Bale and Pattinson were the best at stealth.
Rest of them sucked. Affleck was goofy.
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Bale and Pattinson were the best at stealth. Rest of them sucked. Affleck was goofy.
Bale and Pattinson were the best at stealth.
Rest of them sucked. Affleck was goofy.
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Pattinson walks into the line of fire with his invincible armor in every fricking scene.
He walks into the Penguin's club front door twice.
His queer boots were made to make sound and call attention.
Even when he turn off the lights he walks straight up to the thugs and their line of fire.
Frick off.
He’s a fricking vampire, of course bullets don’t hurt him you fricking moron
He comes from the ceiling, having hid in the shadows for a sneak attack. He snuck into the club discreetly the third time.
The boots are used to build suspense once in the film, and he walks into gunfire because frankly, he can.
Frick off and rewatch the film before you speak.
>He comes from the ceiling, having hid in the shadows for a sneak attack. He snuck into the club discreetly the third time.
Then he started to walk slowly into the life of gunfire like a moron, so those entrances - which are minimal in a 3H movie, by the way - are rendered meaningless.
>Minimal
The shadows speech, the batmobile entrance, the smoke reveal, the disappearing from sight twice, and his explosive entrance which no one saw coming.
Minimal? I don't think so.
You guys are all contrarians for disliking this movie. Bale sucks ass.
Already refuted this.
It’s okay anon, I agree with you
Thank you. Glad someone here has taste.
>The shadows speech
Rendered meaningless right after because Pattinson shows up drawing attention with his queer boots and is mocked by everyone in the room for looking like a pussy.
>the batmobile entrance
Rendered meaningless because everyone can hear the loud as frick engine and Pattinson is a moron that fail to start the car several times giving the Penguin ample time to get a head start.
>the smoke reveal
Rendered meaningless because Pattinson is a lardass that can barely move with his bulky as frick invincible armor giving all of the Ridder's goons enough time to shoot his ass or takle him.
>the disappearing from sight twice
Rendered meaningless because Pattinson soon after walks like a moron into the line of fire.
>his explosive entrance which no one saw coming
Rendered meaningless because it drew everyone's attention and they all started to shoot his ass.
So all those cool entrances mean shit because the director's vision for Pattinson's Batman is that of a slow as frick moron who does nothing but count on his invincible armor to get through every encounter. He can't even fight properly because he is slow as frick and only know a couple of fighting moves, which is made even harder thanks to his bulky armor.
>the autistic breaking down a post into phrases to address them individually
needless to say each response you make is autistically wrong
I may be autistic, but you and i know i am right.
The movie has a few cool Batman moments but like everything else in this movie they exist in vacuum and when placed together with other individual scenes are almost inconsistent. Take the intro about Batman being the shadows and every small thug fearing the frick out of him. That's a very cool scene and everything, but after that intro every other fricking scene you've Batman drawing attention, being out in the open room, and being mocked and taunted by everyone from random thugs to hired henchmen. Nobody seems to fear his ass. Much less respect him. Everyone is iching for a fight with him. So that intro seems like it came from an entirely different Batman movie.
That's the mark of a terrible screen writer who could only come up with "cool" individual scenes but couldn't know how to pull a story that connected all these "cool" scenes into a coherent story.
You don't know how movies work. Frick off.
The shadows sticks because he took care of crime without having to fight people. And they make fun of him because they don't think he's actually Batman since he's, wait for it, so stealthy since he's literally known as the shadows.
The car stalled but they didn't see it coming which is by definition, stealth.
You didn't see the movie because you misunderstood the scenes I was referring to in the third reply.
Plus, they didn't anticipate the smoke stealth attack, and he took them out without them being able to kill him. So, he won by stealth.
And the explosion worked because, *gasp* they didn't see it coming due to stealth!
Don't be a tard. Pattinson was stealthy as hell.
>and he took them out without them being able to kill him
No one is able to kill Batman in this movie because he's literally depicted as Deadpool. His invincible armor is able to deflect fricking everything, nobody thinks of shooting his face or his legs with those stupid cargo pants but even then it seems it would be meaningless because they shoot his cowl that is obviously made of leather and even his cowl seems to magical and capable of deflecting shit.
>Don't be a tard. Pattinson was stealthy as hell.
Cool entrances that draw everyone's attention and result in open fights where the guy is shot multiple times without being able to dodge ins''t "stealth".
>. Bale sucks ass.
You're the contrarian. You like pattison, nut shitting on bale is peake contrarian.
People have hated Bale since he was in TDK
>Y-you're the contrarian!
Get with the times.
Imagine simping for the twilight guy
>People have hated Bale since he was in TDK
No they hated the voice people love his bruce wayne but the bat voice was annoying.
