90% of the bars this guy "rescues" fail. The whole show is just an infomercial for the shit bar products he pushes on the suckers who sign up to get humiliated.
like kitchen nightmares, they usually hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and only on the show to try and jack up the price of the building theyre going to sell in 3 months
There's a website that tracks the bars. Most of the failed ones immediately change back, and a few went under for hilarious reasons like trafficking cocaine out of the back. But honestly a lot of them are run by terrible businessmen in the first place. A face lift was never going to save them.
>But honestly a lot of them are run by terrible businessmen in the first place. A face lift was never going to save them.
Basically before insurance rates got massively inflated neighbourhood dive bars were a great business for really bad business owners who wanted an excuse to launder money. Get a handful of minimum wage drug addicts and give them free reign to do coke and drink on the job so long as they pay for it and then sell booze to college kids at a huge markup. Maybe have ticketed events once a week and have some wannabe DJs/garage bands do all the work for you advertising and selling tickets to the show. The workers these places attract will never complain about labour violations or being forced to work unsociable hours because they're almost all alcoholics and/or drug addicts.
Basically a licence to print money and maybe you'd have to actually manage a couple times per week. But these kinds of places started dying off once they started having to pay high insurance premiums because of fears that some drunk moron's parents would sue the frick out of the bar if their kid slipped on piss in the bathroom or passed out and hit his head. >t. managed a neighbourhood dive bar for a year before I quit
The other reason these places are all closing is because they typically rented storefronts in rundown neighbourhoods and subpar buildings, but now the real estate bubble has led the actual property owners/rentiers to either increase rent by a massive margin or to just sell the property to developers to make condos with chain retail shops/Starbucks on the first floor. Dive bars are truly a dying breed and if you've never been to one you're almost too late.
You did gods work anon. I had some amazing times at my dive shooting pool and hanging with the homies. God bless you for putting up with the coke fiends and pill popping employees. Hopefully you had the obligatory superhero bartender who held things together. It's always more kino when they're a heavy breasted single mom too.
My favorite eps are where he tries to push fancy $10 wienertails with tiny amounts of alcohol in places where the average income is like $25,000 a year
I never caught on to this but that's a big indicator that his business tricks are just "do what works in New York City except less expensive by 20%." Hack if true.
I think the only time he majorly fricked up was turning the pirate bar into corporate slop. The pirate bar just needed to be decorated better, cleaned up and have better food. I'd much rather go to a place like that and be served by a big titty pirate bawd.
BECAUSE WE CAH MWAH ABOUT STARIN' AT AH BAHTENDA'S BOOBS THAN WE DO AT MAKIN' MONEY! WE'RE LOSIN' HUNNAD THOUSAND DOLLAS A MONTH AND WE WANNA STARE AT AH BAHTENDA'S BOOBS!
DID HE JUST LET THAT CUSTOMAH LEAVE DRUNK WITOUT TAKIN' IS KEYS!? DERE HAVIN' WATAH FIGHTS BEHIND DA BAR AND DERE CUSTOMAS ARE DRIFIN HOME DUNK! (Jumps out of the car to burst through the doors and start yelling at everybody.)
>Waifu threads are all over the place >Low effort posts are hitting the bump limit >You've got jannies handing out 3 day bans like candy >I've seen enough >I'M SHUTTING THIS BOARD DOWN
YA FREEZAS ARE BROKEN, AND YOU'RE STORIN' DA LEFTOVER RAW CHICKEN ON THE (bleep) FLOOR! DERE'S (bleep) wienerROACHES (bleep) CRAWLIN' ON DA (bleeeeep). LOOK AT DIS! DIS IS DISGUSTIN (throws things)
Now I'm here to help you. Do we believe I'm here to help you? Togeta, we're gonna turn dis bar around.
>Bar rescue team sets up cameras at your work >Hm interesting >Three new people come in >Bar has been surviving on locals >Hm interesting >Well let's be degenerates tonight >SUPRISE JON IS WATCHING >Deep clean the bar >Learn how to make his sponsored wienertails >STRESS TEST, LETS SEE HOW THE BAR DOES WHEN ITS 100 PEOPLE OVER CAPACITY >Fail to serve 30 people in 20 mins >THIS IS A DISASTER, SHUT IT DOWN >remodels Bar >host therapy session between husband and wife (the husband is a dick) >Send another 400 people there for the final scene >Wow look how busy and popular we are >Jon leaves >People don't change >Bar starts failing again
BAR RESCUE
It appeals to something inside us to see somebody tell at people fricking up every part of their life. You got a pathetic human reaching out for help, it's good TV to belittle them further.
