CIA: You're big, you know. You're big, you're a big guy.
Bane: What do you mean, you mean my height? What?
CIA: It's just, you know. You're just, it's... you're a big guy, you know the way you wear the mask and everything.
Bane : Big how? What's big about it?
Dr. Pavel : Bane no, you got it all wrong.
Bane : Oh, oh, Dr. Pavel. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Big how?
CIA : Jus...
Bane : What?
CIA : Just... ya know... you're a big guy.
Bane : You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fricked up maybe, but I'm big how, I mean big like for you, I'm a big guy for you? What do you mean big, big how? How am I a big guy?
CIA : Just... you know, you're a big guy, what?
Bane : No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm a big guy. How the frick am I big, what the frick is so big about me?
CIA : [long pause] Get the frick out off my aircraft!
Bane : [everyone laughs] Ya motherfricker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Brother, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, CIA. Do you feel in charge?
>Bane: funny thing is, we’re doing the job to grab Dr. Pavel, I’m in the middle of a field sittin in the back of a car. CIA says if I pull that off will you die? I say it would be extremely painful. Painful?? You’re a big guy! I know it’s gonna be painful for him, it’s extremely painful. He grabs one of my brothers and asks him who paid him to grab Dr Pavel. Guy says the same thing he always does. Zero, nothing, what do I tell you, you frick. He says “lotta loyalty for a hired gun” I say “okay, maybe he’s wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane” BING POW
>CIA: If I pull that mask off, will you die? >Bane: It would be extremely painful... >CIA: You're a big guy. >Bane: ...for you. >CIA: What do you mean ''for you''? >Bane: For you, you know. It would be extremely painful, for you, when you pull of my mask. *laughs* >CIA: What do you mean, you mean my size relative to yours? What? >Bane: It would be, you know. It would be... extremely painful for you, you know pulling off my mask. >*it becomes quiet* >CIA: For me how? What for me? >Dr. Leonid Pavel: CIA no, you got it all wrong. >CIA: Oh, oh, Leonid. He's a big guy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? For me how? >Bane: Jus... >CIA: What? >Bane: Just... ya know... It would be extremely painful for you. >CIA: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fricked up maybe, but for me how, I mean for me like I'm a midget, I'm a midget for you, you're a giant for me? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to frickin' amuse you? What do you mean for me, for me how? What's for me? >Bane: Just... you know, the extreme pain, what? >CIA: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said for me. What the frick is it for me? Tell me, tell me what's for me! >*long pause* >Bane: Get the frick out of here, CIA! >*everyone laughs* >CIA: Ya masked fricker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Smee, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Bane. You may fold under plane crashing.
You know, we always called each other funposter. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a funposter. He's one of us." You understand? We were funposters. Wiseguys. But Jimmy and I could never be mods because we had Gaia Online blood. It didn't even matter that my brother was from Something Awful. To become a mod of this site, you've got to be one hundred per cent oldgay so they can trace all your relatives back to the old boards. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can ban you. It also means you could ban anybody just as long as they aren't also a mod. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything. As far as Jimmy was concerned with Tommy being mod, it was like we were all being mods. We would now have one of our own as a member.
Anon, I want you to stay away from this proxy business. >wha what are
Now I’m not talking about what you did during the candy wars. I want you to stay away from it. You understand?
>That’s the hardest part. Today, everything is different. There’s no shitposting. I have to wait around like everyone else. I can’t even get decent memes. Right after I got on, I posted some costanza with ishygddt and I got off topic posts and three anons. I’m an average anon. I get to shitpost the rest of my life like a normalgay
janny comes said "what are you doing?" I'm shitposting. "here you're shitposting? gotta fricking ban you from the board" I know I'm shitposting, I'm shitposting! He pulls me in start giving me all kinds of warnings. "so what are you post now tough guy?" my usual, shitpost, post shit. He says "no you're gonna make quality posts today tough guy". I said alright I'll post post something, SNEED'S FEED AND SEED. BING POW BOOM BANNED.
> i know anon but it's 30 days. 30 days anon
You wanna laugh? Last week this prick asked me to apply as a janny!
You learned the two most important lessons of being an anon. never report a funposter, and always reset your router.
I tried resetting my router, it didn't change my IP. I pressed the magic button. I even unplugged and plugged back in. What am I doing wrong.
Bane : What do you mean I'm a big guy?
CIA: You're big, you know. You're big, you're a big guy.
Bane: What do you mean, you mean my height? What?
CIA: It's just, you know. You're just, it's... you're a big guy, you know the way you wear the mask and everything.
Bane : Big how? What's big about it?
Dr. Pavel : Bane no, you got it all wrong.
Bane : Oh, oh, Dr. Pavel. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Big how?
CIA : Jus...
Bane : What?
CIA : Just... ya know... you're a big guy.
Bane : You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fricked up maybe, but I'm big how, I mean big like for you, I'm a big guy for you? What do you mean big, big how? How am I a big guy?