Neither of those brit trannies were good.
>Frick off and rewatch the film before you speak.
Why shouldn’t batman be bulletproof when every rando in gotham has a machine gun?
tanking is a form of stealth
Emo Batman is the weakest Batman.
Nah. Bale is weaker. A knife nearly killed him.
Bale took on multiple expert trained ninjas. Pattinson struggle with random Cinemaphileners. He was shit
Pattinson was literally the worst batman. Clooney or kilmer would beat his ass bad
Bale batman was going for realism. Pattinson batman was bulletproof and gay
Even though Nolan's Batman tanks every bullet he takes?
Hyprocite.
>inb4 but he doesn't take rapid fire!
Y
>A knife nearly killed him.
This isn't new for Bats.
Why did you make this bad post from the other thread into its own thread?
Because it's true. Read the other replies to be proven wrong.
That's not a reason to make it into its own thread.
Keaton was miscast but he was the most fun by far
That's were you draw the line. A realistic Batman isn't Batman.
Pattinson is horrific. No, I haven't seen his Batman.
Pattinson is a good Batman in a bad movie. Affleck is a bad Batman in a bad movie. Bale is the best. Stop being contrarian. No one is impressed.
>Affleck is a GREAT Batman in a KINO movie
Fix'd there for you, champ.
>Pattinson is a good Batman
>Completely incompetent in many ways especially tactics and flat out detective work
>A shit fighter and struggles with literal basement dwellers
He is literally the worst batman to date
>stealth
>you can hear his boots clinking from a mile away
Batman shouldn't wear armor and shouldn't be some sci fi guy. He should just be wearing a woolen jumpsuit and cowl with a utility belt. Relying on his smarts and athleticism to sneak by. The idea of batman as some dumb thug who beats people up has always been moronic. Batman had the best potential to be an interesting character out of all the awful superheroes but instead of making him a combination of Private Detective and Garret from Thief they just make him be some rich thug.
I like the creepy Darth Vader but a good guy aesthetic Battinson has got going. It works for his character in the movie. Whether it works for Batman at large, I don't care because I'm not 13.
I don't care about batman either. I'm just saying thatd be more interesting to watch. I think all this superhero stuff is dumb.
You can't have a stealth character as a protagonist. Having him invisible to the camera for any period of time alienates him to the audience, and following him along invalidates his stealth and makes the world he interacts with meaningless. It only works in video games where you personally are the one doing the sneaking.
This is nonsense. You can creatively display or imply stealth and have it be enjoyable. Nobody's asking for 30 minutes of uninterrupted sneaking in darkness. Just have him do things that aren't severely injuring people all the time or crying or cursing.
You can't or you get morons like
I am
and i love the stealth scenes from Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, and Batman v Superman. The Batman intro from BB where Batman catches Carmine Falcone is great.
I just found The Batman dumb and boring. Matt Reeves is a hack and Robert Pattinson is the least stealthy Batman ever created.
Get fricked, fanboy.
You literally have autism. Frick off.
Just admit i am fricking right.
>pattinson
>stealth
motherfricker literally enters buildings by going through the front doors.
Keaton>Affleck>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bale
Here's Christian Bale's Batman using the darkness and flashing lights to disorientate thugs so can dodge their attacks and tackle them. This is stealth being well used. He's like a ninja.
You can almost hear Prodigy's Firestarter playing.
Here's Robert Pattinson's Batman using the darkness and flashing lights to.. unh... for nothing. The thugs are able to see him and engage him. He doesn't try to dodge or anything. He's shot multiple times. If it wasn't for his invincible armor and the thug never trying to shoot his face or limbs he's be dead twice over.
This scene was also unoriginal as frick and just the hack director's copying past Batman movies.
It's for the audience's enjoyment you asshat
I didn't enjoy the scene and in fact that scene in the trailer was the first major disappointment i had regarding this movie because it gave me the impression of Batman being invincible which i felt defeated the purpose of the character.
You aren't included in what constitutes an audience for obvious reasons.
what is his armor even made of?
batmanium
Affleck can pull the stealth in daylight which is even more incredible. See the arkham city take down in Luthor corp. Which btw also doesnt look like a moron like Bale did.
Robert Pattinson was too slow fighting. It was weird. It's like he is always tired.
You can see in this scene several goons shooting him in the back and head while he is wasting time still trying to take down the fight three goons that were by the door he came in. He also walks slowly toward the last couple of goons that are shooting him nonstop.
Why did pattison not use any gadgets for combat? In year one does he not use gadgets? Why isn't he stealthy either? Even with armour, bullets hurt.
>He didn't use gadgets!
