her and didn't look to have any money or charm, shuffling around like a rancid beggar.
that was an obvious case where she's convinced herself she's worthless because her classmates made her feel the odd one out her whole life.
she was young, about 19 maybe.
it is one of the most disgusting things I've seen
>because they were bullied or felt put out in school because of envious c**ts.
Wow could you imagine being so petty and miserable? Frick those envious c**ts
>fricking disgusting hook nosed dirty third rate muslim that looked lilke it had just crawled out of a cave or a pile of shit. he had no redeeming features whatsoever, poorly dressed, shorter than her and didn't look to have any money or charm, shuffling around like a rancid beggar.
Oh.
I don't care about other races in the slightest, and there is no reason why I should.
there is a difference, height is generally a positive trait. being an inbred desert dweller is not. he can stick to his race's hunchback, bow legged mutant females.
Depends, easier if the don’t get the ick from being taller (less women do than you think) impossible if they do
I'm having sex thoughts
Which tall actress could do it? Elizabeth Debicki, Emma Dumont, Karen Gillan. Which other tall actresses do we have?
Isn't Taylor Swift an actress now? She's pretty tall. I'm sure she'd make a better Maria than some 5 foot zoomie.
Taylor has 0 athletic talent, her moves have no grace to them
Isn't she like 50 years old, too?
No. And she's an awkward giraffe type who would look ridiculous in an athletic role.
>Isn't Taylor Swift an actress now?
no
Should've been debicki. Literally perfect casting. What in sam hill were they thinking???
Or better yet let maria take acting classes so she can play herself(in more ways than one). I should play her bf who get's to sniff her chocolate starfish.
Imagine
At first you kinda think "really, in public just like that?" but then you think that the guy is sniffing Sharapovas butthole and you aren't.
>public
A lot of those paparazzi shots are just blatant breaches of privacy. I guarantee he thought they were alone and he could just enjoy the smell of his girl’s delicious butthole in peace.
haha but what if she let out a fart right at that moment hahaha that would be terrible for him haha!
Debicki has the look for sure. I think Gillan would probably give a better physical performance.
I love MaSha so much bros
She looks like she fricks f1 drivers
If you can see ribcage that means the b***h is too skinny
she was my favourite women's tennis player
DEBICKI BROS WE WERE ROBBED!!!!!!!!!
who?
has she retired?
That's elizabeth debicki(a goddess) and no she hasn't retired. She's in her prime and would have been a perfect actress to play sharapova so not sure why that tired old hag Anya is being casted in her stead.
Ayyy Joy isn't even Slavic or Eastern European, so who knows what the thought process was on that. Is the blonde from Ahsoka tall? How about the girl from Borat 2? If they wanted a Slavic girl, those would be better choices.
Debicki is Slavic and tall. Perfect fit.
And blonde too just like Sharapova
>she
I am owed sex from women over 6 ft
This but for me only. *I'm 5'4 and BASED. Pic rel is 6'4 and THICK.
>thick
that's fat, anon.
Tall women are great. They rarely get hit on because men are intimidated so they have unlimited pent up sexual energy. Any woman over 5’10” is guaranteed to be ultra horny
My exes best friend was 6'1" and she would always b***h about not having sex like I was supposed to care. She tried to frick me twice and I never mentioned it to anybody she was legit insane tho.
bro you could have had two chicks at the same time
Nah she was insane, she ended up marrying an Asian guy, not sure if they had kids but putting your dick in crazy is a bad plan, I've done it too many times.
Are they afraid of open casting calls now or something? Why must every role be played by the same few actors? I didn't even dislike Anya but I'm starting too just by virtue of her being so frequently cast and in things she's not suited for.
She's way hotter than Anya tbh senpai, baka at this casting..
the heat coming off that tailpipe must be like an afterburner
that's because she fricks like a fighter jet
>the luckiest pair of underwear in the world
>bury face
>breathe
>plump innie puss as well
Absolutely blessed genetics
Horse pussy
You're lying surely.
That will probably be a scene in the movie, poor Floyd
everyone jokes about manlets, but one of my biggest fetishes is a giant woman like that having fun with me and more.
It's just lanklet insecurity.
They will never know what it's like to stand next to a woman who is significantly taller than them.
I'm 6'3" and had a crush on a 6'3" chick for a while.
Also at a department store once I had to ask a sales girl if some clothing was on sale and she must have been 6'7"+. Built like a fricking spinning top, her hips were no joke like 2 feet wide.
I know.
I got bullied and pushed around by a gorgeous 5'9 girl when I was only 5'3 in high school
She’d frick
I’ve fricked most of the women who have been randomly city to me
You wouldn't volunteer to die would you?
