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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rotten tomatoes score
    That's like saying it had a higher ADL rating

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's YOUR ESG score Chudlin?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      turtlered.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And the box office?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      55 million in a week

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >70m budget
        So it was a flop.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Throw in an extra 20-30 million on marketing

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >70m budget
            So it was a flop.

            it didn't release yet oversea give it a 50/50 ratio and it will break even no doubt and even make a profit.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >paid shills and "verified" purchasers gave three thumbs up for swapped april and rodent insect shipping

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting real sick of them shoving troons into kids cartoons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rescuers gays are still upset

      kek, your pain and trauma will never NOT be funny

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wonder what the third movie will be for it to officially become a pattern.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to FRICK donatella

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IS THAT A HECKIN BODY POSITIVE LESBIAN AFRICAN QUEEN AS APRIL??!! ZOMG TAKE ALL OF MY FRESH TAMATERS!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do know original April from the comics was back, right?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        *black*
        but she was hot

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        We have gone over this many many times. She's not black she's a white woman with a perm.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You never read the comics. She's black. It's even a plot point in some arcs of the comics.
          It was the 80s, not 2023 when they hammer that shit over your head every second of her appearance on screen/on a panel.
          They used Rae Dawn Chong as a template ffs!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based Chong connoisseur

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              What was her mother’s name again?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks israeli to me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks hispanic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        so?
        changing story beats isn't important, except when the changes are strictly worse than the original.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that
        >black
        at best Latina, but taking into account every white woman had that hairstyle in the 80s I dunno what to tell you

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. I was a teen in the 80s and that's a black woman haircut. White women had big fluffy hair, but never like that. That's 100% black hair.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >black

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >black
          girls sported the broccoli haircut like zoomers today in the 80s

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        JUST LET YOUR SOUL GLOOOOOOOW

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >filename
            top kek

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It takes a certain je ne sais quoi to combine subtle Star Trek The Next Generation and Coming to America references into one upload.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://tmntentity.blogspot.com/2018/02/was-april-oneil-originally-black-in.html

        It's all so tiring.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 year olds want a shitty comedy movie not a cool movie about ninja mutants.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This WAS a shitty comedy movie
      The turtles didn't even fight the other mutants

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah...

    >TMNT average rating: 7.6
    >Oppenheimer average rating: 8.6
    >TMNT Metacritic: 74
    >Oppenheimer Metacritic: 88

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it this past weekend and it was surprisingly fun. The only thing I didn't like was how they gimped Splinter. Of course all /tvpol/ cares is the identity politics.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to watch it soon because some trusted people said it was good. April getting black washed is annoying, but I'll get over it if its a good movie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's first and foremost a kid's movie. I took my nephew but overall enjoyed it. It leans heavily on humor and for the most part it works. The action scenes and animation are good. Yeah April kinda sucked regardless of the race swap and she was the least interesting character. If you enjoyed the new spiderman animated movies you'll enjoy this.

        Why is it failing, though? And don't give me black April because most people don't care. Even the black mermaid made 560 million.

        Animated movies in general haven't been doing great. I guess because it's easier for parents to just put cartoons on the million of streaming services for their kids then spending movie at the theater

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Animated movies in general haven't been doing great.
          Spiderverse and Mario were two of the biggest movies of the year.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The first Spiderman did terrible. The sequel is doing good because people eventually watched the first one. And Mario it's all the 30something yr old nostalgia driven people who watched it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >than spending money at the movie theater

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Animated movies in general haven't been doing great.

          Mario is the highest grossing movie of the year. Spider-Man is the 5th highest. Even Elemental is slowly turning a profit. You'd think a well known franchise like Turtles would do a little better than this.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually liked the movie, but it was a weird choice to have them living as normal teenagers outside the sewer with most of their rogues gallery as their allies by the end of the movie. Why destroy all your potential future storylines in the first film of your reboot?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah specially rocksteady and bebop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they’ll just reboot this fricking franchise with a different spin in another five years

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im not warching it due to Dark April

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her name is June, June Teenz

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Donatello looks like he's wearing makeup from the thumbnail

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it failing, though? And don't give me black April because most people don't care. Even the black mermaid made 560 million.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kids don't give a frick about TMNT anymore and it doesn't have anything to appeal to the nostalgic manchild demographic to make up for that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The film follows the Turtle brothers as they work to earn the love of New York City while…
      You hear how fricking boring that premise is? How can they be (somewhat) disciplined ninjas if they are so desperate for the approval of people they’ve never met?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A 6/10 is the same as a 10/10 for RT. Stop caring for that stupid shit, call them trannies and homosexuals and move on you morons

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Turn them into obnoxious teenage Black person

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >considered the best TMNT movie by fans
    >critics don't like it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough black artists in the soundtrack.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not my Ninja turtles. Some psyops satanic gay shit.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are non Disney animated films killing it at box office right now?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even some of the most optimistic projects have this movie doing <$300 million WW.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sad sack of talentless shit. He needs to virtue signal to get profits.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It already hit a billy?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual turtles no bueno

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool. Now show me boxoffice numbers

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TMNT is being mogged by other offerings at the box-office. Paramount made two big mistakes with Mission impossible and this. Both of them could've had good runs if the studio wasn't nearly as moronic as it is.

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