Tazer
Grappling guns
Bombs
Stun baton
Adrenaline
Flare
Eye cameras
It's 2022. Not 2009. You're not a jock anymore.
>Tazer
>Grappling guns
>Bombs
>Stun baton
>Adrenaline
>Flare
>Eye cameras
Why does he only use these gadgets once but never in combat? The bombs just alerted the incels to him plus the glass probably killed a dozen civilians below. He uses the taser once on a thug then never again. He doesn't even have smoke bombs.
Used the stun baton to threaten Penguin, the bomb to use stealth, the grappling guns in combat, the tazer in combat, and there's no reason for him to use a flare or eye cameras in combat.
There wasn't anyone in the water yet. The glass wouldn't have fallen on anyone because they were all on the sides of the stadium to avoid the gunfire.
Man, tell me you're paid by the hour for all this chilling because otherwise it is too pathetic.
I love this movie. I defend it because I enjoy it during my free time.
I live in an apartment I pay for and work across the street from it. I had a gf but left her.
I'm just as manly as you are. But for all I know, you could be faking.
Man, what a shitty taste. You're probably autistic as well for how much you defend this shitty movie. I can basically pinpoint you now in the threads whenever this movie comes up.
Good. I'm making an impact. I went from country to country as a kid, and I saw the "classics" they had to offer. None are better than crime thrillers, and the best films on this planet are Se7en and The Batman.
I've been reading Batman comics since as long as I remember, and The Batman was the only time I saw what I had been reading about come to reality.
I do not have autism. I have taste as well as pride.
I see you all every time this film comes up as well. And you all still cannot refute my presentation of objective truth.
>I went from country to country as a kid, and I saw the "classics" they had to offer. None are better than crime thrillers, and the best films on this planet are Se7en and The Batman.
Jesus Christ, kid.
Haneke, Bergman, Truffaut, Kurosawa, Fellini, Ozu. Anyone.
The U.S. makes better movies. And I've seen a shit ton.
Imagine earnestly simping for the twilight guy
You're out of highschool.
Be a man.
>Be a man
I have a wife and home. You still live with your parents. Tell me again about what being a man is lmao
>MUH TWILIGHT
Frick off
Someone post that scene where Battfleck is on the ceiling and crawls away like a fricking demon
you got games on your phone?
Year one is doodoo its the worst batman story ever and it was adapted not once but twice
Best at stealth. Ah yes. My favorite tactical approach is walking straight into fire. Or direct confrontation with thugs and goons. Great stealth.
There's already one of you in the thread. Frick off.
Neither of them but Pattinson is shit and they are both correct. Cope harder OP
>multiple people are calling me moronic. Maybe i really am moronic
Lol. moron.
SE7EN:
>the cops use their smarts and connections to ask the FBI for their list of all the people that read "sensitive" materials at listed libraries, to see if anyone has been reading/renting books based on the subjects the murders are based on
>armed with the information they gathered they are able to deduce the killer's address and confront him
THE BATMAN:
>Batman and Gordon could have done pic related, but they didn't because the script is some moronic shit and the characters are written like two morons
The fact the director thought he could make his capeshit version of SE7EN is hilarious.
>Batman has always been bulletproof. Picrel proves it.
Golden Age comics are silly. Batman also used to kill his thugs in them, but i bet you'd cry about that shit.
How does it feel to be oh so very wrong...
it must feel so embarrassing...
Wikipedia is always full of errors. Read the fricking comics. Say Shazam, Year One, Long Halloween, and so on. You know, the comics this shitty is movie is apparently based on. In Shazam Batman literally says that he isn't bulletproof.
Are those really the only stealth scenes in Begins? I can't remember any more but I feel like you're forgetting some.
>Here's a comprehensive list of every Batman stealth scene in Batman film history. Get proven wrong once more.
You omitted tons of scenes from the other movies while adding a bunch of scenes from The Batman that aren't stealth at all.
He is full of bullshit.
List the scenes I omitted. If you can't, you're talking out your ass while I provided proof. And every scene I listed in The Batman was pure stealth. If you can't recognize that, you don't know the meaning of the word.
>List the scenes I omitted. If you can't, you're talking out your ass
Just from BvS alone there are several scenes where Batman uses the element of stealth to fight Superman and Doomsday, like smoke pellets with led chemicals and misdirection. Or say the warehouse fight where he confuses the thugs into believing he is coming from the ground when he is actually above them and that gives him enough time to disable their weapons so he can engage them in melee fight.
I did miss the smoke bombs.
But the floor isn't stealth. They knew he was coming because he broke the fricking windows of the floor below them.
>But the floor isn't stealth. They knew he was coming because he broke the fricking windows of the floor below them.
