>baddass character
>can't last 1 minute
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winners come first
y'all keep saying that till the woman starts laughing at you
talking from experience?
Why would I care? My cum is inside her. I already won.
wait till she tells all her girlfriends about it and your reputation is ruined so you get no pussy
if you frick a girl all her friends will frick you no questions asked. In fact they will go out of their way to frick you as well
Her girlfriends aren't the only women that exist moron
Her friends consists of what five people who'll actually listen to her, at best. What did you not have any friends going in so you clomped onto her group?
She's lied through her teeth thousands of times about stuff to her girlfriends, they'll want to see for themselves, therefore more cum deposited in dumb prostitutes. Win
How old are you?
if it's illegal for men to post sex pics/vids online and it's a ground for lawsuit then it should be the same when women do this
>wait till she tells all her girlfriends
That sounds hot
Female hands typed this. Minute men busted a nut and are out the door before you can let out the first ha.
>implying we care
Female pleasure is not necessary for procreation.
If the woman actually likes you or wants to frick you she won't care if you cum early now and then.
I had a GF that actually got more turned on by that because it meant I was really, really turned on by her.
I'm convinced y'all don't interact with women at all.
Hate to break it to you but she just told you that so she wouldn't hurt your feelings
Cope.
That b***h didn't give two shits about my feelings.
found the incel
straight up not true. it's like when Cinemaphilecels lift to attract gay men instead of women. women are not like the movies if they like you, you can come in them quickly, be fat, have a shit job etc etc. there are no rules.
captcha: SARS8
moron.
>Female hands typed this.
Definitely not, women love it if you do it quickly from time to time. In their moron brains it means that you liked them a lot.
Who gives a frick? I've already cum.
Also redpill for those who've not fricked a few women yet: their enjoyment from sex comes from your enjoyment of them. As long as you cum, she's happy.
>redpill
Shut the frick up, fatass,
>Shut the frick up, fatass
No.
King
this is a woman's rationalization of how she "won" after getting used like a sex toy
>getting used like a sex toy
bruh it aint a sex toy if it lasts a minuet nice self own though its more like cope for being a literal cumdump
>crying wojak behind mask of smug wojak.jpg
I can just keep going after I cum. I stay hard and can cum again
literally me
unironically did this with my gf
20 years ago though
>Impregnate woman
>The seed from my ancestors tracing back to Alexander the Great and beyond lives on
>"A-Actually... You lose!"
the first time i fricked my girlfriend i could barely last three pumps and she loved it. i.e. she felt so desired i couldn't control myself. you know nothing about women
i've never had a woman laugh at me for cumming too fast. the disappointment only happens if you're really not getting right back into the game to get them where they wanna be. this is why eating the box is paramount
I don't think we watched the same scene, who says he came first?
he's just like me
I did the same thing the first time I fricked some dude's wife.
cumming fast is bad ass, shows your not a secret gay and allows you time to get other shit done
This pretty much. It's fair to say that any one that posts the contrary are a teenager, virgin, or an adult virgin. Sex shouldn't last longer than 15 minutes tops.
Based. He has other shit to do like drinking beer and smoking alone after work instead of chasing pussy and love.
>allows you time to get other shit done
Exactly my reason for having no sex at all
How come you never learned simple grammar like you're and your?
That's a normal duration for a grown up man.
I have a foreskin, it just feels too good man.
You know you can coooom more than once right
you need high testosterone for this though
I can cum in 3 minutes, stay hard, and cum 10 minutes later
I forgot to mention that all while my boyfriend is jackhammering my butthole.
stay mad
I fricked Ted
Watching shittons of porn throughout my teens made me last all night like a fricking rockstar when I finally lost my virginity.
Good job, anon. What was his name?
he mowed that woman's husband's lawn though
anyone ITT take the asian girl pill? one wants to frick me and she calls me sir and never wears makeup. Conflicted about it
how did you find her
ITT take the asian girl pill?
>manlet sons with slit eyes
no thanks
I used to date and sleep with asian women. I married and kids with a white one.
>asian woman
The only non fat type of woman who will approach me. Asian women don't do it for me because they're always popping up and asking me out, and the ones I'm friends with want to leave their now-husbands for me, etc.
It's tiring, but the main reason I don't date them is this: look at the average white guy who's with an asian. I don't want to be part of that group.
Where do they approach you? How are you getting approached by women? Where are you meeting them?
