>start late with a $1000 meanwhile the whales are already in the billions >buy the dip >it crashes further for the next 15 minutes >delet
reminds me of day trading
>buy thousands of CHUCK when it hit $7 >go to sleep after it bumped up to $40 >wake up and it's now *down* to $40 again
Goddamnit. This is truly 7 figure hell.
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN >DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN >DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN >DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN >DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN >DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN >DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN >DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN >DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN >DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
>bought 12k chuck bucks at 3 dollars >now it's 100+
WELLLLLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BIG CITY STUFF BUT WELLLLL BY MY RECKONING I'M GONNA BUY ME ONE OF THEM FANCY GERMAN CARS
chuck?
Indeed.
Chuck is rising, brother.
AHHHHH BANE IS CRASHING, WITH NO SURVIVORS
I'M RUINED
They work for the Yotsuba Stock Exchange℠. The April's Fools Joke.
Get ‘em on my portfolio I’ll short it in
Dump it
Aye
> YOU'RE A BIG BUY
bump
The fire will rise and will give me my first million.
Will this april fools meme outlive the others?
Team Mini best team
HE DIDNT SELL SO GOOD
Gayn?
ENOUGH FROM $BANE
IT'S FRICKING OVER, I AM JUST LIKE BRUCE WAYNE AFTER BANE STOLE ALL HIS MONEY
Aye
Why do I only get the name and not the funny emoji in my posts?
Refresh the page
Refresh the page
I DON'T FEEL IN CHARGE
$24
buy the dip
We're back
$35
Bane?
found my home
Bane.
Can we beat sneed?
FLASH SALE
up up up
what
Going all in
we are in the wreckage
CIA bros...not like this...
In the options buddy
The masked man.
THE FIRE WILL RISE
Now's not the time for fear.
>Bane crashes as CIA rises from the $17 ashes
first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
Trust the flight plan
I trusted the flight plan. I need to buy the Master Plan.
They expected one of us in the wreckage, brother
Sitting on 115k CIA atm and buying more.
yes?
test
it don't work
aaaand I'm 5m
they expect one of our stocks in the wreckage brother
DO I SELL DO I SELL
hold it
Not bad
Bane?
anime next
How do I invest
how does one go about getting the icon by one's name?
stock exchange banner at top of page
just press heckin buy butterino
TOP OF THE PAGE
DON'T FORGET TO BUY CIA
You'll just have to imagine the fire
CHAD is about to skyrocket btw becase of mod market fixing.
ENGLISH, EINSTEIN
Elaine?
CIA chads stay winning
THE $CIA SHARE RISES
>It's stuck at $99
feelsbadman
155 now
hell yeah
YOU WERE SAYING?
the fire rises
How did you do this?
I invested in $WRECKAGE
he paid asiaticmoot a small fortune
test
You're a big guy
DESHI DESHI
BASARA BASARA
Uh, big guys?
FRICK, IT'S DROPPING
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF OUR MASTER PLAN?
GACHI and CHUCK are on a downslope, time to get crackin
That never happened.
>this thread is not a sticky anymore
FRICKING PUSSIES
STOCK MANIPULATION
Wtf, why is it stickied
We're rich CIA bros
WHO THE FRICK IS SELLING REEEEE
I dumped 20,000 CIAs lol.
>Verification not required.
gay
BaneCHADS we are so back
Moving onto Gachi. Thanks CIA bros
Nah, Imma wait for it to drop further
WAIT NO THIS CANT BE HAP[PENING IM IN CHARGE HERE
is this plane crashing?
GACHI IS THE NEXT STEP OF OUR MASTER PLAN
test
CIABROS we're not even halfway to the peak HOLD HOLD HOLD
HOLD ON TO THE PLANE
GACHI CHADS, WE'RE SO BACK
bump
Easy money
Hello fellow moguls,
I’m going to dump 100.000 on tbh
Get out before things get messy
Nice try, rabbi.