He used misdirection. They thought he was coming from one place when he was actually in another. That gave him enough time to scare them and frick them up. That IS STEALTH.
But when I said the same thing about Pattinson when it came to the shadows speech and the disappearing, you said it was bad?
>inb4 because The Batman did it wrong!
You're arguing yourself into a corner here.
Okay. Picrel is from the comics, and not the golden age.
>posting panels from modern comics
>Rebirth shit as well
What an idiot. Even then only the Batlogo is bullefproof because of the influence of the Tim Burton's movies.
>Erm, not those comics as well!
Grow the frick up. Your point was rendered useless.
Because those comics frick ass and i told you that even in those comics only the logo is bulletproof, not the rest.
Here's Batman: Shaman. The costume is made of clothe. Pattinson referenced this comic in interviews. Not that it mattered since the movie took frick all from this.
He said it was one of his favorites, he didn't say it was being adapted.
Some are cloth, some are armor under cloth. Reeves literally said he was inspired by the Bermejo suit, which is armor under cloth, just like Pattinson's.
>here's a non-canon one shot
he did leave out shit but the ones in the batman do count as stealth
he left out some in tdk tho I think
>He solved every mystery put in front of him.
Couldn't solve the clues in time to stop the murders.
Needed assistance from Catwoman to discover shit.
Needed assistance from Penguin and Alfred to understand the clues.
Catwoman had to kidnap a dirty cop and torture the guy to discover the conspiracy.
The Riddler literally handed him his apartment with all the clues necessary to understand and stop the last plan. Even then Batman needed the help of a cop to figure out the last plan.
>He was very competent. He literally cracked the case.
He wasn't. He couldn't stop shit, he needed help to understand everything. He's always late.
>Plus, he kicked everyone's ass until he got shot, and then he beat that dude's ass.
He is always slow as frick, and always gets shot before being able to get near to tackle the bad guys.
>He's a better Batman than anyone we've ever had before.
He sure fricking isn't.
The point of solving a crime is that the crime has already been committed. Therefore, basing his detective work on stopping a crime before it's committed is silly, since detectives come in after crimes take place.
You do not understand detective work.
He used Catwoman in his investigation. He uses people often in the comics. Alfred offered his help, Penguin merely brought it up again and Batman decided to look into it.
Catwoman moved before Batman could, even though Batman was on the same damn track. Not his fault he had to make sure Alfred wasn't fricking dead.
Batman didn't need a cop. The cop merely said something. Batman would've figured it out if he had a chance to do so. You're telling me a good Batman would pick the thing up and immediately know what it is? Batman has to analyze stuff. You're clearly not a Batman fan.
He solves everything and is only late once.
He kicks everyone's ass and is fast. There isn't one person he fights physically that he doesn't eventually beat, and you chuds can't get over that point of objective truth.
HE SURE FUKCING IS
Refute that. Don't worry though, you can't.
>The point of solving a crime is that the crime has already been committed.
Not in a movie where the killer is feeding you clues after every murder so you can stop the next murder before he is able to commit them.
The Riddler didn't want him to stop the murders before he committed them moron.
He wanted to keep Batman on his trail. Riddler's whole point is that he desperately wants to commit these murders.
Are you this dumb normally, or is it a side job?
He literally left riddlers that related to his next murders, you idiot. He even spelled out how and where he would kill Carmine Falcone, and Batman as an idiot brought the guy to his death literally helping the Riddler because Batman is a moron in this movie.
the point of the riddler's riddles isn't to be caught
i'm not even the anon you're fighting but even i know that much
This despite there being clues in the riddles of what he will do next and how.
Dude, the Riddler was literally handing out clues about what he'd do next.
This is a movie where Alfred opens a mail package that has Riddler's hand writing on it and is ticking despite investing Riddler's murders of high-profile people. It is a stupid movie.
you have autism
but no one is convincing otherwise so far so good job I suppose
There was nothing good about bale as batman
There was nothing good about the other one. Whatever his name is
>pattinson
I'm not interested in woke batman sorry
pattinson introduced woke batman. not into it. sorry.
>Affleck was goofy.
hmmm, now that you mention it
Something is definitely bleeding
Batfleck was 20 years in gotham fighting crime without retiring. This is singlehandedly the only argument you need to shit on Bale and the others.
Bale was less than five years. Didn't do shit. Couldn't fight. Couldn't investigate. He couldn't do anything that an actual Batman would. He was just a pussy who retired after a chick (Batman would never do that) who doesn't even exist in the comic books. All of you morons must understand that making Batman realistic makes no sense and destroys completely the idea of Batman itself.
Pattinson is a newby emo who's almost a ripoff of Bale.
r.pattz was kind of sexy in this. I get the appeal now