>look at this >it's called a dakimakura >as you know it's the most popular product in Japan and quickly expanding into the states >they only have two in their bar lounge >the one on the left is what's called 'Kawashima Ami' >and the one on the right is a model known as 'Aisaka Taiga' >look at her, she's ruining the whole space >these people are sitting on what could be a goldmine if they capture the marketplace >but they aren't doing a thing about it >that's money down the drain >what a huge disappointment
>Ive installed a new BarBalls TM Scrub System at the bar. Now after every drink you make you can wash your balls and put them under the scanner here. If it lights up green, your balls a clean. If it's red your customers are dead. Isn't that cool?
>Tim >we scanned your balls after the weekend >what we find was disgusting >it stinks >you don't care and you have no respect for your body >for that reason I'm wiping my ass with your balls and saving you from yourself >you're welcome and I'm not coming back >goodnight
my favorite was the one where they stress tested an 18+ night where the kids had obviously been pre gaming. >these kids are out of control >cuts to a shot of a kid getting nut checked
He assumes his power stance in the crowd. You wouldn't understand. He has money in his pocket, the drunk frickwits he interacts in these bars don't. It has to be my favorite insult when he reminds them how fricked financially they are.
I mean they deserved it, the owners got ass blasted because he righteously told them their themed bar was a moronic joke. My favorite was the old free spirit hippy b***h that bought a bar in upper class Chicago and didn't want to run a business but sing and dance all night.
>we're going to have to be a little less pirate going forward >we're not doing pirate anything. Pirates is dead >the look of pure shock and appall on the owner's face
How do these bars even go out of business. Like just sell booze and a higher price than you bought it lol. Alcoholics will pay. You don't need some fancy POS system or shit like that.
Most of the time he proves that the staff is either untrained or overserving on their own volition, or at the instruction of the owner. So they're wasting more than you're earning. Mind you most of them are owned by dumb fricks who aren't smart enough to run a business, so it's not that surprising.
Or the other most common situation is that someone invested in the bar to have hands off passive income and left the keys to a friend or family member who is in no position to run a business. I like the segments where he would show them the high level operating numbers and reveal how they're losing so much money. It was interesting.
No you actually don’t want a bunch of alcoholic in bar because you’re increasing your liability and risk losing a bunch of money if the trash does something moronic. That’s why the worthwhile ones cut people off early and measure correctly.
Or the other most common situation is that someone invested in the bar to have hands off passive income and left the keys to a friend or family member who is in no position to run a business. I like the segments where he would show them the high level operating numbers and reveal how they're losing so much money. It was interesting.
If you don't have enough customers, it doesn't matter what your markup is - your lease, electric, water, and labor bills are going to get eaten
Yeah, there was one where they proved the owner could have potentially paid off his debt within a year if the kids running the bar hadn't fricked him over.
>He's posting porn on a blue board! There are anons browsing that board at work, PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET FIRED! THATS IT!!
>his biker bar in Iowa doesn’t serve gold dust martinis
IM GOING IN
>look at this
>it's called a dakimakura
>as you know it's the most popular product in Japan and quickly expanding into the states
>they only have two in their bar lounge
>the one on the left is what's called 'Kawashima Ami'
>and the one on the right is a model known as 'Aisaka Taiga'
>look at her, she's ruining the whole space
>these people are sitting on what could be a goldmine if they capture the marketplace
>but they aren't doing a thing about it
>that's money down the drain
>what a huge disappointment
human thumb
>Ive installed a new BarBalls TM Scrub System at the bar. Now after every drink you make you can wash your balls and put them under the scanner here. If it lights up green, your balls a clean. If it's red your customers are dead. Isn't that cool?
>Tim
>we scanned your balls after the weekend
>what we find was disgusting
>it stinks
>you don't care and you have no respect for your body
>for that reason I'm wiping my ass with your balls and saving you from yourself
>you're welcome and I'm not coming back
>goodnight
>HE CUTTING THE VEGETABLES ON THE SAME CUTTING BOARD HE USED TO CHOP THE RAW CHICKEN
>YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE
It's truly not amazing how many of the shitholes they go to where the kitchens are manned by untrained idiots or lazy fricks.
You know what this bar needs?
Carmelized onion nachos and mini ahi tacos.
my favorite was the one where they stress tested an 18+ night where the kids had obviously been pre gaming.
>these kids are out of control
>cuts to a shot of a kid getting nut checked
>rocks car getting out
everyb obyd ganagta til jon get out truck and waddles to the bar
Black Black person wiener fricking white women and rancid Black person seed being implanted deep into their pussies
…ok
why does he look like a mobster?
culture vulture like dice clay
he's russian so it's not far off from the criminal look.
HE NEEDED THE MONEY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
i want him deep faked in sopranos scenes so bad
I sent my hot daughter to do recon. Also I'm going to get mad if anyone speaks to her.
>that's IT I'm GOIN IN
and then taffer violently throws throws open the suv door and walks to the establishment with the speed of a penguin with MS
He assumes his power stance in the crowd. You wouldn't understand. He has money in his pocket, the drunk frickwits he interacts in these bars don't. It has to be my favorite insult when he reminds them how fricked financially they are.
I mostly remember the pirate-themed bar that essentially told him to frick off and let them fail in peace at the end.
I mean they deserved it, the owners got ass blasted because he righteously told them their themed bar was a moronic joke. My favorite was the old free spirit hippy b***h that bought a bar in upper class Chicago and didn't want to run a business but sing and dance all night.
that hippy chick made me angrier than any other owner or employee on that show. i didnt fimish the episode because of how obnoxious she was
>the kitchen worker who asks if they have some underage girls they can rape
for me, it's the fry cook who took a shower
>THEYRE WASHING DISHES IN THE SHOWER! THE FRY COOK SHOWERS IN THERE!!
BASED JON
>is bar rescue
>can’t rescue his own bar
grim
>we're going to have to be a little less pirate going forward
>we're not doing pirate anything. Pirates is dead
>the look of pure shock and appall on the owner's face
>he installs butt funnels
How that is allowed by firecode I have no fricking idea, it's also dumb as shit and won't be used
How do these bars even go out of business. Like just sell booze and a higher price than you bought it lol. Alcoholics will pay. You don't need some fancy POS system or shit like that.
JP Morgan over here
Most of the time he proves that the staff is either untrained or overserving on their own volition, or at the instruction of the owner. So they're wasting more than you're earning. Mind you most of them are owned by dumb fricks who aren't smart enough to run a business, so it's not that surprising.
Or the other most common situation is that someone invested in the bar to have hands off passive income and left the keys to a friend or family member who is in no position to run a business. I like the segments where he would show them the high level operating numbers and reveal how they're losing so much money. It was interesting.
Yes you do kek. You dont want a bunch of derelict alkies crowding your bar. You don’t know shit about running a business
>you dont want a bunch of gambling whales crowding your casino
No you actually don’t want a bunch of alcoholic in bar because you’re increasing your liability and risk losing a bunch of money if the trash does something moronic. That’s why the worthwhile ones cut people off early and measure correctly.
>cutoff alcoholic
>leaves/gets thrown out
>another one walks in
???
If you don't have enough customers, it doesn't matter what your markup is - your lease, electric, water, and labor bills are going to get eaten
Yeah, there was one where they proved the owner could have potentially paid off his debt within a year if the kids running the bar hadn't fricked him over.
Surprisingly, the best thread on Cinemaphile right now.
why does /t / like this show but they dont like kitchen nightmares?
>You caught me on surprise JOOOOON