>bangs every single attactive woman he has a single sentence conversation with

>bangs every single attactive woman he has a single sentence conversation with
Is it even possible?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hank moody is the form of the literary trope rock n roll writer, responsible for turning countless young men into washed up aspiring degenerates

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rock n roll writer
      Has that ever even existed once in history?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hunter S Thompson

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bukowski

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          lot of people suggest that Charles Bukowski was such, but from his interviews and performances its clear he was quite a almost reclusive guy who had some bitterness and preferred to be alone with his thoughts, drink and perhaps wife.

          [...]
          true, but probably exaggerated a huge deal by the Johnny Depp 'biopic'

          Bukowski is nothing like Hank Moody

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            hank moody is like a meme'd version of Bukowski who is depresssing and alchie but still outgoing. Real bukowski was obviously far cooler. best portrayed in Barfly with Mickey Rourke

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bukowski who is depresssing and alchie but still outgoing. Real bukowski was obviously far cooler
              >not outgoing
              >doesn't bang hot women 24/7
              >is completely out of shape
              In what way is he cooler?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                wrote better prose

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but that just makes him a better writer

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ie cooler in every way. women love writers bro

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must be a writer, only writers believe they are some uber cool rockstars

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok virgin lol

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Women of all ages (only the hot ones) are creaming for Bukowski, totally forgot.

                Are writers always this delusional?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chud detected, take a shower

                neither of you make a lick of sense.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How am I not making sense? I said the notion that sexy women are fingerfricking themselves over Bukowski is a statement only a delusional writer would make

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I fart in your general direction

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Assmad writer.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                no pussy commentator

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately for yourself, I'm not a goblin resembling writer who fancies himself as a master seductor of women, I just happen to be a humble man with a nice penis.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I just happen to be a humble man with a nice penis.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The banter sure did stop, replaced only by the suckling of my superior penis from a beautiful women that only a pathetic writer can scribble about

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chud detected, take a shower

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lot of people suggest that Charles Bukowski was such, but from his interviews and performances its clear he was quite a almost reclusive guy who had some bitterness and preferred to be alone with his thoughts, drink and perhaps wife.

        Hunter S Thompson

        true, but probably exaggerated a huge deal by the Johnny Depp 'biopic'

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          bukowski banged busted prostitutes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was never supposed to be a biopic. HST wrote it about a fictional exaggerated character that was more of a cartoon than anything else, he never told anybody that it was about him.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's loosely based on an actual article he was supposed to write which was about a motorcycle race in Las Vegas something like 500 words but he ended up writing what became the novel fear and loathing in Las Vegas. The editors read it and told him to make it into a book instead. As far as how true it is is anyones guess.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was a pervert.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Houellebcq

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the male version of Carrie Bradshaw.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >responsible for turning countless young men into washed up aspiring degenerates

      lmao dude no one gave a shit about this show when it was on TV

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel personally attacked.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh degeneracy
      Low-T effeminate poofta.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My fists would argue otherwise.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >My fists would argue otherwise.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice little funny photo you got there, would be even funnier if you had a photo of my fists connecting with your face

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved seeing Susan Sarandons daughter naked in this kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude I'm a depressed alcoholic because I cheat on my wife with jailbait and actress babes
    I still think the early seasons are good. idk, I just like the writing

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it even possible?
    If the guy writing your show is going through a mid life crisis and doing blatant wish fulfillment, sure.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Literally Mary Sue tier shit for the creator. Should've stopped at S5

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching one episode where he gets in a traffic alteration with a cop, punches the cop, knocks him out with one punch, drives away with no consequences, and goes on to bang a couple more babes

    So to answer your question, its peak boomer wish fulfilment

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's also an episode in season 1 where a guy answers a call on his cellphone in a movie theater. Hank Moody confronts the man, beats him up then throws his cellphone away. Then everyone in the theater claps. This show is basically reddit.

      • 7 months ago
        Sage

        Which begs the question why you watched it

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    poor guy is a sex addict

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that even a thing? How do you classify it? To want to have sex with your wife every day makes you an addict or it's only with different partners

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an addiction when it interferes with your normal life. This holds true with literally anything.
        You can be addicted to having sex with your wife. If you stop going in to work because you're always at home trying to get her to frick you for the fifteenth time that day, and do it despite the fact that you're both tired, stinking, cum-encrusted, and developing friction sores, bravo you're an addict. If your doctor tells you you tore a ligament doing it and only rest will heal you, but you keep doing it and end up a cripple, etc. etc. you get the picture. Overdoing anything will kill you; there are people who have died from drinking too much water.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name one person who died from drinking too much water, that's a fricking hoax

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old Rancho Cordova, Calif. mother of three, died of acute water intoxication in January, 2007 after the challenge to see which contestant could drink the most water without using the restroom. A Nintendo Wii video game was the prize for winning the "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest.
            https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jennifer-stranges-family-awarded-165-million-in-wee-for-wii-contest-death/

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wow almost like she died from not urinating which is exactly what happened

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >SOURCE?
                >pfft, doesn't count.
                Every. Fricking. Time.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't read his own source
                How moronic can one person be? She held her fricking piss in for days and died from that

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She held her fricking piss in for days and died from that
                At the time of the incident, Laura Rios, one of Strange's co-workers at Radiological Associates of Sacramento said Strange "said to one of our supervisors that she was on her way home and her head was hurting her real bad... She was crying and that was the last that anyone had heard from her."
                Strange was found dead Friday, January 12, 2007, hours after the contest.
                >was found dead hours after the contest.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Doesn't say she won.
              Tough break for the kids. Mom's dead AND she took an 'L' on the way out

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sorry your mom died, kid, but here's your free nintendo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek nobody is addicted to sex with their wife
          sex addicts cheat constantly

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/3Id6wO8Ekmmo8ut9ozmzgQ/
    Why?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      David Duchovny himself is responsible for half of these posts. He's using music and Cinemaphile to suppress his sex addiction. I just wish he would talk about something other than X-Files, Californication and all the actresses he's slept with.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    male fantasy
    just look at the guy who wrote this shit, hellmouth is full of gamma squirts

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not only possible but easier than you think
    t. bedded over 100 women by the age of 26. I couldn't tell you the number now. talk to them like a guy and see how well it works. oh, and be handsome.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes of course if you are israeli and live in hollywood

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