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why are you homosexuals spamming this shit?
Because this is the most kino thing to happen all year.
it's strangely fascinating
They get off to the suffering of others. It's "misery porn".
Why did you click on this thread? Why did you post a reply?
frick you
Because I really want to understand. So I asked.
That's how it works, anon.
why are we here? to suffer?
If they're still alive, it would be one of the most horrific experiences ever imaginable
that doesn't mean that it should be spammed on Cinemaphile
It's of international interest
so
Their interest is almost surely a result of the film Titanic. For whatever reason normal friends became absolutely obsessed with this dumb thing because of muh Jack Rose.
its a add for the new james cameron movie
Billionaires who control the world and would be untouchable in any other setting are slowly dying a horrific death in a coffin stranded in the abyss. It's downright archetypal.
>slowly dying
if you call having your entire being crushed like a can slow
That's wishful thinking. The wireless control system is a more likely failure point than the sub itself. These goons are in Hell right now.
literal distraction from the real news.
there's always politics shit in the news, rich dudes dying in a tin can at the bottom of the ocean isn't something you read about every day
It's funny.
>>>/b/
It’s film related moron
tangentially
not enough to be on topic
You know they're talking about the actual ship Titanic and not the movie, right? It wouldn't be Cinemaphile related if they found an old civil war fort just because they made movies about the civil war.
The ship was made famous by the movie, moron
No it wasn't. It was pretty damn famous already.
The movie made Titanic into a household name. Similar to Gordon Lightfoot's Edmund Fitzgerald
oh you're frickin' dumb
I just like arguing.
You arguing in favor of this place being a no fun zone is why it sucks as much as it does
we have designated fun zones for a reason, anon
A shitpost thread every so often is fine. Three dozen threads about the same fricking thing is too much for any sane person. At least keep it to one or two.
People’s obsession with the wreck is 100% a result of the film.
When people think of the Titanic they don’t think of the gay fricking boat. They think of Leo in his prime banging the shit out of Kate Winslet.
To quote Darth Vader: “Search your heart, you know this to be true.”
That's fair.
this isn't pornography why would he go to /b?
that attitude is why /b/ is the way it is
It's pretty funny, they might even turn it into a movie
This event will without a doubt be turned into a Netflix documentary, a movie, or a fictional movie inspired by it.
Discussing it now is pretty much preemptive since at least one of those 3 is a given.
>one of those 3
All three are going to happen.
there isn't any watchable Television or Film
It's the most news story ever. Movies, Video Games, Aliens, Mystery, Military, Rescue, Billionaire Hubris, Diversity Hires etc.
>It's the most news story ever
>clapping some cheeks before oxygen runs out
Good for them.
>banging heard
What did they mean by that
I heard some banging in the bedroom when I came home early from work last week. I just went back to my car and waited until the normal time so it wasn't awkward.
:•(
Based nonconfrontational Anon. You don't need undue stress in your life.
You could've saved the billionaires and they might've given you $100
That's actually smart since their only hope of survival is for their location to be found acoustically.
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more, you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
>We'll bang, okay?
The most important question is when will James Cameron make a movie about it?
Remind that Houston is full of cheating mojados
they didnt get attacked by some deep sea monster, r-right
They just released new images from inside the craft
The Titan moved on?
I would have simply tied a long string to a buoy or boat on the surface as a failsafe for any electronic or mechanical failures. Seems like a pretty obvious solution?
A significant amount of sea creatures would be capable of chewing through the string or rope, but it's still better than nothing.
wouldn't be possible for the depth they were going to
String technology has hard limits on length? Scientists should really be solving this problem first.
no but a cable would probably snap before they even finished the descent
It was me, I banged on the drum
>only one tiny window next to the toilet
What's the point of even going down there if you can't see shit?
WE NEED A MEDIC STAT! THE BANGING SOUNDS WERE HURT!
how can a plane hear whats happening underwater?
SONAR equipment
Sonar buoys
the same way birds can hear insects crawling underground
wait what
sonar bajs
what the frick is even happening?
you homosexuals assume everyone is glued to the news cycle
It's so easy for you to search this up and find out yourself.
>Instead of hot car sex Titanic 2 will feature gay poopy buttsex on the submarine toilet
they've either died from the pressure or ran out of oxygen
>Banging sounds
>All passengers are male
Poopy butthole bros…….
How csb they hear banging?
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
CAM ON TITAN
>*BANG* *BANG*
GO UP TO THE SURFACE
>*BANG* *BANG*
This is literally a twilight zone episode
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thirty-Fathom_Grave
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