No it couldn't. The climate of Australia is largely driven by its geographic position. You'll notice that every other continent has deserts at the same latitude as Australia. These are the horse latitudes.
ye c**ts fricking destroyed ye own fricking land before we came you daft wankers burnt majority of the green lush outta the fricking place how the frick is fricking dirty abo scum using a computer are you at the library with your helper or something?
>the premier of your most populous state is a corrupt son of a b***h who rents his house out on airbnb and works with organized crime >when someone reports on this he is threatened by said organized criminal groups >the police do nothing >comfy
kill all mobsters, gangsters, and criminals
Spiders can be a massive annoyance. In the summer sometimes you have to kill a few huntsmen every fortnight. But you can also go months without seeing them.
If you sniffed that petrol, would you die?
ya
strewth, be mad as a cut snake sprung upta that cobba
> it would be extremely rama-rama
Oi croikey 'at big goy 'it me on the 'ead 'e did
Do you feel in charge?
>get these blokes on board
It's called Ayers Rock
Aye(r)
It’s actually called Uluru. They want to take everything away from the Abos, even the rock’s name.
cope and seethe
Don’t get mad if one day the Chinese take over Australia and call the rock Ching Chong rock.
that would actually be hilarious
This is complete rubbish btw, Australia was not covered by rainforest 50k years ago. Rainforests need rain, Australia has none.
>weather couldn't be different 50k years ago
No it couldn't. The climate of Australia is largely driven by its geographic position. You'll notice that every other continent has deserts at the same latitude as Australia. These are the horse latitudes.
Shut the frick up you homosexual.
exactly frick the abos
ye c**ts fricking destroyed ye own fricking land before we came you daft wankers burnt majority of the green lush outta the fricking place how the frick is fricking dirty abo scum using a computer are you at the library with your helper or something?
>yah don't get to brings mates
MY UTE PLAN LISTS 3 SLABS OF VB, A PACK OF ROTHMANS REDS AND YOUR MUM, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU c**tS
FIRST ONE TO SMASH THIS GOON SACK GETS TO STAY ON MY DROSS
i hate australian accent its so frickin annoying
t.
who is that?
it's me
I read this post in an Australian accent and there's nothing you can do about it yank
It's like RP, it sounds fake. Sounds like using way too much effort just to speak
Aussie here. What is bah-een supposed to mean?
Seethe harder. It gives me energy.
For you, ay
Nice
> What is bah-een supposed to mean?
yeah sure you’re from australia dude
That's not what your women say.
> SUCK ME OFF MISTAH
> SUCK ME OFF AT THE NEXT STATION
What did Australians mean by this?
High speed rail only works in ethnostates
australia is comfy
>warm weather all year
>low population density where day2day problems won't reach you
>China slowljng taking over
Comfy
>chang eats all the deadly animals for me
comfy.
>China's economy struggling and Australia's growing
very intimidating
>population is 50% sea mystery meat
>>low population density
because most of it is a fricking desert
and?
>the premier of your most populous state is a corrupt son of a b***h who rents his house out on airbnb and works with organized crime
>when someone reports on this he is threatened by said organized criminal groups
>the police do nothing
>comfy
kill all mobsters, gangsters, and criminals
>send all of your criminals to live on an island
>they start committing crimes there
YOU'RE A BIG c**t
Brisbane?
You’re a fricken unit
>Probably wondering why you'd shoot a guy before booting him in the bum.
What a grand sight this must present in the wet season; waterfalls in every direction!
Is it really illegal in Australia now to deny the holocaust? I heard the law changed recently.
>when australians pretend to be ocker for foreigners
>>when australians pretend to be ocker for each other
>pretend
Is the whole dangerous animals thing overblown or is living in australia scary?
nah it's alright
Spiders can be a massive annoyance. In the summer sometimes you have to kill a few huntsmen every fortnight. But you can also go months without seeing them.
I don't believe the Dingos killed the babies. it was the mom
I saw it in a dream