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  1. 7 months ago
    Your Anal Nightmare

    Is there new evidence or something?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His semen dripping from every orifice of the corpse’s body.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he never pulled his dick, it ejaculated itself

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no and the FBI broke the gun used in the accident while testing it so if Baldwin goes on trial he can just claim the evidence was destroyed. Its just a political move so the DA can say they charged him and get re-elected.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the FBI broke the gun used in the accident
        The FBI has been pretty openly suppressing evidence the past few years. Wonder if they'd actually give enough of a frick to protect him though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pistol confirmed as not being able to spontaneously fire itself
      >Pistol confirmed as being in Badwin’s hand when it was fired
      >Pistol confirmed as being pointed at two people when Baldwin fired it
      >NM law places the responsibility for shootings, ‘accidental’ or not, on the head of the person doing the shooting
      What ‘new evidence’ is required?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should've splurged for Ihop.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You see this Denny's Rooty Tooty Fresh and Frooty? It's worth more than your wife's life

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is IHoP really any better than Denny's? I'm not a goyslop enthusiast, so I don't know.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, enjoy not knowing you self congratulating prick.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares dude

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You cared enough to respond.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the average Joe did it he'd be in the slammer right now and it's indisputable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no. The dudes that stole a car and ran over the retired police captain are already out.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said average Joe not average Jamarcus

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprise, but NM and AZ have different state laws, charges, and bail conditions, you moron.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you do this Ameribros, I'll refrain from calling you mutts for an entire week

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    status: recharged

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mikebros...we're back!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sociopath boomer celeb trying to status mog over social media following
      just got the ick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Alec fell flat. You can tell he's feeling the walls closing in.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      cleaning pools is cool

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ehhh he kinda lost me there with the pool cleaning comment. Disdain for general laborers is low shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait to watch that arrogant homosexual rot in a prison cell. Some Black person is gonna stab him on general principal alone.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the equivalent of Gant in Phoenix Wright telling people about what fun it would be to go swimming [with obvious deeper, sinister implications].

      Alec "get it in one shot or I will" Baldwin was clearly at fault. He has been an actor for years, and all actors know the camera adds ten rounds.

      Alec "Think Fast, Lemon" Baldwin

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main character loses in the sequel

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I already know the charges, officer

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d cum in my pants with delight if this moron ended up in prison and Trump didn’t.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bladwin will never do time but trump will and almost certainly kill himself in prison

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Biden hasn't done anything lol....
        Trumksb the criminal

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say what you want about his Trump impression, but his DIck Cheny impression was a goddamn bullseye.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What will his prison name be?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they really want to taunt him, Daniel Baldwin.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasnt he found not guilty? how can he be recharged?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      amnesty for Black folks
      not for theegroes

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alec "get it in one shot or I will" Baldwin was clearly at fault. He has been an actor for years, and all actors know the camera adds ten rounds.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      alec "she shot me first, your honor" baldwin

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I moronic isn't manslaughter already involuntary?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Voluntary manslaughter is shit like selling someone heroin you know to be cut with a dangerous amount of fentanyl, or choosing to drunk drive and killing someone.
      Involuntary manslaughter is basically extreme negligence or failure to take reasonable precautions because you have no reason to suspect what you’re doing is potentially lethal.
      It’s basically the mildest charge you can get for being responsible for a human death.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So I'm moronic thanks.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah it’s a difficult line to draw, you’re nowhere near as moronic as people who still think Baldwin Denny’s jokes are fresh and funny.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            they are classics and you are a fat little b***h.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it will be fresh and funny when i grand slam those asscheeks boy.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Baldwin's cheap ass taking the husband and son of the woman he murdered to fricking Denny's will never stop being funny.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You watch your frickin mouth boy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so his would be voluntary

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They can’t go for voluntary because it’s inarguable that he had no idea that live rounds could be in the weapon.
          Involuntary is far more likely to stick as it’s a lesser charge and absolutely nobody can deny that he was negligent rather than malicious.
          Voluntary requires a certain malice or indifference, involuntary requires only negligence.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This moron is more or less correct

        so his would be voluntary

        Hard to say I'd be willing to take it to court and argue that the negligence was involuntary because Alec Baldwin has pointed X number of guns at people on movie sets and never killed anyone so therefore had a specific reason not to think it would happen this time and therefore didn't know it was going to happen that time.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They better not pussy out and not release Rust.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She wanted to get shot, your honor. She stood in front of the gun and started at it through a camera. She never once made an attempt to get out of the way.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is often overlooked in this case is the fact Denney's CHARGES for refills on the OJ, and Baldwin has a recipt for 5 of them. Baldwin might have enjoyed a glass or two while chatting about that lady that got shot, but that leaves three juices that he purchased out of the kindness of his heart. Case closed.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can always tell when a DA is trying to get reelected lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The DA is a lesbian Soros plant who was elected due to the ‘Victory Fund’, an org intended and funded to place progressive LGBTQ+ DA’s in as many offices as possible.
      Baldwin’s politics align with hers and Soros’, so I can only imagine this may be going ahead out of fear that a legal prevent may be set where extreme negligence is a viable defence for murder under NM law.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your life must be miserable.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ad homs are not refutations sweetie ;^D

