Imagine being Doctor Doom and you cannot face the Fantastic Four because you lack the funding for your newest Death Ray all because Sabra affected your nation ranking and ability to emit bonds.
This comic is from 1981. In that year the only event between Iraq and Israel was Israel bombing them.
It was also the year that Israel annexed the Golan heights and killed ~1000 people when bombing Lebanon.
In the same year two Israelis were killed by Palestinian attacks.
>only event between Iraq and Israel was Israel bombing them
Specifically they bombed Iraq's unfinished nuclear reactor. Nobody wanted Saddam to get nukes.
It's fricking incredible that they're retroactively pretending that Natalie Portman (Israeli citizen) playing Thor in Love and Thunder somehow didn't count.
Because she wasn't playing an explicitly Israeli character. Their new superhero is, where her Israeli nationality plays a crucial role in her character.
The character is also heralded as a hero for massacring a bunch of Palestinians, so they probably are gonna leave that out.
>The character is also heralded as a hero for massacring a bunch of Palestinians
Dead muslims are never a bad thing Anon, even if it's the israelites doing it.
The headache is that she's a black widow type borderline psychopath who's one repeated storyline is learning that racism is bad and Mossad is perhaps not a good organization. Doing that type of stuff now seems way more radical, even though fricking NCIS has been doing it on primetime for more than a decade.
I don't understand the point of rewriting & reshooting the entire film, but keeping all the parts that give fans pause: >Israeli superhero >Seth Rollins as Serpentor >focus on Sharon Carter
Not to mention, I'm sure they're keeping the new latinx Falcon too.
Rule #1 in capeshit: if your characters are SHIT, your film is gonna be SHIT
Trouble is, this time around Israel's normal supporters have been less than eager. Yes they are sending some stuff but not as much and not as fast, things also have not been going as smoothly in the UN as they expected. I think they are starting to realise they may be in trouble long term.
I'm totally down for this. Make her arch rival some arab guy called Allah Akbar whose superpower is self-combustion and I'd watch the frick out of that.
>Hulk is actually more intelligent and capable of empathy and reason than all the lousy /misc/tards in this thread.
Congratulations hategays, a fictional monster is better human being than (you)
>Disney is going to be stepping away from woke politics >Disney will also welcome Captain Israel to the MCU >and Disney also hired a man-hating feminist to direct the new Star Wars
what's her super power, kvetching?
Getting funding for the avengers
Making things real in her head
She defeats her enemies by reminding them about the 6 gorillions
She’s Miss Marvel’s talent agent and she talks like Dracula.
Makeshift tunnels.
Lazy.
pinching pennies
she threw blue shit at hulk and made him cry out of grief for a child killed by the IDF
thanks doc
I always thought that the green and purple color mix is pleasant but it's forever ruined for me by now.
"Hulk came looking for peace" in the middle east. Is hulk moronic?
Ironically Hulk is a super genius. It's just that when he gets angry he starts to talk like a caveman.
i'm sure there's a lot of empty patches of sand that are peaceful in the desert
People complain about politics in comics when shit like this and that 9/11 nonsense exist.
>Average intellectual level of debate on the subject.
shifting the blame on everyone else for problems she caused
Genociding the white race without them even being able to fight back.
Imagine being Doctor Doom and you cannot face the Fantastic Four because you lack the funding for your newest Death Ray all because Sabra affected your nation ranking and ability to emit bonds.
She can lower your credit score.
complaining
This comic is from 1981. In that year the only event between Iraq and Israel was Israel bombing them.
It was also the year that Israel annexed the Golan heights and killed ~1000 people when bombing Lebanon.
In the same year two Israelis were killed by Palestinian attacks.
Wait....are you telling me 2 million israelites were killed???
Yes. 4 million israelites were brutally murdered.
>only event between Iraq and Israel was Israel bombing them
Specifically they bombed Iraq's unfinished nuclear reactor. Nobody wanted Saddam to get nukes.
March 1991, just after the Gulf War.
https://viewcomiconline.com/the-incredible-hulk-1968-issue-387/
Actuallybö that's 90s Hulk. The other panel with the dead kid is 80s.
>at the most holy sight in Judaism wearing provocative skin tight clothing and a tear on her titty almost exposing her nipple
BASED MARVEL
Her uncle works for the ADL as a lawyer, so she gets the bad guys canceled and blocks their payment processors.
she fights antisemitism on X
being able to return to the Avengers after being kicked out 100 times
Usury
arresting 90 year old holocaust deniers
She can kill a Palestinian child from anywhere in the world at any time
you know you can oppose both genocides, right?
tunneling
using white phosphorus on rioters
taking other peoples land and convincing everyone she's the real victim
It's fricking incredible that they're retroactively pretending that Natalie Portman (Israeli citizen) playing Thor in Love and Thunder somehow didn't count.