In public, just passing by women in my apartment building, if it's an asian woman who goes for young white guys she's eventually gonna talk to me, eventually gonna flirt (not realizing I'm 39). But the "now-husbands" comment was about a girl from grad school who wanted to break it off with her bf to get with me even though we were just friends. And another incident with an asian woman at work crushing on me.
I'm guessing blonde & brunette girls do this with the real chad but I try not to think about it
That’s insane. Where do you live? I’ve never had a woman approach me in my entire life and I’m an average white guy, but I’m only 23
I’ve never even kissed a girl
The other anon said go to bars but I go to bars and there’s no girls there anywhere near my age
I live in just a mid size midwestern city. There's an arcade bar in my apartment complex, so that helps bring young women to my area. I don't really go to bars anymore though. Being 23 sucks because girls date older guys & at that age even a 25 year old is going to be 'more successful' by a lot
How other people treat me is always gonna affect my happiness
He has 2 years to prepare for being 25.
>It's tiring, but the main reason I don't date them is this: look at the average white guy who's with an asian. I don't want to be part of that group.
you let other people affect your happiness
I last 1 minute for the first rodeo but then I can go for rounds 2 and 3 with exponentially increasing durations
usually second is 15 and third is indefinetly long (Can still actually cum when we are done, just can easily control it)
yeah if it's a girl i actually like i can frick three or four times in one sitting. only times i do it once are when i'm drunk and realized i made a mistake
Usually when you frick a new girl you cum in one minute wet or not unless she's loose as a goose. Ur dick needs to get accustomed to her pussy first.
lmao what
I thought I made myself clear? Have you fricked multiple women sober
>Have you fricked multiple women sober
Well I'm glad you learned something new today then
That some anons have weird fricking ideas in how a penis going into a vegana works.
Clearly the vegana forms a perfect internal cast of your penis and thus you don't bust as fast on repeated cumbumming. Everyone knows this.
Cosmically based.
The upside to familarpuss. Nupuss is exciting unexplored territory.
>maggie: ayy' boi ya betta not be gittn' close!
>rusty:shut yo mouf, b***h. I'm finna spew up in thur.
Who was in the right?
kel
I've never hugged a girl before thoughever
im not too fast, shes too slow
Being a badass and being good at sex doen't necessarily go together, many great "lovers" and mighty femmy, the are devoted to sex rather than manlier virtues after all.
60 seconds in and out Ginger.
EASY, EASY, EASY, IN AND OUT
It's so fricking moronic to last a long time, you're just gooning with a woman
The idea that a man should "last long" is a feminist psyop.
lol you guys are pathetic women laughing their asses off talking about guys with premature ejaculation or ED
I used to have a hard time Cumming because I gooned for years before I had a gf. One time my gf kind of pounced on me and lifted her dress up, pulling her panties to the side. I remember I was maybe 10 seconds in and all of a sudden I nutted. She was happy and left for work. I think it was the spontaneousness of it that made me blow so quick.
hot. what position was it?
Men with philosophical minds rarely have sex because we dampen our own spirit after a few minutes of thinking about the world. And a man's ability to dominate other men in combat does not correlate with sexual prowess, in fact if you've ever been in a tense situation where you have to exert enormous amounts of strength you'll notice that your penis shrinks until you can manage to calm down, probably a very old instinct to protect our reproductive abilities when someone else came to raid your cave.
Sorry guys I forgot to post a picture of myself being a man with a philosophical mind
Anon if you ever have the thought that I'm just too smart for ........... understand you are probably coping about being a butthole and chasing people away.
Don't think of reasons why someone won't frick you, that's using your intellect against yourself and unproductive. Trust me the world and women will find reasons for you not to frick them they don't need your help.
>Men with philosophical minds rarely have sex because we dampen our own spirit after a few minutes of thinking about the world. And a man's ability to dominate other men in combat does not correlate with sexual prowess, in fact if you've ever been in a tense situation where you have to exert enormous amounts of strength you'll notice that your penis shrinks until you can manage to calm down, probably a very old instinct to protect our reproductive abilities when someone else came to raid your cave
Time is a flat circle, once in, always in.
Rust knew this.
TELL ME how it would be beneficial for the survival of the human species up to this point by having males take an hour or more to ejaculate. Imagine back in the sabertooth tiger days; trying to survive and procreate but it takes 90 minutes of thrusting or until a femoid can finally 'cum'. Civilization would have never materialized. It is biologically beneficial to ejaculate as fast as possible to keep risk of death at a minimal; from other males or animals.