Ya biggest problem is da name of ya bah. Nobody's gonna wanna come into a bah called Puffy Nipples N A Beer. Dat sends ya customahs da wrong message. Now I did some re-sach, and I found out dat dis was the home town of Stephanie Mills. Stephanie Mills, who pehfomed da Fletch theme song, "Bit by Bit." So from now on, say hi to ya new bah! "MILL'S HOUSE!"
bars seem like a shit business to be in anyway. your clientelle is basically degenerate drunks. i would much rather open a restaurant. i have some really good ideas for that. stuff that no one has thought of and i know will make money. but it takes money to make money so i doubt i will ever get to start one.
90% of the bars this guy "rescues" fail. The whole show is just an infomercial for the shit bar products he pushes on the suckers who sign up to get humiliated.
like kitchen nightmares, they usually hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and only on the show to try and jack up the price of the building theyre going to sell in 3 months
Yep
It's fakery all the way around
Nah, it takes ages until the episodes even air and most of the places go under before it even happens.
Source?
There's a YT channel that researches the restaurants and what happened to them.
It's more than half that succeed and usually when people look at stuff that failed its because its 12 years old.
Source?
The same website that tracks information.
>it failed after ten years look he fricked up lol!
Low effort
>It's more than half that succeed
Not true. Only about 1 in 10 survive with the original owners more than a couple years.
An owner selling is not a "success."
the bars are failing for a reason spending 4 days with people isn't going to magically make them not moronic and incompetent
There's a website that tracks the bars. Most of the failed ones immediately change back, and a few went under for hilarious reasons like trafficking cocaine out of the back. But honestly a lot of them are run by terrible businessmen in the first place. A face lift was never going to save them.
>But honestly a lot of them are run by terrible businessmen in the first place. A face lift was never going to save them.
Basically before insurance rates got massively inflated neighbourhood dive bars were a great business for really bad business owners who wanted an excuse to launder money. Get a handful of minimum wage drug addicts and give them free reign to do coke and drink on the job so long as they pay for it and then sell booze to college kids at a huge markup. Maybe have ticketed events once a week and have some wannabe DJs/garage bands do all the work for you advertising and selling tickets to the show. The workers these places attract will never complain about labour violations or being forced to work unsociable hours because they're almost all alcoholics and/or drug addicts.
Basically a licence to print money and maybe you'd have to actually manage a couple times per week. But these kinds of places started dying off once they started having to pay high insurance premiums because of fears that some drunk moron's parents would sue the frick out of the bar if their kid slipped on piss in the bathroom or passed out and hit his head.
>t. managed a neighbourhood dive bar for a year before I quit
The other reason these places are all closing is because they typically rented storefronts in rundown neighbourhoods and subpar buildings, but now the real estate bubble has led the actual property owners/rentiers to either increase rent by a massive margin or to just sell the property to developers to make condos with chain retail shops/Starbucks on the first floor. Dive bars are truly a dying breed and if you've never been to one you're almost too late.
You did gods work anon. I had some amazing times at my dive shooting pool and hanging with the homies. God bless you for putting up with the coke fiends and pill popping employees. Hopefully you had the obligatory superhero bartender who held things together. It's always more kino when they're a heavy breasted single mom too.
Bro, most business owners are tards.
I used to work for a couple who pretty much destroyed a multi-million dollar business with their moronicness.
THAT'S IT I'M GOING IN *rocks the entire car*
>Yankee
Is that a new way to say israelite? There are a disproportionate amount of israelites in new york.
>doesn't know what "Yankee" means
lol
Not what he asked.
it means an American
"Yankee" does not mean "American" in America, moron. It means somebody from the North or the North's colonies, like California.
if you're American then you're a Yankee
>third worlder doesn't know what "Yankee" means
have a nice day, 30 IQ foreigner. People from the South are not Yankees.
Well Yankee was originally used by the British to describe Americans in general. You never heard of Yankee Doodle Dandy?
seethe harder you southern yankee
OH NO THIS GUY TOUCHED RAW CHICKEN THEN TOUCHED RAW CHICKEN THAT'S CROSS CONTAMINATION
there is only one (1) reason to watch that dumb show and that dude is not it
My favorite eps are where he tries to push fancy $10 wienertails with tiny amounts of alcohol in places where the average income is like $25,000 a year
I never caught on to this but that's a big indicator that his business tricks are just "do what works in New York City except less expensive by 20%." Hack if true.
Could (You) anon go into terminally failing bars and save roughly 50 percent of them?
>criticism of an act is tacit endorsement of your own ability
you make my post better
I think the only time he majorly fricked up was turning the pirate bar into corporate slop. The pirate bar just needed to be decorated better, cleaned up and have better food. I'd much rather go to a place like that and be served by a big titty pirate bawd.