>I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
>I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
>I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
>And a six-four Impala
you just know he was telling himself "I'm 50-0 I'm 50-0 i'm the greatest no one better" because he's an insecure homosexual
MaSha is so pretty ATJ looks like a dog turd on the sidewalk in comparison
10/10
>look at this 18 year old play in the water and bounce on a ball like a child
Borderline pedophilia
SHE WAS 18 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FRICK
>18 year old
>pedophilia
look at this moronic roastie
>adults entering into a mutually beneficial arrangement (pussy for status and money) is BAD
>Shauna Sexton
Women start getting lamer as they age and don't really do anything unless they are wife material, its why these guys go for younger its not necessarily about the looks although that obviously helps
anya trailer joy hottest chick in the trailer park
ATJ doesn't have man-shoulders, so that's one improvement.
c a n n o t
b e
u n s e e n
her shoulders don't look that manly when you put her next to a literal ape
her shoulders are even wider than that "ape" though, she legit looks like a troony there
She is also too skinny and doesn't have the ass that Maria has.
Possibly the worst casting in cinema history.
>me on the right
how is that drop bear not killing her?
>tfw you dress up as a koala so women hug you
We haven't had a peak performance actress since Jessica Biel.
Biel plays golf not tennis
>Let's 68
>Don't you mean 69?
>No, you do me and I owe you one.
My Mom told me this joke.
If any attractive white girl is not being being written as lgbtpedo and played by a jigaboo or Daisy Ridley then Hollywood is improving.
He did it again
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1739365034063536598
What film? Didn’t think Sharapova had a film coming out.
>Ayy Tayy Joyy
Maybe they went for the extraterrestrial audience.
did she get buccal? jesus that's horrible, alienmaxxing
>alienmaxing
love it. 100 percent reality as well
i will watch this only if Anya does the Sharapova moan
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There’s nothing to watch, there’s no movie in the works.
Who sleeps with these women?
in a perfect world? me
Gigachads
This makes me think back to High School. I was pretty decent with girls and had a really cute girlfriend at the time. But this HAPA Polynesian/White girl who was like 6'2 showed up to a Halloween party dressed as Pocahontas and walked into the room I was sitting in with my GF and couple friends. I absolutely dropped my fricking spaghetti and like a caveman I just said out loud "Wow, you're tall" and stared at her. Total short circuit of my brain because I couldn't believe how stunning and beautiful she looked. I could tell she was embarrassed/flustered and I wish I could go back in time and salvage that moment. Not the most embarrassing moment I've had, but definitely one of those moments where I remember it a couple decades later while standing in the shower and cringe.
I have flashbacks to cringe moments fairly frequently. still make me physically curl up to an extent or just clench my fists.
there was one girl who was so pretty I didn't know what to do around her, she was in my friend circle some years ago. I think she liked me too, and laid down a couple of hints. even had trouble talking to her sometimes because she was so pretty.
>pencil bodies
grim
>amerimutts are still allowed to post
grim
for me, it's anna kournikova
sex
???
>this made millennials bust in their pants
she activates my almonds 2bqh
She has a really nice house as well
Coomebros, her porn look-alike is Casey Nohrman. Enjoy. I would recommend starting with InTheCrack kino
>InTheCrack kino
im 5'9 and in midle school i was in sport class where majority of girls were in vollayball team, they all towered over me
When I was maybe about 10 years old my older and much bigger step sister would over power me and pin me down and I think it activated some kind of fetish inside of me. Pretty gay tbh, I don't like having homosexual fetish shit.
Come in here expecting Anya pics and webms
No Anya pics or webms
You grieve me Cinemaphile
the tennis giant is prettier
Weird legs
Post more tennis ogre
>On 7 March 2016, Sharapova revealed that she had failed a drug test at the 2016 Australian Open, which she described as the result of an oversight. Sharapova admitted to testing positive for meldonium, an anti-ischemic drug usually prescribed for heart conditions that was added to the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA)'s banned substances list on 1 January 2016.
>Meldonium is not approved for use in the United States, Sharapova's country of residence; however, it is legal to use in Russia, the country that Sharapova represents in tennis. The drug's inventor Ivars Kalviņš said that he did not think taking it should be construed as "doping", but he also said that it "is very popular among athletes" and was used by the Soviet military for "optimizing the use of oxygen" and that it "allows athletes to train under maximum strain".
Poor man's Kournikova.
What is the movie supposed to be about? Tennis?!
Yeah and I think they will touch on marias sugarpova business and the drug issue that ended her career