Holy molly
Lol, changed my mind and dumped gachi from yesterday
This is my last ride before retirement. Let’s go MASSIVE, CIAbros.
They work for Bane, the masketta mogul.
I'M CIA
what's the plan?
CIA'S DROPPING
BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP
dont make me tap the sign
BANE and CIA are both fricking crashing, this wasn't supposed to happen BANE bros
WE FALL JUST TO RISE BACK UP CIABROS
He bought?
BANE?!?
They look like big, good, strong hands, don’t they?
>start late with a $1000 meanwhile the whales are already in the billions
>buy the dip
>it crashes further for the next 15 minutes
>delet
reminds me of day trading
ya seethe?
crashing the plane
CONSEQUENCES OF IGNORING CIA
BUY
THE
DIP
Frick me. Is the market crashing?
with no survivors
bane?
If dubs, everybody in this thread is a hothead
UH
For real?
its over
Okay that last round was just practice. This is the real deal CIAbros. MOON.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BUY IDIOTS BUY BUY, iTS BOTTOM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOL
I am financially ruined
Just kidding b***hes, I'm back in this
Gachi crashed, buy up!!
bought it at a dollar, I will never sell
I'm still floating
Holy frick, buy GACHI ASAP
i just bought back in
we did it boys
I'm tired of clicking
GACHI HOLY SHIT
We did it
I'm so fricking back bros
Holding CIA and GACHI until three digits.
buy you bawd or you aint no mogul
I am clicking so goddamn much bro.
CLICK SAAR CLICK
GACHIBROS WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
WE ARE SO BACK
FEELS GOOOOOOOOD MAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
damn can you really only buy 1000 every 10 seconds
IM RICH
>tfw sold CIA at $155, bought in at $17
>been buying GACHI for an hour, bought 3k at $1
>check GACHI again
Hold Cachi and CIA no matter the cost.
HODL HODL HODL
what the frick
I lost the house, the car, my retirement...
The wife just left and took the kids....
ALL IN ON CHUCK
trust the flight plan
>Went from 4 figures to 6
Proud to be a $GACHI bro
ONE MILLION SOON GACHIBROS
YTSB bros about to fly to the moon
CIA is paying my penny stocks!
HEEEEEELP
YOTSUBA AT ALL TIME LOW
I'm too lazy to resell the thousands of shitcoins I keep buying at $1
>I'm done
What now?
YTSB LET'S GOOOOO
just sold 15 $CIA and bought 1250 $YTSB
When's $SCARCH droppin?
I'M SO TIRED OF CLICKING BROS
1000 LIMIT SUCKS
I was able to snatch 24k, it's pennies tho even if it goes to 300
I'm rich!
How do I make money posting on Cinemaphile.com?
test
LET'S GOOOOOO
I made it!!
MAMA I'M A MILLIONAIRE
We're so fricking back
Testing
Recession incoming
Why do we fall, Master Wayne?
What's the goal?
I AM SO FRICKING BACK
HODL HODL HODL HODL
HOW LONG BROS AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>He missed the Yotsuba $1 dip
How are you coping, Banebros?
12 Million liquid. I can’t even spend it fast enough. Good security if the whole market crashed, I guess.
Is JANNY a stablecoin?
Inb4 Great meme depression
BANE AT 84
BUY BUY BUY
BANE TO $1
I'd buy 5000 BANE if that happens
Please get BANE to $1
>Thank you Yotsuba Chan!
DONT BUY BANE YET WAIT TILL IT HITS A DOLLAR
SELL $BANE IT'S CRASHING HARD WITH NO SURVIVORS
I sold all my Yotsuba and dumped it into CIA. I'm all in.
BANE WE CAN
BANE TO 1 BANE TO 1 BANE TO 1
GET READY FOR THE ULTIMATE CRASH (WITH NO SURVIVORS)
>started with $1,000
>now have $600,000 after a few hours
If only it were this easy in real-life.
rookie, buy ytsb
BANE OR CHUCK????
BUCK
Both.
Yes, the investments rise!
100k on Bane at $84
Have we started the investing?
