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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hi kino im bald

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t this movie flop and the creator blamed straights but prior he was saying the movie wasn’t for them? Or something idk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That description could apply to a number of different movies over the past 5 years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True. You’re not even lying

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek most moviegoers are non-whites, especially the Indian market, hence why they're making Now You See Me 3, but when a movie flops, they blame white supremacists kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      brosbros, it's over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tbh when was the last time a comedy movie was sucessfull?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Idk I was just asking. Plus gay comedy movies are nothing new I’ve seen a bunch many many years ago they’re just low budget and sleazy. Can’t remember the name of this one Specific one but there’s a mom and she takes her sons sheets off and there’s all these cucumbers. She doesn’t realize he’s gay and using them as dildos and I think she was all happy her son liked his fruits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Barbie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It did flop, and the director OD’ed on copium.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn... straight men ruining everything that isn't marketed towards them AGAIN.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how often do you guys trim your balls?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I laser them bald

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How expensive was that? Do you have to keep going in for treatments or is it a one and done thing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not that often. Once every couple months maybe? My pubes don't grow very fast.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually watched this movie. AMA.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you masochistic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No

        Are you bald?
        Was it kino?

        I'm not completely bald, but I am starting to lose some hair.
        It was not kino.

        Are you gay?
        Was it funny?
        What's your favorite fish?

        I'm not gay.
        It's not funny at all. Maybe one or two decent jokes.
        I don't really care for fish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you bald?
      Was it kino?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you gay?
      Was it funny?
      What's your favorite fish?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I also saw it, it was pretty bad
      there's a scene where Jim Rash is freaking out because some lesbian from old sitcom shows up, and it was so stupid, I know Jim Rash, I don't know this b***h, she should be freaking out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the "story" is about how two homosexuals frick around but are still committed to each other, and all the humor is gross out sex jokes

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol
    lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand how the budget could be so big. It feels more like a $2 million movie. Actors are mostly unknown, there are no fancy effects, no really elaborate sets or anything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't understand how the budget could be so big
        HIV medication is expensive

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks Fauci.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It made more than I was expecting tbh. Just watched the trailer and it gave like the whole movie away and you could just tell the humor is very niche

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Friday Im inlove

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you guys should watch Dicks The Musical, it's like Bros but good

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im gay but I didnt watch this movie but I thought it was funny when the really fat guy from this movie started an activism campaign about not getting cast as The Whale. My other thought is that Eichner looked, not exactly “better” before Ozempic, but more like a real person

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "bald im kino" had me howling like a moron

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm gay. i watched it. 4/10. watching the boardroom stuff where they all tear each other apart over idpol was pretty good. otherwise very few of the jokes land. wish they explored the whole meaningless sex leads to dissatisfaction thing more than one awkward fling. seems like the message was "meaningless sex is bad until it's not"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, if they explored that message, the homosexual audience would absolutely hate it because it would hit too close to home. Male homosexuality is never ever treated seriously as an actual topic of depth in modern cinema, it's always "flaming fruits being quirky and le gay!" with zero nuance or pathos.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post the feet scene

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