Bane did have a point. Why WOULD you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

Bane did have a point. Why WOULD you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just in case he flies so good and lives

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's possible to survive falling a great height

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could you survive the walk back to civilization with 200 broken bones?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        People have survived far worse.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be extremely painful

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a tough guy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

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      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Could you survive the walk back to civilization
        About that...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He used his Swiss offshore account

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have to waste bullets so that the agency budget isn't reduced.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is getting close to the end of the fiscal year

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Business gifts! Enjoy a new plane, Dr. Pavel!

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To let the other blindfolded prisoners know he's killing them off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes that's what Bane figured out, which is why he asks the rhetorical question of why he's doing it

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    to kill them quickly so they don't suffer. throwing them off the plane is just to dispose of the bodies

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he have a camel toe?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CIAussy got me acting unwise

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He did a bane meme cartoon?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't the people who are dragged off just speak up that they're alive after the gunshot?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can't talk.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CIA was playing a power game.
      They weren’t talking, and if they spoke up to call the bluff he won. He was baiting a response like Bane’s
      >b-but CIA lost, clearly it was a bad strategy
      Clearly not. Who do you think ferried Bruce Wayne back to Gotham?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least you can post

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do both https://youtu.be/iLcsiYu35E4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She shot him after though

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protip: if you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane, not only will he not fly so good, he also won't wildly flail around in adrenaline charged panic, causing chaos, and he certainly won't somehow tangle up with you so that both of you fall out of the plane together and don't fly so good.

    I know it seems wasteful, lazy and unsportsmanlike, but if you're not putting bullets into bodies before throwing them out of a plane, you're not gonna fly so good.

    >t. used to throw people out of planes for a living

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could also use the chaos as a ladder to climb back into the plane

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. used to throw people out of planes for a living
      We're they communists?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me about throwing them out of planes! Why do they flail around?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine forcing this shit meme in this current year.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take it, b***h.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scene bothers me for a reason nobody ever talks about.
    The reason bane says
    >who would bother to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
    is to call CIA's bluff.
    We know he's bluffing because it's explicitly shown.
    >Shoots gun into air
    >motions operator to take him to the other part of the plane
    >"He didn't fly so good"
    So we've established that CIA was just trying to pressure them, he wasn't actually throwing them out of the plane.
    This invalidates the entire
    >MY FLIGHT PLAN WITH THE AGENCY LISTS ME, MY MEN, DOCTOR PAVEL, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU
    line, and Bane should know this. He's not throwing them out of the plane so why would the flight plan only be for 1 guy, it's be for all 3 of them. But at the end he somehow has flopped back to believing that the flight plan first of all exists at all, secondly doesn't list bane and his 2 henchmen. So when they're escaping and Bane goes
    >They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!
    He literally just makes him stay there for no reason.
    My theory is that bane just didn't like that guy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But why would Bane hate his own brother?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He ate Bane's leftovers that had his name on it in the company fridge.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he was a small guy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CIA's plane's wings are ripped off
      >then many miles later the tail is expertly removed
      >then many miles later the rest of the body is drop

      >bro we gotta put some blood in this guy that looks kinda-not-really like dr. pavel so they think everything was normal
      >they won't check dental records, they'll just draw some blood from this specific area to do a DNA test

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>they won't check dental records, they'll just draw some blood from this specific area to do a DNA test
        Dental records, finger prints, hair/tissue sample... blood isn't even on there to check. A really preposterous plot point.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Raul section would be destroyed, front section would be destroyed. It would all be spread over miles. Spreading a bunch of dna over the plane would be enough, they would just assume they couldn’t locate his remains. It was a black bag mission so they would suppress it with minimal investigation. It’s movie logic, but it’s good enough.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This invalidates the entire
      >>MY FLIGHT PLAN WITH THE AGENCY LISTS ME, MY MEN, DOCTOR PAVEL, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU
      >line, and Bane should know this. He's not throwing them out of the plane so why would the flight plan only be for 1 guy
      am I stupid or are you stupid

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably both of us. But elaborate.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you saying that the fact he was threatening them in that way proves that he had planned for there to be multiple of them aboard? because that specific threat only works if there are more than one of them?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's saying that since Bane knows there is no "flight plan" like that and calls CIA's bluff, telling that one guy to stay behind in the end was pointless.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His name was Wreckage Brother, it was meant to be

