Barbenheimer

I just got done watching them both, AMA

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what were you drinking during the film

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oppenheimer: Johnny Walker Red and Cola, needed to work up my nerve.

      Barbie: Yellowstone spiked ice tea

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why Oppenheimer before barbie?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scheduling

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're both cinemas full? Or were there some empty seats?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only a sick person watches a movie on a friday afternoon. People have jobs.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        here in Australia i get 1200 dollars a fortnight because of an autism diagnosis, working with people triggers my anxiety badly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon you're disabled so technically you are sick bro

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i tried working once then the boss got angry i broke down in tears and walked out never looked back never worked again

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damm. What job did you do?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                onion cutter

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Professional Soi tastetester

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                construction, was sexual assaulted by gay boss (he asked me to smile) i reported it and the HR person said they would talk to him but he didnt get in trouble.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              i was a supervisor and had a female coworker. one day she just started crying out of nowhere. i asked if she was okay and then told her she should go take a break. after 30+ minutes of being absent, she suddenly reappeared, red faced. she said she was ready to work again. i asked if she wanted to talk about what happened, at which point her eyes started to swell. i said it's okay nevermind and gave her tasks to do. she went back to normal after that. anyway, frick your boss. sometimes you can go back after a breakdown and they wont reprimand if you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Friday nights are when everyone starts celebrating the weekend if they do but the afternoons not so much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oppenheimer had a respectable number of people but some seats were empty

      Barbie was packed, full of kids too

      Only a sick person watches a movie on a friday afternoon. People have jobs.

      It’s called vacation days you idiot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vacation? Sounds like a communist plot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My Oppenheimer was completely full. Haven't seen it that full since James Bond. Usually the front seats are empty because they suck even when films are reasonably popular.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Barbie was packed, full of kids too

        That is sad. But they knew exactly what they were doing when they marketed this film. It wasn't aimed at wine aunts
        In your opinion is it appropriate for young audiences?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          more poison shit for kids, fricking wonderful

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Try being a critical thinker dumbass. People should be exposed to things that challenge their biases.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              lol i bet you cry that nazis are not banned on twitter too

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Children do not have as developed a capacity for critical thinking, which is why a lot of this propaganda is aimed at them.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >People should be exposed to things that challenge their biases.
              >Anyways that's why the most impressionable people out there should watch this propaganda

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >In your opinion is it appropriate for young audiences?

          If you’re religious, no. Otherwise yes. They do drop innuendo to periods, veganas, and homosexuality.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            why do little kids need to know about men shoving things in their buttholes

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, quit it with the antisemitism my dude

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not like that, but Ken getting cat-called in West LA

              Plus all the men’s costumes are pretty gay

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >gay person exists, wears tight jeans in public
              >DUDE STOP SHOVING SHIT IN YOUR butthole IN FRONT OF MY KID
              >DUDE YOU ARE HURTING MY CHILD'S FUTURE, STOP EATING SMEGMA IN FRONT OF MY CHILD

              >gay person grabs his starbucks and leaves

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yea it's not like pride parades aren't known for dildos and fisting you frickin moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the trick where you pretend theyre normal doesnt work 8 years after obergefell, homosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It wasn't aimed at wine aunts
          It was made for them

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was made for wine aunts but it was marketed to redditors and children
            Wine aunts don’t pay the bills
            Little girls think they’re seeing some fun Barbie thing related to the toys
            Redditors aren’t thinking at all. The memes told them to do something and they didn’t have anything better going on.
            A few people might go see it cause of goose and he is the best part of the movie by far.
            But the movie was made for spinsters and Greenwich village she-Black folk who wear problem glasses and lecture people on racism.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sums it up perfectly.
              Sad lonely old women with lots of cats will watch it but then get sad because it reminds them of how long ago it was when they still had some enjoyment in life

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It wasn't aimed at wine aunts
          The main reason the whole plot happens is because of a middle aged woman lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Barbie was packed, full of kids too

        Did it have that rancid popcorn dog throwup smell? How did you deal with it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine using vacation days to go see shitty movies.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were there any scene in either film that made your d!ck twinge?
    And same question but made you cringe?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Florence Pugh‘s breasts and the pregnant Barbie chick made me hard

      Oppenheimer’s commie sympathies was cringe. Barbie would have been too cringe to sit through if I was sober, still funny though.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Theaters with assigned seating
    You fricked up, you could have seen both for the price of one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What theater doesn’t have assigned seating in 2023???? Especially if you live in a small town that only has one marcus or AMC theater for miles

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strange. Never imagined people who go to Oppenheimer would want to see Barbie and vice versa. I've just seen Oppenheimer. And have no intention of seeing barbie. But I'll ask you this. Is Barbie any good or is it just a meme?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Memes and liquor made me do it

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbenheimer

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who did you go with?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't even read the thread, but clearly you liked Barbie more since it was based and you're literally starring in it. My question is if it was the "I am become death" scene in Oppenheimer that made you check out mentally or if it was further in?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The was quote was referenced during a sex scene so I was definitely checked in

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else from twitter?
    come on don't be shy 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm from twitter and I enjoyed Barbie.
      I'm trans btw not sure if that matters.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn’t matter a bit. You got kik, honey?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not that I could see, I was going to originally go with a friend but he had an emergency

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t you just walk in to the other movie instead of paying for both?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which movie do you think will be more likely to sustain high box office numbers in the coming weeks?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie because it appeals to a wider audience, but Oppenheimer will be a box office success for sure.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    was the mood in the room noticablely uncomfortable during the moronic feminist rant in Barbie?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was unironically chuckling at it due to being completely hammered, I think a few others were laughing too though

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to Barbenheimer
    >see Oppenbarbie instead
    oof

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does your mom know you're gay?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbie:
    >Insufferably hit on muh feminist angle to the detriment of the movie
    >A few good bits but generally overshadowed by constant whining
    >Margo literally cries for about 1/4 of the run time
    >Literally Me is -as expected- the best part of the movie
    5/10
    Oppenheimer
    >Way too long
    >Could have cut about an hour from the film
    >Nudity was ill advised given how gross Pugh looked
    >I am become death scene is genuinely hilarious
    >Should have cut out everything about the cabinet appointment
    4/10

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Going to both just to be part of a meme
    >going to both alone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There were a couple of others I recognized going into both movies actually. It wasn't just me 😉

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >.89
    Is the a theater rewards pricing?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbenheimer isn't an actual thing. It's astroturfing by marketing shills to make you think you should choose to see one or the other, or both to compare. False choice.

    I'm going with option D: Neither.

    Nice try shill. kys.

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