Bambi revisionism

Prepare for the worst
Maybe some furry who identify as an animal join in the crew just to say that zoo lives matter or some shit
What is your bet anon?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Op even I know they're gonna revise the whole thing to be modernist and stupid
    But somehow your post was so moronic and farfetched that it almost sounds like an industry shill intentionally posting a falseflag to make us side with the reboot instead of you
    Thats how dumb your post was

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Bambi actually be a guy in a fur suit?
    Will he do the Fortnite dance?
    Will he stay inside all day to watch Mr Beast videos?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we really have to worry about anything when (White) Man was already the villain who shot his mother

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know youre baiting but you bring a good point
      it wasnt originally a (hwite) man, it was just a guy, a poacher
      the reboot will probably find a way to make it about him being
      hwite
      and
      male

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOL well given the time the movie was released I know it wasn't a Black man. I wish people in this world could identify as Raceless LOL

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think the hunter is either a poacher or simply bad and inconsiderate because even when the book and the movie were made it was basically against the rules, so to speak, to shoot a doe with a fawn.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, could have been a deer culling weekend. Had one in my county a few years back, open season got declared because there were too many deer. Turns out, if you let hicks blast every deer in sight, they can solve the overpopulation for 20 years in two days.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, he'll have a bi-racial daughter who wants to grow up to be a scientist to show him the error of his ways

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shadow would now have a MAGA hat

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the he'll does any of this mean? I don't understand what this article is saying.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What on Earth would you need to change about Bambi?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The length, for a start.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't propagandize Marxism so it must be altered.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They probably mean they're gonna make a whole environmentalist message out of it, cause Bambi takes place in a forest, and that's all their brains can eek out from the premise.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live action remake
    >it’s all animated in cgi
    What’s the point of any of this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because normie public are fricking idiots

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who in the flying frick self inserts as fricking bambi? You're meant to experience the story not inspect the nuances of wealth inequality or some shit.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So they’ll add a bunch of unnecessary human characters no one will care about

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bambi’s mother doesn’t get killed by a hunter. She gets hit by a stray bullet from a mass shooting perpetrated by a white supremacist against black people. It drives home the message that hate hurts everyone, even if you’re not the target.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks of scenario for a thing that absolutely won't happen
    >this is the worst thing he could think of

    Why do you ruin your mental health like this?

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