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think CIA was planning on throwing most of them out of the plane except for 1 guy but he didn’t want to start doing so until he got information out of them first.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moreover he says "get them on board I'll call it in", so the cia (the organisation) would know that there are three mercs on board

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he says "Get 'em, I'm bored. I'll call it in." He's trying to project a detached, lackadaisical attitude.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!
      Because it’s written by someone who thinks you should just ignore that the wreckage of the plane is spread out for miles and is full of bullet holes and attachment points as well as a symmetrically blown off tail end. As if the crash investigation would see this and not notice or care, but they WOULD care about the right number of corpses and that one of the corpses has (some) of De Paveleer’s blood pumped into him (presumably they don’t care about the lividity not matching and the wound of the needle, etc).
      >but the plane would just burn up obscuring all this evidence
      First of all, they find this kind of evidence even in burned out planes and the mangled bodies.
      Secondly, planes carry fuel in their wings. This plane will not explode or burn up. It will smack into the ground leaving all the evidence perfectly preserved.

      The Nolan method of writing is to just not think about it. Move fast and make loud noises and hard cuts. Hopefully the audience won’t think about it either.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The plane crash was just to cover up Dr Pavels death until Bane revealed his plan to the public in the stadium, where Pavel was also publicly revealed to still be alive if only briefly. The plane crash wasn't meant to cover his capture long term.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would have been suspicious if none of them died on the plane with CIA and duck to Pavel.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have that drawing of bane where hes got nothing on but his vest and his wiener is like the size of his torso and he's just holding it up like bear hugging it and its got veins and stuff. anyone got it?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if he just shot bane right in the fricking head with the bag on.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you shoot a scene where the audio is barely intelligible?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do asmr girls maintain decent viewership numbers when ones like her make EXACTLY the same video every week?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fear.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what are they afraid of?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Going mobile.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That comes later!

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if Bane was wrong and he did shoot and toss all his comrades off? What would he have done?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it would be a war crime to let then fall to their death

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >throws guy off the plane
    >"he didn't fly so good!"
    Well of course not. Was he expecting the terrorists to be capable of flight or something? What would "flying good" be like in this situation? What an odd thing to say.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Then it would say Finnish.jpg. But it doesn't.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Czechmate.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pumps a bit of Dr. Pavel's blood into random dead guy
    >"there, they will now think Dr. Pavel died"
    What?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To make sure he's dead.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro this meme is like 10 years old and dead. Frick off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back off, bro. The bro is talking about his movie, bro.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then show me its body

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CIA is really KIA
    Kill In Action

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a cautious man.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the edit of bee cia with a pollen suitcase

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least you can talk, who are you?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    in case they can fly

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because shooting people is fun.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To get to the other side.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plane?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fly

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*kneecap explodes*
    >*gut shot*
    >*lead eunuch*
    Something to contemplate in a lot of pain while hurtling toward the ground

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To ensure his flight was not so good.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plus the guy that CIA pretended to shoot could just say hey guys Im not dead he didnt shoot me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least he could talk.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DKR now is closer to 911 than to this day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this true
      Please someone good at maths do the numbers on this for me

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe it hasn't been posted yet. Should have watched the whole movie, OP, they explain it!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew it

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    More killing power.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think i've listened this more than the original

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trick is to shoot him after

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's Banes.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was this scene forced into a meme?

    Its a completely generic, nonnoteworthy scene youd expect in any generic action blockbuster or capeshit film. You could random pick out any other scene from any other movie and get the same mileage.

    This is nothing inherently funny or weird about this scene.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the hothead.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make sure he’s dead I suppose
    -Tom “Big Guy” Hardme

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hardy-initiated
      >CIA initiated and hotheaded
      >masketta-initiated
      Has word reached BRAVO himself?

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you keep the man on your plane after shooting him, mostly if the door is already open?
    >why shoot him first
    Safer to push a corpse out. If you want to shoot someone you're not gonna be like "no, I can't shoot him, I have to throw him off the plane and save a bullet". You shoot him, then you dispose of the corpse.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but who was Itten and why did CIA call him?

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