>piss drunk owners
>fugly bawd bartenders
>the pirate bar
>jon losing his shit constantly then calming in an instant
kino
>failing soulful local bar
Black person the vast majority of those places on the show are absolutely disgusting and deserved to be closed down
As a bartender I watch it to cringe
>what’s in a whisky sour? Whisky, and sour! IM GOING TO STOP THIS
BECAUSE WE CAH MWAH ABOUT STARIN' AT AH BAHTENDA'S BOOBS THAN WE DO AT MAKIN' MONEY! WE'RE LOSIN' HUNNAD THOUSAND DOLLAS A MONTH AND WE WANNA STARE AT AH BAHTENDA'S BOOBS!
DID HE JUST LET THAT CUSTOMAH LEAVE DRUNK WITOUT TAKIN' IS KEYS!? DERE HAVIN' WATAH FIGHTS BEHIND DA BAR AND DERE CUSTOMAS ARE DRIFIN HOME DUNK! (Jumps out of the car to burst through the doors and start yelling at everybody.)
>Waifu threads are all over the place
>Low effort posts are hitting the bump limit
>You've got jannies handing out 3 day bans like candy
>I've seen enough
>I'M SHUTTING THIS BOARD DOWN
HE JUST TOUCHED RAW CHICKEN THEN TOUCHED ANOTHER RAW CHICKEN THATS CROSS CONTAMINATION AND COULD KILL SOMEBODY
IM GOING IN
YA FREEZAS ARE BROKEN, AND YOU'RE STORIN' DA LEFTOVER RAW CHICKEN ON THE (bleep) FLOOR! DERE'S (bleep) wienerROACHES (bleep) CRAWLIN' ON DA (bleeeeep). LOOK AT DIS! DIS IS DISGUSTIN (throws things)
Now I'm here to help you. Do we believe I'm here to help you? Togeta, we're gonna turn dis bar around.
>Bar rescue team sets up cameras at your work
>Hm interesting
>Three new people come in
>Bar has been surviving on locals
>Hm interesting
>Well let's be degenerates tonight
>SUPRISE JON IS WATCHING
>Deep clean the bar
>Learn how to make his sponsored wienertails
>STRESS TEST, LETS SEE HOW THE BAR DOES WHEN ITS 100 PEOPLE OVER CAPACITY
>Fail to serve 30 people in 20 mins
>THIS IS A DISASTER, SHUT IT DOWN
>remodels Bar
>host therapy session between husband and wife (the husband is a dick)
>Send another 400 people there for the final scene
>Wow look how busy and popular we are
>Jon leaves
>People don't change
>Bar starts failing again
BAR RESCUE
Besides israeli neurosis, why is Jon a bottomless well of rage?
It appeals to something inside us to see somebody tell at people fricking up every part of their life. You got a pathetic human reaching out for help, it's good TV to belittle them further.
he has a mental butt funnel
because it worked for Gordon Ramsay
My bar coulda got killed!
Ya biggest problem is da name of ya bah. Nobody's gonna wanna come into a bah called Puffy Nipples N A Beer. Dat sends ya customahs da wrong message. Now I did some re-sach, and I found out dat dis was the home town of Stephanie Mills. Stephanie Mills, who pehfomed da Fletch theme song, "Bit by Bit." So from now on, say hi to ya new bah! "MILL'S HOUSE!"
HE'S OVERPOURING
For me, it's Brandi and her $5 tit shows.
Where can I see those?
I'd be amazed if this girl didn't have an OF or something but I haven't found it. The episode is called Bottles and Cans.
STOP LOOKIN AT ER BOTTLES AND CANS! DIS IS WHY YOU'RE LOOSIN MONEY!
1 > 4 > 2 > suicide > 3
WOODEN DOORS?
THAT'S IT, I'M GOING IN THERE
seems like you guys only hate this show because he calls out people and you self insert as the one he's shitting on
And?
Do normalgays really go to bars and just get drunk and yell at and frick other? Are bars really like this?
You don't understand. They had a long week of sitting on their asses at the office. They have to unwind.
he looks italian-american. like he's gonna come in and turn it into a mafia joint.
he's israeli, anon
He's a Yankee israelite
bars seem like a shit business to be in anyway. your clientelle is basically degenerate drunks. i would much rather open a restaurant. i have some really good ideas for that. stuff that no one has thought of and i know will make money. but it takes money to make money so i doubt i will ever get to start one.
>i have some really good ideas for that. stuff that no one has thought of and i know will make money
A real window into the mind of an idiot
*blocks your path*
>Mogs you