Stonks
CHUCK AT $3
CHUCK AT 3
>buy thousands of CHUCK when it hit $7
>go to sleep after it bumped up to $40
>wake up and it's now *down* to $40 again
Goddamnit. This is truly 7 figure hell.
BANE back up to $103
BANE to $500
TO THE MOON
buy chuck or wait til 1?
>Gachi crashed
>Yotsuba crashed
>Chuck crashed
GET OUT OF GME, JANNY, and tbh!
I'M FLUSH WITH CHCUK, BABY!
$WOJK thoughever
THE LINE RISES
4 U
They expect one of us in the wreckage
just put all I had on Chuck
I think it was a pretty solid choice tbqh
How do I get the funny picture and name? I want to play April Fool's too! 🙁
$3 CHUCK LIMITED OFFER!
Just loaded up on frick and suck
SAVE ME CHUCK
TEST?
I LOST ALL MY FRICKING MONEY ON REDDIT I HATE REDDIT I HATE REDDIT I HATE REDDIT FRICK
Should've bought CHUCK, fren
CHUCK BACK UP TO 62
Sneed.
IM A MILLIONAIRE
you are poor
oh yeah?
not anymore i guess
We own the chuck market CIA BROS
CHUCKBROS WE ARE BACK
MILLIONAIRE STATUS LET'S GOOOO
>chuck saved me from financial ruin
God bless sneed
CHUCKBROS WAGMI
.
3
FRICKING
MILLION
ALL HAIL CHUCK.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
Is that a fancy German car?
CHUCKCHADS WINNING
SHOULD I DUMP YTSB AND BUY CHUCK
no
Why is there no BOG?
on the graph, what do the numbers mean? minutes ago for each price?
Segments of 5 minutes.
Chuck? I'm Sneed.
Almost at mogul
Almost time to retire
Well well, look like I'm a city slicker with a fancy German car
LETS GO CHUCK
Chuck to the moon sirs, please feed mi village i am indian village boy
Am I a mogel yet bros
it happens at 5 millie I think
holy shit i just got fricking rich
THE FIRE RISES
should I hold chuck?
SHOULD I HOLD CHUCK?
HOLD CHUCK HOLD CHUCK
Told you we were all gonna make it
>I literally can't stop investing. My money is literally buying stocks on their own~
I only buy stocks at single digit prices now
ANIME CRASHING YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
CHUCK AT 107
sneed
Anime at $9 daaaamn
honka honka
$20 Million Liquid. $31 Million total value. With that, I retire. Have fun, boys.
BUY ANIME
BUY GACHI
ANIME ON SALE BUY BUY BUY
Holy frick, GACHI bros seething
My portfolio is now worth over $9mn.
I am not stopping until I hit $10mn.
I only wish you could buy/sell more than 1000 shares.
BANE CRASHING AGAIN, BUY BUY BUY YBUYUYBYUYUY
BUY CHUCK
ANIME AT 9
BUY BUY BUY
who else all in on chuck?
yup
The fire is rising, city slicker.
I go all in on anything that dips below double digits
CIA carrying my portfolio
Once I hit mogul, I'm dumping it all into CIA and retiring
frick im moron
test
>still sucking for chuck
CHUCK SUCKS DICKS
So close to 10 milly now
I've made it
It's over anime bros, we had a good run
SELL YTSB SELL YTSB
>test
What even is SICP?
5
FRICKING
MILLLION
same, keep going, let's get it to 10 millie
okay now I'm chuck
The fire is rising
IM STAYING WITH CHUCK
Everyone smart got off of Chuck a second ago. It's ANIME time, I hab over 9000.
>JANNY
>highest valuated, not free
I think autism helped me become a millionaire.
I'm a rich guy
WHEN DO I GET MY FRICKING CHECK HIROSHIMOOT
ALL IN
>finally made it
I'm a big mogul now.
>UUUU
For you.