CIA : Just... you know, you're a big guy, what?
Bane : No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm a big guy. How the frick am I big, what the frick is so big about me?
CIA : [long pause] Get the frick out off my aircraft!
Bane : [everyone laughs] Ya motherfricker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Brother, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, CIA. Do you feel in charge?
10/10 Beautiful
>Bane: funny thing is, we’re doing the job to grab Dr. Pavel, I’m in the middle of a field sittin in the back of a car. CIA says if I pull that off will you die? I say it would be extremely painful. Painful?? You’re a big guy! I know it’s gonna be painful for him, it’s extremely painful. He grabs one of my brothers and asks him who paid him to grab Dr Pavel. Guy says the same thing he always does. Zero, nothing, what do I tell you, you frick. He says “lotta loyalty for a hired gun” I say “okay, maybe he’s wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane” BING POW
>CIA: If I pull that mask off, will you die?
>Bane: It would be extremely painful...
>CIA: You're a big guy.
>Bane: ...for you.
>CIA: What do you mean ''for you''?
>Bane: For you, you know. It would be extremely painful, for you, when you pull of my mask. *laughs*
>CIA: What do you mean, you mean my size relative to yours? What?
>Bane: It would be, you know. It would be... extremely painful for you, you know pulling off my mask.
>*it becomes quiet*
>CIA: For me how? What for me?
>Dr. Leonid Pavel: CIA no, you got it all wrong.
>CIA: Oh, oh, Leonid. He's a big guy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? For me how?
>Bane: Jus...
>CIA: What?
>Bane: Just... ya know... It would be extremely painful for you.
>CIA: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fricked up maybe, but for me how, I mean for me like I'm a midget, I'm a midget for you, you're a giant for me? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to frickin' amuse you? What do you mean for me, for me how? What's for me?
>Bane: Just... you know, the extreme pain, what?
>CIA: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said for me. What the frick is it for me? Tell me, tell me what's for me!
>*long pause*
>Bane: Get the frick out of here, CIA!
>*everyone laughs*
>CIA: Ya masked fricker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Smee, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Bane. You may fold under plane crashing.
Never rat on your frens, and always keep your IP dynamic
>now go home and reset your frickin router
>at the bar with two guys
>somehow a party
never understood this. It’s a gathering at most.
the party goes where the shah of iran goes
Oh! What are you, some kinda event organizer or some otha gay shit like dat? Frick off outta hea, we're havin a pati.
>MOTHERFRICKIN JANNIE MUTT!! YOU MOTHER FRICK!! KEEP HIM HERE KEEP HIM IN THIS THREAD MOTHER FRICKER
there's a dining part with tables off camera at that scene. it's a big restaurant we just see the bar
You know, we always called each other funposter. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a funposter. He's one of us." You understand? We were funposters. Wiseguys. But Jimmy and I could never be mods because we had Gaia Online blood. It didn't even matter that my brother was from Something Awful. To become a mod of this site, you've got to be one hundred per cent oldgay so they can trace all your relatives back to the old boards. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can ban you. It also means you could ban anybody just as long as they aren't also a mod. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything. As far as Jimmy was concerned with Tommy being mod, it was like we were all being mods. We would now have one of our own as a member.
9.9/10
change license to steal to
>license to spam
>gaia online
oh frick, I haven't heard that name in like 15 years now. I got a semi boner just from the memories.
>You know... just the way you shitpost and make off-topic threads all the time, that's all...
>Banned how? Like I'm on stage performing music at a concert or something? How the FRICK am I a band?
this is legitimately one of my favorite movies
It really is
How you know, you met the guy?
>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a shitposter
Just last week I got a 30 day ban because I put a diggie wiener in Front of Gillian Anderson’s face can you believe these wiener suckers.
Funposter: “The jannies are a bad egg, what do you want me to do about it kill em?”
Anon: “That wouldn’t be such a bad idea.”
Anon, I want you to stay away from this proxy business.
>wha what are
Now I’m not talking about what you did during the candy wars. I want you to stay away from it. You understand?
>That’s the hardest part. Today, everything is different. There’s no shitposting. I have to wait around like everyone else. I can’t even get decent memes. Right after I got on, I posted some costanza with ishygddt and I got off topic posts and three anons. I’m an average anon. I get to shitpost the rest of my life like a normalgay
>No I'm not alright Smee, you stuttering Masketta Man!
janny comes said "what are you doing?" I'm shitposting. "here you're shitposting? gotta fricking ban you from the board" I know I'm shitposting, I'm shitposting! He pulls me in start giving me all kinds of warnings. "so what are you post now tough guy?" my usual, shitpost, post shit. He says "no you're gonna make quality posts today tough guy". I said alright I'll post post something, SNEED'S FEED AND SEED. BING POW BOOM BANNED.
>Why don't you go frick yourself janny