Schlomo told him that sex shouldn't just be about reproduction but a fun thing to do every all day without having to worry about it's repurcussions which is, y'know, reproduction. The purpose it exists for.
When normies have breakdowns over "unexpected pregnancies" I just think they're morons, swear they skipped sex ed or something
There's almost no such thing as an "accidental/unexpected pregnancy" in the modern era, at least not in a country with decent medical care. There is a tiny chance of contraceptives failing but it's mostly just people being morons.
Only betas and homosexuals last a long time
Happens. Sometimes my super tight Asian Gf just rides me in a weird angle and I get milked dry in a minute.
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
When do you turn 30?
in about 7 months from now
Just grab & kiss the next hot girl you see in the street. Then, not only will you have kissed a girl but you will also get to be infamous badass & posted all over the web as crime of the year.
what compels you to post this each and every time?
he's been 29 for the last 15 years
It's almost second nature by now. I only do it in off-topic threads though
Not at all, time moves slow for you I guess
you once said in another thread it didn't bother you that much yet you never fail to bring it up
It doesn't bother me enough to make me change my situation, clearly.
Fly to Vegas/Reno and visit a brothel. You gotta take the pussy of the pedestal.
couldn't be helped, ass was too fat to last.
>super genius badass can get confessions out of anyone and beat the shit out of you easily
>cums in 3 seconds
Seems fair. They had to balance him out.
He was lucky to not cum before sticking it in
>marty gets extremely mad for rust referencing the smell of his wife's pussy
>has that smell on his johnson a short time later
can't blame the man for letting the moment get to him
there's a chance rust fricked her arsehole
>Look, I'm not tryna give you love and affection
>I'm tryna give you sixty seconds of perfection
With that doughey ass and the fact he was drunk, shouldn't surprise you. He probably rubbed a few off that day too let's be honest.
The point of sex is to EJACULATE
Sorry if I’m not delaying my own satisfaction so you can have some, I don’t think about other peoples happiness
>I don't think about other peoples' happiness
Hello, based?
>Cinemaphileirgins think they would last longer
lol
lmao even
White men are the quickest to cum. People make a big deal out of this but I don't know why. Men on average last 5 minutes in bed and women want sex to last 10. So, why doesn't the guy just keep going until he cums a second time? I'm still hard immediately after cumming, if a girl wanted me to keep going, why wouldn't I?
>So, why doesn't the guy just keep going until he cums a second time
I go immediately soft and shrink back to flaccid size after cumming in 10 seconds and usually can't get hard again for a few hours.
That's crazy. I spend like 2-3 hours jerking off and I'm still hard for a few minutes afterward.
Lucky. Due to what I said it also puts me off dating since I know if somehow the girl liked me she'd be expecting to get fricked good and I just can't do that so it would be depressing. Unless I told her early on just so she knows what to expect.
I would say just stay away from casual sex and, you know, try to find someone you actually care about who cares about you, but everyone says they do this despite how it looks from the outside. If it's any consolation, I'm dying a virgin. If I could give you my junk I would.
Thats the idea but I don't know if it will happen.
>I'd give you my junk if I could
Appreciate it friend.
are you me? it takes about 1 hour to get hard and another hour or two to coom
I can get myself erect from my own thoughts in just a couple minutes and it doesn't actually take me very long to cum, I just prolong it, because I fap a little to one picture/animation, then stop to go look for another, and so on. I copy the url whenever I think I've found the best one I've seen all night. At some point I realize it's starting to hurt more than feel good and I paste whichever url I last saved into the address bar and finish to it.
When I stopped being a NEET, I decided I didn't want to fap every night because I'd feel self-conscious the next day, afraid someone could smell it on me, even if I showered. So I decided to jerk off just twice a week or so. However, quite a lot of porn gets added to the Internet in even just a couple days, and I didn't want to miss out; plus, most of it's garbage, which means I don't just have a lot of material to fap to, I also have to swim through garbage before I find it. This is how I began jerking off the way I do.
You're underage
After the first orgasm I want to pee. After I pee I'm ready for the second round.
Ah well that's awkward, but nice try Rabbi
I'm a 31 year old virgin, if I was to somehow to get a woman into bed, how long would I last?
If you've been jerking off all your life you may struggle to finish at all
Perfectly normal when you've been hanging around near a guy's wife and thinking about fricking her all that time. Plus he'd seen her daughters and so knew what she looked like in her prime.