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just told you that this DA is trying to get reelected by pursuing a meaningless case and you thought spamming buzzwords would make me mad. You're that fricking stupid.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >make me mad
              You’re so calm and composed that you needed to reply again, I kneel.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got a theory, maybe the husband put real bullets in the gun while no one was looking to kill his c**t wife and make the armorer and baldwin take the fall

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dont have a theory. You have a mental illness. MEDS

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont need medication, just need a dennys grand slam

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is is because he wasn't tried (much less convicted) in the first place that double jeopardy doesn't attach?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think he is, personally. Look at any other crime that happens. He's the producer. They call him the boss or the guy in charge, but really he's the guy who helps get the movie funded and gets to make some creative calls.

    If an actor were to rape someone during filming, he wouldn't be charged with rape. If someone stole money from the petty cash for craft services, he wouldn't be charged with theft.

    There is a reasonable expectation when working on these sets that in his particular role at the time of the accident, he was only an actor who it is assume knows nothing about firearms safety (whether actors should have training on firearms safety is another discussion). It is the job of the prop master or armorer to certify that the firearm is clear of live ammunition or debris or that it is a disable or prop weapon, and to maintain a chain of custody of the firearm. If the prop master or armorer were negligent in their duty, then they are the ones to blame for the accident and should face the charges for such

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's the producer. They call him the boss or the guy in charge, but really he's the guy who helps get the movie funded and gets to make some creative calls.
      Producer can mean anything it has no strict legal definition

      >If an actor were to rape someone during filming, he wouldn't be charged with rape
      yes he could what the frick are you even saying you autistic piece of shit

      >If someone stole money from the petty cash for craft services, he wouldn't be charged with theft
      ok little guy time to pound a tent stake into your eye until you cease being a burden on the rest of us

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >employ someone
        >they rape someone
        >I get in trouble because?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I get it your communication skills broke down when you tried to say "if an actor were to rape someone during filming, Baldwin wouldn't be charged with rape" ha ha fricking factory misprint waterhead ball of clammy fat

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shame none of that is actually law. NM places responsibility on the shooter regardless of circumstances.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn’t matter. It was loaded with real bullets on accident yes, but still, he was under the assumption that is was loaded with blanks. Blanks, especially when fired at close range, can still kill or seriously hurt someone. He still chose to point and fire a real gun he thought was loaded with blanks. It doesn’t matter if he didn’t realize blanks could kill, ignorance is not an excuse.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The charges, officer?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Involuntary Manslaughter, it turns out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aggravated
      Blasting of
      Cinematographer

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Alec's wife on set that day? DId she have a gun on her? This may have been a fake mexican stand off situation.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he knew this would happen eventually thats why he made hay while the sun shone making 7 spanish kids naturally with esta wife ilaria in 5 years

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricker lucked out for sure.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?
        the image shows her horribly botched fake breasts that aren't even close to in the right place, also the post is a joke about how an irish american woman from boston tricked him into thinking she was spanish and then got exposed so now he is awkwardly stuck maintaining a relationship with a fraud psycho and pretending to love her

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her breasts are the second fattest thing in that family after Baldwin himself, I’d frick her if I ever got the chance.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a big liberal celebrity they wont do shit because people with the wrong politics would celebrate

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems stupid to charge an actor for something he should have no responsibility for

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uno farto

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the script never called for Baldwin to point the gun at the cinematographer and then pull the trigger.
    He did this in-between takes while joking around.
    Actors are taught weapon safety. Including always treating guns as if they are loaded. All things considered, including the fact that he's had numerous weapons training and handling lessons from previous movies, I would say he was negligent.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he starting to look like Nicolas Winding Refn now?

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denny's two electric boogaloo

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bullet shot another guy and everyone just forgot? I thought it went through her and got a second guy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >killing the cinematographer and wounding director Joel Souza
      So the director just said no worries?

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. If this psychotic Irish frick thinks he's above the law when a regular person like me would be doing triple life, then he has another thing coming.

    I hope he fricking rots.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But the Denny's! He bought the Denny's, you must acquit.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant even watch Beetlejuice anymore because I know Alex goes on to become a cold blooded murderer. How can I support that?

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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