Because she wasn't playing an explicitly Israeli character. Their new superhero is, where her Israeli nationality plays a crucial role in her character.
The character is also heralded as a hero for massacring a bunch of Palestinians, so they probably are gonna leave that out.
>The character is also heralded as a hero for massacring a bunch of Palestinians
Dead muslims are never a bad thing Anon, even if it's the israelites doing it.
>t. moshe tabernaclewitz
Salam brother
> Her power is able to deep throat without gagging.
The headache is that she's a black widow type borderline psychopath who's one repeated storyline is learning that racism is bad and Mossad is perhaps not a good organization. Doing that type of stuff now seems way more radical, even though fricking NCIS has been doing it on primetime for more than a decade.
Heeere she comes to save the daaaay
In real life I would, she’s chihuahua cute. But I’m tired of seeing mediocre and flat out ugly women starring in big Hollywood movies.
Here's that super hero I told you about!
I've seen thousands of Israeli insta thots so it's not like they have a dearth of women who don't look like Gollum
Yes but these aren't Israeli israelites making this, they want her to remind them of their little sister they grew up with in Brooklyn.
Holy shit lmao.
10/10 cast totally fitting her character she look like a nazi propaganda caricature.
get her some of those round coke bottle spectacles from the 30s
Looks like a demon wearing human skin, 10/10 casting Disney
Looks cute and weak. I like women that I could kill with one punch
that means that mighty minge is on her way
Wait this is real? This feels like a bit front The Boys? Is this a Onion Article?
from*
Yes it’s real and with what’s going on in the world it’s hilarious. We’re not living in a simulation we’re living in a sitcom.
captain america and the new world order - america and israel teaming up.
I don't understand the point of rewriting & reshooting the entire film, but keeping all the parts that give fans pause:
>Israeli superhero
>Seth Rollins as Serpentor
>focus on Sharon Carter
Not to mention, I'm sure they're keeping the new latinx Falcon too.
Rule #1 in capeshit: if your characters are SHIT, your film is gonna be SHIT
That's how I feel about Madame Webb
Wow what a surprise, who would have thought that a superhero dedicated to an ethno-state would cause controversy?
We should just kill everybody that wants a ethnostate inside the USA to prevent that in the future.
No, that SHOULD be Captain America.
cool story moshie, but everyone knows when israel whistles, the usa comes to heel. capt. america is the bucky in the relationship with sabra
Trouble is, this time around Israel's normal supporters have been less than eager. Yes they are sending some stuff but not as much and not as fast, things also have not been going as smoothly in the UN as they expected. I think they are starting to realise they may be in trouble long term.
>united nations
lol. usa has already shown it will veto anything that would reflect badly on israel like the good puppet it is
Black Panther didn't.
The entire point of that movie is arguing against an ethnostate. You would know that if you actually watched the shit you whine about.
I'm totally down for this. Make her arch rival some arab guy called Allah Akbar whose superpower is self-combustion and I'd watch the frick out of that.
>a Palestinian troony named Elle R. Ack...
>a Palestinian troony
Does such a creature even exist?
Why are Hollywood israelites going on the offensive? I don’t think I’ve ever seen them so agitated. No one likes this character
Because like the rats that they are, they have begun to try and scurry under the floorboards now that the light is shone on them.
Lmao this can’t be real
>We didnu muffin
I wonder what happened in 1948
I wonder what happened after 9-11
they just want peace
She was an butthole in the comics, until Hulk showed her that sympathy wins.
Man, capeshit comics sure are trash.
>Hulk is actually more intelligent and capable of empathy and reason than all the lousy /misc/tards in this thread.
Congratulations hategays, a fictional monster is better human being than (you)
>The Hulk is able to make israeliteesses feel sympathy and remorse
He truly is Incredible
Hulk is the strongest there is
She looks like Klaus Kinski
So,she is gonna fight Hamas in Gaza or something?
Nazis probably
Why does she look like a lizard disguised as a human?
>What did Disney mean by this?
sabra if she was real
can't even close her mouth, that's how much wiener she has been sucking
So few people see Disney films now I doubt anyone would notice.
I remember there was a character called Arabian Knight who would exchange words with her in the comics
Just hire a Palestinian actress. Problem solved.
should be a black actress, ethiopians are the only real israelis
I do not care about gaza or palestinians. i also do not care about israel or the middle east in general.
>Disney is going to be stepping away from woke politics
>Disney will also welcome Captain Israel to the MCU
>and Disney also hired a man-hating feminist to direct the new Star Wars