Big guys I don't feel so good
whether chuck goes up or down, I'm staying with him now
I only wanted to become a millionaire to get the honka without feeling like I'd spent too much money
>guess my task is complete
honka honka
This shit is gay as frick
spoken like a true pooranon
No u.
You can recover anon
>SNEED
post portfolio
Just buy CHUCK literally right now and you can't possibly lose no matter how moronic you are.
ANIME at 48
buy?
anime is gay
Not yet. Wait until under 30
Only as an early move for quick profit harvesting, that's not a long term hold price.
Should've bought @ 9
>helpless
Chuck is gonna crash. Get out now
Shit im feeling good now
BUY CHUCK
BUY MORE CHUCK
BUY MORE CHUCK
BUY MORE CHUCK
BUY MORE CHUCK
CHUCK AT 4 DORRA
They expect one of us in the options field brother.
HOLY SHIT
CHUCK AND FRICK CHUCK AND FRICK CHUCK AND FRICK
Come on Chuck bros
Janitor mogul here, finally getting what I deserve.
>Verification not required.
>CHUCK
BUY
BUY
BUY
LETSGOOOOOOOOOO
>tfw sold all my YTSB at 100
It's over
anime at 88
sell?
HOLD
bought 1200 @ 1, never sold B)
BUY
Reddit dropping in price
BUY REDDIT
chuck crashed? this simply means I can buy more chuck
Don't buy reddit, let it die
I invest in boobs and bane, big breasts for u
What richgay stonks should I invest in?
BOOB, it's dipping
BOOBA
You don't
REDDIT BROS, BUY THE EPIC CHUNGUS STOCK
Mogul unlocked, time to invest in $SNEED.
ITS TIME.
I'M PUMPING CIA ALL IN
>have vidya to play and nothing else to do all day
>spend all my time playing funny stocks game on 4chun
At least we became rich
Got my first milly lads
>8000 Bane Stocks
That's a big portfolio
4u
Congrats Anon
I'm on my 7 millie currently
I'm switching my investment in Chuck to CHAD
Who or what even is gachi?
TWO MILLY CLUB
test
Gachi dropping
BANE JUST DOUBLED THE PRICE RISES BROTHERS
Janny never dipped below 500? This is fricking rigged
chuck is rising
And that's a wrap. I will retire, the Flight Plan is fulfilled. I will never ever sell my CIA
grats fren wagmi
>All my stocks plummeted lmao
They expect one of us in McDonalds brother.
RDDT AT 6!
LET IT DIE
Bought 1000, let's see
JANNY DROPPING
BRING JANNY DOWN
FRICK BANE! BIG SWINGING CHUCK DICK REPORTING IN
>meme envy has turned in to meme stock envy
Chuck will always be a volatile shitty swing stock. Unlike blue chip CIA
THREE MILLY CLUB
>over a milly in liquid assets
feels good bruddas.
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK, JANNY?
I wanted more big guy stonks but the price just keeps soaring. Have we started the fire?
it's reddit time
It's been fun CIA investors, Chuck Seed Funders, and Bane's Big Crash Gang. I'll call it quits.
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN
>DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN
>DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN
>DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN
>DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN
>DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN
>DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN
>DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN
>DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
BLUE CHIP CIA GOING TO $1K+!!! IT'S NOT COMING BACK DOWN
>DON'T LISTEN TO FUD BUY IN NOW!!!
We are so back
WHAT THE FRICK CHADBROS
>bought 12k chuck bucks at 3 dollars
>now it's 100+
WELLLLLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BIG CITY STUFF BUT WELLLLL BY MY RECKONING I'M GONNA BUY ME ONE OF THEM FANCY GERMAN CARS
Chuck going strong. Stand fast.
CAN'T WAIT TIL 10 MILLIE LADS
The fire rises
I bought the dip.
currently at 4.2m
i'm giving up at 5m
RDDT AT $12
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
Bane?
>Your portfolio is valued at $5207630
Well I'm done, happy investing bros
Chads buy CHAD
I am RICH
What a beautiful young woman.
4mil now lads