Last night i took 3 hits of acid and some MDMA and smoked a few hits of crystal meth and fentynal and injected hydromorphone THEN got a full body massage by my best lady friend while we were both naked for like 1.5 hours straight my eyes closed the whole time seeing crazy visuals and feeling like she had 3 sets of hands at one point she laid on me like a human blanket and it felt amazing then i massaged her cute little butt then we fricked and i had the most intense orgasm i was shaking and breathing like i was having a heart attack or something lol. she must of liked my pounding because she kept grabbing my ass all day after and giving me random kisses
How long do you last, bros? For me it's 10 to 30 minutes in bed i guess (I rarely check time before/after so can't be for sure), but sometimes when I jerk off i coom in literally 30 seconds if the porn is that good
Used to be 10 seconds now its about 5
completely depends on the girl, how much i've jerk offd recently, and how many rounds. i've come instantly to not at all and everything in between
45 minutes IIRC. I haven't had sex since highschool, and it was never enjoyable because I kept poking her cervix. Some days I wasn't even able to finish.
>he doesn't like gronding on her gates of minas tirith
I'm sure there's some dumb MPAA rule that if a sex scene goes on too long your film automatically gets a NC-17 rating, even if there's no nudity.
She had a hot ass though.
He gets a pash for dat.
do autists really not understand that he lasted a normal amount of time and they just cut to the end? This was a real virgin filter scene
Is busting in 30 seconds the ultimate Chad move?
>maximum impregnation chance for minimum time spent
Trying to make a woman orgasm is really gay.
How long would have Rust last with sidepiece chick number 2?
Man I barely cum from fricking chick's sober. We would have been fricking for hours if I was drinking. Usually chick's will be like hurry up and cum already and I'm like not gonna happen then we just stop.
so what. i'm a tall gigachad with a pencil dick and is worse
It's happened to me a few times, women don't mind the occasional quickie.
My ex was too pretty. I used to cum when my dick touched the pussy. Very embarrassing. Notice I said ex. She dumped me for obvious reasons.
I did that the first time I had sex with my 3rd gf, but started giving her the good fuk afterwards.
the point of sex is to cum the faster you do it the better you are at it
I'm too paranoid to coom in a woman because I don't want to pay child support. I usually beat off before sex and wrap it up during. Cuddling and sweet nothings give me a bigger dopamine rush.
I’m 23 years old and never even kissed a girl
I am so close to suicide I can’t take it
HOW DO SO MANY OF YOU HAVE SEXUAL EXPERIENCE
WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO
HOW ARE YOU MEETING THESE WOMEN THAT BECOME YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
I CANT GET A SINGLE MATCH ON ANY DATING APP
is it because I never went to college?
Go to a bar after work on a weekday and look moderately handsome. Occasionally I just go to women's apartments to smoke their weed and raid their fridge because I'm bored.
I’ve gone to several bars and I have never seen a woman my age there. I am 23. Also I have no friends to go with.
Let’s say I do go to a bar, and I see a pretty girl. What the frick do I do? Order her a drink? Sit down next to her and try talking?
What are the chances that a girl will be alone at a bar anyway? Won’t she be there with friends?
I’m so confused.
Sit one chair apart and engage in a conversation if you have some kind of commonality. Otherwise, just mind your own business. If you're a desperate weirdo you'll freak them out. I found one reading a Heinlein novel last week and we hit it off. Also just talking to strangers is good practice.
THIRTY SECONDS IN AND OUT
Fellas, I cum very quick on the first go, then a few minutes later I'm fine and lasting more than enough time for her. Should I be concerned with the initial fast first cum? It has only proven to be a problem once.
also does anyone have that one pic telling anons how to shoot bigger loads?
>wife is pregnant again
why are there so many sex havers on this board now
>Getting angry at cumming fast
Isn't that a compliment how attractive a woman is?
Doesn't matter, women want you to last as long as they demand
I can last after two drinks. If told to randomly frick without prep time, I don't think I'll be able to go too long.
Sex to a woman is all about power. Woman cooms at the idea that men find her irresistable that they can't control their urges. She will coom at the idea that she uses sex as a power play to dominate in relationships.
Test.
to be fair rust was on like a decade long nofap streak by the point the super hot milf came on to him thirsty as frick
So you've never stopped jerking off for a week then?
literally me
If you haven't had sex in a while and you go straight in raw there isn't a man in the world who will last more than 20 seconds, coomer brains who see some guy with a half chub fricking for 40 mins have a distorted view of how sex actually works.
Girls definitely love to get railed. But also, sometimes women love to know they're so desirable that you can't contain yourself and nut instantaneously. The main thing though boys, is you should cherish every nut.