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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the people have spoken

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mibananacremetulapapaya

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, who the hell watches a kids movie and says "you know what? This movie needs black lesbians to be complete" frick disney

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The lesbian kiss was actually cut from the movie but they added it back in after the don't say gay shitstorm earlier this year

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well then thank fricking god the media THEY OWN didn't go on and on and on about it in the month leading up to the premier to the point that someone looking up basic showtimes would be bombarded with news articles about this fricking kiss and how it's in the movie.

        Apparently the people who want to watch lesbians kiss in a kids movie is rather niche because they sure as shit didn't talk about anything else for a solid month.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The homosexuals went as far as to refuse removing it from the china/saudi edit as well. They're going balls deep now. Lets hope this is a wake up call for other companies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          China doesn't allow western movies into their market anymore.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bs. Jurassic park made 20 million in China over the weekend

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That movie was just barely dumb enough to slip through the new IQ regulations

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I keep saying this, but this board needs to do our own Saudi cuts of movies. As soon as Lightyear is out digitally that's what I'm starting with.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I watched it and its simply not a good movie, lesbian kiss or not. They probably kept it at all to distract from this fact and be able to dismiss all criticism as le ebil homophobes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It also wasn't even in the original script. They really just forced this shit in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lesbian kiss or not the movie is shit anyway. They used the lesbos to guilt people into seeing it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's all so tiresome
          >"spend 70 dollars to bring your kids to see the latest pozzed Disney flick or you're a racist antivaxx Nazi Russian bot!"
          Thataway when it crashes and burns they can shift the blame onto Boogeyman of the month instead of admitting it was a shit flick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's a fairly new tactic of intentionally setting up a minority or gay character into a flick projected to flop so that any criticism can be deflected with le racism or x-phobic bullshit. It is all very much tiresome

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What do they gain by deflecting blame though? It's still a flop

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They saw it do wonders for TLJ with the Rose shit. They've being using it ever since.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why was it ever a part of the movie in the first place

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Activist pyramid scheme has taken over Disney. Representation and pozz is their main explination as to why they need to exist in the company but in reality it's hiring more like minded people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problems go far deeper than that. Take away the woke identity politics stuff and you would still have a terrible movie that holds zero appeal to children. They took Buzz Lightyear the colorful pulp sci-fi action toy for grade schoolers, and stuck him in a movie that apes most of its aesthetic from fricking Alien, with a plot that revolves around high concept hard science fiction stuff.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who thought people wanted a "real" Buzz Lightyear movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It could've worked, even if nobody wanted it, but globohomosexual has no interest in money it seems.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's fundamentally stupid. There is no real Buzz Lightyear. He's a cartoon character in the Toy Story universe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You just said it, cartoon character. They should've used the cartoon canon not this pseudo-interestelar shit that they did.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Try being objective american anons. How much did the culture war effect this film?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You seen interviews of Bob Chapek since he became CEO? Man is a hostage at his own company. Disney is completely taken over. The bottom line is unironically not profits anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How much did the culture war effect this film?
      If anything the lesbian kiss gave it some extra publicity. Movie was just inherently flawed from the start and had no hope since the trailers made it look so boring. If this movie really made Andy want a Buzz toy, it did a horrible job at selling it, because Buzz definitely did not look like some kickass action hero fighting aliens.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who would have thought that a kids movie made for kids would astronomically outperform a kids movie made for deranged Twitter leftists. The groomers at Disney really can’t help themselves, but when you’re that big propaganda, especially propaganda meant to influence the younger generations, probably becomes more important than money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s honestly kind of amazing just how childish Illumination movies still are. I mean it’s awful entertainment but at least it’s for children. Nearly everything now feels like it’s for a 35 year old first and a 9 year old second.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of Despicable Me/Minions is objectively shit but in hindsight you forget about all the really boring childish scenes and remember the surprisingly strong emotional core

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care that a movie has a lesbian kiss, tbh bros.
    I don't want to watch it because it looks shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same, it looks so boring, I watch the fricking owl house but this movie looks dreadful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same, it looks so boring, I watch the fricking owl house but this movie looks dreadful

      This, it looks fricking ugly. And it's not just because of the nogs, all the characters are just unappealing. Nobody asked for a Buzz Lightyear movie and especially not one that looks like this and that's the main reason why it's failing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looks so boring, like a fricking drama with moral lessons, and I mean who wants to see that shit? It's a goddamn animated movie for christ sake. Godspeed anyone and their families that prefer a no brainer like the minions movie over that shit, kids deserve to have fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it looks shit.
      So much this!
      I'm not interested in the movie, but I watched a trailer and the whole thing looks without color, drab.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who /gru/ crew here?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all they had to do was include Mira Nova and Planetina.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so odd seeing rightoids attach their reactionary propaganda to children's cartoons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok groomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      everything need to be rightwing leftwing altright political culture warand taking a side according to these moron wignats or youre pedo satanic baby killer just see some example

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna say it. This meme is based and far better than that Morbius shit. It actually made me respect zoomers more.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that wikipedia is afraid to call this a bomb.

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