>be Bam >given loads of money, practically going to inherit his parent's New England mansion and property >did skateboarding pro and make shit tons of cash >has tons of deals with video game companies, Jackass, TV shows, etc. >le quirky edgy teenager/young adult >millenials grow up, quirky edgy shit isn't popular anymore >cheats on first wife, gets divorced >best friend dies in a car wreck >drinks himself to death, does no work for years >is ostracized by friends and family can't get anymore TV deals >new girlfriend/wife prostitutes herself out to his local gang of crackheads at his parent's mansion for local concerts >new wife divorces him and takes the kid >goes mental and on a police chase for a few days
That's basically it, have I caught up now?
April was a hair stylist and Phil was a Baker, they lived in the shit hole Don Vito lived in during Viva la bam, he wasn't gonna inherit anything, dipahit.
His problem is being the number one male star in America before he was 25. None of you homosexuals would be any better being on top so young.
>I don't have a retort to an aged fan who actually knows his shit so I'm just gonna pretend you're Bam
Couldn't think of anything better, homosexual?
Bam came from nothing and got everything and it ruined him, that's life.
Bam's "sadness" is just him clinging to the only nonselfish emotion he's experienced and fronting it as the core of his personality to trick knoxville into letting him be in the next jackass
>Bam is the focus of the skit >loses his shit, jumps and flails around, starts crying and whining (unless it's a gay joke where he takes dildos up the ass, then no homosexual he's game) >wee man is doing a skit >always takes his bits with a smile and a great line, never whines, always positive
The short king should have shoved Bam out of the movies and gotten more spotlight on him.
Unironically not spanked enough as a kid
This. He's just spoiled and he never grew out of his edgy phase because it was what made him famous and rich.
It probably started when his parents agreed to stop calling him Brandon.
its almost over for him earthrockerbros
Unironically all his parents fault for spoiling the living shit out of him and letting him get away with murder
>be Bam
>given loads of money, practically going to inherit his parent's New England mansion and property
>did skateboarding pro and make shit tons of cash
>has tons of deals with video game companies, Jackass, TV shows, etc.
>le quirky edgy teenager/young adult
>millenials grow up, quirky edgy shit isn't popular anymore
>cheats on first wife, gets divorced
>best friend dies in a car wreck
>drinks himself to death, does no work for years
>is ostracized by friends and family can't get anymore TV deals
>new girlfriend/wife prostitutes herself out to his local gang of crackheads at his parent's mansion for local concerts
>new wife divorces him and takes the kid
>goes mental and on a police chase for a few days
That's basically it, have I caught up now?
April was a hair stylist and Phil was a Baker, they lived in the shit hole Don Vito lived in during Viva la bam, he wasn't gonna inherit anything, dipahit.
His problem is being the number one male star in America before he was 25. None of you homosexuals would be any better being on top so young.
hi bam, how's your prostitute ex wife doing?
>I don't have a retort to an aged fan who actually knows his shit so I'm just gonna pretend you're Bam
Couldn't think of anything better, homosexual?
Bam came from nothing and got everything and it ruined him, that's life.
Number one male star? What the frick are you smoking..
it's a bit generous, but he was pretty big
You forgot ruining his one shot at becoming relevant again and making good money with the new Jackass film
He probably got diddled by Vito
Narcissism, he's not a complex person
he has a deep sadness, and unfortunately he feels the need to make that the world's problem
Bam's "sadness" is just him clinging to the only nonselfish emotion he's experienced and fronting it as the core of his personality to trick knoxville into letting him be in the next jackass
i wish i was friends with bam
Kino.
You can't rock the earth without catching some yourself.
there's a subreddit dedicated to bam's decline, it's actually based
thats really great redditor, maybe you should go back
Whatever the frick he wants!
Earthrocking too hard.
>Bam is the focus of the skit
>loses his shit, jumps and flails around, starts crying and whining (unless it's a gay joke where he takes dildos up the ass, then no homosexual he's game)
>wee man is doing a skit
>always takes his bits with a smile and a great line, never whines, always positive
The short king should have shoved Bam out of the movies and gotten more spotlight on him.
Leave it alone, frickface
Drugs